#OOMFS ARE ATTACKING ME!!!

[npdzane]

WHY ARE THEY DISAGREEING!!!! IM RIGHT!!!! 💔

[anghelcode]

"Transformers Animated is peak you should watch it"

Transformers Animated:

edit: oh shit i didnt think this would blow up 😭 seeing many people like this makes me giggle but also i feel a bit shy about this AYGOYDOUYD96ROGYD you guys surprise me a lot

edit 2: 300+ notes where did u come from...

[cephalotyrant]

extremely niche azurido au concept GO!!!

Finding Nemo AU— Azul, having gotten deeply involved with the Leech twins and their... business, his and Riddle's home is attacked one night while Vinny was still an infant, and Azul goes missing. Left to raise their son on their own, Riddle's become... quite the overbearing parent.

(Considering Nemo has a smaller fin, I wanted to give Vinny a similar handicap, so he IS hard of hearing in one particular ear (magic blast that grazed him, kindof like if you set off a firearm right next to a baby ig? idk) but Nemo's is much more physical, so...? hmm. still thinking that out sbsbansbsn)

After all, the world is full of dangerous things, and just because Azul's gone missing doesnt mean their name is exactly clean.

Riddle's a lawyer with very strict hours, so when things with Vinny come up, it's hard to maneuver around them.

...He should have known keeping such a tight leash tends to backfire. Oh well.

[lettucing]

sitting on my bed minding my business watching the new chuckle sandwich when schlatt BY NAME mentions a town that not is only 15 minutes away from me but is also the town i drive to every single day for school and he says that's where you find the hot girls. i felt my entire face heat up (which has yet to go away), i genuinely sat in silence with my jaw dropped for a minute straight just rewinding the vid over and over. all of a sudden my mom is calling my name and i had to sit through dinner with my family and pretend like i wasn't flustered and shaking because my youtube white boy said the girls who live in my area are hot. are you for real rn ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL.

[yurifier3000]

kourai trailing kisses up sachiros hands… 💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️

[voltrixz]

faggot bitch die /lh /j /nsrs /hj

Great first ask on tumblr oomf, here hold this>🧨🧨💣🧨

[prime-adeptus]

Ellis.....

[heartorbit]

artfight attack for ~mavv!

[fleeceyang]

hi I come bearing images and also an I love you

i feel like i just took -100 poison damage. that’s my husband of exactly one (1) day congratulations to us baby 😻

[edelgards]

look away

[frenchoniontf2]

Beans

For context : i have mass attacked many users on twitter (mostly oomfs) with horrifing disgusting beans... a mass bean invasion if you will.. heh... look at them...

The reactions to these ae so funny too lmaoooo i didnt wanna say it was me at first cuz i like the anonymous identity but apprently oomf recognized my artstyle right away

[piastappies]

would you maybe write an smau (oscar x norris or leclerc!reader) where the reader is just super clumsy and everyone makes fun of that?

ᯓᡣ𐭩 SUCH A KLUTZ ! ᡣ𐭩ᯓ

pairing. oscar piastri x leclerc!reader

summary. in which reader can’t walk straight to save her life and formula fans (as well as some of the drivers) find it extremely amusing, while her boyfriend is the greenest flag of all time.

yourusername

liked by oscarpiastri, francisca.cgomes, charles_leclerc and 89 623 others.

yourusername rumour has it that the best couple on grid is enjoying the summer break and the rumors are TRUE! though it is also said that the girl in third slide fell off the scooter and got a concussion so her boyfriend took her phone away for three days — this may or may not be true!

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user1 oscar is so whipped the guy is the first like whenever she posts something 😭😭

user2 i know ehic isnt a thing in monaco unfortunately but my other european girlies please remember to get yourself an ehic card if you travel across europe it can save you a lot of nerves if you injury yourself on vacay 😭😭😭

priniya european girlies always remember to have a valid european health insurance card! <3

oscarpiastri she might say its not true but it is 👎👎 the girl almost gave me a heart attack

landonorris yourusername someone should lock you up because at this rate youre gonna hurt yourself by breathing

yourusername im having a brat summer ☹️

arthur_leclerc dont think its how it works lutin

francisca.cgomes rumour has it that she didn’t take her girlfriend with her to her trip

lilymhe rumour has it that she broke her other girlfriend’s heart

yourusername NOOOO IM SORRY 😭😭😭 LET ME MAKE IT UP WHEN THE BREAK ENDS

marverstappen1 girl how do you even function with that clumsy brain of yours?

yourusername kellypiquet please tell p that max is making fun of me because i got hurt

kellypiquet she’s making you a card rn

maxverstappen1 our house turned into a glitterlandia because of that card

yourusername I LOVE HER SO MUCH

user3 i honestly cant wait for the pyn reunion in zandvoort 🥹🥹🥹

yourusername same shes my true one 👊👊

charles_leclerc oscarpiastri take your aussie hands off my baby sister or ill crash into you in zandvoort 😁

charles_leclerc for legal purpose this may or may not be a joke

yourusername crash into him and i’ll do something worse than have his hands on me and make you watch

francisca.cgomes

liked by pierregasly, alexandrasaintmleux, charles_leclerc and 432 621 others.

francisca.cgomes a girls night gone wrong…

— tagged alexandrasaintmleux, yourusername

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user4 i bet my LIFE that yn had to go to the er 😭😭😭

pierregasly THIS is what you meant by a surprise??????

francisca.cgomes surprise . . . 😦

alexandrasaintmleux it was fun while it lasted . . .

user5 WHY DOES THE COMMENTS SEEM LIKE YN DIED WHERE IS HER COMMENT

user6 yn rn 💀🪦🪦

user7 you are not funny! hope that helps ❤️

charles_leclerc girl where is my sister 😭😭😭😭

yourusername WHY ARE YALL ACTING LIKE I DIED?????

user8 SHES ALIVE YOU GUYS

oscarpiastri kika you were supposed to bring her back in one piece?

francisca.cgomes sorry it was not my fault

francisca.cgomes literally not my fault this time a guy bumped into her shoulder and she fell 😭😭😭

yourusername i sprained my ankle :(

alexandrasaintmleux we still love you 🫶

user9 ngl i would give my leg to be a part of this friendship

user10 same

landonorris petition to keep yourusername locked in a cage

user11 😧😧😧

yourusername you gotta catch me first 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

pierregasly i second this

lilymhe i third

alexandrasaintmleux ily yn but i fourth ☹️

twitter !

user13 WHEN ITS GONNA BE MY TURN???

user14 i need an oscar in my life but idk if i wanna be yn 😭

user15 you r so real for that oomf

user16 ngl i wish i could be oscar to be with yn

user17 god just knew that if she made yn flawless she would be too much for mortals

user18 she ?

user17 god is a woman and her name is pascale leclerc 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

user19 LMAO

lando.jpg

liked by alex_albon, yourusername, logansargeant and 772 812 others.

lando.jpg never accept an invitation from yourusername for a dinner at her house because there’s a 100% chance she’s gonna burn herself while making you food

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oscarpiastri shouldnt have invited YOU

lando.jpg ??? MEAN ???

oscarpiastri dont make fun of my clumsy girlfriend

yourusername when he’s protective ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

yourusername i burnt myself while YOU ALL WERE LAUGHING

user20 oscar was laughing too?😭

arthur_leclerc he was glaring at everyone laughing while looking after yn

user21 oscar is the bestest boyfriend possible i need an oscar in my life

user22 yourusername can you fight?

yourusername i have three older brothers, go figure it out

user22 (｡•́︿•̀｡)

charles_leclerc cant believe they didn’t invite ME and they invited YOU

arthur_leclerc she invited me and enzo LOL

user23 lando.jpg comeback to make fun of oscars gf 😭😭😭

charles_leclerc SHE WAS MY SISTER FIRST

user24 yn is a klutz first human second

oscarpiastri

liked by pascale_leclerc, nicolepiastri, yourusername and 921 728 others.

oscarpiasti a few things that summer break gave me: a dog (yes, i’m officially a dog dad), relaxing time with my friends n family, a fiancée and lots of headaches due to the clumsiness of my gorgeous fiancée.

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yourusername i love youuuuuu

hattiepiastri THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT???

hattiepiastri yourusername YOURE MARRYING MY BROTHER????

hattiepiastri HOW DID THAT HAPPEN??

yourusername i flipped a coin

georgerussell63 it probably hit you in the face too, no?

user25 IMAGINE THE FAMILY GATHERINGS???

user26 hold on is oscar gonna go there as charles’ son or yn’s throphy husband??

user27 the family dynamics must be crazy??? because wdym his girlfriend’s brother ADOPTED him??

oscarpiasti fiancee’s*

user27 oh hes not playing

user28 this gon be soooo awkward at the family dinner

yourusername BURN THE PAPERS charles_leclerc HES MINE NOW

charles_leclerc HE WAS MINE FIRST

nicolepiastri i’m pretty sure he was mine first 🥰

pascale_leclerc now we have to share children nicolepiastri

landonorris love you guys but you shouldn’t have a wedding because with yns abilities she might turn the party into a funeral

mclaren so glad to have yn in the mclaren family! 🧡

user29 engagement this engagement that we KNEW you would tie the knot sooner or later WHAT IS THE DOGS NAME 🗣️🗣️🗣️

oscarpiastri pepper :)

user30 yn and lorenzo both engaged in 2024?? leclerc siblings are going STRONG

lewishamilton congratulations to you guys 💚💚

sebastianvettel lots of love and patience with that one, oscar :)

user31 not the girls not congratulating oscyn… fake friends?

user32 gtfo they prob knew abt it already and congratulated them IN PERSON and not in instagram photo comments

francocolapinto lost my chance 😞😔😭😭😢

user33 LMAOOO??? bro saw her at ONE (1) race and fell in love

user34 honestly cant blame him

user35 pls never media train him

yourusername pls franco never change 🫶

pierregasly pls dont elope i need that free food

yukitsunoda0511 dude youre a MILLIONAIRE?

pierregasly dude gtfo

yukitsunoda0511 if i were them i would elope just to spite you

oscarpiastri dont give yn any ideas pls

yourusername no eloping for us i need my brothers to walk me down the aisle 😁😁😁

georgerussell63 to make sure you don’t trip over the dress?

yourusername youre officially uninvited 👎

user36 SHE WANTS CHARLES ENZO AND ARTHUR WALKING HER DOWN THE AISLE??? OH IM GONNA KILL MYSELF

[overflowingteacupoflove]

outcast!chris making a charcoal drawing of crybaby!reader and she finds it absolutely stunning

You didn't even know that Chris had been drawing, okay well you knew he was drawing but you didn't know what he was drawing. He places down his charcoal crayon, hands dusty and stained jet black from the residue of the crayon, and gently rips out the page from his notebook.

"Uhm, this is uh- s'for you." He smiles and passes the paper to you. You grab it delicately, not wanting to crumple or tear the piece of paper. You almost don't recognize that it's you, but then you do and it has tears springing in your eyes because no one's ever taken any time to really notice you. The curve of your nose, the shadows that fall across your face when the sun hits you just right, the way your hair falls, and the little bit of frizz that's always a little bit there.

"Is this me, Chris?" You ask, stunned as you look up at him, doe eyes glassy with unshed tears. He nods and you pounce on him, attacking him with a hug. He falls back with a 'oomf' onto his bed, wrapping his arms around you and rocking side to side.

You place kisses all over his chest, pink lipgloss staining and stickying the fabric of his shirt. "Im guessing you like it?" Chris mumbles into your hair and you can feel his head tilt. "I love it! The man you are Christopher Owen the man you are." You smile as you shimmy down to sit up, not wanting to smack your head into his mouth, straddling him for a moment before leaning back down, hands placed on his chest to balance yourself, to kiss him.

Your lips slot with his, moving in sync for just a second before you pull back just enough to mumble, "Its stunning, Chris." Against his lips. You both smile against eachothers lips before he rolls you both over so he's on top of you instead. You're making out, a messy thing of tongues and lipgloss, before you realize you still have the page on the bed. You pull back, though it's hard due to the fact that your head is on the bed, and push Chris up into a sitting position.

He hovers a little confused as you wriggle out from under him to grab the page and place it on the nightstand. "I didnt wanna ruin it." You smile before your back under him and pulling him back down.

[ask-utayaboy]

He pauses — like he's taking in the words, staring straight back at Mithrun, putting most if not all his focus on the other man as though the world may disappear otherwise. It feels that way too, a little. Breathing is difficult, processing anything at all is even more so.

Kabru pulls his attention and gaze away when he begins speaking again;

I have ... I have no idea how to do any of that — hah haha- I don't —know. I thought I had this under control. I thought I had it. And I — I did — I think. But it brought my mother's death up and I've — I can't think of anything else and —

I know I don't want anything from it. I know that much. I don't. I know what that leads to. All my life has been spent trying to — to avoid that. Ever happening again. But there's so many thoughts in my head I don't know what to do with them — If I'm not — I'm not to think about it then .. then where does it go???

In his panic, Kabru continues to ramble— mostly nonsense past this point.

Th— the… the goat. The goat… talked to you?..!

Kabru—what did it do…? What it tempt you with? What… what is your desire…?

Did you—no..no you… can’t .. but—

- @ask-mithrun

Mithrun — Mithrun, breathe. It's okay. You know me, I'm okay. Remember, you said it yourself; there's nothing to worry about. It's said maybe two things to me maximum, I didn't and I wouldn't. You know that.

Kabru takes a breath himself.

I — okay. Well.

I'm not going to keep this from you, you at the least deserve to know - It's .... trying to tempt me with my birth mother, with speaking to her again. I know any version of her that it likely presents me with isn't ... her ... I can't — I can't figure out a logical way that it would ... work like that. At - at all. And - and I do want to speak to her. I knew I did, but it's an impossible thing so I hadn't really thought about it much.

[kk-cats]

SEEING POPULAR MUTUALS GO "what.. me.. i'm not popular" IS LIKE. NO. YOU ARE. ?? OOMF>..

and that's when i whack em !! if you're not popular then what i am.. a speck of dust.. well guess what... BEING SMALL MEANS I CAN STEALTH ATTACK

[tigermark]

hi uh this is my first time requesting ANYTHING so i hope i'll make it clear and it wont be too hard for u. so basically like during wayv performance in japan yangyang has dislocated his shoulder wnich led to him having to leave the stage and go to hospital later where he cried in front of his members :( he was put a sling on his injured arm (this all actually happened if u keep up w him i believe u know) and after he comes back to korea his idol gf reader (i wish i cld write "me" LOL) despite her own schedule visits him and comforts him all day along w other boys and later they spend intimate time together (no sex yk js cuddles CAREFULLY to not hurt him) and reader is always an extreme sweetheart towards him and baby him all the time (tho shes few years younger), not rly with words but her actions... like in general hes always rly hard on himself and was upset he couldnt finish the performance and had to rest few days. also if u included coco it would be SUPER CUTE if u do this ill be infinitely grateful thank u so MUCH!!! have fun

aww this so cuteness... i waited until i knew for sure that he was healthy and well to perform before i posyed this out of respect btw!!!

the second you heard about yangyang's condition, you knew you had to drop everything. you called in sick to your own practices to visit him, bringing him food and a body ready for lots of cuddles.

you showed up to his apartment around noon, practically biting your nails with how anxious you were. you knew that seeing yangyang in a state like this wouldn't be easy for you, but you were determined to make him feel at least a little bit better.

after what felt like forever, yangyang opened the door, his face lighting up. he attacked you in a hug with thr arm that wasn't in a sling, dragging you inside and closing the door after.

"hi yangie... are you feeling okay? does your arm still hurt?" you asked, eyes traveling down to his arm in the sling. "i thought me stopping by for a while would maybe bring your spirits up.."

"i'm doing better than i was yesterday... thank you for stopping by," he says with that bright smile of his. he grabs your hand and pulls you over to his couch, cuddling up next to tou after you sit down.

"i was gonna ask you to come over but i wasn't sure if you were busy or not... wait how did you even know that i was injured?" he asks, tilting his head at you.

oh yes, he didn't even tell you he was injured. he knew for sure that you would start freaking out, and that it would definitely become a big distraction for you, so he decided to stay silent.

"um i follow a few fan accounts on twitter but why didn't you tell me?" you asked, getting a bit more comfortable on the couch.

yangyang explained why he didn't tell you, his empathy towards your own feelings in a situation like his extremely adorable to you.

"i kinda regret it though... i could've gotten these cuddles so much sooner," he says through a smile as be pushes you down so that your head is on the armrest of the couch. he places his chin on your chest and looks up at you with his pretty, shiny eyes which immediately captivate you.

you place a hand on his head, ruffling his hair a bit. "you're so cute," you say, the smile never faltering from your lips.

this cute moment doesn't last long, however. you see coco jump onto yangyang's back and his head quickly faltering onto your chest with a 'oomf' you giggle at the cute scene infront of you, coco's eyes just as shiny as yangyang's just moments before.

"oh do you want some attention too?" you ask coco, reaching out a hand to scratch his chin. he rubs his head against your hand, yangyang whining into your chest.

"okay, okay, i can't give both of you attention at the same time."