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you guys know butch =/= taking T right? you guys know dyke masculinity is not correlated to being transmasc right? you guys know that even your silly jokes where you flatten butchness to taking T/being transmasc is extremely transmisogynistic right?
#ok to rb#rolling my fucking eyes that every 3 weeks at LEAST someone has to fucking say something like this#cause it's all “oh we love transfem dykes we love transfem butches” but then some fucking bitch comes out of the woodwork going#“haha butch is when on T” and all the TME dykes clap incessantly and hoot and holler while Actively showing that they are not safe for#any trans woman who is not Hyper Feminine 🙃#a d no im not gonna be nice about this. you guys know better. do better. seriously. why is the joke funny?? think for 2 seconds??#and im feeling really bitchy about it as someone who loves transfem butches so much that it hurts and i dont understand how you guys can sit#here flaming over the most Obvious Expressions of transmisogyny while REFUSING to unpack the fact that YOU ARE PERPETUATING THE SAME#TRANSMISOGYNISTIC RHETORIC IN YOUR “NOT THAT SERIOUS” “”“JOKES”“”#and the fact that a bunch of ppl who engage in this shit will inevitably interact with this post and lat themselves#and not even fucking examine ur behaviors. if u arent a trans woman reading this frankly you NEED to examine ur behaviors. idfc how many#trans girls youve fucked or dated or sexted or are friends with. put ur personal stats and ego to the side and DO BETTER#celebrity bun
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@ my classmates
#i joked that i was secretly half cat and someone said ‘oh ur one of those….’#one of those cats? one of those meow meows? yeah#alterhuman#nonhuman#otherkin#catkin#felinekin#cat therian#feline therian#feline theriotype#therianthropy#alterhuman community#therian community
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Here's my controversial opinion; if you're trying to write Bruce as a non-abusive, good parent, you should also write him respecting his kids' privacy, boundaries, and not stalking&surveying them.
#my dc posting#dc#batfamily#batman#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#looking thru ur kids phone tracking them giving them no privacy etc etc is deeply damaging#but yall aint ready for the ''stalking is their love language' is super toxic' conversation </3#also can we retire the JL being completely chill about it. 'batman just knows things' not being bothered their secret identities were found#out etc can we. stop coddling the batfam#i just need someone anytime to please just call them out like 'hey dont fucking surveil me' like that is actually extremely unethical#and its frankly not hard to write a batman who doesnt invade his kids privacy n boundaries etc#controversially when reading fic where theyre supposed to be healthy n getting along i want to actually feel like its deserved n good for t#hem#instead of sitting there going 'woo thats toxic' 'oh that even worse' 'why are we passing over all that'. like i dont wanna be thinkin they#should go no-contact when its supposed to be fuffy n good :(#like if you can write away the hitting n other abuse why is this the one thing that just must always stay#like genuinely it aint hard to write a parent not stalking their children. actually maybe i should remind you all that stalking is not good#or funny#like i feel like w all the joking some of us are actually forgetting its not good. ever. like absolutely never dont stalk ppl#eh idk. this is why i cant stay in any one fandom too long bc i start developing Opinions which inevitably make me hostile to like#90% of the fandom's content 😔
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no puedo más .....
#the pout oh ur joking#like is he kidding#im going crazy#purinfelix#jet rambles 𖦹#franco colapinto#franco#colapinto#fc43#williams#williams racing#formula one
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something something Logan "my best friend on the grid is Oscar" Sargeant
and Oscar "I know Lando the best" Piastri
and Lando "Oscar doesn't play golf or Padel (like me and Carlos)" Norris
and Carlos "most physically affectionate with Charles" Sainz
and Charles "my best friend on the grid is Pierre" Leclerc
and Pierre "why are you all so weird about your teammates I fucking hate my teammate" Gasly
#another day another time pierre beats the gay for ur teammate allegations#fuck wait I forgot about yuki post cancelled pierre also doesn't beat the gay for ur teammate allegations#kevin magnussen you are our only hope#formula 1#formula one#f1#lando norris#mclaren#ferrari#charles leclerc#logan sargeant#oscar piastri#carlos sainz#pierre gasly#also before u say 'oh oh but fin carlos was physically affectionate with lando too' shut up. you ever think about that.#my joke wouldn't land unless i could get to charles and that was the only way i could think of it's past midnight brain no worky
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People will talk about how Lizzie ships smallidarity (based) but nobody’s talking about that scene in Last Life where she confirms scottishbeans is canon and everyone refused to talk about it lol. She said that Joel loves Scott and well are you gonna say that his own wife doesn’t know when he likes someone? Checkmate. Joel has a crush on Scott canon.
#trafficshipping#scottishbeans#majorbeans#trafficblr#to be clear. this is a joke. well. mostly. I DO find it interesting that nobody talks about it lol. guess it was just the one scene.#basically for those who don’t know: Scott said ‘ur husband keeps trying to kill me’#and Lizzie responded ‘oh he does that to me too it’s a sign that he loves you’ and they just move on like. ok?#this explains why Joel’s hatred of Scott seems to have come out of nowhere. its cuz he’s got a crush on him. thanks Lizzie.
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Suki - Chimera Falin amv
I present before you: The Chimera Falin Edit.
#This took me like prolly 6 or so hours to do so feast well y'all and take ur meds and drink water#had to get in that “WOAH HEY” somehow#tiddies out for falin (and marcille she would love to see them)#anime watchers not finna get the uardlle joke but manga readers y'all BETTER LAUGH OR ITS BACK TO NO CONTENT.#if the manga readers dont laugh im never finna acknowledge them again and this will be their only acknowledgement from me good day /jjjj#if you caught the lesbian flag being in front of marcille at the end you are entitled to a kiss on the forehead and a membership to the +#farcille fanclub below#fun fact: I had to MAKE THAT FUCKING MARCILLE REACTION IMAGE MYSELF WHY WAS IT NOT ALREADY A THING#TOOK UP SO MUCH TIME.#also thank whoever reads the tags y'all are my favorite pookies#farcille#falin thorden#falin dungeon meshi#falin dunmeshi#falin touden#dungeon meshi#marcille donato#marcille dunmeshi#marcille dungeon meshi#marcille x falin#falin x marcille#chimera falin#falin chimera#faligon#dragon falin#delicious in dungeon amv#falin delicious in dungeon#marcille delicious in dungeon#oh also ig toshiro is here but i dont care about that man good night.#if you saw this last tag im literally giving you a kiss.
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antoine + étoiles insane moments, p.2. aka the ass saga. p1 here
transcript + context for some of the clips below
[Video Transcript:
[First clip plays.]
Rivenzi: You want to see Etoiles’ ass, of course…
Antoine: Yeah, I’m gonna stare at your ass, Etoiles…
Etoiles: Fuck, what dread, during Popcorn [a talkshow Etoiles had been invited on the previous week], when I went up to the map and you said that, and I thought ‘whoa—‘
Antoine: Sorry
[Second clip plays: the moment during Popcorn]
PA/Domingo: Antoine Daniel has posted a tweet for us: ‘I wanted to look at this map of Africa, but Etoiles’ ass in the shape of a standing bell is driving me crazy. Smiley face with eyes in the shape of hearts.’
[Third clip plays: a continuation of the first clip.]
Antoine: Sorry, bro…
Ponce: Oh but that tweet, besides
Rivenzi: A standing bell…
Antoine: What’s more is that I never tweet and when I do it’s to tweet this sort of shit
Ponce: That’s exactly what I told myself. When PA read the tweet, I thought to myself, ‘but he never tweets!’ And he tweets to talk about Etoiles’ ass
Antoine: There needs to be a good reason, you see
[Fourth clip plays: a clip from the Team du Lundi’s minecraft server.]
JDG: Someone (in chat) said, ‘I can’t tell whether the atmosphere is good tonight or—‘
Antoine: It sucks, it sucks
Florence: You don’t need to ask every time, it always sucks
Baghera: Always sucks. Especially when Etoiles talks about ass [which had been a previous topic of discussion for him that night]
Antoine: Stooop, I enjoy it
Mynthos: You enjoy it?
JDG: It’s true tonight that it’s more weird than bad
Antoine: I like it when Etoiles talks about ass….
[Fifth clip plays: a second and different clip from Popcorn.]
Etoiles: —you’re not allowed to tell me that [Xari claimed to not know much about cinema]. I know you, I studied, because you’re my rival [in pop culture]. I really enjoy what you do in life, Xari, and you’re really knowledgeable about cinema
Antoine: What do you mean he’s your rival? And I’m just shit?
Etoiles: You, you’re my lover
Antoine: Oh yeah, sorry, my bad
PA/Domingo: One of the three is gonna die soon. There’s a whole situation, there’s a whole lore
[Sixth clip plays: a clip from the QSMP.]
Antoine: Don’t you want to get married, dude?
Etoiles: Well, I don’t have the time to fuck
Antoine: What the fuck?!
Etoiles: I don’t have time to fuck, dude. I just need to kill everyone
Antoine: No but just a marriage, you see. You’ve watched Game of Thrones— you haven’t watched Game of Thrones, you can’t know how marriages work in that series
Etoiles: I’ve watched it, but I’m married to the street, dude. I can’t give out my heart that quickly
Antoine: Yeah but you can give out your ass quickly, no?
Etoiles: No, frankly, my ass—
Antoine: What the fuck?!
Etoiles: Giving out your ass takes time, dude
Antoine: What the fuck…
Etoiles: Then again, I need to think about it. I’ll give you my answer. I need to discuss, and everything
Antoine: I’m tired of getting betrayed. You get married with someone else—
Etoiles: Never in a million years!
Antoine: —it’s like yesterday. Apparently Maximus got the mic from his ass removed while I wasn’t there. I was supposed to be the one to do it
Etoiles: Oh okay, so I’m your second choice?
[Overlapping]
Antoine: No! It was just to help him—
Etoiles: No, but, okay
Antoine: He got— listen—
Etoiles: There’s no problem!
Antoine: Fuck, nevermind
Etoiles: There’s no issue! Oh, so you’re opening my chest and stealing?
Antoine: I was just looking! Out of curiosity
Etoiles: Yeah, that’s it
Antoine: I don’t even understand what’s in it
Etoiles: Yeah, out of curiosity. Dude, your opinion on my cave?
Antoine: Well frankly it’s big
end Video Transcript.]
#antoine daniel#etoiles#étoiles#jay clips#qsmp#<- this is an appropriate tag wait till the end . it makes up half the video too#4/08/2024#le fameux bol tibétain d’étoiles…. traduit pour les inters#and i call it a saga here because the clips here span from early 2021 to mid 2023#you know the first clips are old because antoine is still using twt at that point#not included here; a zlan 2024 clip where étoiles yells ‘fuck me in the ass’ (french) at antoine 👍#also not included ; a serveur du lundi clip where étoiles jokes about antoine having a leash at home#antoine denying this and étoiles saying ‘well i spent a weekend at your place’#????????? yeah sure why not#ALSO re the qsmp clip antoine brought up the marriage possibility after hearing about the upcoming spiderbit wedding <3#bro sounds so fucking needy in the clip it’s sending me . how can i make this into qantoine lore……. this WAS the period where things were#slowly changing within the french dynamic (aka . they were meeting and talking to new people) and qantoine was growing increasingly paranoi#about trusting people then……. him trying to hold onto someone he loves dearly because he’s not sure if he can keep up with him…..#anw some other translation type notes read if ur interested in that:#wasn’t quite sure on the best way to translate ‘l’angoisse’ here . i went with ‘dread’#literally it translates to ‘anxiety/anguish/dread/etc’ but it’s used in a very flippant way in slang#so anguish felt a bit strong here . when someone says ‘oh l’angoisse’ about something it’s usually to mean an uncomfortable or unusual#scenario . but the intensity of that very much varies#OH ALSO : if anyone wants the sources to each of these clips lmk#i may just add them here later when im less tired#insuline & nicotine
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am i really a clique artist if i haven’t draw THE pic of tyler
#THIS IS A JOKE BTW#DRAWING THIS PIC ISNT A QUANTIFIER OF IF UR A CLIQUEARTIST OR NOT#imho i’m an artist who does clique art i’m nowhere near Enough to be A Cliqueartist#this is just a funny haha#maybe i’m overthinking idk i had An OCD Incident this morning so am a bit frazzled#anyway meant i could hyperfocus and finish this tho so not all bad haha!#everything’s fine#oh i need to shut up#art2 and craft2#clique art#tyler joseph#twenty one pilots#tøp#blurryface
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why is arcane, a show about two sisters, suddenly about two men? jayce and viktor were important, yes, but they were a background story. in season 2, jinx was manic pixie dream girled and vi was just absolutely ignored, all in favor of jayce and viktor's storyline? don't get me wrong i love jayvik but the excuse "some characters were more interesting than others" DOES NOT sit right with me. as a writer, i have characters who i don't like as much anymore, but that doesn't mean i'm going to give them a shitty plotline, strip their agency, and make a fool of them
#arcane#arcane critical?#yall know i love arcane but so sometimes i get a lil mad at the way they handled vi#vi my bby#she deserved so much better#jinx too!#dear riot pls dont make ur characters jokes#oh wait they already did
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bro some of the aftg police gotta calm down and just let the characters (neil josten) be cunts.
#like they're not meant to measure up to our well-adjusted standards of morality#they're not meant to be entirely unproblematic#every time someone says “neil was so wrong for this!” well yeah that's the fucking point sherlock#jfc i need people to stop hating neil josten THIS IS LITERALLY THE NEIL JOSTEN SHOW™#idk i've just been seeing sm neil criticism lately#like ok sorry i'm different i support neil's rights but most importantly i support neil's wrongs.#fuck off oh my god#like with all due respect this is the neil josten show™ so if u don't like him ur not in the right place#i jest#for legal reasons this is a joke#but like#i'm being so fr rn#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#zoe yaps
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they'll get it right relatively soon!
shout-out to @sillywabbits for saying that back when I was deciding on a name for Rhys! lmao
#daycare attendant fnaf#daycare attendant sun#sun x y/n#sun x oc#sundrop x y/n#sundrop x oc#masc y/n#doombop!#my art#rhys#gently putting forth that I dont intend on writing Sun “mean”. !~ if you gave the fic a read. tried to subtly imply y/n (rhys) isn't -#greeeaatt with the animatronics. i like the idea of building something from “oh. huh. guess i was wrong. time to re-learn you i guess.” lool#honestly if someone's response to jokes is “sorry if you're upset-” when ur just goofin off id get “??????” too ASJFKSKD#doombop! spoilers#<- just in case!
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this is so so funny. u cant possibly b that stupid
#slw mad bc hes the transandrophobia truther zionist w the victim complex innit#calling me transphobic while wishing death on a trans guy over a joke post 🤔🤔#that one kid in the notes being like 'oh so im not REALLY trans bc im a minor living in an abusive family and cant transition?'#i never said ur not trans but u might just b illiterate
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The last anon is incorrect abt a new QNA but the QNA was posted 4 weeks ago by Galaxycon. Video titled named five nights at Freddy’s cast QNA at 25:16
GUYS….HBCDEJHWBH
#WAS SHE JOKING ABOUT LAST TIME OR IS SHE FR😭😭😭😭😭#OH MY GODDDD#pandas.txt#pandas asks#save#gregory#I CANT BE FOOLED AGAIN BRO#THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON UR A LIFESAVER!!!!
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reaves saying he's never seen a young goalies get days off the way woll does.... even in jest... is just so....or
#like get him off my team actually u annoying shit lmfao#i hate that mentality so bad but especially when its a goalie who is picking up the slack for injuries#and HE doesnt even play half the nights and when he does he plays sub eight minutes#what a monumental fucking loser#DONT CARE IF ITS JOKES THE FACT THAT UR MIND WOULD EVEN GO THERE TO JOKE#or to do it in front of this stupid media sphere smh#its the same shit as old ppl thinking u havent worked hard enough to earn ur time off or respect now like ur a clown retire oh my god#young guys wont even fight u so ur purpose has passed u up#useless bye
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i need more bottom/sub harry enthusiasts to follow 😭 why does everyone want harry to be in charge, harry doesn't even want to be in charge, why cant he be the one taken care of? why does nobody take care of him 🥺
#tiktok trend where the camera accidentally flips to harry posting this#in gay court: he's a pillow princess ur honor#he's like so naturally awkward and everyone's like oh alpha male harry he's just so beastly and primal he's such a MAN#erm i disagree☝️🤓#<< that's also harry talking#bottom harry#this is all jokes lol i don't want to talk about sex stuff with friends but if u have good fics to recc i'll read them!
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