#OH OH OH I AM DOING OK BTWW!!

[teddybeartoji]

calling satoru a good girl and its the hardest he's ever been in his entire life :3

ANYWAY HAI MICKEY BOO . IM GOING ON VAYCAYYY AND I JS GOT MY HAIR DONE AND OMG . YOURE FACE IS SO PRETTY POLEASE LET ME SIT ON IT NEOWWWWWW . HAND IN MARRIAGE . how are you on this wonderful day cutie :P <3

CALLING SATORU A GOOD GIRLL!!!!!!!!!

I WANNA DO IT SOOOOO SOOO SO BAD JJ:((((((((((((((( HE WOULD BE SO INTO IT OHH MY GODDD i don't think he'd know it though.. like it would be such a surprise to him too when you call him that jokingly and his eye just twitches bc HMMMM🤭🤭🤭HE'S SO CUTE I NEED TO SQUEEZE HIM .

OMGGG!!!!! YOU GOING ON A VACATION?? THAT'S SO EXCITINGG!! where are you going if it's ok to ask?? AND YOU GOT YOUR HAIR DONE TOO EEEEEE YOU'RE LIVING THE DREAM RN HEHEHEHE I'M GLAD YOU'RE HAVING FUN ANGEL!!!!!!!! PFFFFFF MY FACE IS PRETTY WAHHH PLSS YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME BLUSH AGAIN🙈🙈ILYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ambrosesystem]

⸝⸝ 𓂃 𝙎𝙔𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙈 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙍𝙊 𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙏 .ᐟ

uh . damn how do we do this shit . ok so we're gonna just give like . basic info ? also this will be updated sometimes and stuff ! so ! take that as u will . also this isn't gonna include everyone . . .

⋮ haiii cough my name isss eliiii im a tmasc tboy trans im trnasgener male he/him prns ❗❗❗ im the host . methinks ? yea also im gay boys boykisser umm . sigh tag = #eli is rambling

⋮ name: kangel / ame . , fictive btw :3 any prns + neos that u think fit me are fine <3 ^ _ ^ oh btw im tfemmasc alsooo uhhh pan and gray ace? idkk... idc ^ 0 ^ myy tag is #internet angels blessings !

⋮ basil . fictive?? maybe?? . he/him . bi ???? idk . tag is #:basil

⋮ anahera ^ _ ^ prns?? uhh. . . it/she <3 also alterhuman . . aroace? i guess . tag is # - anahera .

⋮ fischl ! fictive she / it / any neos that may fit ace + biromantic tag is #; prinzessin talks .

⋮ HELOO!!!! my namee is aya! :3 im a bi tgirl nnnn my prns are she/it btww ^ _ ^ my taggg isssss #aya speaks!!!

⋮ saya. fictive. (saya no uta) it/she? tag = #-saya ^ _ ^

⋮ ei. not a fictive btw . i just think ei's design is pretty and i like her name transfemmasc / transmascfem . . any pronouns but he/she are preferred. dont care abt sexuality and stuff so i suppose unlabeled . tag is #ei speaks

⋮ aza! also alterhuman hehe :3 she/it trraaaannsssbiiaaannn tag is #-aza

⋮ meiiii is m namee im a trans bi(?) catgirlthing :33c she/mew #mei!!! is my taggg ^ _ ^

⋮ TRIXIEEE!!!! transmascfem xenogender thing.,, it/any neos u think fittt :3333 . . . . ummm tag is #trixie rambles

⋮ akari. she/it. alterhuman. aroace. genderrr..?? ????? #akari talks

⋮ tobias .. he/him uh. bi. tag is #-tobias

⋮ dezi!!! woohooo!! haii!!!! :3 alterhuman,, agender,, aroace!!! tagg isss #dezi bites u ^ _ ^

ok. thats . . it 4 now . BTW!!! if u don't want me (eli) to answer ur ask just like . tell me . like in the bottom of ur ask you can just put "(name)" or smth idk whatever u wanna do .

[mysaldate]

hii! in honour of valentine's day, can you please give me some pick up lines the demons/demon slayers would say✌🥺 have a good day btww!

I’m terribly sorry for getting to you this late! There’s a lot of characters and as you all know, I was on a bit of an unwilling hiatus lately. Hopefully, I will be able to make up for the wait with this. Some of them will have more than one pick up line, some of them will even have serious ones since I felt like it would be better that way than to just meme my way through.

Demons and Demon Slayers Pick up Lines

Demons

Muzan: Not only would I kill for you but I would die for you all the same.Or: Do you prefer men or women? I just want to know how to boost my chances with you.

Kokushibou: My eyes are only on you.Or: My blood art is called Flesh sword. Want me to impale you?

Douma: I’ve been guiding people to paradise my whole life but only now did I finally find my own.Or: You’re lucky I’m not hungry because you sure are a snack!

Akaza: You should get a tattoo like me because you just stole my heart.Or: Wanna play basketball? Your hands can be the basket and I’ll give you the balls.

Hantengu: Every last bit of me likes you. Including the one that hates everyone.Or: I’d ask you out but you would most likely say no so I’ll just sit here and cry over a bottle of vodka and a whole chocolate cake. If you change your mind, I’ll share with you.

Nakime: I can make you fall for me in more ways than one.

Gyokko: Something’s fishy – you’re not dating me yet!Or: Wanna hold hands? I’ve got six of them!

Daki: Most humans are disgusting but you’re not so bad.

Gyutaro: The benefit of dating me is you would never have to worry about anyone wanting to steal me away from you.

Kaigaku: (before we get to him, here, have my exact thought process)

Kaigaku: You thought your first kiss would be Zenitsu but it was I, Kaigaku!Or: I’m gonna eat your peaches like no one has before.

Enmu: I’d like to drive my train in your station tonight.Or: Let’s see... This is like a dream for me. To die by your hand in person. And I so enjoyed hearing the other demons’ last gasps! I feel so blessed! Because I love to see others in despair and agony. Because it’s like a dream come true for me. I thank you for leaving me for last! (that was a pick-up line and you cannot convince me otherwise)

Rokuro: I was meaning to ask you out but then I realized how incredibly stupid that would be. I’ll leave you alone forever now.

Wakuraba: Damn, I’m losing my head over you.

Mukago: I accidentally bought two tickets to a scary movie so I’m looking for a cuddle partner right now. You interested?

Rui: Let’s play house. I could be your boyfriend.

Kamanue: Sure, it’s easy for you to say you can do better but what am I supposed to do when I want the best?

Sister Spider demon: My thread may be smooth as silk but good luck getting out of it once you’re tied to my bed.

Brother Spider demon: You know, my poison isn’t the only thing I can fill you with.

Father Spider demon: (Honestly, I have no idea. He isn’t exactly well-spoken. My best guess is he would just throw you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and take you with him.)

Mother Spider demon: I hope you like bad girls because I am bad at everything!

Kyogai: They say you can’t write what you don’t know. Would you like to help me write the most romantic story ever?

Susamaru: Even if you say no, I will hug you with all my eight limbs like a giant spider until you go out with me.Or: I’d let you play with my balls any day.

Yahaba: If you don’t come to me on your own, I can simply make you, you know?

Swamp demon: We’re a package deal of everything you may ever need – the voice of reason, the voice of emotion and the voice that will break your enemies’ eardrums.

Hand demon: Ever heard of kitsune udon? Would you like me to make some for you?

Temple demon: I ain’t no saint but damn do I pray you’re single!

Tamayo: Eternity is a curse but by your side, I wouldn’t mind staying cursed forever.Or: If I weren’t already obsessed with ruining the life of another person, you would be on top of my list.

Yushiro: Lady Tamayo might have competition in you soon, you better watch out.

Nezuko: It doesn’t matter if the sun doesn’t burn me because your smile is much brighter anyway!

Demon Slayers

Yoriichi: I couldn’t slay Muzan but you, I am quite sure I can.

Jiggoro: It may be hard and it may be painful but after this hellish training is completed, our garden will be magnificent!

Urokodaki: I’m very good with children. Some of them even lived beyond their sixteenth birthday.

Shinjuro: At least if you marry me, you’ll get two great sons to compensate.

Uzui: I’m opening up the applications for my fourth wife position. Interested?

Himejima: Though I lived in a temple, I am not exactly a monk. I have made no celibacy promise.

Kyojuro: Darling, you set my heart ablaze!Or: Would you like to see my crimson red blade?

Obanai: Are you a snake charmer, because I sure am charmed.

Mitsuri: In the name of love, please go out with me!

Muichiro: I lost my phone number. Could I get yours?

Shinobu: You believe in female supremacy? Good.

Kanae: Let’s start as friends and maybe we can work our way up? Let’s work hard!

Genya: You know, demons aren’t the only thing I can eat really well.

Tanjiro: You smell really nice. Would you mind if I got a taste as well?

Sanemi: I will not share my ohagi with you but that doesn’t mean I don’t care, ok? Just so we’re clear.

Giyuu: As the water pillar, I know a lot about making people wet. Especially with tears.

Zenitsu: PLEASE MARRY ME OR I’LL DIE ALONE!Or: Do you like bad boys? No? Oh, thank goodness!

Inosuke: Among the boars, I would sing for you and give you lots of hugs and attention. Will you let me try even though you’re human?

Kanao: The coin told me to say yes to whatever request you may have. Pick wisely.Or: I was told to follow my heart. And it lead me to you.

Murata: I’m a completely average guy but sometimes that’s better than someone special, right?

Aoi: I may be frail but I can handle brats like you just like you deserve – with lots of love and strict training routine.