#OOOO SPICY ASK GOOD ONE ANON

[starman-john-tracy]

What is the most painful experience of your life?

John winces visibly.

"What kind of question is that?" He blinks. He knows, easily, that the answer is the death of his Mother, followed closely by the disappearance of his Father, but; "I- You can't just ask people that." He says instead, worrying at his bottom lip. "I- why do you want to know."

[court-jobi]

Hi! What are headcannons for izuku and wife reader in bed?

Oooo more headcanons for anon, comin' right up~ 18+ only, babes-- SFW here if you fancy!

A/N: Y'all are sending me the most darling asks! Due to board meetings and theatre prep I'm still working through this week's requests, on top of some long-awaited fics I can't wait to share... but I have a three day weekend ahead of me! thank you so much for all the inspo! keep em coming if there's something special you'd like to see~

For my My Hero Academia Masterlist, check it out here!

Pairing: Izuku Midoriya x Fem!reader

SPICY MARRIED HEADCANONS!

Your Izuku is a fairly traditional man who's set on claiming you as a life partner first before getting fully intimate with you. The very night you proposed to one another ((#whenaskingfeelsright)) tested that restraint out of pure excitement for the future with you. His chest could have burst-- but also settled with such deep love, he's truly never slept better.

His mind might have rushed a million miles an hour with plans of your life together at the tip of his tongue, but the amorous dial was tuned down only by his lightning-sure concern for the concussion you were nursing that night... You wanted more from him, through lingering hands trying to draw him close and coax him into the bath with you...

"I don' think that's smart right now, love," Izuku purred down to you over the edge of the bathtub he drew for you, "want it as I might. I think we need to keep you nice and relaxed and calm while you recover for a bit. Is that ok?" "I am calm," you mumbled against his neck, laying a little kiss there. "I am relaxed. N'so are you. Yer so r'laxing." "M'sorry, baby, but I have to take care of you. All of you- including this big brain of yours," Izuku kissed it for good measure. "But believe me.. I want nothing more than for my beautiful wife-to-be to feel better enough to show her how much I wanna love on her..."

And love on you he can. Well.

It's not that you haven't tested the waters together. The day your makeouts turned heated -when you'd started grinding atop his thigh in a shallow attempt to get off, he'd been so flustered. It's clear from that early interaction; Izuku hadn't had a wealth of experience till you dated.

But once he realized he could bring these sounds out of you, make you melt into him, by his hand alone...

"Like... J-just touching you? That- this feels good? Yeah.. y-yeah, I can do that.. Tell me what feels good, love. Tell me just like this, m'listening.."

VERY vocal- very, very vocal. Not necessarily in volume, but in range. Izuku's voice flips at every little sensation, often. Every little graze of his cock will have him squirming in his seat. You can barely brush a hand or blow a quick rush of air along his tummy, and he will shudder involuntarily. He'd be so flighty and hyper aware of it at first-- at least until you assure him you're addicted to the sounds he makes, and that you love knowing how real those sounds are, hearing him moan with his whole chest- all for you.

Wanted low to no lights on at first... then you tried setting some mood with some smokey blue or purple ambient light, letting it bathe you both in just a bit of hue. Turns out, Izuku loved the change instead of cowering for the lightswitch: not simply for how ethereal it made you look, but how his insecurities just melted away in the light. Turns out, he was pinpointing every single one of his scars with cruel precision; and that's not how you view him at all. You helped him see light was nothing to fear-- he just needed the right filter of your love to let him see himself better.

And when you finally were gifted that private night all to yourselves after your getaway drive from the excitable venue space

-when you were settling onto your knees on the wedding suite's bed with exploring hands and barely any clothes

-when you asked Izuku ever so gently if he wanted to go to sleep or go to bed, he learned just how much he'd been missing out on:

You mean he can run his hands all the way up and down your bare back? He can scoop you up into his arms and just play with your tits? He can kiss every inch of you with nothing in the way-- and you LET him? He only ever wanted this with you, and has his dream fulfilled.

Loves anything praise. Whispering into his ear, raking through his hair with loving hands, pulling when you want him to look at you. He'll praise you endlessly too, especially when he's particularly lovesick for you.

"you're so warm... I've never felt this warm in my life. Oh God, mmmmmng, ugh y're just perfect, mmmmmng baby, b-babybslowdownicantbreathe NNNNG!!"

Izuku is gone over you. Slotting himself against you and shoving himself into the heat of you is a homecoming for him. He'll push and thrust with every breath he can manage, lost in every sensation while begging for more, begging for praise, begging for your touch like it's life-giving. Missionary is his die-hard favorite, but Lotus a very close second- for the views alone.

Morning sex? Izuku is down. Post-brunch playtime? Izuku is already having his 'second breakfast'. Naptime cuddles turn a bit more on the frisky side? Guess who's fault that is. Jumping to dessert before dinner? Guess who again. Izuku Midoriya holds no set 'spicy hours'; whatever his wife wants, his wife gets.

(personal take) but I'd think with how hard that man works, how much thought he puts into everything he does, how he ties such a great deal of his personal commitment and worth into his pursuits... it would be extremely hard to get Izuku out of 'work mode' and into a spicy headspace very easily.

He can't get turned on with just a single look at you. You're a sight for sore eyes at the end of the day- no doubt in mind about that! But he's gonna take some TLC before he's ready to jump into bed.

But give him a backrub, a hand massage, or the space to vent out all his leftover feelings and frustrations. Izuku will feel free, once it's all off his chest... then he'll look to you expectantly, ready and waiting for some beloved cockwarming. His chin will lift, some bidden tears may form at his lash line, and he'll look to you to relieve the rest.

"M'head's too full, honey. C'you make it stop? Please..?" "I just want you. Just want you." "Don' wanna talk about it anymore. Day's done. But this-- this, I want. This, I can do. I-I can be... I can be 'me' here.. right? You still love me like this?" "No one can settle me like you, sweet girl. Nothing comes close, feeling like this. Oh baby, please-- please can I have you? I'll be so gentle, I promise, please?"

When you're away for work (after your intimate life has been established), he truly thinks he's sore outta luck whenever he can't be with you in person... but you have other ideas to the first time you call him after the first four-day stretch of radio silence due to top-secret meetings... when he stretches while getting up from his seat and moans over the phone by accident...

"Careful how much noise you're making, sweetie," you have to tease him- just a little, "that does things to a girl."

"W-what?!"

"You heard me."

He's buffering. Chucking low, which only makes it worse.

"I do miss you," he offers shyly.

"I miss you too," you answer wistfully. "So much, my love."

"What have you got left? Two weeks?"

"Three, hun."

He hums a little agitated again, and you re-settle in your seat,

"'Zuku, what'd I just say?"

He's laughing incredulously now.

"Aw c'mon, you're turned on just hearing me stretch? I can't even complain how much I miss you?!"

"Nope. Not allowed.. unless you're trying to start somethin'~ "

He's quiet for a beat- off his guard. Izuku is scared to say something else, bc the soft noise in his throat is beating at him to come out. Had you been in front of him, you might have been able to see that shift.

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Goodness, you're trouble..."

"You miss having trouble around~"

This makes him sigh, knowing all to well. "You know I do..."

"How much, teach?"

The formal petname both alarms and pleases him, you're sure about that. It's the first affectionate nickname you'd called him... but knowing he'd have to face his class of twenty with a straight face, the fact that you're sighing that title now gives him thoughts. Dirty thoughts.

"Don't call me that..."

"Awww why not?"

"Because my students call me that! And I have to be there in an hour and run them through evac drills today, and they're gonna be callin' after me, nonstop.."

"mmm so you're busy?"

...it's a trap... But Izuku falls straight into it.

You see it now, 13 hours away: Izuku, testing the accuracy of the clock on the wall with the one on his watch. Izuku ,sliding his morning coffee back onto the counter. Izuku, with the glow of morning sun still climbing through your windows in the front room, walking to make himself comfortable, calculating the riskiest wager and clearing his voice from away from the speakerphone.

You're rewarded for your soft voice that drips with desire; he's sat in his oversized papasan chair you two normally double up in for a nap- you can hear the creaks from the receiver, where he takes a knee before turning into it, already sinking his hand onto his partially unzipped fly.

He'll talk about anything and everything relating to you in order to make these next three weeks fly by faster. Anything to get you on a plane back home. Anything to get you back in bed.

"Not too busy for my pretty girl."

[fungalittleweirdo]

chubby!reader × Donnie? he gets a tad bit flustered? maybe a bit of a spicy peice? praise kink🙏🙏🙏🙏

-👾🐈‍⬛️

already writing limes in the sfw blog, are we ?

jules fears NOTHING !!

i love writing this kind of content anyway >:)

if you wanted something higher on the citrus scale i shall direct you to my other blog, @fungalittlefreak where you could get even more specific with whatever you desire !!

i initially wanted to make this longer but i'm swamped with so many things to do, might have a part two if there's demand for it.

one chubby reader x flustered donnie coming right up B)

thank you for the request anon <3

important side note: while i don't deem this as "mature content" i feel more comfortable if anyone 15+ could interact with this post, otherwise please don't read or interact. while i can't force you not to, i hope anyone below 15 years old could respect my wishes.

May I?

It's movie night in the Hamato household and you're invited! April said you didn't have a choice, so here you are contemplating on wearing something comfortable or something cute.

Delivered (18:42 PM): is this too much? i'm bringing a change of clothes because i'm sleeping over

apes (18:42 PM): oooo who are you trying to impress

apes (18:42 PM): god i hope it's not leo

apes (18:42 PM): you deserve better

You shake your head, grinning at your phone as you send your last message to April.

Delivered (18:43 PM): i'll never tell :)

You finish getting ready and grab your overnight bag, heading over to the lair. The clattering and chattering in the kitchen tells you that the brothers would be in there, but you spot Donnie alone on his phone in the projection room. He seems comfortable enough not to wear his battle shell, which you find surprising. You take a step toward him and he looks up, turning to you as you put your stuff down beside the couch. He stops, staring while you move to sit beside him, even though you already greeted him, waiting for his response.

"Uh, yes. H-hello. Greetings. Good evening."

He looks away, then looks at you out of the corner of his eye. You grin and lean in with a smirk. He blushes, then a nervous smile plasters itself on his face. "D-do you need anything from me?" Donnie asks politely, but his eyes darted everywhere, scanning you as if he is committing the way you look right now to memory.

"A kiss might be nice."

The softshell freezes and it looks like his brain is malfunctioning, his face warming at the thoughts racing through his mind.

"May I?"

He reaches up to cup your soft face in his hand. His fingers twitch as if he's holding himself back from holding you firmly. You nod with a whispered yes, leaning in for a delicate, soft kiss. The softshell perks up and a dopey smile spreads across his face after you part, then he leans in for a deeper kiss, the heat on both your faces burning a little hotter.

"Your lips taste so good," Donnie breathes, threading his fingers through your hair at the base of your skull, holding you close as the two of you made out on the couch. "So sweet for me..." He whines, his blush darkening his face even more while he reaches for you with his other hand, holding you against him. His fingers knead the plushness above your hip for a moment, the hitching in his breath apparent. After another minute or so the two of you officially part, noticing the lair has gotten quiet.

You turn around to find nearly everyone with their jaws dropped to the floor, eyes boggled. Donnie sneers, wrapping an arm around your waist to hold you against him possessively. The way his hand grips your tummy made you yelp, feeling embarrassed now that the two of you were caught. April snaps a picture, Leo snickers, Mikey cheers, and Raph narrows his eyes in suspicion, then smiles, proceeding to whack Leo upside the head before he moves over to tease Donnie. The Caseys walk in with two bowls of popcorn, Junior has a knowing look on his face while CJ looked on in confusion to the commotion. You sigh with a grin, shaking your head and relaxing in Donnie's arms as movie night started to kick off.

[jamisonwritestf2trash]

Simple one

Each mercs spice tolerance?

The TF2 Mercs Spice Tolerance!

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Oooo good ask anon! Some short and sweet (spicy?) headcanons.

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Demo- I feel like people would say he has an amazing spice tolerance, but he doesn't. He's not horrible. He'll eat jalapeños and serranos, but they'll still make his eyes water and mouth burn.

Engie- Our spice king. Only man who can handle eating anything past a habanero and not sweat. He puts hot sause on everything, but it's not normal hot sause, no, it's like ghost pepper hot sause. Soldier probably borrowed it once, and it nearly killed him.

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Heavy- This one is tough. He's better than Spy and Scout but also worse than Demo. Pretty much, he likes the taste of some mild hot sauses and enjoys them but also can't eat a jalapeño to save life.

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Medic- Either great or horrible, no inbetween. I lean towards the idea that he has a horrible spice tolerance, but still eats the most absurd peppers and grows newer hotter ones to see how his body will react, or just to share them with Engie.

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Scout- Yeah, sorry, man. I've got to do it to him. He has no spice tolerance either. He got it from Spy. But to be fair, he is a lot better than Spy in the sense he can eat a jalapeño without dying... but he'll definitely be crying a little bit. He did the once chip challenge, and that shit actually killed him.

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Sniper- He's definitely the middle of the road. He can handle medium amounts of spice and generally has very little reaction to spicy food. Even if he does eat something that's super spicy he still manages to have a poker face.

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Spy- He dies at the smell of a single pepper. Bell peppers are spicy way too spicy for him (/j) No, but I think he could be fine with a mild hot sause or two but he just generally doesn't like the taste, and he can't handle actual spice to save his life. I think a jalapeño would kill him.

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Soldier- He's fine enough, like, puts hot sause on his food, and isn't afraid of spice, but give him something stronger than, maybe like a habanero, and he's immediately red, sweating, probably internally crying, but he's brushing it off like he's fine. Overall handles spice fine.

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Pyro- Honestly, it could probably eat molten metals if they really wanted to. I'll go out on a limb and say it has the best spice tolerance. They just don't actually like the taste of most spicy foods.

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I hope these make sense or sound good, I'm so tired 😭 anyways, half of them are European, so they legally can't have good spice tolerances (/j)

Look at me finally posting an answered ask. I'm so zany! But seriously, thank you guys for being patient with me. It means a lot :)

[my-my-my]

Do you have any other headcanons about Aizen you’d like to share?? One of mine is that he doesn’t have good rhythm since he doesn’t care for music lol

Oooo I have so many 😂 I like yours too! It’s funny because I think (in a roundabout way) Aizen can dance if you take anything from Bleach Brave Souls as canon. One of his phrases in his White Day unit is “I’ll take you on” (translated), which can be used in the context of taking a dance partner (but a very arrogant way of saying it because you’re the better dancer lol). anyways off topic!!

- Aizen got into calligraphy because it was his way of trying to bond with people. He was inherently good at it (like almost anything he does), but he was surprised by how many people were awed by his skills. I hc that without calligraphy, he would feel more isolated because there aren’t a ton of things he can try to bridge with regular people. He’s just so far removed from everyone.

- He likes using terms of endearment for his partner (basing this off of BBS again lol. He uses what would be the English equivalent of “babe”/“baby” in his White Day unit).

- Aizen doesn’t really like to cook, like ever. He can cook, but it’s more out of being self-reliant. He would rather go out to eat than be in a kitchen. Like I find that he isn’t domestic inherently, he cooks and cleans because he has to cook and clean, you know?

- He doesn’t like PDA. He’s fine with hand holding, and maybe a peck on the cheek, but you’re really not going to get much more out of him because he’s very private and very careful about how people perceive him.

- Tangentially, he doesn’t like being called by terms of endearment unless you two are in a private setting. And even then, I personally don’t see him being happy if he’s called “babe” or “baby”, but something like “darling” or “dear” might be fine with him.

- I hc him to have a very particular taste palette. In canon Aizen hates eggs, but I see him as someone who prefers more savoury dishes (not so much spicy, even though he can handle it). Also he’s particular about his sweets. He doesn’t like overtly sweet desserts (would prefer dark chocolate over milk), but also likes fruit pastries. Something that’s seemingly simple, but delicate. There’s a sense of artistry in pastries he enjoys.

- I think two of his love languages would be “acts of service” or “quality time”! Again, I hc that Aizen isn’t inherently domestic, but for you? He’ll do the laundry and make sure food is ready (he didn’t cook it though 🤭). And quality time - he’s a busy man! But he’ll make time for you, so he would also appreciate if your time was focused on him as well, that means no scrolling through your phone (if this was a modern day AU Aizen), or talking about someone else in his presence. He just wants to enjoy your presence without anyone bothering the two of you.

Thanks for the ask, anon! I hope you enjoyed these!

[saltymiraculer]

here ya go anon

So, I’ve been getting anonymous asks after asks after asks for an adrien/marinette/alya/nino group chat and I decided to just make a dumb one so they would stop but it turned salty and here ya go

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Unknown: …

Unknown: alright fess up who made the group chat

Unknown: it was me

Unknown: who the hell r u

Unknown: alya

Unknown: o ok im marinette

Unknown: TF guys??? It’s Adrien, but why did you make this?

Alya: wait did we add nino

Alya added Nino to Group Hangout

Alya: there we go

Nino: what the fuck

Nino: what is this????

Marinette renamed the chat shit talkers

Marinette: …

Adrien…

Alya…

Nino: what the FUCK

Nino renamed Nino as icantdrawforshit

icantdrawforshit: well its true

Marinette: wait you can do that

Alya renamed Alya as yaaasqueen

yaaasqueen: WeLl iT’s TrUe

Marinette: where the fuck is adrien

Adrien: Here!

Adrien renamed Adrien as noiristhenewblack

Marinette: pleeeease dont tell me youre a chat noir fanboy

noiristhenewblack: Hell yeah, I am!

yaasqueen: l a d y n o i r ?

noristhenewblack: YES!

icantdrawforshit: ye

Marinette: nu

Marinette renamed Marinette noladynoir

yaaasqueen: ???

yaaasqueen: why u hating on my ship?

noladynoir: so u know all those cute gifs u post on your blog of the kisses n stuff

yaaasqueen: yea those are so adorable!

noladynoir: when have you seen LB actually say yess to the kisses and dates

yaaasqueen: …

icantdrawforshit: oooo things about to get spicy

icantdrawforshit: 🍿🍿🍿

yaaasqueen: um shit i actualy havent

yaaasqueen: *actually

noiristhenewblack: Well, I’m sure she’s fine with it! Ladybug never OBJECTS to them, does she?

noladynoir: u actually pay attention during the fights right?

noladynoir: cuz if u did u would know that LB always tells him to stop

noiristhenewblack: No, she doesn’t! They’re in love, right, Alya?

yaaasqueen: mari makes a good point

yaaasqueen: ill see during the next battle + show it to u

2:48 PM

yaaasqueen sent a video

yaaasqueen: well shit

yaaasqueen: do i have some tea to spill

icantdrawforshit: holy fuck

noiristhenewblack: ?????

icantdrawforshit: watch the video

noiristhenewblack: I don’t see the problem?

noladynoir: do u need glasses my dude because its pretty obvious to us

noiristhenewblack: Can someone explain the problem to me? It just looks like a normal fight.

icantdrawforshit: thats the fuckn problem

yaaasqueen: if u actually watch the video you see that LB keeps flinching away from CN and she keeps tellinh him to stop but he doesn’t stop

noladynoir: that’s what ive been trying to say! she doesn’t like chat noir and he keeps telling her they’re in love anyways!

noiristhenewblack: But it’s probably just a lovers’ quarrel! Couples fight, don’t they?

icantdrawforshit: not like that my dude

yaaasqueen exited the group chat

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yaaasqueen logged onto adrienette is otp

yaaasqueen: get on the chat u lil bitches i have something to tell u

sportboi: wat is it 👀👀👀👀

yaasqueen: quit it with the emojis kim

sportboi: 🚫 no 🚫

sk8rgorl: ok what is it alya

yaaasqueen sent three images

yaaasqueen: this is the reaction to the vid i sent u guys earlier

icantdrawforshit: im private chatting w/ adrien rn and he keeps telling me that chat noir and lb are in love, it’s really creepy how possessive he is, pls send help

rosebud: uh-oh! that’s not good! what should we do?

lightscameraaction: yeah that’s really creepy, especially with how weird chat’s being in the video, how can he think that’s okay? LB looks so uncomfortable!

sk8rgorl: should we do something abt it? cuz chats a superhero n all

sportboi: yeah i mean ive never been sexually harassed but its not right how he’s just violating her like that 😬

icantdrawforshit sent an image

icantdrawforshit: WTF GUYS HE JUST SAID THAT IT WAS LB’S FAULT

yaaasqueen: wtf???

rosebud: the image isn’t loading! can u explain please 🥺🥺🥺🥺

icantdrawforshit: so i said “he didn’t have the right to touch her like that” and he said “Well, it’s her fault! She’s the one who’s so nice to him, she would just punch him if she didn’t like it!” so i said “well what if she doesn’t want to punch him” and this DOOD had the gall to say “Then she likes it!”

rosebud: …

rosebud: that’s just wrong.

lightscameraaction: yeah srsly that’s not right???

yaaasqueen: should we show marinette

yaaasqueen: cuz she was right all along

sk8rgorl: probably

sk8rgorl added noladynoir to the chat

noladynoir: hi guys

yaaasqueen: we were just talking about how it wasnt right for CN to touch LB like that do u have anything to say

yaaasqueen: that sounded rlly rude sry

noladynoir: actually i was assaulted like that earlier it was kinda terrifying

rosebud: oh no! i’m so sorry, Marinette!

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to be continued?

[chaoticpuff17]

puffff🧡😻🧡😻🧡😻

ah i finally have off on Sunday so I'll be able to catch up more. omg let me tell you when I did my rounds to see if any of my faves updated and i saw the namjoon sequel i nearly screamed while on a call lol

im so excited!!!! and she's gonna find out about her sister soon oooo that's gonna be a very spicy meatball lol. i hope she's excited to see her kitty too😻

i hope your wiring process has been enjoyable id hate for you to wear yourself out. I'd gladly wait a lifetime if it means you're enjoying yourself💖 i need to catch up with Jin's new chapters and you have tae's fic coming soon idk how I'll survive lol

is it weird that i miss being in the inbox regularly lol - hiding away like a real cat 🧡😻cat anon

Cat anon! My love! I’ve missed you 😭😭😭

I am so excited to write when the mc finds out about Iyla. A very angry pregnant lady. Gets to see her sister and then finds out.... THE CAT IS HERE?!?! demands fo be taken to see her grumpy baby. And since she’s due in a few weeks, no one is really arguing with her.

I’m good. Having fun storyboarding. Spent some time picking nursery aesthetics for this story with my dear 36imapala who puts up with all my planning nonsense. Cant wait for you all to find out what the baby is going to be! I’m sure there’s a toss up on what everyone’s wants/expects it to be. So hopefully the reveal won’t be too disappointing!

Love you! Glad you’re back in my asks Bebe!

[ff-imagines]

Crush headcanons: Milk, spicy gluten, zongzi

the original ask was for general headcanons but I’m cutting it to simple crush headcanons bc coming up with the general headcanons for three characters would fry my single brain cell lmao, hope you enjoy regardless anon!

Milk

• milk is very quiet at all times

• it’s not that she doesn’t like you, she just doesn’t feel the need to talk

• but of course as time goes on, you reach out to her, you try to tell her everything about yourself and encourage her to share as well

• she never feels pressured, just.... welcomed

• it’s not that she feels outcasted by her friends at the coffee house, quite the opposite

• but you... you make her feel warm, fuzzy, like her heart is made of mush

• she doesn’t exactly talk more, instead she more so does favors for you

• it’s actually a very strange shift as she hates repeating herself, with words and tasks

• she’s the type of girl who’d more so enjoy it if she was asked about her feelings rather than her asking you

• mostly because she’s never really had to drag around a mushy heart and she’s not quite sure where to even start

• when you asked her on a date ?

• you get a rare milk smile

• it’s very special to see her nose and cheekbones slightly dusted with pink, for once her smile meeting her eyes

• “well... ok. I think I’d enjoy that. A lot.”

• only you can get a milk hug. Pls don’t touch her horns tho

Spicy Gluten

• oooo I love her. I love this spicy bad bitch

• she flirts a lot but when it comes to someone she actually finds attractive it’s turned up 10000000%

• to catch her attention, you’ve gotta have done something bold, brash, something that oozed confidence she didn’t know you had.

• even if you’re not normally brave, having that little flash of determination sparks something in her chest

• she’d love to reach into you and pull the confidence to the surface, to have a challenge.

• she still keeps up the flirty remarks but now they’re cranked up to an 11

• “hey spice! How’s the fries?”

• “good, but I bet you’d taste better.”

• she enjoys that such simple banter gets you red head to toe.

• it won’t take that long before she takes you on a date.

• by take I mean she comes out of the blue one afternoon

• “ah, you. Come here. I’ve planned an excellnt night on the boulevard, just us.”

• “wait what-“

• “I said come on! Get dressed! Remember, obedience gets rewarded~”

Zongzi

• the ultimate woman repsecter ™

• also the ultimate man respecter ™

• he’s just a really good, respectful dude.

• you honestly won’t be able to tell when he catches feelings as he’s always just so kind and helpful.

• he honestly can’t tell when the feelings came to him either

• at first he’s conflicted

• does he deserve this?

• would you even return the feeling?

• what would happen if you rejected him?

• he mulls it over for a long time before just thinking “fuck it. They’re so kind and wonderful, the worst that can happen is a second of awkwardness.”

• he however, is secretly a hopeless romantic.

• I’m talking rewatching the Notebook at 3 am while silently crying

• like.... the hallmark movie binge watching kind

• really sappy and so sweet it’d rot your teeth

• and that’s how he confesses

• by writing you a love poem

• it describes how wonderful and beautiful in every way he finds you to be

• it’s not short but not long either, it’s written in beautiful handwriting in red ink with his name signed on the bottom, and the i is topped with a heart

• he waits until sunset, leading you outside to watch the sun go down

• he nervously hands it to you, and when your finished reading it, he offers his hand.

• how could you not take his his hand while grinning wildly?

[jessybarnes]

For the weirdly specific asks can I request numbers 1, 5, 8, 10, 14, 17, 21, 25. 26, and 30.

For 30, I want to ask: Can you tell us what your experience was meeting Sebastian and also if you've met any other celebrities?

Sorry if this is a lot... you can ignore this if you want to...

Oh, my goodness! Thank you for taking the time to send this to me, Anon! <3

First of all, of course, I'm not going to ignore this! I love getting asks and I'm honored that you want to know so much about me :) I'm going to put them below a cut because this is going to be long.

Now, onto the questions and answers...

1. Chipotle order?

I have a usual that I get lol. It's a Burrito Bowl with white rice, no beans, either Steak or Barbacoa, cheese, corn salsa, and sour cream, and then I also get a large order of queso and chips along with either coke or sprite.

5. Favorite form of potato?

Oooo... oh, man... I love potatoes! Umm... I'm going to have to go with a baked potato. I love adding toppings to it. Like, give me a baked potato with butter, sour cream, bacon, and some salt and pepper. Lol.

8. Do you change into specific clothes for the house when you get home?

Listen... people who have big titties will probably all agree with me when I say that the very first thing that comes off when you get home is the bra... That bitch gotta go! lol. I also change into a baggy t-shirt and some sweatpants or shorts. And once I take my bra off, I'm in for the night. Just sayin'

10. On a plane, do you ask for apple or orange juice?

Well, I normally get wine or sprite, but if I had to pick between apple and orange juice, I'd choose the apple.

14. Do you think you're dehydrated?

Yes, lol. I am so bad at drinking water and staying hydrated... I have ADHD and when I hyper-fixate on something I literally will forget to eat sometimes... it's bad...

17. An anxious compulsion you do every day?

I have A LOT... I bounce my leg all the time, I pick at my skin and nails, I bite my nails, I bite my lips, and my stuffie has a tag on it and I rub the tag between my fingers.

21. A number that weirds you out?

I don't like odd numbers... I don't know why, but they make me uncomfortable. Except for 5....anything with a 5 in it is okay because it's in the middle. So, for example, the volume on a radio HAS to be an even number or it has to end in 5. Otherwise, I get really bad anxiety.

25. Would you say you have good taste in music?

I think I do, yeah. I was raised on Classic Rock and Heavy Metal. My dad always had MTV on when I was growing up too. This was back in the 90s when MTV still played music videos and stuff religiously. My first concert was Tina Turner when I was 3 and then my second was John Mellencamp when I was 5. I've passed my love of Rock and Metal to my daughter. She has loved it since she was a baby and her and I share the same two favorite bands, Metallica and Lamb of God. Her first concert was actually Metallica when she was 5.

26. How's your spice tolerance?

I love spicy stuff! I know it's not that spicy, but one of my favorite things to eat as a snack is watermelon with tajin sprinkled on it. It's so freaking good.

30. Ask me anything!

Okay, so you wanted to know what my experience was like when I met Sebastian last month at NYCC.

So, It was a spur-of-the-moment thing. Like I'm from Indiana so it was pretty expensive because it was my daughter and I and we had to pay for flights, a hotel, food, transportation, and also for the tickets themselves. I have the best husband ever...like he didn't have to let me do this, but he knows how much Sebastian means to me and my daughter so this was my birthday present.

I met up with some friends that I met via TikTok and we all spent the day together. I had a photo with him and so did my daughter, and then we had only one autograph. Our photos were at 2:30 and 3:30 in the afternoon and my daughter went first. I was, of course, allowed to go with her because she is only ten years old. She wanted to propose to him, and so I let her wear the dress she wore to my wedding and she spent her allowance to buy him a generic wedding band on Amazon. She walked up to him and guys... when I tell you that he got tears in his eyes when he saw her in her little dress with the ring, I mean it. This man put his hands on his chest and said that she looked beautiful. He squatted down and had a surprised look on his face and they took the picture. I was bawling at this point because I have loved this man since 2006.

So then it's my turn for my picture and I approach him with tears in my eyes because he's literally stunning. He's so fucking beautiful in person...like I can't even describe to you all how blue his eyes are... He smiled and said "Hello, sweetheart" and I swear to god I almost collapsed. I somehow was able to ask him if we could put our hands on the plexiglass as if they were touching and he did and we looked into each other's eyes and I... I don't know how I didn't die.

Fast forward to the autograph... it was the end of the day... like 5:30 and we were all exhausted. I'm sure Sebastian was fucking dead ass tired, but he still greeted everyone with the biggest smile. He was so kind. He wasn't behind the plexiglass for our autographs and he smelled so fucking good...oh, my god. So my daughter hands him the photo they took together and he was so sweet to her.

I posted a video I managed to get of our autograph experience which I will link here.

As far as other celebrities go, I've met Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Misha Collins, Mark Sheppard, Alexander Calvert, Kim Rhodes, Briana Buckmaster, Lisa Berry, Chad Lindberg, Rob Benedict, Richard Speight Jr., Ruth Connell, basically all of the Supernatural cast 3 times..., the members of Metallica, the members of Anthrax, Ian Somerhalder, and I know I'm forgetting some by my brain won't work right now apparently lol.

[cheshire-noir]

2,4,17,24,30 for the Star Wars Asks💜!!

Hello Anon!! Thank you for stopping by!! 😘 Let’s answer your questions!!

2. Favorite Clone Wars episode(s) : Alright let’s see I might go by arc for this one because I don’t have a specific episode in mind so. That one would have to be the Lost Jedi/ Padawan Lost episodes because for me personally it cemented my love for Ahsoka Tano and i thought also it kinda highlighted her growth from becoming less of a child to a full on adult looking out for others before herself.

4. Favorite soundtrack(s) : Crap ummm...I’m gonna go with the Season 7 Soundtrack because it’s like I can hear one note and instantly sob. Like “Victory and Death” that first note from that and i’m sobbing like a baby so XD

17. Saddest moment(s) : Ooo boy....Alright so Clone Wars had plenty of sad sad moment, we got Umbara arc (season 5??) we got Fives Death (season 6)...Order 66 (Season 7) all classic spicy sad moments. Me personally I think the Order 66 arc of Season 7 was the worst for me to get through because see...i’m an emotional person, i still bawl my eyes out when Hardcase dies at Umbara...I cry seeing Fives start to loose it and pulls a gun on Fox. But the few scenes with Captain Rex simply going in that back room, listening to Darth Sidious say the infamous “Execute Order Sixty Six” line to Captain Rex... flood gates I tell you!! And then it just got worse from there! because then it was like Captain Rex terrified after almost shooting Ahsoka and then him saying they gotta kill his men and he is crying under his helmet like damn lighten up! This is why i support Fix- it-Fics...everyone is alive in those usually (except for Krell, fuck Krell)

24. Movies or shows: oooo imma have to pick shows for this one just because the world building in shows gets a lot more time to develop. But that’s like such a small reason why i pick the shows over the movies. I love both :D

30. Unpopular opinion(s): Ooookay....uhhh keep in mind if you don’t agree with me we can still be friends but okay let’s see:

Anakins’s Clone wars movie outfit >> Anakins season 4ish-5ish outfit outfit (the browner one) I just like the color contrast between the navy and the maroon and then the armor was nice too

That one Clone Wars Game for the wii said to be the worse star wars game: i’ve played it and it’s honestly not that bad. Sure the controls are fragile but i’d pay anything to hear Captain Rex in a game lmao. Someone make more Clone Wars games i’m STARVING for Rex content

a lot of people have this opinion already but i want to say it again: Star Wars Rebels was good. Now it’s not like a true Clone Wars sequel and their are some parts i didn’t like (cough middle of season 2 what the fuck??), but hey it got me to care about space Aladdin so like. Also another opinion: Ezra season 3 haircut>>Season 1-2 haircut. I know it’s for his sith phase (mom!) but it was character growth dammit and my son looked nice. Also Kanan’s season 4 cut i liked more than the pony tail but honestly my man should be wearing his hair down like Tarzan!

Thank you so much for the questions!! Please ask more these are fun lol!

[mirohed]

i’m tentatively planning on doing sth in psychology!! i find it interesting and i might go into business/consumer psychology? i’m just gonna go with the flow hehe OO TEA! you mentioned him briefly but didn’t fully explain and i‘m ready! to! listen! 🤗🤗 i 100% agree w trying to just igNORE my unidentifiable feelings but he’s literally in every single one of my classes and i’m struggling :( he was one of the people who asked me to prom as friends and i?? didn’t want to think so i just said nO but

IM STILL THINKING ABOUT IT SIS 😔😔 telling yourself not to think about something,, kinda makes you think of it more. maybe it’s because it’s March,, the Spicy Season. imma throw myself into work and hide my confusion :

oooo that sounds interesting!! tbh i like psychology too but i might just minor in it or smth im not sure yet,, bUT OK HERES THE TEA:

ive known him for abt 4-5 years and weve never been close close but weve always been Friends,, and ive always kinda had a thought in the back of my mind like yeah itd be nice to be w him but never fully realized them bc lmao why would i waste my time when he doesnt like me?? so we live our lives and date other people until our junior year (now)

lemme set the scene here,, its the night of our homecoming game and were both kinda fresh out of relationships that fell apart but were Living Our Lives w all the face paint and school spirit that comes w homecoming ykno? and the sky is dark but everything is alight and alive and theres a football (like american football sdfsd) game going on and im gathering my things bc other ppl were coming to use the space and he helps me with them and im thanking him when he stops me and ,,,, HOMEBOY JUST CONFESSES SDFSDFDS and the rest of the night is so so fun :((( the energy we had was unbeatable :(((((( tbh its one of my favorite high school memories; us away from the rest of the game tentatively holding hands and talking to each other w cheering and laughter in the distance :((

now that i look back on it, i realize that the reason we kinda jumped into an almost-relationship was bc he wasnt fully over his ex (she broke up w him) and i was overeager to prove to my ex (bc i broke up w him) that i could find someone else,,, i think the fact tht that night is such a good memory muddles my feelings for him and might always muddle them but i know better now. were still good friends (and were dancing together for prom since were princess/prince) but i think thats all well ever be and thats what were best at anyway. (i found out one of my friends who i was kinda into back during homecoming was into me too and still is but,, thats another story,,, IVE DOMINATED THIS REPLY W THE TEA AS IS HSHSH)

ok but what i did was kinda,, just focus on his,, flaws ig? like i saw why it wouldnt work out between us and i forced myself into believing it. BUT SHSFDS I GET WHY YOURE STILL THINKING ABT IT I WOULD BE TOO so ill be rooting for you!! for both your art exam AND your boy problems!!!! and as for exciting weekend, only my saturday will be exciting bc ill be going to prom!!!! i hope you manage to make your weekend exciting one way or another bb