#OHH!

[charlighost]

Oh god…I did *not* need an existential crisis right now

I still find it unsettling to think that the post movie turtles are a different fucking timeline

The real turtles we saw are fucking dead.

Everytime I watch an episode I'm like "haha so funny, too bad they're literally going to die in the end."

^ See these guys? Yeah they're dead. They're going to die. I can't ignore it.

Quote from my ROTTMNT musical I'm working on: "I'm all that remains of the originals. Yet you don't know who I am." - Casey Jr

[fandom-took-my-sanity]

behind every hot girl is an emotionally devastating, gut wrenching, absolutely heartbreaking ship she’ll never get over

[l0ganberry]

I personally don't like Disney (for numerous of reasons) but this.....

I can tolerate

[cornrowsandcornbread]

i cannot wait to binge watch season 6 of selling sunset. them white women + chelsea are so fake LMFAO. seeing rich white women in they natural habitat, always entertaining. i’m both happy and sad that christine is apparently not gonna be on this season, i can’t stand that bitch but she’s great television.

[viewfromthelake]

Gilbert Gottfried did a pitch Perfect Andrew Dice Clay impression:

I think at some point in the late 80s or early '90s I saw him do this bit, and ever since then that has been the only Andrew Dice Clay that lives in my head.

"HICKORY DICKORY DOCK [UNINTELLIGIBLE] OHHH!"

It's so much better than the real thing.

[cool-abed-filmz]

no as someone who has been none stop thinking about that god damn honda odyssey scene since last Thursday,, can we talk about the shwarma scene.

the way wade looks logan up and down when asking what he was going to do next and if he'd see him around.

logan saying wade probably wont see him again but then as he gets up to leave says 'see you later bub'

wade contemplating what to do before getting back up, calling his name and INVITING HIM BACK TO HIS APARTMENT TO LIVE IN.

we need to talk about that scene more its too fucking good

“they fucked in the honda odyssey” well they KISSED outside the schwarma place right after deadpool told wolverine to wait & asked him to come home w him

[eonars]

Last summer I was on a very expedited acid come up at a music festival and my entirely unaware mother thousands of miles away was at costco and texted me incredulous at how they already had halloween stuff out for sale in the summer but all I saw was a message preview of a giant 10 foot tall skeleton with glowing eyes and "can u believe it??"

[imelda-0hh]

Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

[c-rowlesdraws]

Ratatouille would have been a better and potentially much more interesting story if Remy had partnered with Collette instead of Linguini. Two underdogs with talent and passion forced to maintain a dangerous ruse. Fiercely independent Collette giving up temporary control of her body to a creature who, despite the insanity of a rat wanting to cook professionally, she can relate to on a personal level and who she does want to teach. The inner conflict of wondering if Remy’s growing talents are eclipsing her own, if the praise their food is earning belongs more to him than to her. Her guilt over feeling resentment and jealousy towards this little guy who wouldn’t have a hope of realizing his talents if not for her trust and protection. Both of them unraveling the mystery of that sweet but bumbling kitchen boy with the obvious crush on Collette being Gusteau’s secret son, and working together to thwart the new evil owner’s plans to stop Linguini from claiming his birthright. The message of the movie not being this weird, almost smug “some people are born with talent, some people aren’t, and that’s how being a ~great artist~ works”, but something more like, “if you have a dream, you deserve to pursue it, and be supported and encouraged in your pursuit of it, even if other people tell you that, because of some intrinsic aspect of yourself or the circumstances you were born in (like being a human woman in the restaurant industry, or being a literal rat), you have no place pursuing this dream. Also, raw talent can only get you so far, and skill and passion existing in the right balance is key.” I’ve been thinking about this for seventeen years. I’m breaking my silence

[m1stm3]

mdni :p

choso thanking u when he cums in ur pussy….. he’s all whiny and flushed, unshed tears stinging his eyes as he thrusts into you. he’s gripping at whatever part of your body he could get to, your tits, your tummy, your thighs — his brain can’t decide what to do with his hands even while he’s in the throes of pleasure. it was cute, you would’ve teased him about it if you weren’t in the same state as him.

“fuck, i’m gonna-” his breath hitches and cuts him off, though you knew what he meant. you could feel him about to pull out and let out a whine of protest, wrapping your legs around his waist so he stopped moving. he looked at you with a confused expression, looking almost akin to a puppy with the way he cocked his head to the side slightly.

his eyes widened when you begged him to cum inside of you in that pretty voice of yours. how could he ever refuse you?

suddenly your knees are being pressed to your chest and his thrusts become more erratic, desperately chasing his high so he can do what you asked. he’s babbling almost incoherently, completely pussydrunk. “fuck- thank you, baby, thank you so much… gonna fill you up so good, i promise.”

he hides his face in your neck when he cums, whispering thank you’s into your skin like a mantra. he stays like that for a second, his weight a pleasant warmth as he slumps against you while recovering from his high.

“can i… can i do that again? please?” his voice is so soft. tentative, as if he was afraid of you rejecting him. you only nod in response, still catching your breath from the last round.

how could you ever say no when he was so polite?

[happyheidi]

𝗂𝗀: 𝗃𝗎𝗅𝗂𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺𝖼𝗂𝗍𝗅𝖺𝗅𝗂

[starscream-is-my-wife]

LL Megatron gets transported to the G1 cartoon (pre movie) guns don't kill anyone, everyone is more focused on their one liners then battle, wizards are real, days dont mean anything, what a silly universe

[wesaier]

Sir Crocodile

[chloesimaginationthings]

William Afton has top tier FNAF parenting skills

[neurotoxic-yuri]

srtksktstktktkdyyxgxhxhxetsrsrh going feral thinking about the themes of Bloodborne from a newfound perspective

[socvincjpeg]

The book of bill website is open and typing in breakup/divorce gets you..

bro...