#ON A ROLL TODAY

[kerizaret]

Pair 2/5 — King & Queen of Clubs ♣️

[bree-cheesy]

First Kiss with Schlatt

Kinda Nsfw, but not really???

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Being friends for years with Schlatt before realizing that you were head over heels in love with this man. Being out with him, visiting his family with him in New York. He's taking you out to all the famous sights because you've never been. You catch him looking at you with a lovesick look. Blushing and looking away, not being able to handle him looking at you like that.

"Jay, come on! Your parents are gonna be mad if you're late!" He's dragging you to a corner pizza shop. Taking back every complaint about possibly being late after tasting the pizza. "Oh my fucking god."

Finally getting to his parents house and hanging out for a few hours. His mom pointing out how cute you two would be together. Schlatt getting all flustered when you played along with his mom.

When his parents finally went to bed and you were cleaning up the kitchen, he pushes you up against the counter and kisses you, stealing your breath away. Hands still wet and soapy pressed against his chest. Blinking up at him when he pulls away.

"Took you long enough."

He smiled before kissing you again, pulling you close and never wanting to let go ever again.

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:)

[geniusname]

I’ve realized the higher my standards are the less relationships I’m going to be in. Because listen… low-value people are terribly, agonizingly easy to find. They are everywhere and always available for a reason. But I’m not settling for mixed signals, feeling unheard, unclear intentions, unproductive communication, and not being taken seriously. I refuse to think I’m asking for too much when I give, give, give and receive very little return on my emotional investment.

Do not stop until you find high-value love with a high-value person. You ARE worth the effort. Ok besties?

[propalitet]

-didn't throw up

-shot the body down

-found the bullet

-GOT THE LEGENDARY EMPATHY CUNO CHOIICE???????

[castilles]

[kitsuneheroes]

[juulz]

'nother twtr meme

[transheimdall]

[moonouns]

Y'all every just. Ohhh fuck i am 22 years old

[soniabigcheese]

So ... what else can go wrong?

Printer stopped working

Went into town to get the necessary forms to be filled in and the place was shut, with no indication on when it would reopen

Went shopping and discovered the supermarket was upended. Everything was moved around so you couldn't figure out where stuff was. It was very confusing.

Then some a*hole tried to do a shortcut behind me, wasn't looking where he was going and fell over my trolley.

It is big enough and BRIGHT PINK. You cannot possibly miss it.

Well he did.

And when I get home, hubby is asleep in his chair, despite complaining earlier about having to sit in said chair ALL DAY.

[lordfries]

your OC reference pics. hand them to me >:)

[beast-feast]

Being asexual hasn't stopped me from doing your mom

[esta-elavaris]

Working on getting the James/Theodora SFW alphabet template finished next! 

[thyla]

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[introvertedlass]

👆

If "keeping the peace" means sacrificing your own, it's a compromise too far.