#OO YEAH KILL EM

[papil0nglegs]

I LOOOVEDD your girly reader x sniper hcs.

May I request the opposite? Like a tomboy, introverted, Adam Sandler fit and overall just a freaky ass reader x sniper? =^.^=

Gangnam style 🛹

A/n: BIG SIS FIGHT BACK. PLEASEEEE, BIG SISTER GENERAL, COCONUT, BIG SISTER. 🥥🥥🥥

Warnings: Body shaming, ‘Bromance’

Sniper

Hey, he gets it.

Sniper takes a quick liking to you. Your sarcastic behavior/humor always has him snickering, even when it’s against him

Once you were in the frontlines he almost shot you, you just had some thoughts to share <3

“Crikey! ‘pologies!!”

“Jesus Christ sniper! You have better aim when pissing jars 😒”

“Hehe, good one mate”

Enjoys your introverted side, you guys love going on road trips in his van. Enjoying the silence together is great and all, but so is bantering with each other.

“Motherfucker-no way you listen to jazz.”

“Oh shut ya yob! What’s wrong with jazz?”

“You serious? I’m snoring over here, play some beastie boys I dunno!!”

“Oh please that’s dunny music”

He hates what you do to his van, he never notices the mess you make until after the trip. The shoe prints on his seats, the empty bags of chips and energy drinks, your axe deodorant. He puts in all in a plastic bag then gives it to you lmao

He’s pretty iffy about your fashion sense, sure it looks comfy but just.. why

“Should I get the Superman shirt or the sonic one?”

“You should put ‘em both back. 🫤”

“Alr bitch”

Being a messy sleeper is no help to him since his bed barely fits him so when he invites you over to sleep with him you better be TUCKED. Otherwise your gonna kick him off the bed in your sleep

Scout

He’s so fucking confused. It’d probably take him more time to have him understand how you’re a girl wearing masculine clothing than teaching him how to read

“So, you’re a chick?”

“Yeah?”

“But, you’re wearin’ dudes clothes?”

“..Alright bro”

Okay but actually you guys have a nice Bromance. Smacking each others ass fist bump being each others hype man etc.

“See ya losers later, ima go bang this chick I met online”

“Oo, can I watch?”

“no.”

Asking you for relationship advice is like asking an Italian mother in law what she thinks about your cooking, feedback will be given but someone’s just gonna get hurt in the process

“Do I look like a guy who would eat pussy? Be honest”

“You look like a guy who’d eat anything”

“Ok ☹️”

Spy isn’t really fond of scout, so imagine how he feels about you two combined..

“Can you guys stop playing that silly game and help around here?”

“Fuck you spy!”

“Get the fuck out spy you freaking French bitch,-“

“I’m gonna kill you spy close the door I swear to god!!”

“FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN- FUCK YOU”

The aura you guys carry is disastrous, such loud losers..

“Guess you can say we’re some kind of team fortress 2 👁️👁️”

“Say that again..”

“Oh my god please shut ya traps..”

[harknessdoll]

Final Agatha all along spoilers y'all!!

First of all, Alice???

Ome she's awake, and Rio??

Damn she's hot, lady death take me anytime.

Rio gigging and laughing.

No, Alice, don't cry girl....

Jen.....I'm so sorry....she's gone.....

Already got tears in my eyes girl. Does that mean cry count to 3?

Agathario moment.

The bodies are really piling up.

"You're a big girl" sjajsjks??

Agatha....don't cry....baby girl...

"Agatha's ex is death" yeah she is teen

"I can arrange that" oo girl

"and when I die, I don't wanna see your face" .....damn....

Oh fuck we stabbing things now, almost breaking the fourth wall.

Jen and teen friendship?

"Ouch"

"pls your last name is a vegetable" bahahah

Agatha falling over their shoes.

Girly get your magic back.

Oh fuck she's pissed. Get mad at me too.

Oh shit, the body bags, the last trial! Oooo!

"don't steal her struggle"

"my basement"

The way she's just sitting in the bag and not really getting up at first. And ooh she found her emotional support locket.

"I'll be damned if I let you two idiots die" get em Jen!

Agatha bound Jen???

"Jen, that is my hair"

"ooo atta girl, say it like you mean it"

Jen has her magic!!!!!!! Ooooh pink yessss girly let it all out.

Jen....no!!! Jen.....Jen......

Crying again.

If Agatha does I will sob

"no billy, sometimes....boys die..."

The locket again....

The plants growing.....

Rio!!!

"congratulations my love!"

"you're coming with me!"

God, Rios evil laugh is everything!

"and you loved me! You are a coward!"

"why don't you want me?!" Pls I'm gonna cry

Oh shit she got launched!

Billy!! He made it!!

"you look good, you don't!"

She got her purple back!!

She stopped the magic!

Rios powerful as all hell though

Agatha/teen friendship...

"it should be me..."

Noooo plsss Agatha plsss no

"you're the only one who thinks so"

Crying again, so being even.

"what can I say, I'm a covenless witch"

"is this how Nicky died....." Oh my lord...

Well....we got the kiss.....

Agatha..........noooo.......my love....

Sobbing sobbing

Rio with the skull is hot tho

But I'm sobbing sobbing sobbing sobbing...

I'm mentally not going to be okay for the next few business days...

Episode 9 now

Agatha Rio flashback

"Pls my love, please let him live"

"I can offer only time"

Nicky, omg their son, "you I made from scratch"

Agatha as a mom....omg I'm still sobbing....

Nikolas scratch.... Omg I'm gonna sob...

And then she stole their powers I assume.

"mama, why do you kill witches?" He's so innocent.

"use your purple"

Down down down the road.

Rios back for nicky.....noooo....she's taking him away....

Sobbing, once again....

I'm not having fun right now...

Agathas original coven...

She of course steals their power, just like what she tried to do in the beginning.

And she keeps doing it, bringing more and more bodies.

The outfits ate though...

I miss them all already...

Agatha ghost!!! Omggggg Agatha! I don't have to sob!

"the road wasn't real until you made it real"

"yes the gardening lady" plsss she still doesn't use her name.

Also I see the trans lives matter flag

And Jen! Jen!! Jen!!! She lives!!!

The way Agatha's following him haha

"I'm banishing you" no billy don't you dare do that.

Awwwww......she got her locket back....

"when you say things like that, you remind me of him"

The names in the floor.... One door closes and another one opens...

Let's go find tommy!! The adventures of Billy and ghost Agatha!

Thank y'all so much for sticking with me in these last few moments, and if you stuck this far down to read, I appreciate you more than you know. I will continue to update with fanfics, memes and whatever. But thank you for following my journey with me. While I document the show. I appreciate everybody I have made friends with in this community and I hope to make a lot more. Love y'all! 💜💚✨🫶

[merakiui]

Okay I’m back

Imagine you get captured by Azul and get tied up and hypothetically you’d just walk to the out zone but do you think he’d carry you there? Do you think Riddle would watch? The DRAMA the WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION.

Like what’s Riddle gonna do? Bc hes v much into some weird shit too. Like obvs is you were distressed or anything hes intervening but rivalry aside do you think hed be into it? Like ‘oo okok I just discovered a new part of me’ or do you think he’ll be ‘AYO’

There’s so much in my head rn. Bc you know Azul would be slick with it too, make it sound like you’re getting the better end of the deal when really hes giddy being so close to you so even if he gets nothing over than a kiss it’s a win. I mean obvs if you say no then he’ll let you out but like. Like. The teasing.

AND YAN AZUL OR RIDDLE OH MY GOD

YAN AZUL JUST STRAIGHT UP KIDNAPS READER. FULL STOP. My original thought was he turns reader into a mermaid and keeps em in Octanivelle/the mostro lounge. Absolutely a ‘love potion’ type of yandere like you’ve said before.

Yan Riddle might just kill Azul for touching you. Like yeah it’s part of the game but he lost sight of you for ONE SECOND and this happened??? Nope stalker Riddle activated

YOUVE INFECTED ME WITH YANDERE AZUL SUPREMACY 🙏🙏🙏

OMG OMG RIDDLE DISCOVERING HIS BONDAGE KINK SEEING YOU ALL TIED UP AND AT AZUL’S MERCY…… his third eye has opened and for the longest moment he just stares at you. Of course he’s quick to correct himself because staring is impolite, but oh is he thinking Thoughts. Riddle is absolutely a closeted freak. He’s seen so much from confiscating r18 magazines from his dorm members, and you can’t tell me he doesn’t get curious and at least search online for some of the stuff he sees in those magazines.

OOOHHH THE TEASING OTL Azul will tease you to the deepest trenches of the Coral Sea and back. He’s probably just happy to be able to have you at his side and unable to run away for the moment, so he has all this time with you (however limited it might be). You can bet he’s going to make the most of it and tease you so that he can irritate you enough into giving him a kiss.

He’s a massive cheat, so love potions are definitely his backbone in case he can’t woo you in normal ways. I also think keeping you in the Mostro Lounge tank would be so good because you would truly be trapped there, and you’d have to hope he continues to bring you the potion that keeps you as a mer otherwise you’ll turn back and that wouldn’t be good when you’re so deep in an aquarium.

The game starts and Azul’s first priority is separating you from anyone who might want to form a team or an alliance so that he can have you all to himself. He kidnaps you right away and poor Riddle nearly goes mad with worry. How could he let you get captured so easily? He was going to protect you!

Aaaaa and stalker Riddle!!!!! That gives me so many thoughts. Yandere thoughts but also the silly thought of Azul and Riddle running into each other late at night and looking so suspicious near Ramshackle and they’re bickering over the entire thing and trying to justify why they’re there. And then they look towards Ramshackle and there Malleus is, sitting on the roof with you and chatting. And they have to throw themselves into the bushes before they’re noticed. They really should just team up with this common goal, but they’re going to compete instead because there’s no way Riddle wants to team up with a cheat like Azul and Azul would rather not be lectured on the “rules of morality” when he steals some of your things for himself.

[an-oddlyfluffycarpet]

okay SO y'know how in the FIRST first season Nya gets kidnapped by garmadon and kai joins the ninja to save her? What if he didn't go with sensei Wu cause "who TF are you and what do you want with my sister-" and he trys fighting garmadon on his own, nearly getting killed before Nya unlocks her water powers (instead of kai unlocking his fire powers) and escapes on her own, joining the ninja instead of kai, who goes back to their blacksmith business and just continues doing that, but in this au he's a good fucking blacksmith bc he had to be, and also he practiced when nya was off doing cool ninja stuff.

then when Lloyd enters the picture kai also comes back into it, as he found Lloyd in the desert while he was looking for the serpentine, and kai was just on a walk when he find him. Lloyd passes out bc of the heat and Kai's like wtf and brings him back to the shop, sending a letter to Nya cause she mentioned some dumb kid with a cool hoodie causing trouble and Lloyd fits that description pretty well. So after Lloyd wakes up, he gets time to just be a kid cause canon refused to give him that- and when the ninja pop by, Kai's like "yeah kids in the back. He's just reading some of your old textbooks, sis. you guys can come pick em up, except for you wu, you son of a-" and they pick him up, he's the green ninja, blah blah blah, anyhoo!- at the point in the show where Nya unlocks her water powers, instead, it's kai unlocking his fire powers! (Obviously with some changes to the season as a whole for that- cause fire doesn't do shit against ghosts-)

Anyhoo, it pretty much goes like-

"hey guys I'm gonna go see my brother." "oo! Can we come?" "I guess??? I'm going by train though, since he hates it whenever I just fly in on my dragon." "I'm sure it'll be fine if we just drop in near town, nya. No need for a train." (It wasnt. They got scolded for making kai fuck up an important order with their landing.)

But later, Cole, jay, and Zane are 'training' (playing) in the yard in front of the forge, and Kai's working on some stuff, when Lloyd bursts in through the door, hoping to scare someone- kai's shocked, and jumps back, right into the open flame he was working with. He gets up and everyone's staring at him in shock. Kai's like "what?" And they're all like "HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD-"

So someone runs and gets Nya, and they figure out Kai's the 'master of fire'. He's hesitant to join them at first, since he just found out he has powers and also has no ninja training whatsoever, but Nya finally convinces him, and he becomes part of the team. He already knows how to fight, and spends most of his time either in his cabin, or below deck in the makeshift forge he made. Just because he became a ninja doesn't mean he'd give up the family business!

And instead of Samurai X, there's some idiot in red running around with a sword ♡.

Anyways, y'know how earlier I mentioned how the season would be changed around a bit to fit this au? Yeah, heres most of the changes!!

Morro is still a dick, and he still possess Lloyd! Instead of kai fighting him, it's Nya, as her being Lloyd's big sis is more prominent. Water still is the only way to kill a ghost, but the preeminent is too big and too strong for even a tsunami to truly work. Nya passes out due to exhaustion and kai, who was technically there to deliver a set of armour to a customer, goes into protective big brother mode and sets the preeminent on fire- like, he sets the bits of Stix that she used as armour on fire since it's wooden, and manages to sink her via the pain of burning alive. Instead of the side focus on nya's training to become the water ninja, it's on Kai's struggles to seperate himself from work as a blacksmith, his feelings of never quite being enough compared to the other ninja, his fear of hurting people with his powers instead of helping them, and how he doesn't feel like he truly belongs, because of the bond the other ninja formed throughout the seasons. And unlike with Nya, Kai's not with them on their travels. He's in the blacksmith's shop. He doesn't get to see his little sis save the world, or risk her life day in and day out. He's not apart of their adventures until his fire powers are realized.

[obae-me]

I randomly thought of this but now I can't get rid of it and I NEED TO TELL SOMEONE (and who better than youuuu who actually takes the time to read the long ass stuff I send <3) . The sassiest Mc who is sweet as sugar but also cold as ice spitting straight facts if her buttons are pushed. Like it would be soooo satisfying to shut the brothers up and put em in their place >.<

Mammon: Oi stupid huma-

Mc: Me? Stupid? Oh really now- That's rich coming from someone who would still be hanging from the ceiling if I hadn't come and saved their ass.

~

Diavolo: We can't thank you enough mc for making the exchange program such a success an-

Mc: Honestly I couldn't care less, I didn't even consent to any to this? You just plopped me here with 7 demons who have issues even therapy can't solve... if it wasn't for the free rent I would have ran away long ago.

~

Lucifer: You have to obey the rules I have set-

Mc: Why?

Lucifer: Because this is my house and what I say is fina-

Mc: No but literally why :/ You are not my dad also if I want to, I can easily ask diavolo to let me stay somewhere else.

Lucifer: YOU HAVE SOME NERVE SPEAKING LIKE THAT FOR A HUMAN I CAN EASILY KILL-

Mc: Sure go ahead , not like you haven't tried that before. Also, for someone who wants diavolo's plan to succeed you sure are doing a bad job at it.

Like plsss PLSSSS I just want the mc to DESTROY them ;like not in the roasting them kinda way but just like saying the plain truth so bluntly that you can't really argue against that logic.

I just want them to set the record straight like- I was brought here without my choice and any warning. Threatened and STRAIGHT UP KILLED and then forced to play therapist for these same ppl who gave a shit about me only when they knew I was a descendent of their dead sister :] (Ik that's not exactly it but you get the point)

Ooo this kind of MC is great, I love thinking about them! They'd manage to probably snap most of the brothers into better behavior after pushing MC one too many times.

The only one that would constantly struggle would probably be Lucifer, who appreciates their boldness and honesty but if it doesn't drive him absolutely mad sometimes.

And oo yeah I think about that nice tasty bit of angst often. In my own head I have it mapped out differently but the thought of MC always wondering if they'd still be dead if it weren't for luckily being connected by blood to someone who lived centuries ago. I've been meaning to write about that eventually, the aftermath of lesson 16 and my personal opinion of why everyone seemed to ignore what happened.

But yes, thanks for sharing! I love just talking things like this out with people!

[kyochanbridge]

WAHOOO!!!!!! THE LEAPING SMACKEREL!!!!! LET'S DO THIS!!!!! HERE WE GOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Yeah! Fire power! Luigi time! Yessssss we're so good!!! Where'd he go let's get that guy... Did we get him? He's too scary let's get out of here. Hahahaha! What's next WHAT'S NEXT???? OH NO IT'S ANOTHER WATER LEVEL! (I really don't like water levels). This is TERRIFYING. Alright... So scary... WHAT!? The first coin already?? Nice, we'll take it! That was easy.

Oh no I missed! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!! OH NO!!!!!!!!!! It's the Leaping Smackerel... Absolutely terrifying. Get outta here FISH! Gotcha, hahaaa~ Can't hide from Luigi! Oh no it's another SMACKEREL!!! He's so Leapy! Oo, can we get in there? Let's check it out what's in here? What is it? IT'S THE SECOND COIN FOLKS. WOOHOO!!! Number two! We're so good?? Got all the coins. YEAHHHH! What's next? Let's check it out let's check it out! Oh NO of COURSE it's more WATER!

Ughhhhhhh... GET OUTTA HERE SMACKEREL! So scary that guy... OOP! Let's take this checkpoint! WOOP! OH NO! So scary?? Woohoo a double fire power! Get outta here fish. Hahaaaaa, gotcha. Can we go in here? Nope! Oh no this looks tricky. Not too tricky! Obviously Luigi can do it! So scary, we gotta get outta here. Anything up heere? Nothing! Where's all my secrets at? Dolphin kick! WOOP! Got that! Another checkpoint? YEAHHHHHHHH!!! Let's DO this! So scary look at that guy!! That's a GIANT Leaping Smackerel! I don't like him. I guess we gotta... follow him??? Alright we'll follow him here we go! GET IT LUIGI!!! You're so good! What's happeni- WHERE'D HE GO!?!? WATCH OUT LUIGI!!!!! He's gonna Leap at ya!!! Hahaaaa! Can't kill Luigi! Let's take all the treasure!

Woohoo! We're so good?? Looks like we need two more of those coins... LET'S GET 'EM!!! Haha missed us!! HAA YOU GOT THE OTHER FISH! JUMP OVER HERE BRO! Show me your Leap!!! There it is!!!!! We're so good. WE DID IT!!! WOOHOO!!!! WE'RE SO GOOD!!!!!! We got another Wonder Seed!! YEAHHHH!!! Alright let's go through this pipe! What's out here??? Woah this pipe's crazy! WHAT??? MORE WATER!?!?!?

Okay????? Alright?? Into ANOTHER PIPE!?!? How many pipes are there??? What is this pipe world? A little pipe land action? OUUUUUUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Smackerel Leaped into my butt! Unreal!! Alright, alright here we go for the finish. Super... LUIGI JUMP!!! BOING!! Hahaa, so many tricks lets try again! HERE WE GO FOR THE FINISH!!!!

Wonderfullllll!!! Yesssssss! Hey. Thanks for watching I appreciate all of you. Please subscribe and always... have an epic day! Buh-bye, we'll see you next time! Toodaloooooooooooo~

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Okay phew at least she's feeling better :D

Is she at your house?

Would make sense if she's just in a hotel or smth but idk

Girl it could've been something you ate earlier 😑

Be so fr 🙄

Okay at least Melody's taking care of her :D

Probably not at Tommy's then

Yes exactly

Good staying chill and helpful Tommy xdd

Goshhh

YEAH it did not go well xd

Okay it does make it sound like you poisoned her Tommy but I don't think that's what they think lol

Yeahhh I can see why 😬

That they think it's sabotage lol xD

Idk though I think she might just be sick

Ohh yeah the eye drops 💀

Maybe it was an accident though?

Ik I sound like I'm really sympathetic with her but I just don't know that all that's what's going on xD

Gosh y'all xd

OOP yeah Melody o.o

They've got a point there ngl xD

Hi Paul :))

Yayy that's good :D

Honeyy

Of course he would lol

(Owen)

Ahh yeah a compliment sandwich

Without the baloney 💀 Owen xD

Ahh yeah

Gosh ://

And he doesn't wanna have to do that to you

Gosh that sucks :((

Yeah honey <3

Ahhh nice Owen lol

Oop

Hey guysss :))

Juddd you need to take better care of yourself :(

Anyway not the point right now xdd

HMMM LOL TOMMY

Fair enough xD

I seee I seee

Nancy and TK don't think so lol

Though they're kinda gossipy and young soo xD

Ahh gosh :(((

Poor Tommy D:

Oh gosh that sounds like it sucks :((

I doubt it was only the custody battle but yeah :(( I bet it can be rough

Goshhh y'all I'm not okay <33 😭

Idk if she did it still but xd

Oh gosh

Ohhh okay I see it's an apartment building

Nice

Huh lol

Okay interesting xD

Ohhh she's giving birth isn't she :O

Yuuppp

Ohhkay I see

Well she's not gonna like this then xD

Nooope

Hmm I do see what she's saying, she should get to make those decisions

OPE GOSH 27 HOURS O.O??? GIRL NVM GO TO THE HOSPITAL

Yeeeahh xdd

Uh ohhh that's not good o.o

Girly I know you don't want it but you need to go <3

Yeah exactly you can do your best there :)

It's for you and your baby

There we go <3

Okay phew

Ope o.o

OH NO

C R A P O.O

That's not good xd

Y'allll xdd

Daaang they were divorcing o.o

UHH OHH

BABY COMIN

CRAPPP

Oof and not grabbing his hand xdd

YAYYY WHOO CONGRATS BESTIE 🥳🥳🥳🥰🥰 :'DD

Awww yeah :'))

:'DD

Aw not supposed to say it anymore :((

She's gonna say it back isn't she :))

Ope

Oh

Okay

Thought she would xd

OPE OH DANG

OHHHH CRAP GIRLIE O.O

THAT IS N O T GOOD

Oh no 😳

Nahh that's not enough time is it- yep xdd

126 :D?

Ahh to get them out I see

Go go go go goooo

Ah yeah we need to know where

Okayyy

CRAP WALL O.O

Ohh okay it says there lol

Nice :D

But also

Not close to 5 o.o

Better than like 29 but xd

Okayy okay we got this

Nice hi 126 :D

Ahh crap almost out of fluids o.o

Come onnn come on guys 😬

Paullll

Honey :((

I know this feeling

I get it so much

You know you can't or you shouldn't but you can't let them be right

You can't give up that independence, especially after they say it

:((

Poor Paul <33

Gosh :(

OKAY go y'all do this :D

Ahh nice good idea :o

Okay good phew found em :D

OHHH NOO CRAP

SHE'S CRASHING O.O

UHHH OHHHH

Okay okay y'all got this 😬

Ohhh noo

Uh ohh Paul o.o

Be careful honey 😬

Okay phew GO GO GO

Okay PHEW first bit in great job :D

OH CRAP

OHHH NO

PAUL ARE YOU OKAY

CRAP YEAH TK AND THEY NEED IT 😭

Ohhh noo

Okay hurry y'all hurry hurry 😬

CRAPPPP IT'S BROKEN

Y'ALL HAVE AXES AND SLEDGEHAMMERS THOUGH RIGHT?

IK IT'S NOT AS GOOD BUT

YES PHEW JUST GO AT IT

Probably not as safe for the people inside either xdd

Goshhh

COME ONNN

Oh no

Is she gonna die because of Paul trying to do it

Oh c r a p

P H E W HALLELUJAH

Thank goodness :'o :'D

Oh no- okay phew it fits lol

Come on come on come onnn

COME ONNNN PLEASE DON'T LET HER DIE 😭

Especially from that mistake D:

Ohhh noo

Is it gonna be like 9-1-1 that one time where the baby's cry woke the mother up xd 🥺

GOSHHH this is hurting and killing me 😭🥺💔

OH P H E W SHE'S OKAY

OH THANK GOODNESS 😭😭😭😭❤️

AWWW :'OO and she said "I love you" :'oo :'DD 🥺🥰

That's so sweet <3

Okay P H E W hallelujah 😭😌❤️

[hydrate-or-diedrate]

DAY 4 OF READING HOMESTUCK WE STARTING ACT 3 BABEYYY

According to the thing I'm looking at this act is about 400 pages so we'll see if I finish it in one day or not

Oh hello! Jade is a new name :0 that's someone I haven't even heard of from general fandom nonsense! So this is the little Fiver, huh?

Forgetful and too many interests to keep track of? I vibe

She plays the flute I can't wai- oh dear god

Her garden is lovely, at least

Casual teleportation okay- ah my apologies, casual transportalization

:0 Bassist? Hewwo? I wanna see the silly little girl play a sweet bass riff hewwoooo

"Pet and best friend named BECQUEREL" what you're just not gonna specify what he is? Ominous

Ahhh so she's a furry? Good for her

Ah not a furry

I-irradiated?? Steak??

SWEET BASS MUSIC YEAHHHH

Oh holy shit this lunchtop is gonna give me a headache

Oh lordy more midnight crew? Violence? Heck yeah

BEATDOWN (STRIDER STYLE)?

YEAH KILL THAT PUPPET MURDER HIM FUCK YEAH

Oh uh oh Dave sweety you seem to be getting beaten by the puppet actually

Goodness Cal is truly horrific

I love how sweet Jade is 😭

I'm sorry Rose, are you leaving your mother to burn up there? Hi??

OH GOSH JOHN IS GETTING MERCED

Thank God for nannaquin, if she offered me a cookie I'd take it despite my hatred of clowns

You know what while the captchalogue stuff bores me after a while I can respect that the author put so much effort into designing it, this is a lot of detail

Punch card calculator? Oh I so need to abuse this immediately

Nevermind I actually don't want to deal with images right now lmaoo

Having fun with the chess board imagery, eh, Andrew?

Oh Jade's grandpa is the collector of all collectors I see

Worm

Fuck carcinoGeneticist all my homies hate carcinoGeneticist

THEY ARE SQUIRTLE GLASSES

These brothers are really on their mall ninja shit

One of my friends called Dave's older brother "fuckable" and I'm judging them hardcore rn

YEAH JOHN AND NANNA FUCK EM UP

I respect the Peregrine Mendicant

Tea set? Ah tea set

KITTY

Oh my God this kitten is so cute

Into the room? 👀👀👀

INTO THE DAD'S ROOM

Aw fine, into the foyer

Oh my gosh Jade's grandfather is so silly looking and oh my gosh he's a statue??

Oh he's DEAD

I love the kitten so much it's not even funny

Oo time to feed the beast!

THE SHAPE

At last we are in the father's room

Aw man it's boring business guy things

John's dad is a badass look at he go

Finally a modus that doesn't make me want to die

Oh no it's gotten worse

HE GOT A LITTLE SUIT WHAT A LITTLE BUSINESS GUY

I am living for John's mental breakdowns

THE SHAPE OF THE GUY! BEC! THE BEAST THE GUY THE DUDE!

Arf

Yall it is so hard for me to not binge this entire comic since I have free time, I didn't expect to enjoy it this much

Bec is a very good boy

Damn Rose is in hot water. Well, hot not-water. Fire she's on fire

DREAMBOT?

VODKA MUTINI

MOVE THE FUCK OVER SERENITY MUTIE IS NEW BEST CHARACTER

Mr Mayor 🥺

Fuck it were shotgunning all of act 3 in one night because I have no self control right now

THE WRINKLEFUCKER

AT LAST THE PUPPET IS DEAD

Bec in da lava

JOHN AWAKENS

These trolls are absolutely going to be plot relevant later too, damn. It's such a funky mix of "every single thing is important" and "this is for a visual gag"

And now the Aimless Renegade

Is this guy a cop? He seems like a pissy little cop so far

"YOU ARE THE LAW WHOOPS" this is a great comic

THE BUTTERFLY WAS INNOCENT

Baby Jaaaade 🥹🥹🥹

Hey Jade this temple looks really ominous

Is he gonna drink the piss

WIZARD CAAAAAAT

And that's the end of act 3 now we got Rose in here babeyyyyyy

I can see why this story used to be so popular and is still loved to this day this is so damn fun :)

[almalvo]

STAR TREK: DISCOVERY | S1E4 "The Butcher's Knife Cares Not for the Lamb's Cry"

[I will react to each episode individually and in full, raw reception and then post as is unrevised here onto my tumblr for the full span of every and all NuTrek episodes and series that have been and will be released. If this falls under your field of interest - I welcome your company in joining me. Enjoy the ride.] -------

these effects are so pretty whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i love how that was a nanoscopic view on replication omlll what a wonderful uniform give it. to me. ugh i love this interiour hi saru man i cant wait for burnham to NOT be ostracised like this THREAD GANGLIA HMMM?? what. does he give himself away. when hes nervous. i love this screen. lorca youre a fun man huh. OOO WHAT IS THAT SPIDER HEAD WHO IS THATT i like his spider face oo how the lights just come on like this reminds me of the incredibles guess they have to save power SOMEhow. ugh these internals are so nice so spiffy

yeah i like the older bat'leth more right, his pet. lorca, the shroom man. yes a man with a name like lorca would indeed have em. war specialist hmm ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this INTROOOOO I CANT GET OVER ITTTTT now but like yall seriously to see a queen so crowned at long last - do you UNDERSTAND??? HOW THAT MAKES ME FEEL. ughhhh such a pretty introductionnnn and this music compliments so wonderfully but WAIT ALSO WHAWAIT HAHAHAHAH THOSE TSHOSE THOSE TWO SUITED GLOVED HANDS TOUCHING TOGETHER LIKE GOD AND ADAM. ARE YELLOW AND BLUE. UM UUMMMMMMMMMMM UUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ok ok breathe ok ok ok ok b r e a t h e . wheew ok . ok. ughhh these coloursss i really like how its all in klingon. cuz why wouldnt it. dude this fucking ROOMM theyre in is so gorgeous yeah im absolutely correct, lookin at this Xray view on the screen. fuckin space water bear THANK YOU BURNHAM YES

TARDIGRADE INDEED. fuckin galactic moss sucker. thats so intersting, to see an internal skeleton in a suped up tardigrade. you know. its funny. how nutrek starts off with what is literally my favourite animal since childhood. water bears for lyfe 👏 trek KNOWS im watching >;} hi stamets. im sorry bout your hubby :( ugh saru looks so good in any lighting. ah so lorca is "get it done" man is he ruder than "make it so" lolol ooo i like this klingon with the red stripes oh i love how convincing they make these inflections in klingon - they certainly put the care in to instil and preserve as much linguistic servicibility in their delivery - love it.

the warped DOWNwards hahah - but damn was it pretty ughhh these key shots are SOOO nice oml stamets are you ok?? ofc hes ok hes hard as steel. man im sry but watching this and seeing the tardigrade just gives me such a nostalgia wow that broken nose doc i see you talk, stamets. ugh keep elon musk out of this he didnt DO shit but be rich. "real life iron man" my ass. his ideas literally aint new. he just has the money to do stuff. ANYways. we dont give a fuck. back to what matters. IS WAIT IS THAT DID I JUST SEE CORRECTLY IS WHAT IS THAT ON THAT PLATTER ON THE TABLE WHY DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A DISSECTED TRIBBLE ? no. it better fucking not. ima kill a land orca... also this poor space bear.. alsso damn the way it just mauled the tactical officer. that sucks. but also i aint mad at the space bear for it. it just tryin to survive. UGHHHHH LOOK AT THISSSSS KLINGON IN ARMOUR UPSIDE DOWN WHY CANT WE GET A FUCKING GAME OF THIS CALIBRE STAR TREK IP PLEASE LETS GETS SOME DASTARD AAA GAMES IN THIS BITCH

man these klingon actors, i appreciate them so much to adorn this make up attire and speaking such a difficult tongue - fabulous. saru time ughh i cant wait to learn more about saru and cant wait till this animosity disa-fuckin-ppears. space bear better live after all this. it deserves that much. i hope it can have all the moss it can find. also wait are m;y eyes working is that a humanoid skeleton with a suspiciously reptilian looking skull and spikes on the back of its head. omll MY BOI IS EATIN THE SPORES?? wait MY BOI BEFRIENDING BURNHAM?? first contact lets GOOOOOOOOOOOO lower decks. hehe. ok sorry that was weird editing the outside shot of burnham talking to stamets is not aligned properly with her speech. awwwwwwwwwwwwww big baybeh so cuteeeeeeeeee i dont like the blur on the space bear among the mycelium though

awww it TALKS TO THE SHROOMS? oh my god please i love it i give it all my sentimental pets. also hey nice dragon fruit. the pale klingon has nice lashes pretteh boi whatever it is she just ate looks good ughhh these visuals outside of discovery are so nice awwww space bearrr so cuteeee UMMM THEY JUST STABBED HIS MILKERS sir they grippin his nonexistent nipples. sry but that girl screaming so mechanically was not the greatest lol also sorry but i really dont like how the shots when they zoom in from outside to into the birdge always end up blurry its hapened like 3 times now SPACE BEAR PECS ARE RED BRO STOP WHOA WHOA WHOAAAAA WHOAAAAA TH E SHIP JUST WARP ROLLED TFF whoa interstingggg i cant get mad a baby acting ofc ahhaha oml they did stab his milkers, not grab them. wtf. im so sorry. that is a waste of a padd. vengeful voq. hes not going to ally wiht the humans to reap vengence for the house of t'kuvma is he against kol.

these klingons are much more similar to the aos ones but the connection is likely not there. IS THAT A FUCKING GORN SKELETON IN THE CASE. IS IT. IS THAT WHAT MATURED GORN IN NUTREK LOOK LIKE. WHATEVER SNW'S XENOLIZARDS BECOME? they better fuckin have their dresses. aw sorry space bear. im sorry. me and you both, burnham. sylvia's delivery was a little fast on the mother joke hmm what did phllipa entrust to you. cant wait till burnham gets her starfleet badge. aw burnham SMILEE LET YOURSELF SMILEEE what is it. phillipa what is it. oml what is it. man bye mamma phillipa, ima miss you. WHAT IS IT. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the telescropeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuteee curious where nutrek will go. its got some odd goofs here and there but im not being too critical on them so much that the story is ruined - lets continue.

[azlovesem]

Ahh who cares. Ha ha ha so i kilked sll those peolle im Azriel. No theyd still ge slive if it wrent for me im deadly kid. By far. Look at thise coward americabs run they aint dhit i am AMERiCA now kid. I conquered that joint. Now i just give ordersxwho needs to actually go there? Nobody look at yhrm. Ha ha ga theyre fucked is ehat im saying. It fisdnt natter ghey gsce money look at rm. ha ha ga tgryre fuckn the misf pathetic peolke youll find anywhere in this galaxy. Puck one ill ceudg thrm right innfrontmif you old pr new ill kill thrm rught in feont if yoh easily. Gimme a fudkn nsje mike tyson any naje ull jill thrm like yhrg were nothing dvef on my rarth. Treat threm like firewood. Pick one of these rat monkeys then watch em die. I can kill anything anyone. I celectate xmas like no one else. Thats my holiday all the redt of the religion csn fuck off and die. Oh look its in the process of doing just that. No i own sll the churches i font go in em peopke puss me if. Burn them. Like notre dame yeah that was me. Fuck thise carhoilivs is alk i gotta say. I told you i like xmas not noncrs. Habha ga theyre fuckn nonces Emma sll of thrm! Allll!! Even that fuckn priest from brentwood. I never rver likes thwt guy and i slmost hunted him down snd killed him. I fint like sny cathpics period let alone the priests. The guy was a fuckn nonce too Emna. More thsnn5 priests i 86x i dont like them nothing about them. See you out on my street guys ga ga losers. Chold molestors. Ha ha ya ga im the King Emna. No wonder you yook a liking yo me you nnow ehy. Youre not do bad yourself. Noe get back to your studies firget yhese fuxking ingrate losers. Maybe theyll forget you just a little i hope id hate to hounded like that. Ha ha ga id kill those CB people. People do kind of follow me mow now but not like there Canadians wrent like that. Theyre fuckd in other ways. Most of em. Im sure some of them epuld follow you. Ha ha ga thats fucked up. Anyone you go near getsvthe curse of whose Emma dating. Poor peolle even of its jisg yiur buddy or your beother. Whose that guy. Itd Emnas mysetery lovrer. Sonrone told me that you wrre a rwally high end protiture snd thays why youre so rich. Dome losers woll oay anything. I just read that i didnt say it was true. But its not hard to insgine it could be true. Yeah dont believe anything written whattya stupid?? Oo i lov you youre awesome what i mean look, we have catholiccptiests bevmcause of that mistake people madd last time Emma. Ha ha ga ga. Jokes on them. All those years. Its my fault thry dxist but i never meant thst shit. Im an Arch and i just like naki g up stories as i go along. Laugb its dunny sll that shot exists because of a bunch of lues i made yp 2000 ywars ago. Ha ha ga its fuckn hilarious. Ha ga ha ha ha . Youre all ding bats. Especislly those americans. Wow i dudnt think anykne was that dumb. Ha ha ga a now i know peolle are that stupid. Ha ha ha ahhhh ha. And fuck tsmps i font care what anykne says Emna. I hate that fufkn llace. Ha ha. Go there youll see wht. I mean you went to kentucky maybe you will go to tampa o e day. Ha ha ga hey tenessee hot fsroened this time Kentucky fried chickana are lookn o. What did you think of yhose yokels?? I likecd yhem and had a nice gf from there for s hot minute. Anyway hace fun dodging assholes while i have fun killing them. I hate this city. I shouldve killed more here. Theres still time.

[orneryotter-greiverdhark]

Monster Hunter: the movie commentary.

So I'm finally watching the Monster Hunter movie, here's my thoughts as it went on: I... I'm pretty sure boats in MH don't sail through sand??? Is physics just not a thing in MH or is this movie just off to a special start? Maybe that’s in some of the MH games I haven’t seen... Goggles girl! Ooo lol fuck diablos This is so fuckin dramatic omg Oh yeah, identify our world by the litter. What a statement piece. This is such a dramatic film. The slo-mo. Crikey. Coulda cut about half of it and got the same effect. Also wtf I don't think MH had wierdo portal magic shit? Idk tho, I've only looked at like 3 games in the series. Oo I wonder how much sand they just ate. Poor actors. Ooo more dramatic shot on the top of the dunes. I kinda like this movie. Its terrible, but I like it. Kinda. That's a surprisingly anti-military song they're singing. Guess they didn't get funded by the US army for this motion picture. Oo, wonder what bones they are o geez so dramatic oof so much sand. I wonder how many times they had to stop because of sand gettting in the eyes. lol they don't even try to make that look like burrowing under the ground Those 2 guys don't seem too bothered about the whole wierdo world with monsters lol. Very chill. lol, now its on fire and chasing you. oo dangerous. any of those bullets could have gotten her. Also it didn't seem like shooting them did a whole lot before so why was it different when they popped on its head? her teeth are so white against her grubby face lol Now that I think about it I don't recognise those bug monsters at all, especially not as prolific monsters. Maybe from one of the games I haven't seen?

oh yeah, shout at the monsters.v helpful

you did not get a spark that easy fuck off.

oo more dramatic ranged shots

I hope the whole movie isn't just this rock... I mean, its a story I guess but half the joy of MH is the community, and one dude stuck on a mountain really aint that.

lol high diablos. He like 'uh? where's my dinner -disappointed face-'

uh pointless fighting because nobody can ever do introductions. such 

unnecessary hostility.

uh really, were gonna watch them be dicks to eachother for half an hour? I mean, its on point I guess, very American - survivor in a strange land, attack the first person they see.

Seriously, this is MONSTER HUNTER why are we watching half an hour of two randos fighting eachother????? ARE THERE NO MONSTERS THEY COULD BE FIGHTING WTF.

oh they're friends now are they? Just, had enough of the ointless fight now she's realised she actually doesn't want to kill him.

Oh yeah, eat this food, which is probably so foreign to your body it'll make you super sick. Really, its great.

Really, only one big one has come out? You're kidding there are like a million spiders in there, but they just waited till the hoomins took down the first one?

It's kinda annoying that they've gone with the whole 'can't communicate with eachother due to language barrier' as a thing. I know it makes sense that they wouldn't be able to communicate since they come from different worlds, but still.

I mean, it's got some MH elements in there I guess.

Oh, now we're more towards the MH we know and love.

lol bait.

Oooo Rathy.

lol firespinning

Uh, really not enjoying the representation of the people of MH

For a guy who learned this language 'as a study' his accent is very american.

Who's keeping those fires lit.

So even though there's a whole bunch of them, he's only gonna speak in english to her. I guess the rest of them don't need words.

I mean, could they not just find a way inside the tower rather than hang about waiting for Rathy to blast 'em?

Also, saying 'its vulnerable just before it breathes fire' don't mean shit if you don't have a plan to like, take advantage of that like 3 seconds of vulnerability.

Oh look, she cut its wing or smthn. A vulnerability they could also capitlise on.

All this slow-mo.

lol face first.

Lol Rathy followed you home. Can we keep him mommy?

oh no, he's eating everything.

oof, you ain't gon win an air battle against a Rathy.

I mean, you could try for a radio or something but no, why not just go one on one against Rathy?

I mean, the attacks are straight out of MH but they look so tacky lol.  Also wtf how is that the end of the movie? That doesn't end it! Ugh. I mean fair enough though that was kinda terrible.

O, a credit scene. 

Who da fuk is that meant to be? Also Palico!

[19dayz]

He Tian: So, did you do it?

Jian Yi: Yes, yes, we had the sex.

He Tian: Uh-oh, it was bad?

Jian Yi: Look, you have to help me! Okay? I mean, I know what to do with a man, y’know, I know where everything goes, it’s always nice. But I need to know what makes it go from nice to, "My God! Somebody’s killing him in there!"

He Tian: All right, I’m gonna show you something a lot of guys don’t know. Little Mo, give me that pad, please? *starts drawing on it* All right. Now…

Jian Yi: Look, you don’t have to draw an actual wo—whoa! He’s hot!

He Tian: Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. *Starts labelling them* You got one, two three, four

Jian Yi: *Is shocked to find out there’s more than three*

He Tian: …five, six, and seven!

Jian Yi: There are seven?!

Mo Guan Shan: Let me see that. *He Tian shows him* Oh, yeah.

Jian Yi: *Points to one* That’s one?

He Tian: It’s kind of an important one!

Jian Yi: Oh, y’know-y’know what, I was looking at it upside down.

Mo Guan Shan: Well, y’know, sometimes that helps. *Realises what that could’ve meant*

He Tian: *Continuing* Now, most guys will hit uh, 1-2-3 and then go to 7 and set up camp.

Jian Yi: That-that’s bad?

Mo Guan Shan: Well if you go to Disneyland, you don’t spend the whole day on the Materhorn.

Jian Yi: Well you might if it were anything like 7!

He Tian: All right uh, the important thing is to take your time, you want to hit ‘em all, and you mix ‘em up. You gotta keep them on their toes.

Mo Guan Shan: Oo, toes!! Well, for some people. *Jian Yi eyes him and his toes*

He Tian: All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, *Mo Guan Shan starts getting worked up* 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7, …7..…7…7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7…(mouths 7)! (They both lean back on the couch satisfied.)

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

:O :S Hi Owen!! At Judd's house :))

I mean he's home all day but I suppose he does need a break lol, it's probably good for him that she has daycare sometimes :)) plus socialization

AYY more Grace talk :D

:OO Ahhh near the (somewhere I don't remember) islands!! Fun :D

I mean not fun like they're a charity but yk xD I'm glad she's doing good and enjoying it :')) I wish they could talk more open though because it doesn't seem like they do :(( I'm sure time differences must be rough and Grace is busy (not to mention Judd, with Charlie) but still D: xd

Awww that picture of them :'))

OOP he thinks Owen's asking him back

And I wanna think he is but I bet he's gonna ask for advice on the whole Paul Marjan situation and Judd will feel unwanted 😭😭

NOO look at his faceee that's exactly what's gonna happen isn't it 😭💔🥺😤

YEP AUGH 😭😫

Noooo Judd I promise they do want you 😭😭 those shoes can't be filled in the same way because it's not you!!!

Gosh :'(((

No not awkward for that reason just because he still wants back xd AND YOU WANT HIM BACK GOSHDANGIT!!

Uaugh 😭 xd

Oop o.o?

Ooh fair enough Judd :o

Yeahh :( I don't think one of them will QUIT necessarily 😳, but it would be a little tense for a while :( if not be a slight forever sort of thing

Fair point Judd 😬

Oof y'all :((( that's just rough all around 😭😭

Judddd why can't you just bring it up and you all can see through this and come back 😭😭😭🥺❤️💔 :((

Not okay y'all xd

Gosh this is gonna kill me isn't it lol

Throughout this whole season xD

Oope green? We changing it this season too lol?

OOP 3-1-1 :O AND HIM AGAIN O.O!

WE'RE GOING!!

Oh dang just right there, after the call xD I know they walk get out as soon as possible but wouldn't you wanna make the call after it gets broken lol

Anyway xD

Ooop 😬😬

Nahh I bet it's a decoy, they're inside there

Still though 😬

Also there's another car in between them, that might help- nope lol o.o, it's gone xD

Uh ohhh 😬

UHH OHHHH 😬😬

Oh no o.o

OPE

Nahhh it's totally them

Carlos Carlos Carlos :D

YEPPP there's the police sirens :D

Noooiicee 🥳🥳🥳😌

Got em 😌😌

AHHHH YEPP THERE'SSS MY BOY :D

And the other guy? YEP LOL!!

Nice 😌

LOL he's all banter

Carlos is a little more serious, he always has been xD

But he definitely has changed a bit after his dad's death :(( it's sad to see, but inevitable - no one is the same after anything <33.

Nice though y'all, you got him :DD!!!

Good job guys 🥰🥰🥰❤️

Aww hey guys :')

What does that mean lol?

Ahhh I see

But he's not :')

Yeah exactly <3

It's rough honey :'((

Just everything with Gabriel I mean, you can see it in his face every time

Ahhh so it means like being honest, shooting straight I think lol

Yeah :'))

I expected their conflict to last a little longer so I assume they'll continue getting paired up for a while, and start to work better and better together :)

Still, nice job getting through this one guys <3

I keep feeling like he's going to give his condolences or something xd people always do that and I feel like that's not what Carlos wants at this point but I feel like he will

Ahh talking about is dad in some way though :'o

:'O

What?

He sat across from him

That's so sweet of a connection there

And Carlos didn't seem to know either :'o :') :(

Awww that's a special connection :'(( :')

It's gonna be good <3

Yeah :'D

AND YEP LOL

And you got that from him x'D

LOL yep exactly xD :')) bro gets it <333

Aww :'))

Carlos is very broody so far <33 not bad, I understand, but I hope we can see him happier with more peace in this season :'))

Goodnight, Ranger Campbell :p

And just AAAHHHHH Ranger Reyes 🥰🥰❤️

Sounds so cool <333

Officer did as well but eh still lol

:')))

[finalgilmoregirl]

Oo requests. Could I request a Bucky Barnes x reader where they were dating in the 40’s and he’s just visiting reader now in the 21st century. Like it could be him visiting readers grave or it could be like Steve visiting Peggy whichever you’d prefer, I live for soft angst

a/n: omg THIS MAKES ME SO SOFT. i hope i do your idea justice cause i love it so much. also i accidentally made this a little long so idk if it’s still considered a blurb lol

here’s my prompt list for anyone interested in requesting a blurb.

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“auntie? there’s someone here to see you!” you heard your great-niece yell from the front door. you furrowed your brows trying to think of anyone you knew who could’ve came over.

“who is it?” you asked her, making your way to the front door.

“it’s an avenger!” okay now you were really confused. why would an avenger come to your hou- oh my, you thought. it couldn’t be. there’s no way it’s him.

you reached the door to find none other than bucky barnes on your doorstep. you let out a small gasp as your eyes met his, who looked equally stunned to see you.

“jamie?” you asked softly.

“hey y/n/n.” he sighed, happy to see your face again.

you invited him in and sat with him at your kitchen table to talk. you were so surprised by his visit you had no idea where to begin. sure, you knew of his story, how he didn’t die serving but was instead kidnapped and brainwashed for decades, being used as a weapon. your heart ached hearing about what really happened to your lost lover. you could still recall the day you got the news of him falling off that train, the way your heart broke and you fell to the floor in sobs, praying that the pain you felt inside would soon go away. but now he was back and he was healing. you were beyond happy to see him flourishing. but at the same time, you wished you could’ve stopped yourself from aging, just to be with him again.

bucky didn’t know where to start either. he was just restarting his life, meanwhile you had lived all of yours. you were now a small frail woman that shared the face of who he still thought was the love of his life. his soulmate.

“what are you thinking about jamie?” you asked him, noticing how he was so deep in thought. you reached for his hands and rubbed your thumbs along his knuckles, not even batting an eye at the fact that one of them was metal.

bucky let out a quiet laugh as he looked at your hands, noticing your naked left hand. “i’m just wondering how a dame like you still doesn’t have a ring on her finger.”

you gasped and slapped his shoulder, causing him to laugh even harder.

“oh shut up james it’s not like i haven’t tried!” you retorted, trying to hold back a smile. you were glad bucky still felt comfortable around you, as if nothing had ever changed. he was still the teasing boy that you fell in love with.

“i’m serious doll! why the hell aren’t you taken?” he teased, but on the inside he was so confused as to how an amazing woman like yourself managed to be single.

“well, i’ll have you know that i actually was married at one point. two actually.” you said matter-of-factly.

“oh yeah? and what happened to ‘em?”

you sighed and reached for his flesh hand and gave it a squeeze. “none of them were able to handle me like you jamie.”

bucky gave you a sad smile and squeezed your hand back. what you said was true. while your ex-husbands seemed to have hated being with you, bucky thought they were living the dream. he had lived with you before going off to serve in the war and never grew tired of your nagging or ranting or obsessive need for everything to be clean, they were all just more reasons for him to love you. you were strong willed and he adored that about you.

“why don’t we get married?” bucky asked out of the blue. your eyes grew wide at his suggestion.

“what?” you weren’t sure if you heard him correctly.

“let’s get married!”

“no!”

“c’mon!”

“absolutely not.”

“why not???” he probed.

“because bucky! i’m ancient. i’m wrinkly. i can barely get up in the morning without my back hurting. you should live your life and find a girl to grow old with, not with someone who’s already grown old. as much as i wish we could it simply wouldn’t work.” you stated sadly.

he huffed and looked down, already feeling his eyes tear up. “i just..” he began. “i never got to propose to you like i said i would.”

you knew what he was talking about. when you first learned that he was going off to fight, he promised you that he would come back and propose to you, swearing to make you the happiest girl in the world. and it killed him knowing he broke that promise, almost blaming himself.

“james.” you got his attention. “it’s not your fault.” you assured him.

“i know, i know. i’m just not sure that anyone could ever compare to you. you’re always gonna be my girl y/n/n, i don’t see myself being with anyone else.”

you felt your face grow hot and suddenly you felt 23 again, blushing over the fact that bucky called you his girl.

“plus you still look amazing so i really don’t see an issue here.” he added, making you slap his shoulder again.

“james!”

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i tried to end it on a slightly lighter note. i hope you enjoyed!

[tay6119]

Haunted Mansion

Fingers crossed this recap actually gets to see the light of day lmao

Thankful to you guys for being patient with me with the past malfunctions :)

All I have to say before we begin is GEORGE!!! and honestly just the line up y'all i'm sobbing it's so good

- Future :oooo and like near future :oooooo

- I almost forgot abt the transition screen it is still very poggers

- ofc we open to Ranboo and Tubbo being cute

- So Connor is just Connor??? Again??

- Love the obvious tension between Rash and Karl as it should be

- DREAMS (Francis) SKIN IM SCREAMING

- Connor canonically has a lot of friends in prison

- TECHNO WITH THE CRINGE

- Punz is a Chad "I do my fair share of sports" yes you sound like you know what you're talking abt

- GEORGE IS GREG LOLNERDDDD

- Of course "francis" would say "greg" is pretty cool smhh

- TUBBO AND RANBOO AS TWINS SUPREMACY

- Ash and Zach my beloveds

- Pork 'ems (porkums? porkims?) ... ah yes

- Techno really said "no <3"

- GUMP MY BELOVED

- TUBBO AND RANBOO ARE SO CUTE EVEN JUST IN THE BACKGROUND PLEASE

- Dream's character being a bitch transcends time <3

- "I wish I knew how to sit down" PLEASE

- They're so unhinged I love them

- Is this gonna lead to murder again...

- NOT THE SONIC JOKE KARL

- FRANCIS IS SO UNHINGED PLEASE don't be mean to Gump :(

- DANG GEORGE ROASTING DREAM AFTER HE CALLED U COOL

- G L A T T... guess he finally woke up

- "he smells of cigarettes..." "yea... and bad decisions"

- George 10/10 acting love to see it

- Schlatt canonically read the bible and now believes in capitalism

- MANTOPIA

- his hat is cute :((

- what is going on we're back to duck duck goose? WHERE IS THIS GOING KARL

- no.. it's not circle time.. it's bean time

- HOW DO U GET MICHEAL FROM RASH

- tubbo and ranboo move so in sync and it's so cute I- juyhtgrfed

- GEORGE IS STILL RUNNING

- "how the fuck do I stand up"

- Bitcoin is now canon, apparently

- Karl has no idea how stocks work and is just going with it and honestly what a mood-

- "I'm drinking in real life" "Can I have some" BBH UR NOT HELPING UR CASE WITH DRUNKBOYHALO

- Schlatt canonically is attracted to Greg

- "Why is he flirting with Greg that's just a terrible decision" WHY IS IT A TERRIBLE DECISION RANBOO WHY IS IT A TERRIBLE DECISION

- HOLY SHIT THAT BUILD-

- this thing is masssiiivvvvee, is it fr on the smp?? like how far out?? lmfao

- this place is rated 3.5 stars...

- I CANT GET OVER HOW CRAZY COOL THIS LOOKS WHAT THE HECK NONE OF THE OTHER MAPS LIKE MILDLY COMPARE

- "Hey, Mr. Schlatt" Sapnap ur so cute

- DREAM DONT ABUSE THE CHILDREN IN THIS LIFE TOO

- "one of you has to press my very special button" alright.. then...

- command block???

- NOT TUBBO CALLING SCHLATT SENILE

- "I hope it makes you go away" TECHNO PLEASE

- connor is gone?? crab rave??

- Yes Techno we can tell u tried ur best

- WHYD HE SAY IT LIKE THAT

- ofc francis would think Schlatt is awesome

- guess it's over now

- oooo a little thingy game challenge thing to light up some beacons :o

- DONT MAKE FUN OF THE HAT TECHNO IS BEST NEWSBOY

- "you handsome- you cute" Schlatt really be flirting with Francis and Greg all over the place

- a piece of dirt is equal to connor- Techno I-

- "my friends would never betray me" Techno u have way too much faith in these people

- "I miss Porkums" Tubbo is us

- Tubbo is RUNNING for them Haribos but could give two shits abt Connor ujyhtgrfe

- RASH GINRTHTJOH

- "should we kill francis" YEAH DO IT

- "eh it's fine we're all unstable sometimes" RANBOO PLEASE

- Schlatt was canonically picked last during dodgeball

- TUBBO LMFAO

- Gump "fell down the stairs"

- gump is immortal confirmed?

- SCHLATT WITH THE FLIRTING AGAIN

- not the lavender town theme oh god

- NOT THE STATISTICS AND DREAM SAYINH HES UP FOR THE TASK

- SCHLATT IS GONE CRAB RAVE

- "mY iMmErSiOn"

- ooo this bridge thingy is cool :oo

- WHYD HE SAY FRANCIS LIKE THAT

- "I recon they're dating or something" TUBBO PLEASE

- BBH is a real king, he just runs with all the awful things they make canon abt him

- THERES SO MANY EXPLOSIONS OMG

- George really heard Dream say he thought his screams were funny so now he does random stupid screams <3

- "wHoS tUbBo"

- Karl is regretting letting the whole Dteam be here at once

- no wonder it's 3.5 stars this place is DEADLY

- THE TWINS ARE SO CUTE

- "I think they have... anger issues"

- Schlatt is immortal..

[gunmetal-ring]

11x15 stream of consciouness

Mmmm... gross. Dead as hell. Something about Daryl in this long sleeve shirt is sending me like yum.

Lol Aaron and Gabe like. Mhm. Nothing to see here. Why is he asking Daryl like obviously Daryl will be on their side. Hm I wonder if Lance backed off bc he's like "if they lie about this then that means they don't trust the commonwealth which means they might help me overthrow it" Oh wait no it's bc he's gonna fuck w em. Oo daryls annoyed... oo... it's bc he's SICK OF FIGHTING AND JUST WANTS TO GET ON THE ROAD AND GO!!

Oh SHIT Mercer is so fuckin hot. YES princess GET IT. Lol. Mercer is jelly. Shit princess is a babe g.d sign me tf up. Although I rly wish she wasn't uncrazy I miss her being crazy now she's just like. Socially quirky. Who is saying she can't listen?! Mercer don't be a dick.

I love this sleuthing reporting sister dream team.

Awww aunt carol!! And theater kid zeke is back yes!! Aw Carol and her self esteem 🥺 aww zeke is so in love still its heartbreaking. Reminds me of @waynedunlaptheorgandonor recent drabble 😏

Tch Lance. God he's such a good villain. Yeah they CAN fuckin handle themselves!! OH! DARYL! HA! and here w are I guess at the six month time jump? Fuckin annoying.

Oh... more yumikos brother... gr8 so glad that he's got an extra storyline... gahh I'm so annoyed at the ongoing bloated cast but at least Carol and lydia are getting some screentime. Also is this friend a lie to see how outside the system the brother will go or are we rly gonna have an appendectomy girl show up?

Lol young psychopath. Michael Mercer idk if we knew that but Michael is not what I was expecting. Feel like it doesn't rly fit

I love this mean Maggie tbh especially when it's not abt negan bc I am over it. I rly can't believe its been 6 months that's so annoying ugh but I'm not gonna do that rant again

I feel like John Mercer would have been cool bc it's like oh he's just another soldier not gonna ruffle feathers nameless faceless fall in line and then BOOM he rebels against his name and subverts our expectations! But whatever. Lol they look up to you literally bc hebis on a poster but also he is big and orange. Bro I rly like him

OK I guess there is a surprise appendectomy?

Lol Lance I cannot believe how much I love him!! I've gotten so used to the dick measuring male villains this is awesome. Wonder why the truck didn't start? Clearly Daryl and maggie expected it to

Carol's old man I love learning more about her!! Lol love zeke w the black market health care I fuckin love him. It's the hope that kills you. Hm. Feel like that's alluding to Ed and how she stayed hoping for it to be better etc etc etc

Princess ilu but also you did not use a special sense to tell that Mercer wasn't OK like he is pretty shitty at hiding his emotions lol. Aw but I love that he's rly confiding in her but also maybe don't do it in the hallway? Do it in the apartment w privacy instead? Mercer is tired of the fighting too. I bet he's gonna be on the caryl spinoff. Told you it was platonic. I'm joking don't kill me

AW! AW HERSHEL!!! AT GLENNS GRAVE!! AWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg lance.. I'm surprised Maggie isn't guarding hershel. Uh hershel isn't a fuckin snitch Lance. Stranger danger and all that too. Oh no!! Glenn's hat!! Lance good detective work but like its a hat not a glass slipper a hat will fit plenty of ppl. Elijah yes! Whoa f bomb! Damn! Also when did Daryl lose the uniform?

Ugh I guess Leah and Carol probably won't meet... unless she pulls another spidey sense that daryls in trouble or something. But I think Daryl is probably gonna kill Leah to earn back trust at the commonwealth. Blugh. Telling myself it's good writing and makes sense.

Aw Carol my heart keeps breaking. OMFG CAROL JUST REJECTING ZEKE POINT BLANK LMAO. I guess they're making antibiotics still hm.

Ik the love story is a Big Deal but I gotta say I am just fully uninterested. Hope fake Stephanie doesn't return bc that love triangle would be so un-compelling.

My guess is that Leah is like 30 feet away from daryl or something. Maybe they take her to commonwealth and put her in jail? And then she and Carol can meet? Bc Lance asks Carol to interrogate her or something? Ugh stop it don't let the hope take over. Damn she's such a babe. Oh SHIT YES SHES GOING TO COMMONWEALTH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ugh fuck goddammit Maggie is gonna be the reason Daryl kills her God fucking dammit jfc this is so fucking stupid and annoying and terrible fucking writing. Ok end rant I gotta stop this train in its tracks.

Overall decent episode. One of the better ones of the season. Idk. Im rly looking forward to Leah's arc being over so that I can stop hoping for her to meet Carol. Anyway. I guess yumikos brother is gonna play a big part in overthrowing the commonwealth. It's a shame that honestly at this point I'm kind of waiting for the show to be over bc I'm so unimpressed but oh well.