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might digitalise + render it later if i have time but AUGH that video u posted last night got me,, i had to draw him,,.... anyway. an offering /silly

OOOOOOOOOHHGDHFHHFFSFFGGFHHH STOP THIS IS SO COOL. OH MY GOSHHHHHHHHHGGGGG
#THIS LOOKS SO GOOD#THE FLOW OF THE CLOAK AND ALL THE SHAPES#THE PERSPECTIVE#OHH I'M SO INSANE ABOUT THIS#THANK YOU. AUGG#AUGH#this guy is going to blast you#moi <3#undertale gold au
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how many belts and buckles does she need someone save me.
#hermitaday#geminitay fanart#geminitay#hermitcraft fanart#hermitblr#my art#gem#tubby u were so right about long unkempt hair suiting gem she feels so in her element#i still draw her in the braid pre-secret life for reasons I haven't quite figured out. I'm sure it's thematically significant somehow#anyway ohh my god this skin is so detailed help#joe hills was in a TSHIRT#gem this time ft. her freckles that I have forgotten to draw every other time#in my heart she's always had them#as much as pirates smp was not my thing the au potential is so awesome#and unfortunately this gem skin specifically sends me down an insanity spiral that I don't like the look of#idk I like to think she's a bounty hunter. her outfit is cobbled together from past kills like trophies#hence the multiple belts and mismatched stuff#including the shawl thing that i like to think was ripped to pieces and then she'd sewn back together#realised after i finished drawing that this kind of comes with the implication she either killed scott or someone else from house denholm#cus the blue coat thing really does look like what he wore but. shrugs.#anyway yeah that aside woo season 10 gem!!!!!#i hope joel murders her again
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Eyy, King Reaper and his beloved Mage Geno designs <3
#new age au#Geno is very tall (tall Geno supremacy <3) and Reaper usually floats so he's just slightly taller than Geno on any normal day <3#if he unties his robe in the back it drags along the floor at the perfect height to feign being very tall-#ohh I have so many thoughts about them :]#Geno's magic manifests as crystals so he wears some on his outfit (and keeps more in his pockets)#the black and purple ones on his belt are meant to be a little reference to Reaper (and Dust. before meeting him he only has a black one-)#Geno also uses a Cane! he's insanely skilled and powerful but on sone days magic fatigue finally catches up to him and he has to use it#the black half-robe was also the only accessory Reaper could convince Geno to adopt from his kingdom- that and the Sandals haha-#(I like to think Error made Geno's scarf-)#and ofc Reaper...#he's been ruling for so long that he lives in comfort rather than appearance because. i mean. no one is going to doubt him at this point#he leaves his ribcage exposed as a show of his confidence in his rule (direct access to his soul basically-) but also because. well.#he thinks he's eye-candy 🙏#and in his kingdom the crown/sign of royalty are those olive branch circlets#he wears his over his hood usually. Geno recieved one when Reaper officially finished courting him. Dust would eventually get one. though#for him it's more the equivalent of a wedding ring since his loyalty lies with Nightmare still and he has little official ruling power in#Reaper's kingdom.#oh! Reaper also wears a littlr band Geno made him once on his ribs. it's a nice red gem that he's vaguely aware is actually a tracking spel#Geno thought he was being subtle about it. he. in fact. was not. but Reaper let him get away with it 🙏#oh!!! last thing#Geno sometimes wears a nice silk wrap over his bad eye that's a nice clean white. it usually depends if he's doing magic or not#because his eye tends to get melty again if he strains during casting. and he's always overdoing it lmao-#anyways yeah#mm lied one more note#Reaper's wings are optional. kinda like a manifestation of his Ecto in a way since he doesn't need them to float#more just sonething to make him more regal or appear more threatening!#now I'm done#my favorite goofballs <3#spot!drawn#my art
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Hottest JJBA Outfit Bracket - Round 3 Match 11
#ohh i think this is where we fucked up (myself included) by voting dragona's workout outfit#because it's kinda boring compared to rohan's :( even though she looks so fucking hot in it#i need to consider her tattoos and the flower crown of course but like. fuck that's rohan's best outfit you know heserves so so hard in it#i'm insane about that outfit#i'm so sorry dragona :(#kishibe rohan#rohan kishibe#dragona joestar#diamond is unbreakable#thus spoke kishibe rohan#the jojolands#jojolands#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#who's hotter jjba#hottest jjba outfit bracket
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so it seems the poppy war has become my absolute favorite series so ofc i'm losing my mind comparing every scene with my other favorite series (red queen) and making an unfathomable amount of headcanons
#first off i think rin and mare would get along. maybe not at first but after a while they would#i think venka and evangeline would become the best of friends like the second they lay eyes on each other#AND evangeline would probably help venka realize that she's an absolute lesbian#i also think rin would get along with farley And with cameron especially#i think the cike (and kitay) would IMMEDIATELY adopt shade and kilorn and they'd have the silliest of dynamics. while being a menace#i think the cike wouldn't like cal at first but then they'd be chill about him#AND nezha and cal would also get along. btw. if you even care.#just thinking about rinezha and marecal interactions makes me dryheave i'm literally climbing the walls of my room right now#also qara and iris would get along AND hot take but i think she'd also get along with chaghan cause she'd be the only person he respects#imo#i also think jiang and mare would get along. tho he'd probably get on her nerves more often than not#i don't think altan and maven would get along with anyone lmao they're such freaks🙌#i like to imagine that altan would have INSANE one-sided beef with cal AND mare that'd be histeric#like they really dgaf about him it'd be so one-sided it'd be embarrassing for altan#maybe. MAYBE. cameron could manage him (cause they're both commited to being Haters yknow). but only for like 5 secs at most .#i also like to imagine chaghan and maven would have the biggest beef known to mankind i think they'd find each other insufferable❤️❤️#and evangeline and chaghan???? ohh chaghan's gonna find out how MEAN a mean lesbian can be alright. mlm/wlw hostility🤞🤞✨️#and what if rin and cal get somewhat along bc she understands the responsability the older sibling has over the younger one.#what if she completely understands his guilt WAAAAIT#ohh the more i think about them the more insane i get#this is just a snippet of the headcanons i have in mind rn#maybe i should make a more ''organized'' post about it#and not hide it in the tags😔#also the joy and whimsy one gets from making your faves hate each other's guts... it's so entertaining... peace and love on planet earth❤️#the poppy war#red queen series#red queen#also don't mind any grammatical mistakes i didn't check anything before typing this. and i don't have respect for the english language <3
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Spinel.
#hghh. spinel#cannot believe this man is an anpk character that i get to enjoy actually.#like. he is such a specific character.#catered to a specific audience (which i'm part of ww)#his design. his voice. his everything.#like. they know exactly who they are catering to with him ww i love it#he is such an unexpected character to have in this show... very thankful that i get to witness this#he is messy and actually interesting... not the kind of villain who makes me yawn#there are things to explore and i need that to enjoy a character#he even has plenty of parallels and neat contrasts with so many characters.. ohh i am so spoiled#i missed him. and his voice#the situation was so dire i had to start the shoushimin anime because his VA is in it :/#good seasonal anime btw ww his VA has a good voice but i wanted the spinel voice specifically though#so it's a good thing he came back. so i get to listen to him#i really enjoy his line deliveries...! the さあ、どうする is in my mind#thinking about that thing with love and how loving him and being involved with him comes with its own kind of pain#and a specific emotional baggage that you have to carry etc#this stuff is soo compelling. of course i'd go insane over it w#anyway. i've been rotating him in my mind. he is so.#spinel#hz064#character notes#episode notes
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haha oh no im definitely not at all disturbed by the prevalence of leftists on all platforms who are loudly 'anti-genocide' when it comes to the palestinian cause (and a couple others at best :3c) yet the only time ukraine [ʊkrɐˈjinɐ] leaves their mouths is in critique, in stark comparison to the former or in complaint about their (american) government sending aid.
at first what i saw often was pointing out the differences in western media framing [ukraine vs palestine], and that's fair (until the words and the agenda of western journalists are used to paint, as a whole, ukrainians who have been actively going through genocide as some kind of white supremacists hogging the blanket of global attention when they kinda just want to live and have the rights to their own land, culture, names and families)
but no one is even caring to do that anymore, today bitches just invent metaphorical scenarios and people to get mad at and to throw an entire ethnos away because wahhhh i decided that you care for X but not for Y!!!.... all while doing the exact thing they are condemning. the exact absolute same and they don't even hide it but do lack the self-awareness to realise
#'ohh i saw white people still go out to rally for ukraine' yeah have you considered they are ukrainian or have ukrainian loved ones or uh#simply have humanity in their heart to care about several humanitarian tragedies in the world?#this is both aimed at a post i saw on here and at SEVERAL. MANY. twitterians with a thousand palestine flags all over their accounts spewing#misinformation hate and sometimes straight up russian propaganda tactics because they're this fucking insane#i don't care about sounding nice anymore by the way. i know my heart lies in the right place and i have the capacity to care about more than#one ongoing genocide of indigenous peoples#removed incidents of bad actors having a ukrainian flag on their backpack doing hateful shit does not somehow okay dismissing a genocide you#so vehemently claim to oppose. they are not ukrainians who are getting bombed on the daily for years#i saw a very lovely 🍉🕊️ lady denying holodomor and using literal russian talking points while patting herself on the back for being such#a good person. i saw one of the most popular leftie accs on twitter be actively anti-ukraine and using slurs. luckily we mass reported them#and they're gone#i'm no longer being careful with my words because i don't want to be misconstrued. i know my values go beyond twitter and tumblr#if i catch you in any way undermining the genocide of ukrainians or only bringing it up to point fingers and bitch i am blocking you forever#don't care how far this post might go cuz of ppls questionable use of the search function. and i didn't care to censor anything#like. masks off. just block me if this is your rhetoric
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it's so funny when I rewatch a show but with a new/different/additional crush. like I'm rewatching the librarians with my partner right now and it just feels soo different lol
#anyway. Jenkins 😍#on a completely unrelated note...#I need to learn more about pocket squares and ties.#because it's already driving me insane when they don't go together on night court but it's much worse on the librarians where I can actually#like. see stuff lol#I don't mean 'oh no the colour isn't an exact match'. more like 'these patterns and/or colours look fucking bad together'#but maybe there's like. reasons for that. rules that my silly little brain isn't smart enough to figure out#because all I'm basing that on is. my eyes and my opinion lol#anyway he's so baby. 🥰 and I definitely like him better now. very very huggable.#he takes that suit jacket off and I'm like 🥵#man I feel so weird about this :') but I must talk about it anyway or I will never get over that :)#like it just feels like. ohh this is weird I'm not supposed to think he's hot because he's old 😬 but he just. is 🤷#anyway touching his ears would fix me man it totally would#*with my mouth also. but whatever it's cool I'm not thinking about that#no haha why would I be thinking about it that :)#or when he sits on that table sometimes and I totally don't think about how I absolutely need to sit in his lap :)#haha noo I'm not thinking about fucking him at all who even brought that up#anyway i am very tired & have already taken my sleep meds so I am extra stupid rn :) and the dumb thoughts just keep coming out
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WHATS UR FAVORITE RYOMINA MOMENT FROM THE MOVIES I NEED TO KNOW!!!
HI FELIX!! thank you for the ask i am always happy to take more opportunities to talk about ryomina they are so special to me o7
it is VERY tempting for me to answer, "every fucking time ryoji showed up on screen!" ok this might be an exaggeration, i like 90% of his screentime, december 2nd ryoji should've been portrayed more like a pathetic wet dog imo but i digress. but hm... favorite moment.
while the helper's club montage has a very strong place in my heart (it permeated my braincells without my permission)!! i think my favorite part of ryomina's portrayal in the movies is the whole sentence finishing thing they got going on. i feel like that's a cop out answer but like.
there is something so so gut wrenching to me about how they start off by making it so that ryoji is the one finishing minato's sentences. always ryoji. BUT THEN!!! when they meet again at the top of tartarus to do battle on judgment day!! they turn it on it's head!! and it's minato!! who finishes the sentence!! and fuck man does it make me feel like i'm being kicked down a staircase.
and to have the sentence finishing happen again for such an important day?? god idk im gonna tear up and someone needs to like. give me like. a chew toy or something this makes me so fucking insane (blows up) (blows up).
so basically my favorite moment is really like, january 31st, but a lot of my attachment to it is BECAUSE they have that set-up in november with ryoji being the silliest fucking guy to have ever walked at gekkoukan. and oh man oh man the fucking. THE. when. WHEN THEY FOLLOW IT UP WITH MINATO SUMMONING THANATOS AFTER THIS?? yeah man. that's the fucking shit.
like i don't think the english language is enough to convey how much i love the artistic choice to have the flash frame of ryoji when minato summons thanatos. it's the hesitation and rebellion babey!!! the whole scene afterwards is so fucking juicy as well.
honorable mention to when ryoji jumped off the fucking roof at iwatodai station to tell minato that he has kindness in his eyes and that he doesn't like seeing him alone. what kind of guy does that. that's so fucking hilarious to me like actually. he was insane for that.
anyway that is my answer i HOPE u enjoyed reading it, god, ryomina still makes me eyes watery (it's been almost 2 years since i've met them??? what the fuck). i feel like others have echoed this sentiment before but nevertheless i was super happy to type it out :D
#lizzy speaks#lizzy askbox#IM SO FUKCING NORMAL ABOUT RYOMINA PERSONA 3 !!!!!!!! WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS TO ME!!#ohhh they give me so much joy thank you thank you for the ask i love to yell about them and blow up#also happy mochizuki monday everyone :) i have a sketch for it i just want to apply some colors first and then i'll post!!#i love answering things in the askbox thank you for the very enthusiastic ask!!!#also re: the helper's club scenes i mentioned in the tags of my redraw of the hallway handholding scene that-#when i watched the movies originally i had to fucking pause after they held hands!! to sleep!!!#so i was just there in bed RESTLESS THINKING 'ohmy godthoohomyhgodt hhey they holdedhands holyfucking shit what am i perceivngi'#it was insane tbh so in that respect the helper's club scenes are very unforgettable to me because it was a brain parasite#but i thought i'd answer with january 31st because it still makes me want to eat dirt and it feels like very good ryomina to me like ohh#bitches who be weak to narrative themeing (me!!) eat this shit up like it's a buffet ohhhh my god they were soulmates#...i'm rambling. can you tell these guys make me not normal at all (insert im so fucking normal gif of the guy pounding the ground here)
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what happened. what happened. I could not get myself to get into martha OR donna but OHH lookie here folks AMY AMELIA POND comes on screen and it takes me 10 MINUTES to fall in love. WHAT! how. weird. sus. suspicious. how did u do that miss
#I'm still hung up on this I am it's been weeks and I'm only half way through s6 but I just fucking LOVE amy pond#I want to see more people talk about her PLEASE I'm begging I have nothing to say I just get so happy when I see her name on my screen#I could not get over rose enough to be able to fully enjoy either martha or donna's run#and quite frankly I'm still NOT over rose and I don't think I ever will be#but I stg amy stole my heart even FASTER than rose did#INSANE#I mean for my list of companions it still EASILY goes ROSE...... and then Amy... and then (Jack) everyone else#but like... woah....#rory williams also deserves so much love#I did not fall in love with him until the flesh. which ik is so so late but ohh idk why those eps opened my eyes to him but they didddd#like I liked rory before then but that episode just !!! absolute top tier rory moment thanks#sowwy this is an entirely meaningless post but I literally can't stop thinking about her#amy pond#doctor who
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[ID: traditional grayscale art of Magnus and Taako from The Adventure Zone, in the Arms Outstretched scene. They're facing each other as they float through the air, with Magnus gritting his teeth and Taako crying out as they reach towards each other desperately. Magnus is a muscular man with pale skin and dark hair, while Taako is a slim elf with dark skin and braided light hair. End ID.]

Day 30 - Backward
Yet again TAZ returns
#op please consider editing this id into the original for accessibility! no credit needed; your own edits welcome#ohh this is good. i'm so glad we're all still collectively insane about arms outstretched in 2025 😭#taz#taz balance#taz balance spoilers#magus burnsides#taako taaco
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monday night i decided to rewatch poor things instead of sleeping and it is the best decision i've ever made in a long fucking while
#ohh these tags will be so embarrassing but i have to vomit it all out#but urgh it makes me happy in ways nothing else can which is just insane#it truly is like. my movie soulmate#is that an offense punishable by the moral police. if so then too bad. and tbh its pretty tame compared to some other stuff ive seen lol#it was the best movie theatre-going experience in my (admittedly still short life) but i doubt anything will ever top it ANYTIME soon.#i saw it three times in theatres and like didn't rewatch it until now even if it's my favourite#big mistake i know if i watched it more id be happier#plus i finally saw it with subtitles and since i missed a bit of dialogue without those i'm even happier#like after watching it i realised it spoke to me so much because i'm autistic#and that's true but it also has so fucking much to say about humans and society and just urgh#it's just the way that bella is representative of what humans look like when they haven't been taught all the hatred and misanthropy#that is taught to us as we grow up and how she never let go of her compassion#above all it's humanist. it says pretty straightforwardly that we can improve! there is hope!#and i didn't even fully realise that until the rewatch at home.#and it's all covered with horniness insane cinematography and visuals some great comedy#it was just made in a lab for me and upon my first ever watch i went in blind not knowing it would become This to me#and it hit hard enough in a theatre but ohhh watching it alone at past midnight hits even harder#i admit ive been feeling bad lately (though i can't describe my emotions well) and it improved my mood so much#of all things that couldve been it it has become a huge comfort movie#swiss army man/eeaao also having a great raunchy comedy/emotional devastation make them greatly comforting to me also#but poor things is such a special and specific brand of comfort...#oh wow so much embarrassing yapping ill stfu now#nonsense
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Arcane characters - with a childish but genius reader
Characters: Vi , Jinx, Caitlyn, Mel, jayce, Viktor, vander.
Genre:fluff
Summary: Arcane characters in a relationship with a childish yet secretly intelligent reader.
-Vi



●At first, Vi thinks you're just an airhead. You get distracted by little things, chase pigeons in the street, and constantly come up with the most ridiculous ideas ever
●"Babe, why are you trying to balance a spoon on your nose? We're in the middle of a serious conversation."
●She's overprotective of you, worried that someone might take advantage of how playful and carefree you seem.
●But then, one day, she watches you casually solve a complex mechanical issue that even Ekko had been struggling with, and she's just stunned.
●"Wait, wait, hold on. You did what now?"
●Now she's fiercely proud of you and will brag to everyone about how you're actually a genius.
●If someone underestimates you, she'll smirk and say, "Go ahead, challenge them. I dare you." And when you inevitably outsmart them, she just leans back, arms crossed, grinning.
●Loves that you bring out her more playful side - she's always up for a stupid game or a race through the streets with you.
●If you start rambling about some complicated theory, she won't always understand half of what the fuck your saying, but she listens anyway because she loves hearing your voice.
-Jinx



●Oh, she adores your childish energy. Finally, someone who gets her brand of chaos!
●"You wanna build a potato cannon?"
●"Babe, you're speaking my language."
●You two are an absolute menace together - pulling harmless (and sometimes not-so-harmless) pranks, running around Zaun causing trouble, laughing your heads off.
●At first, she thinks you're just her playful partner-in-crime. Then, one day, she catches you casually, working through some insane calculations for a weapon design.
●"Wait, wait, you figured that out? I thought you were just doodling little cats on the blueprint!"
●Now she's obsessed with your mind works. She'll beg you to explain things, even if she doesn't always follow.
●"So, if I put this here... it won't explode in my face? Ohh, see, that why I keep you around."
●She loves how unpredictable you are- One second, you're blowing bubbles in your drink; the next, you're explaining quantum physica like it's the most obvious thing in the world.
●If someone underestimates you, she finds it hilarious. She'll just sit back and watch them embarrass themselves when you outsmart them.
-Caitlyn Kirraman



●Caitlyn was very skeptical at first. You're constantly getting distracted, making silly faces, and skipping around like a child. She thought you lacked focus.
●But then she catches you dismantling and improving one of Piltover's security devices in under five minutes, and then she nearly drops her tea.
●"You- how did you do that?"
●Now, she absolutely adores your mind. She loves discussing problems with you, even if you randomly interrupt to say something like, "Do you think ducks have existential crises?"
●She's so patient with your antics. If you get distracted mid-conversation, she just sighs, waits for you to finish your tangent, and then guides you back on track.
●she loves how you challenge her and how you make her world so much more fun.
●"Darling, while I do appreciate your enthusiasm, maybe don't poke the criminal while I'm interrogating him?"
●If someone doubts your intelligence, she’ll give them a knowing smirk and let them make a fool of themselves before stepping in and destroying them with logic.
-Mel



●She immediately finds you endearing. You're playful, unpredictable, and full of life.
●At first, she assumes you're just a whimsical, carefree spirit - someone who brings joy into her serious world.
●Then, one night, she finds you effortlessly strategizing a flawless political move that even seasoned council members hadn't thought of.
●"Oh, love... you are dangerous. I like that."
●She adores the contrast between your childish antics and your sharp mind. It fascinates her.
●If someone insults your intelligence, she'll simply smile and say, "You should challenge them. See how that works out for you.
●Loves how unpredictable you are - one minute, you're doodling all over her important documents; the next, you're making a move that changes the entire political landscape.
●"Darling, I can't decide if you're my biggest headache or my greatest asset." (It's both, and she loves it.)
-Jayce



●Jayce is confused at first. You seem so carefree, like you don't take anything seriously.
●But then you casually correct his calculations on Hextech energy output, and his jaw drops.
●"Wait. Say that again."
●Now, he's obsessed with your brain. He asks for your opinions all the time, even when it's something he should probably figure out himself.
●He loves how you bring joy into his life. You make him laugh when he's stressed, and you remind him not to take himself too seriously.
●Protective. If someone underestimates you, he's quick to say, "You have no idea who you're talking to."
●Sometimes, he has to drag you back on track when you go off on a tangent, but he secretly loves your randomness.
-Viktor



●Viktor was not fooled by your childish nature. He noticed your intelligence immediately.
●"You play the fool well, but I see the way your mind works."
●He absolutely adores how unpredictable you are. Your ideas, no matter how outlandish they sound at first, always seem to work.
●"A rocket-powered toaster? That is... ridiculous. But actually, it's not a bad concept."
●He lives for your strange, out-of-the box thinking. You help him see things in ways he never would have considered.
●If someone doubts your intelligence, he just chuckles and waits for you to absolutely destroy them with logic.
●He finds your childish tendencies endearing - he secretly loves watching you chase butterflies or balance a spoon on your nose.
-Vander



●He treats you like you're his favorite kid. You make him laugh, and he loves that about you.
●He assumes you're just the fun-loving type until you start outsmarting people left and right.
●"Huh. You're sharper than you let on, ain't ya?"
●He's so proud of you. He brags about you to everyone, even if you're just goofing around.
●He adores your playful nature but makes sure you're safe - no reckless stunts on his watch.
●if someone talks down to you, he gives then a warning look: "Best watch what you say. They ain't clueless as you think."
#vander x reader#vander arcane#vi x reader#jinx x reader#mel medara x reader#caitlyn kirraman x reader#arcane viktor x reader#jayce talis x reader#arcane x black reader#arcane x reader
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tags: dacryphilia
You can't even imagine how much he loved watching horror movies with you. Setting the spooky atmosphere just to make you scared like a tiny mouse - all of that to mockingly comfort you as his hands made their way under your shirt. Soon after that you jump again and decide it's enough for you, nuzzling your face against his neck while you quietly sobbed. "Ohh, is my baby scared?" he said before gripping your chin and forcing you to look at the movie feeling how his pants got tighter as more tears came out of your eyes. God, your scared face turned him more than it should have. You just nodded in reply, sniffing quietly. He shushed you quietly, not really wanting to calm your worries. His hands touched yours and led them onto his hardness, making you unzip the pants. "Sweet pea, get on your knees for me, okay? We need you to stop thinking about the scary movie and monster, right?" and you obediently do that, wanting the fear to leave your body. You look at his big hard dick, the tip glistening with his pre and the moment your lips wrap against it, tasting the salty precum he pushes your head down. You gag and cough, hitting his thighs as tears smear the rest of your makeup as you look at him. "You're so pretty when you cry," he grunts before letting your head go.
You cough looking at him, the silvery string of his precum and your saliva connecting your lips to his dick. "Sorry, I just can't, you're looking too hot now," he said before pushing your head back down, his dick stretching out your mouth and throat as he moved your head, gripping your hair. The tears streamed down your cheeks as you struggled to breathe, your throat tightening around his length as you dug nails into his thighs driving him further insane as his hips buckled against your face, your nose pressing against the soft bush. You clenched your eyes when he pulled out, the pearly white ropes painting your face - making it even more messy. "You look so good right now. Messy just for me, can't wait to see your pussy baby, hope it's also eager to please me like your mouth," and you dumbly nod again, letting him gently wipe his cum from your face with the tissue before carrying it to the bedroom. "I'm gonna fuck you so hard that you'll get another reason to cry."
#jjk smut#jjk#jujutsu kaisen smut#jjk x reader#jjk x reader smut#jujutsu kaisen x reader#smut#gojo satoru#geto suguru#satoru smut#jjk nanami#jujutsu nanami#toji zenin#toji fushiguro#toji x reader#jjk toji#toji smut#toji x you#jujitsu kaisen#suguru smut#jujutsu kaisen suguru#suguru geto#geto suguru x reader#satoru gojo#fushiguro toji#kinktober
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heyyyy love your fics <333
can you do sugar daddy Kaiser who's always been rude and rough with reader but one day when he realises he's falling in love with them he's really gentle, asking how they feel and praising them? if possible can you do fluff along with nsfw???
ahh hii anon!! thank uu i appreciate ur words <33 anywayss i love the plot ohh gosh ygs r so creative omg
"And all I wanna do is stay with HER"
ft. michael kaiser . sugar daddy! kaiser . ooc! kaiser lol... . ness is in the story omg! . is ness ooc! too... . yes ness is ooc asw . character development.? . eventual smut . sex gulp... . piv ! . afab! reader . mistreated! reader ... . fluff asw . unreliable narrator
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"she's annoying." kaiser grumbled, taking a sip of wine. ness looked at him, "[name] cares about you that's why." the magician tried to lighten the mood. clearly, it didn't work.
"she just wants fucking money." he retorted. ness frowned, "can't you look at it in a positive way.? at least she's trying. take a look at all the others you've had."
that sentence had kaiser reflecting for a bit. "huh. i suppose you have a point for once, ness." the prodigy felt himself get a little flushed. "you're treating her so rough, how often does she even ask for money.?" ness continued. "don't be so harsh man! she's trying..."
the emperor tsked. "if she's so 'perfect' you take her then." he grumbled. jeez this guy is really helpless man... ness looked at kaiser disgusted for the first time.
"keep acting like that and she's bound to become who you think she really is." ness thought as he picked himself up and left kaiser to his thoughts.
later within the night, kaiser found himself scrolling through your photos after sending you some money (oh need that.) it hit him you were gorgeous. pretty face with a kind heart.. he was going to go insane.
the more he scrolled the more he admired your beauty. you radiated an aura that he just couldn't place his finger on. perfection was a word too vague to describe it.
shaking his head, he set his phone down. hands on his head, he was wondering. what the literal hell was he doing.? all he's ever done was treat you like shit because he had such horrendous experiences with others.
i mean, you were like the others. you were just there for the money... and attention i guess. but there was something more to it. he was just to blind to see it. (tf r ur glasses for mihya bro.)
it was late — hella late. 2:32 A.M.? there's no way you'd come over right? so what the heck were you doing at his door in a matter of moments?
kaiser opened his door, surprised. "you — you actually came?" he asked, somewhat in disbelief. "i'm right here aren't i, dumbass.. plus you called." you shrugged.
the satin on the bed somewhat wrinkled as the both of you sat down. "um, so why'd you want me to come ove-" you were quickly interrupted by an apology. "[name], liebling. i'm sorry. i'm sorry for my behaviour, how i treated you. scheiße, i'm so fuckin' sorry."
he held your visibly smaller and softer hands. his hands feeling quite the opposite. you were kinda a dumbass, "wha — michael huh...?" you shook your head giggling, "what are you apologizing for?"
his gorgeous blue eyes stared into yours. "don't act coy with me, [name]. you don't need to forgive me. i'll do whatever for your forgiveness. please. do you want more money? gifts.? flowers..? wha.. god. what do you want?!" kaiser asked desperately.
you looked at him with a deadpan expression. god, has this man ever been treated alright.? "mihya, i don't really want anything. yea i mean i love money i mean — who doesn't love money. but i'm not here solely because of money." you sighed.
"yes, you have money is definitely a positive trait but, you have more to it. money isn't the only thing that makes you lovable." you continued to ramble. his hands released yours. you were caught in his embrace.
"mihya.?" you whispered. kaiser knew how scary it was to love someone. the amount of devotion you must give. the time and effort. one wrong move? it could all crumble.
his embrace got tighter, you were tensing a little bit up. was he gonna beat you like what the heck is goin' on?! he knew you were always running away from love, 'cause your daddy never gave you enough :((
hey, same for him as well, no? "meine liebe." kaiser breathed, "let's try again together. i'm done with the 'you deserve better' bullshit. i have the choice to be better and i'm taking it."
he loosened his embrace on you, hands on your shoulders. you met his gaze. all it could scream was blue of desperation. not going to even lie, most dedication you've seen in your whole life.
you were still skeptical — hell, i can't blame you! you've been mistreated all the time by partners, getting taken advantage of... what change is this rich and attractive man going to do? he has the money, the women ugh... thinking about it made your head hurt.
"what do you say, liebling. let me show you.?" he leaned in, mumbling into your ear. hah! as if you'd believe what he said and give him a chance.
kaiser would be lying if he said he didn't regret making up with you earlier. he'd be lying if he said he didn't miss you. hell! every bit of fiber within him missed you! his lips on yours, oh gosh. he's going crazy. :c
a little while after what was supposed to be a sweet make out, he found himself aligning his tip to your slit. you had glossy eyes as you stared back up at him. he had you pinned onto the bed...
"are you sure?" he asked stroking your stomach, his hands then tracing your curves. "fuu-uck. you're perfect." he mumbled. you nodded in response.
as he buried his length into your warmth he swore he got sent to heaven. "sh-shit.. scheißescheißescheiße...! please you're made for me..." he continued, his lips once more pressed onto yours.
nah, at this point his cock was stretching your opening... it hurt. kaiser broke off the kiss as he groaned, "you take me so damn well.. i'm sorry for being so horrid to you."
you were practically crying, was it cause the sex was good? cause of kaiser? you didn't know! "m-hya.." you sobbed out so sweetly. it was kaiser's last straw.
your walls were sucking his member in man..! how could he not..? your noises could kill him oh gosh! one last thrust and his length was kissing your womb :c "i'm sorry meine liebe, i-" the emperor didn't even get to finish his sentence as he finished in you <3
he pulled out just to push his fingers back in. admiring your form and expression. maaaan, kaiser couldn't ask for a better girl >< dawn came, so did kaiser, 'cept he n you came multiple times :3 kaiser could make it better. all he needed was just one more day with ya.
— ©isaisliterallyhim, 2025
tags !! : @twijaxx ♡, @kyvkc
a/n: hey guys.. hey anon.. guess who's finally back heh... my writers block actually fried me so bad its diabolical man.. yes i lost motivation half way along w the plot tbf i had this in my drafts for 2 weeks or smth... i'm so sorry if this wasn't what y'all wanted ill cook for the future ones ;-; not proofread btw good GAWDDDD if kaiser was my sugar daddy man.. money and hes hot YES PLSS (no im nawt shallow but tuition fees are booty bro yall cant blame me.) yes this is all yap ALL MY NOTES ARE YAP OK </3 but um.. yay ilygs a lot mwa mwa <3
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@ii-neg-confessions is really stupid
IMPORTANT UPDATE!; @II-NEG-CONFESSIONS IS BANNED (on tumblr)!! ALL CAN REJOICE!!!!!
@ii-neg-confessions is kind of what it sounds like, a blog about inanimate insanity to spread hate and negativity and I feel like people shouldn't be so open to absorbing hate all the time
I wrote a better worded version on my phone but the drafts thing apparently doesn't work so take this kind of lazy one instead cause I don't really wanna spend any more of my time on this earth trashing an admin on a confessions blog who most should know is just a negative nancy hater who needs to get off they damn phone
time to "see through the bullshit" and "simply call out this bullshit" instead of "mindlessly consuming slop and following the herd"! /quoting their blog
also if you are gonna say "ohh don't give them them attention that's what they want" hold that thought cause this post isn't FOR them, its to educate ABOUT them and show people they're stupid. Its your choice if you wanna block them. Also, this is my space to criticize whatever I want, block whoever I want, etc. so I'm gonna post this rant here and let people act under their discretion.
anyways more under the cut
update on 12/09/24; rephrased/added context to some stuff in the Adam Katz segment.
update on 12/09/24; added a funny thing at the very end of the post.
update on 12/10/24; removed Adam Katz segment for correcting and editing.
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This is one of those things that when I read it I audibly said " are you fucking serious" cause truthfully I don't think they are being serious here.
To make fun of people that are POSITIVE? you actually must be absolutely MISERABLE to make a whole word to try and describe people who are positive in a negative light. I don't have much else to say here other than they must be genuinely sad with their life to do this.
small bomb break just to preface something
I'm not gonna go into their blog and criticize every word they have ever said, because I simply don't want to, but feel free to add onto this in the comments or re-blogs, cause I think its important to acknowledge this person and see them for who they are... and act accordingly of course.
anywayyy...
death threats (I'm gonna talk about that)
I've seen a lot of the OSC unanimously say that Mil has sent death threats to the II crew which I believe is true considering their overwhelmingly negative behavior and opinions towards most people who like ii/the crew themselves. I wanna of course start by saying that (as obvious as it should be) DEATH THREATS ARE NEVER OKAY! In some places in the world, even online they can be ILLEGAL!!! Its never okay to tell someone that you are gonna kill them, or that they should kill themselves, no matter how bad you think their YouTube show is, or how true you think your preconceived notions about peoples life or political stances are, death threats of any sort? NEVER OKAY! The fact that they went out of their way and spent that time (and most of their time) blatantly hating on this thing that was never about or for them is really disgusting.
Some more stuff I wanna say (in bullet point form!)
I never will say that I don't think its okay to have negative opinions or state said opinions, but from what I can see from this entire blog, its more than that. Its more than sharing criticism, its spreading hate about something a lot of people hold dear to them for no other reason then the fact that you hold hate in your heart
I'm pretty aware that Mil has some issues, whether that be relationship, familial... its none of my business. If she's reading this, just know there are people who can help, help is always available to you.
for a blog that's all for "seeing the truth" you really love to delete everything you don't agree with (even if its negative)
using art and not taking it down even after asked to is really rude, everyone should know that.. well except for Mil, who still has the post up
people calling everything that is appealing to the audience "fanservice" is so stupid is that the only word you know? do you only know how to use buzzer words to catch your audience instead of giving genuine points?
I was gonna say some more but I got distracted, and also I'm already sick of their shit so
okay bye bye!
p.s. ; a hefty handful of screenshots I didn't wanna write a whole paragraph saying they're shit to
this one is just sad to read like who hurt you
blatantly threatening a hack against AE's channel (also illegal)
shit like this makes me believe that this account is ragebait
more "posies" talk (makes me giggle)
looking pretty defensive to me (definitely a dream stan)
self indulgent insert but uh maybe its cause cobs is in the show hmm idk maybe though
death threats arent okay even if mil sent them to others (it will only repeat the cycle)
this is just funny to me, the ii crew has gone back and deleted scenes that aren't good, they have said they were young at the time and they are growing and changing people and apologized for what they did, what else do you want? do you want them to beg for forgiveness at your shoes?? you're fucking weird.
""digital footprint" isn't real" says a lot
what do you mean?? they're hating WITH YOU!!!! just because they can see good in the show doesn't mean they're corny! full post here
maybe because the songs are... musical inspired... maybe you just hate fun... (they literally say they do what am I talking about)
hating for no reason again (and ignoring everything anon said except for the thing that caught their eye; hatred)
okay I'm done, Mil is exhausting, @ii-neg-confessions is exhausting, I'm forever a "posie" I guess
if you read this far also... hi! thank you for reading all of this and educating yourself! remember that despite their hatred, there's still lots of love and care in this world and you deserve the most of it! please get some water and a snack, and have a wonderful day!! <3
okay that's my rant bye
p.s.
stop following me, mil
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