#OHHH YES

[scatterbrainedbot]

allow me to plant this thought that i've been thinking about all morning (and excuse me if this has been brought up): the rat king in your rat boys au. that's all.

..............oh

[sessa23]

Okay so we know that the time lords can choose their face when they regenerate (subconsciously at least). So what if the master uses that to their advantage. Imagine, one season we see the Doctor reunite with one of their old companions only to later be revealed that the "companion" was the Master the entire time and they decided to do that to mess with the Doctor.

[gorillaxyz]

guys i love foreign policy its so interesting and easy to mess up *thinks abt the cuban missile crisis* hahaaha my birthdayyyy...

my birthday:)

[mrparable]

HELPPPPPPP 💀💀

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

Another fellow Athos enjoyer??? 👀👀

[wezzyaug]

whoever invented pizza with cheese stuffed crust should get a fat wet kiss

[gingerswagfreckles]

It's insanely sad to read post after post of gentiles talking about how at least we all have each other and all we can do now is draw strength from our queer and leftist communities bc Jews literally cannot do this. Like you all completely and so utterly turned your backs on Jews this year and we have no one. Except other Jews. Who make up 2% of the American population. It's so great for you all that you can hold hands and sing Kumbaya but you made supporting Hamas and retweeting twitter funny men with literal terrorist hate symbols in their usernames normal. So no some of us cannot draw strength from the queer and leftist communities. Some of us just have to sit here and take it as you all reassure each other that none of this is your fault even though it so obviously is.

[e-de-emperatriz]

Glitter t¡ts

i got gay daddy too 😂

[jesuistrestriste]

Calling Art ‘Artemis’ in public while out with a group of friends and he gets hard IMMEDIATELY. desperately trying to his it from the other while he whimpers from the lack of friction..

i’m literally losing it my god #ovulating (also sorry for spamming your asks all the time)

venus real as fuck.

like you’re out with art and a handful of other tennis players at some catered banquet, gathered around a table and conversing casually. neither of you really know these individuals; it’s all small-talk, and polite smiles, and laughing at the right times.

you’re sat right next to the blonde, and he’s engaged in what-seems-to-be an interesting conversation. your knee knocks his, but it doesn’t do much except make his breath catch subtly for a moment. and then he’s back to talking.

you talk with some others at the table, and then a hostess arrives with an anticipatory smile and opens her notepad. “what can i get for everyone?”

the others order, going around the circle, and then it gets to you before it gets to art.

you hum, looking over the menu of different expensive wines and luxurious dishes, and you sigh. your eyes pour over the options. your knee bumps art’s again, and he jolts slightly in his seat.

“what are you thinking, Artemis?”

everyone at the table looks to the man next to you, completely confused. artemis? no, that’s art. what’s going on?

but art knows what’s going on. he looks to you, a whine bubbling up in his throat that he has to swallow down as his cheeks tint a bright red up to his ears. his real, full name was something you were only supposed to use against him in the bedroom.

not in public. not here.

and because the only other times he’s heard it come out of your mouth have been when you were praising him or telling him he had permission to come, his cock starts to involuntarily swell in his dress pants.

he shakes his head and clears his throat as he tries to push down the nervousness and arousal that he assumes is as clear as day on his face.

“i— i don’t know yet, im still deciding,” he says to you, an embarrassed chuckle spilling forth.

you smile at him softly, innocently, and nod.

now his knee is pushing against yours under the tabletop, harder than you had tapped his minutes prior, and you know he’s silently begging for you to do something.

he shifts in his seat, basically writhing, and his breathing falters. the person sitting on the opposite side of him gives him a funny look like ‘this dude has ants in his fuckin’ pants’, but they remain oblivious to the pulsing boner art has fully popped in his clothing. poor guy.

Artemis, Artemis, Artemis.

it rings through his skull, in your voice, as he sits there and waits for you to order so that he can do the same. he wants this whole fiasco to be over so that he can excuse himself, stand up from his chair, cover the tent in the front of his pants, and wobble his way to the public bathrooms to take care of himself.

he’d curse you out if he could, but he’s too busy squirming in his seat against the hot pleasure starting to bubble in his lower abdomen. no, it’s boiling now. his shaft rubs against the inside of his boxers in the wrong way, and the smallest of noises leaves his lips.

you’re evil.

[bunnyboy-juice]

NO MORE ASSOCIATING THINGS WITH FEMMES ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE PINK!HYPERFEM FEMMES ARE GREAT AND I LOVE YOU CAMPY FEMMES WHO EMBODY PINK BUT ALSO JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU GUYS NOT GO MORE THAN ONE DAY W/O TRYING TO SHOEHORN FEMMES INTO BEING ONLY PINK UWU BABIES. I AM FEMME AS IN GRASS AS IN DIRT AS IN TREE BARK AS IN WEEDS SPROUTING THROUGH THE SIDEWALK CEMENT. FEMME AS IN GENDER NONCONFORMITY AS IN FUCK YOU MY FEMININITY IS WHAT *I* SAY IT IS. FEMME AS IN DEPTH AND DARKNESS AND WARMTH AND TERROR. FEMME AS IN CAVES. FEMME AS IN LIGHTNING. FEMME AS IN AN AMALGAMATION OF TRAITS THAT I HAVE DECIDED ARE FEMININE REGARDLESS OF WHAT SOCIETY SAYS. FUCK IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!???

[pysoch]

LOOOK OHHH NY GOD LOOK EVERYBODY LOOK LOOK PLEASE FOLLOW THEM OOOHHHHH YEASSY😁😁YESSSS

hi i saw you take requests and I have a small one.. pleaseplaseplaseplease I beg on my knees my fists curled and filled with sand draw the smallest, most simplistic, vacant stared and empty headed medic possible next to the most nor/mal Blu spy..,., i do not mind if it is made in three seconds on ibispaint or you post a red and blu jellybean and call it a day you don't even have to do it at all and can transfer the thought via mind waves 🙏🙏

thank you this is so important and forgive me if I am consuming valuable time 🥳 have a day!!!

This is probably the best ask so far because of the way it’s worded. I Love this….thank you.

Aren’t they so cute?

[digitalcarcrash]

oh you have got to be kidding me

[bird-inacage]

Are you KIDDING me??? Kant and Bison have no right being such cute ass boyfriends. The rom-com feels are hitting hard.

Kant looks so fond. Bison looks so twee. Ugh, this combo be killin' me.

Note: Ohhh I've finally realised that the things around Bison's neck are arcade ticket stubs. BLESS. Their dates look SO WHOLESOME.

[yume-fanfare]

lots of monsters ☆ sweet halloween (x)

[lesbianrecorderplayer]

[ID: A traditional drawing of Bloberta Puppington from Moral Orel, shown knitting something with red wool. She dons a halo around her head, and her eyes bleed black while her face wears no expression. Her surroundings are shaded black. /End ID]

Yarn. Yarn. Yarn. Yarn. Yarn. Yarn. Yarn. YARN. YARN-

(guess who just watched Moral Orel lmao)

[franzkafkagf]

remember what they took from you…!

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