#OLD MAN YAOI FTW!!!!!

[ambrosykim]

the least toxic relationship in bg3 is between the mindflayer and hobgoblin from the underdark

[crow-kit]

human bill in my art style

[snailwitdamail2]

Caesar x Koba this Caesar x Koba that. when are we going to hop on that Rocket x Bad Ape train!!!!!!!!!!!

[lostjammer]

congrats on the followers!! as for what to draw, maybe graham? :)

i know you probably wanted him as a monkey but i mostly have human concepts..... And also two old men :9 in my heart graham has the worse posture out of all the alphas

[prosoppy-opoeia]

did someone say rebirth

[r0semultiverse]

Is anyone gonna ship these 2 or do I gotta do it myself?

Looks like I gotta do it myself!

& this scene too

There's also Rao holding onto Thief off screen at least twice!

They literally held hands too!

Look, even the toys on Amazon have them together, like c'mon now!

[quino7]

I’m convinced the only non fucked up ship in bsd is the old man threesome. Something im pretty nobody ships but if they could just talk their problems out 70% of the conflict would be gone. Also steincraft is cute so it gets a pass

[strobbylemonade]

i drew this out of spite at 1am fuck you

if you made it punishable by death to draw two men homoerotically touching their cigarettes together instead of using a lighter you could successfully wipe the entirety of the tf2 fanbase off of the earth in an instant

[hestzhyen]

Some JP Kagurabachi Ship Tags

Hi void. This is absolutely not exhaustive- it's just based on what I've come across while crawling tags for HakuHiro art. Sorry, yuribachi shippers.

チヒ伯 or チ伯 [ChihiHaku or ChiHaku] (Chihiro/Hakuri) - HakuHiro basically doesn't exist in JP fan spaces so this is the tag to search/follow for best boys being cute with each other. But if you want an exercise in futility then search 伯チヒ.

チヒ緋 [ChihiHi] (Chihiro/Hiyuki) - Chiyuki is a common name in Japan so it makes sense for the JP ship name to use a different portmanteau

柴チヒ [ShibaChihi] (Shiba/Chihiro) - super popular in JP for some reason

国柴 [KuniShiba] (Kunishige/Shiba) - "old man" yaoi ftw 国薊 [KuniAzami] (Kunishige/Azami) - the least popular "old man" yaoi on both sides of the ocean

柴薊 or 柴アザ [ShibaAzami or ShibaAza] (Shiba/Azami) - Sorry for the people who enjoy this pair but it's rare and scattered under different tag names.

バン漆 [BanUru] (Bandanna Guard/Uruha) - significantly less funny than the EN fandom name (Yogurt) 昼幽 or 昼統 [HiruYu or HiruTou] (Hiruhiko/John) - not sure which will be the final name for the ship. I don't know if I care enough about it to keep tabs TBH. As a note: 統 (tou) means "leader/control" and is NOT the same as the Tou (濤, "wave") from the Sazanami clan.

統チヒ [TouChihi] (John/Chihiro) - Yes this is for John Hishaku/Chihiro ship art. Not sure if this ship name will change since it's been around for a bit.

柴宗 [ShibaSo] (Shiba/Soya) - rare but hilarious every time

宗伯 [SoHaku] (Soya/Hakuri) - yikes

Genuinely sat on this post in private for over a month because I wasn't sure if sharing that last ship name was a good idea. In the end, I'm including it for three reasons. One, because I'm just a random nobody ranting into the void; hardly anyone sees my posts anyway. Two, because it can help people protect themselves if they want to explore JP fan spaces. Three, because I trust that the small handful of people who see this will all be mature about it. Or into it. Whatever floats your boat if it's purely fictional, IMO.

No outro we end awkwardly like MEN (who like MEN).

[xenahikart]

Some human radiostatic based off of @benjimatorarts design

OLD MAN YAOI FTW

[freehounyaoi]

HALF LIFE VRAI (+gorgeous & og gordon) HEADCANONS IF YOU EVEN CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BENREY WOOO

during. the end, he had 2 extra eyes, one above his left eye one below his right eye, now he has scars where they laid, they’re faint but he. is autistic im sorry he’s too me to not be he had a tail during the end too faint freckles ^_^ he REALLY likes red meat he likes blue flavor, not blueberries, not blue raspberry, blue stubble YAYY specifically in end, benreys feet to knees and hands to elbows fade into rlly dark blue/black looks like he’s dying of illness but like. has never been sick disassociates very often very touch very very touchy polyamorous, exes with forzen & is now crushing on both Tommy & gordon orphaned, kinda lived on his own since he isn’t human, picked his own name doesn’t actually have brothers, he’s a loser breaths through his mouth esp when he’s comfortable weird but like imagine he’s cuddled up to someone and he just yeah

COOMER YAYYY

fat, idc i’m right

gender-fluid, transmasc & gay ^_^ old man yaoi with bubby YAYYY

cool little funky punching enhancement thingies

big ol’ doe brown eyes

brunette hair before he started graying

after the resonance cascade he retired, they deserve it

has nightmares over clones. a lot, a big lot

autistic, everyone knows the science team kinda is autistic,

going off the autistic thing, one of his vocal stims is hello gordon

loves talking, loves it so much, he loves just talking to people she likes

has a high score on punch out & that one punching game where you punch the punching bag to get evaluated on

the reason is divorced because he realized he was gay

hawaiian shirts FTW!!

(most of these are somewhat canon, holly (his va) headcanons him as transmasc, short and stocky, and 5’4!)

Bubbster

Intersex & bisexual (idc if gir hcs him as straight it’s my world now/pf)

if he didn’t live with Coomer after the resonance cascade, he’d probably just be a basement dweller and just sit in the corner and cry

Bionic legs :3

canonically test tube baby, he’s probably really freaked the fuck out over it & has had genuine panic attacks over being artificially made, only in front of coomer

literally always has epi-pens for coomer

naturally(?) ginger idk what you wanna consider it, he’s canonically like 6 but in my head he’s like 67, he’s been locked in black mesa for 67 years

blue eyes

has a leather jacket with a tiger on it he will wear just to do so

has made the science team watch scrubs.. twice

picks at skin as a stress tick

has tourettes

near blind

when he got his bionic heart he died so he will sometimes just be like “hey guys i’ve died before”

being put back in the tube after betraying gordon was one of the worst things he’s been through, it was terrifying

GORDON FEETMAN!!!

also fat

joshua exists but he was an accidental pregnancy (gordon seahorse father yayy)

ftm based off last hc, that’s just canon cuz i said so

joshua is like, 9 in my head so gordon had him at like 18

bisexual

has a crush on benrey (canon but yk)

mexican and african

curly ass hair, takes really good care of it, always smells nice

bilingual

blind in left eye, 25% prescription in right eye

feels guilty as fuck even when everyone would joke about him being the cause of the RC

also autistic

wayne did not dk him justice when he lost his hand, he was screaming so gutturally loud it was painful, he strained his voice so bad, the pain was so excruciatingly terrible

tommy genuinely was the only one he could trust after benrey & bubby turned their backs on him, and that sucked because his feelings for benrey before that point were getting to him

only was adamant about not being friends with benrey at the end because of the betrayal, he wanted to hate benrey

tommy is like his. comfort friend, he doesn’t have to worry about him.. he does but he always feels comfy around him

Tommy cool man

Autistic, ADHD, PTSD and OCD

G man species, half human

strawberry enthusiasts:3 (me too)

every flavor tic tac enthusiast, always give the science team tic tacs like all the time

not very good at games enjoys playing them though

very touchy for multiple reasons

Sunkist service dog for multiple things as well, helps with panic attacks, PTSD symptoms, anxiety attacks etc

Tommy doesn’t know how Sunkist was trained to do all this, he made her sk he just kinda accepts it for how she is, and loves her

compression hugs, likes being laid on top of, it’s comforting

looks scrawny but can like. genuinely pick up all the science team & benrey with ease

started collecting propeller hats after the RC

the reason he can read sweet voice is cuz g-man species

thinking about getting a cat, maine coon or norwegian forest cat, he likes big ass animals

Sunkist is LARGE like large as fuck for a golden Tommy made sure she was huge

milk enjoyer :3 drinks it with most of his meals

wears readers

ANGEL KISSES!! (moles or beauty marks whatever you wanna call them)

tooth gap :3

walks on tiptoes

Gorgeous

6’7

cuts his hair into a fringe, lets it grow out to shoulder length, then cuts it fringe, never ending cycle

beauty marks man

freckles too

nobody fucking knows his trauma

doesn’t understand why he can understand cicero?? he just.. can??

learned ASL as a kid

clearly has some form of mommy issues he will not touch on

wears solid colors, he doesn’t wear shirts with decals, or anything, a. he doesn’t like them. b. for ASL purpose, it’s recommended to wear light/dark clothes (light in his case) depending on your skin tone to MAKE it easier to read sign, usually in light pink

prefers skirts cuz.. they’re comfy, usually knee & ankle length.. sometimes he will wear mini skirts……. cuz he’s gross

actually hates head crabs.

would be a nudist if it was sociably acceptable

actually really enjoys video games! he doesn’t talk about it, he’s good at them too

he’s a dog person, he wants a saint bernard

freeman YAYY

6’

beauty marks

patchy beard

dark hazel eyes

starting to grey, short pony tail

has scars from his HEV suit

actually lost his hearing DUE to the RC, his mother was deaf so that’s why he knows ASL, it completely shot out his hearing

has always dressed nice

cat person

Alyx is like his daughter to him

i can’t decide if he’s trans or not

same situation with gorgeous, he wears solid colors for ASL purpose

him and cicero have yet to find a way to communicate

when he found out alyx learned ASL for her boyfriend (this is canon, was planned for episode 3) he was over the moon

enjoys IASIP (it’s always sunny in philadelphia)

scary when he’s pissed off

G-Manual samual

major RBF

scottish

moles kuz hes kawaii

wears readers

hes autistic

going on with him being autistic, the fabric his suits are a comfort fabric to him

enjoys sitcoms

drinks his coffee straight black

he is trans masc to me

praises his employers like god tbh

if he were to drink, which he doesnt, his go to drink would be rum on ice

some form of alien, not from xen though, no one knows where hes from

some type of holy creature??? he cant die?? hes weird

you'll never see it but he doesnt bleed red, his blood is black

enjoys fishing

goes to bed at 11pm, wakes up at 4am hes weird

hes also the best father ever???

songs that remind me of science team members + benrey the 6th

Benrey the 6th

I Will - Mitski

Kiss Me, Son Of God - They Might Be Giants

I’m Gonna Win - Rob Cantor

Mad World - Tears for Fears

We Will Commit Wolf Murder - Of Montreal

Gallery Piece - Of Montreal

Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Tears for Fears

The Party's Crashing Us - Of Montreal

Tommy Coolman

Living Island - POGO

Fireflies - Owlcity

Teenage Dirtbag - Weetus

rises the moon - liana flores

Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy - Queen

Head Over Heels - Tears for Fears

[starline-for-the-underdogs]

[wreedenthusiast]

[tana-draws]

honestly the debate would be better if they just started making out. Old man yaoi ftw

/J GUYS I SWEAr

[rabbetto]

Pretty old Alisa sketch (I tried to make her look a tiny bit uncanny, I failed tho)

+ various other Tekken related sketches Ive done recently

Halloween art w my mains (custom costumes I gave them)

Friends to lovers old man yaoi ftw

The besties ever !!! 🙏🏼

(also really proud of that Miguel colouring)

[the-smiley-blue-axolotl]

alright imma restart this again.

New ask game!

you can ask me about any of my ocs in the following list:

Lord Mensa- Peacock, in a relationship with Artyom. Ruler of Polis, very important man.

Artyom- Husky, in a relationship with Mensa (scandalous old man yaoi ftw) Military General, very important man.

Skipton- Polar bear, Matt's boyfriend, has ✨trauma✨, often has night terrors. Crew member of the Carte D'Or. Ex-military.

Matt- Fox, Skipton's boyfriend, trans guy. His ex-boyfriend, Bruce, is a transphobic piece of work. Crew member of the Carte D'Or.

Bruce- German Shepherd. Matt's ex-boyfriend. Transphobic. kind of a filler character really.

Kat- Tabby cat, captain of the Carte D'Or. Scatterbrained, has a tendency to lose things.

Lady Jade- Giant Tortoise, Sage of Pluvia, very old, very wise. Adopted a tiger, who now acts as her regent.

Jun- Tiger, Prince Regent of Pluvia, Lady Jade's adopted son.

Lord Florin- Lion, ruler of Aradia. Married to Lady Gloria. They have an adopted son, Sudo.

Lady Gloria- basically ditto.

Sudo- Adopted son of Florin and Gloria. He was found outside the walls of the city by the Elephant Guard, out on patrol. He is 19, and almost of age.

Altair- Greater bird of Paradise. Ruler of Avia. aroace, and Mensa's half-brother. They argue. A lot.