behind every hot girl is an emotionally devastating, gut wrenching, absolutely heartbreaking ship she’ll never get over
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i cannot wait to binge watch season 6 of selling sunset. them white women + chelsea are so fake LMFAO. seeing rich white women in they natural habitat, always entertaining. i’m both happy and sad that christine is apparently not gonna be on this season, i can’t stand that bitch but she’s great television.
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Gilbert Gottfried did a pitch Perfect Andrew Dice Clay impression:
I think at some point in the late 80s or early '90s I saw him do this bit, and ever since then that has been the only Andrew Dice Clay that lives in my head.
"HICKORY DICKORY DOCK [UNINTELLIGIBLE] OHHH!"
It's so much better than the real thing.
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Last summer I was on a very expedited acid come up at a music festival and my entirely unaware mother thousands of miles away was at costco and texted me incredulous at how they already had halloween stuff out for sale in the summer but all I saw was a message preview of a giant 10 foot tall skeleton with glowing eyes and "can u believe it??"
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Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
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Ratatouille would have been a better and potentially much more interesting story if Remy had partnered with Collette instead of Linguini. Two underdogs with talent and passion forced to maintain a dangerous ruse. Fiercely independent Collette giving up temporary control of her body to a creature who, despite the insanity of a rat wanting to cook professionally, she can relate to on a personal level and who she does want to teach. The inner conflict of wondering if Remy’s growing talents are eclipsing her own, if the praise their food is earning belongs more to him than to her. Her guilt over feeling resentment and jealousy towards this little guy who wouldn’t have a hope of realizing his talents if not for her trust and protection. Both of them unraveling the mystery of that sweet but bumbling kitchen boy with the obvious crush on Collette being Gusteau’s secret son, and working together to thwart the new evil owner’s plans to stop Linguini from claiming his birthright. The message of the movie not being this weird, almost smug “some people are born with talent, some people aren’t, and that’s how being a ~great artist~ works”, but something more like, “if you have a dream, you deserve to pursue it, and be supported and encouraged in your pursuit of it, even if other people tell you that, because of some intrinsic aspect of yourself or the circumstances you were born in (like being a human woman in the restaurant industry, or being a literal rat), you have no place pursuing this dream. Also, raw talent can only get you so far, and skill and passion existing in the right balance is key.” I’ve been thinking about this for seventeen years. I’m breaking my silence
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srtksktstktktkdyyxgxhxhxetsrsrh going feral thinking about the themes of Bloodborne from a newfound perspective
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The book of bill website is open and typing in breakup/divorce gets you..
bro...
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Is it actually possible to transfer my iPhone camera roll to an external hard drive or am I going to have to die
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There's actually something really important about the fact that Bruce hates guns for good reasons but still understands that's its important for himself and the robins to know how to handle them safely which is why I absolutely hate it when some writers today try to retcon it so that Bruce doesn't teach the robins to handle guns
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