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Look at Matthew Porretta Respectfully Challenge (GONE WRONG) (I LOST)
Deadbeat (Season 2, Episode 9)
#matthew porretta#deadbeat#Matthew biscotti#OH GREAT HEAVENS#he nakey#look at him respectfully challenge#I lost#screaming crying throwing up#no reason to be blushing and giggling at this old man but here i am#dude was nearly 30 in ‘97 i wish i wasn’t so busy being born#OH NO HE’S HOT 😭😭😭#my lil wifey is just 😭😭😭
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cw: pro-hero bakugo, reader has boobs, kind of explicit/nsfw? idk i describe boobs, reader is smaller and shorter than bakugo, unedited sawry
bakugo's muscle tee looks as ill-fitting as it'll ever be draped over you.
there are reasons for this, perfectly founded and logical reasons for why that is—the main one being that, it's, well, his; two, maybe even three sizes larger than what it should be to fit you properly.
but, he can't stop staring, and there are reasons for that too—the main one being that, it's his, and yet, the only way he can ever imagine it now is when it's being worn by you.
your hips sway to the song you've been humming for the past five minutes. it's the same one, the chorus on a perpetual loop. he's sure it's the only part you know; you do this often enough that it's the only part he knows now, too.
the hem of his tee hits right at the top of your thighs, concealing just enough to tease, but he’s confident that if you reach up even the slightest bit for the cupboard overhead, there'll be nothing to hide.
he feels a little bit like a creep like this, watching as he stands in the middle of your shared living room, but it's impossible too look away—you've got to be doing this on purpose, right?
heat flares inside of him when you turn your body ever so slightly, the armhole of his muscle tee large enough to give him the clearest view of skin—
he gulps.
it's smooth, sloping just right; the side view of your under boob curves into its perfect shape and he can imagine it, feel—
(is this considered perving if he's been with you for years?)
the pan in front of you sizzles as you plop in god knows what. you pour in something from the side and wait, one hand propped on the hip you pop out. then, you pick up the pan, attempting to flip what's inside (probably a pancake, now that he thinks about it).
it’s hard to focus on what you’re cooking though, especially when all he sees is plump flesh jiggling, bouncing as you further agitate the pan.
he just got the pants of this suit readjusted, and now they're fucking tight.
bakugo normally runs hot; it’s kind of part of his dna. but this warmth is different, flushing him from head to toe. it creeps up the side of his neck, painting the tips of his ears a blooming red.
you turn around then, plopping the pancake on the plate atop the counter behind you.
"oh! you're done," you greet him with a smile. so. fucking. casually.
as if your tits aren't fucking peaking against the gray fabric of his tee.
as if you think he buys the fake innocence poorly concealing that sly, conniving look in your pretty eyes.
as if you aren't standing in front of him in his muscle tee, wearing nothing underneath it like you didn’t do this on purpose. like you don’t know what it fucking does to him.
his eyes squint suspiciously, deep vermillion staring straight into yours.
you tilt your head, the tips of your lashes kissing the top of your cheekbones as you blink. you reach for a bottle of honey.
“everything okay?” you ask, voice syrupy, sickeningly sweet.
your movements play in front of him languidly, the corner of your lips curling up slightly as you smirk. honey catches on your finger as you pop open the bottle cap.
he’s supposed to be out the door in five minutes if he wants to make it in time for a meeting at the agency. technically, he should already be there if he wants to keep up his track record of consistently being fifteen minutes too early.
but you start to approach him, rounding the kitchen island. there’s a narrow space between him and the slab of marble, but you slide into it like it was made for you.
he’s certain it was, from the way the tip of your nose brushes against his as you tiptoe. your tits are right fucking there, brushing against the skintight material of his suit.
there’s too much fucking fabric if you ask him, between cotton and spandex.
your grin widens, and he feels hot, the heat from his cheeks radiating.
then you whisper, still saccharine, “breakfast is ready,” before kissing him on the lips lightly. a short peck, soft in the way that promises more before you slip away, giggling in your retreat.
he huffs, watching you leave. his feet shift as he thinks.
five minutes, huh?
like hell he’s going to eat these damn pancakes for breakfast today.
#bakugo x reader#bakugo katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#bnha x reader#mha x reader#ALWAYS GOING TO PUSH FOR THE BKG CLOSET PERV AGENDA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#he HAAAAAAAAATES that he feels this way BUT LIKE ALL HERO STORIES START WITH: his body moves on its own 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️#he tries to restrain it sooooo hard#but i think when youve been together a while something shifts in him#he still gets flustered!! still gets so hot and embarrassed about it!!! but i think he grows comfortable#with the idea that he /can/ act on it. that it isn’t shameful if he does.#so i think the big difference between a pining bakugo and being in a relationship w him#esp a long term one#is the fact that his reactions are still very much the same#but his actions become more proactive when he feels more secure in the relationship#and i adore the idea of a reader who loves teasing him for it#who looooves pushing his buttons#who looooooves seeing how far they can take it#and it's all fun and games and he's blushing and everything when you do it#but he gets you back so good for it. SOOOOO good. oh my god.#ok bye this was my brainrot at the gym today#rated#shotorus.bubble#bnha#katsu
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please... i am but a mere mortal woman i literally cannot handle this right now
#mine#edits#anakin skywalker#hayden christensen#darth vader#star wars#💜#his neck and jawline are just BEGGING to be kissed oh dear god#why is he sooo 😭💜#god the period cravings for hot old men never stops for me#it's SO hard for me rn you dont understAAAAND-#look at him LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT HIM LOOK-#anakin dilfwalker i will love u till the end of time 😭#if anyone wants to talk and thirst over him my askbox is open#i need to VENT™
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they r very dear to me <333
#anyways the clothes were such a struggle omg 😭😭😭 I know I messed up majorly and left stuff out (albedos jackets…..)#but liek its fine… erm#ALSO I JS REALIZED UT KINDA LOOKS LIKE ALBEDOS ERM ACTUALLYING WHICH WASNT THE IBTENTION BUT OH WELL 😭😭😭#albedo: erm akshually alchemy 🤓☝️#kaeya: wow he’s so hot and sexy#kaebedo#albedo kreideprinz#albedo#kaeya alberich#kaeya#genshin impact#genshin fanart#nicomoon69
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A POST TO SIMP FOR SEASON 7 RICK AHHHH (the photos are so bad bc i was taking pictures of my laptop☠️did I even write that right)
wet hair rick ✅
he's so FINEEEEEE MY LOOOORD
he gets more and more hot with every season (i want him so bad)
#rick and morty season 7#rick and morty#rick sanchez#rick sanchez x male reader#rick sanchez x reader#LORD HES SO FINE#i love rick sanchez so much#hugh jackman on rick and morty oh god 😭#this season is gonna be so good#i love this old man#sexy hot scientist grandpa#HIS WET HAIR#my english is so bad like always#im polish guys leave me alone#anyways i want to marry this man so bad#im wearing full rick and morty outfit today ahhh#i couldn't think about anything else in school than rick and morty istg
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ryan bergara with his stunning smile and warm, happy eyes. thought you might like to see it.
#watcher#watcher entertainment#ryan bergara#we are watcher#pod watcher#watcher pod#watcher podcasts#OH GOD#HES GORGEOUS#-> aly’s version of “OH NO HE’S HOT!!!”#I am pissed that the photo of a dog sniffing ryan’s balls is RIGHT BEHIND HIS FUCKIN HEAD THO#gonna be cropping out that photo every fuckin pod watcher 😭#wish me so much luck yall#PLEASE WATCHER MOVE THAT PHOTO IT IS RUINING MY AESTHETIC RYAN PICS
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Sad Hot Dog looking at you withf big ole eyes
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#I wanted to draw and had a different idea in mind that was sort of similar but I got this out of it#quick ish art moment?#transformers#maccadam#tf g1#hot rod#tf hot rod#g1 hot rod#he’s so colorful#he’s like a little bird that won’t shut up in my head#ms paint#rodimus#using ms paint is funni cause I get to experiment with the preset colors for stuff and it’s great#ALSO I HEARD MS PAINT IS GETTING LAYERS??? AYO???#OH YEAH AND I WANTED TO DRAW HOT ROD BECAUSE I FINALLY GOT A FIGURE OF HIM YIPPEPE#corndogyyy art#artists on tumblr#idk this is kind of like a rendered sketch? idk what to call it#also it’s reminiscent of the no bitches meme but maybe I will actually draw that another time#idk why he’s sad 😭
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Hot take: 90% of the people who are complaining about the live action ATLA either went into it wanting to complain about it or expected a perfect adaptation which they knew would never happen
#Like it’s acc good#oh but sokka isnt as funny as he was in the animation#ofc he isnt that would be so cringe to watch 😭#also a lot of the complaints about the casting are just straight up sexism lmfao#avatar#atla#avatar live action#avatar the last airbender#hot take#atla live action
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wriothesley ❖ character demo: art of improvisation
#genshin impact#genshinedit#genshinimpactedit#genshinet#wriothesley#mine*#wriothesley*#this colouring is much better than the one i did in my last set 😭#oh well it's Fine#anyways. he's hot#i used to not think he was my type but then i met him in the aq and was like yeah........... i get it now........#hopefully he comes home in 20 pulls tmr bc that's all im spending on his banner LMAO#if not i'll get him on a rerun i don't mind skipping for now
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Do you think Clyde lovers are gonna match the energy from the first round?
I hope so.
That loser deserves we world with no effort from his behalf.
#I’m all too serious about the fat pathetic loser clyde x smoking hot babe bebe propaganda#I mean it. LOOK AT THEIR POST COVID DESIGNS AND TELL ME ITS NOT THE PERFECT INTERPRETATION#I love Clyde’s pc design so much after being annoyed by it for so long#let me baby and coddle kid clyde but give me pc clyde. give me that man#I bet he’s a fucking delivery man n all#oh good please tell me at some point he gets the shoe shop#like literally right if you trim the fat off the edges of Clyde’s PC design and put glasses in him he legit looks like Roger and I think#it’s like wild that PC covid does this weird anime thing where all/the majority of the aged up designs just look like half-remodels of their#parent of the same sex. like CMON#I mean just look at craig for fuck’s sake#😭#📫💌#letterbox
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I strongly feel that in Hawk’s evil bitch s3 era he gets super into American Idiot. Stewing in his room punching the wall like no one understands me… I’m so alternative while listening to one of the biggest hit albums of the 21st century. When Demetri tells him it got a musical adaptation he gets so mad he punches Kyler
#here’s how it goes 2 me:#one day hawk shows up in a brand new hot topic hand grenade heart t shirt. gets a few compliments whatever#Demetri sees it and immediately starts looking up trivia that doesn’t cater to Hawk’s toxic macho interpretation#when he sees the stuff about St Jimmy in the musical adaptation he’s like oh my god he’s going to lose his macho shit if hears this#at lunch he stops Hawk to compliment the shirt like great album! did you see the musical? :)#Hawk’s like. the WHAT? and Demetri’s like the broadway musical of course! love that they generally get a woman to play St Jimmy! 😍#Hawk gets so angry he bluescreens#and then Kyler comes over like what is UP Hawk my dude my new dojo compatriot#Hawk turns around and punches Kyler super hard in the arm and walks away seething#that night he shreds the shirt and swears off Green Day forever bc not even St Jimmy is there for him 😭🤬.#but not b4 he watches a youtube bootleg of the musical#just for confirmation y’know?#stfu kor#post hard post fast no mercy#cobra kai#hawk cobra kai#hawk moskowitz#eli moskowitz#cobra kai season 3#Kyler park#it’s very important to me that during the brief Hawk Kyler cobra eras Hawk is just always beating the shit out of Kyler. which. deserved#demetri alexopoulos#american idiot
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HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN Photographed with NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace and featured in the article "NASCAR and Columbia Reveal a New Darth Vader-Inspired Paint Scheme" (via starwars.com)
#mine#edits#hayden christensen#hchristensenedit#haydenchristensenedit#star wars cast#starwarsblr#nascar#userthing#usersource#dailycelebs#blackandwhiteedit#fadenet#paletmblr#dailymenedit#flawlessgentlemen#mancandykings#dilfedit#dilfsource#menedit#tusermelissa#tuserlarissa#gotagastarwar#usergeo#HIS MESSY HAIRRRRRRR T_T#also he looks so hot oh my god#he so HANDSUM#😭#(also might tag people as i go bc i am stupid and i always forget to tag people T:T)
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you’d actually have to physically pry me off of him on set
#he’s so fucking hot like i need him SO BAD YALL OMG#and it’s getting bad bc why is he the first thing on my mind in the morning and any time i get a free thought#and im sitting here blushing thinking about him like chxjzkaoakslskaksks#AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON HIS SCENE WITH GABRIEL#OH BITCH — i don’t even have words#just moans honestly#COOPER PLEASE HIT MY LINE 😭😭😭😭😭😭#cooper koch#they/them movie#stu they/them#nasty remix
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im not ready we got old Tommy Shelby 💔
#tommy shelby#peaky blinders#thomas shelby#cillian murphy#my darling#he’s my darling oh wherever I will be without him 😭😭#I swear I swear if they touch him-#the loml <3#he looks so hot beside all the rants 🫠#looking at his gray hair makes me realise how far we’ve come with him and it upsets me
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I think some folks MAY have gotten the wrong idea about how I feel about Circe with some of my posts. So, to clear the air...
Homies, I love that fucked up sorceress.
I love how we're never given a reason why she turns people into animals. That's so funny and so awful. And another potion-making magic gal?!?! I love that she's just basically vibing on an island doing whatever she wants. I even love the fact that she scares Odysseus shitless! She's morally gray and that's why she's FUN.
I just sincerely hate when people try to girlboss her or have her be a victim of SA when she never was Looking at you, Miller. Especially when she was actually the one who coerced Odysseus in exchange for his men being transformed back into humans. And even then, while he was clearly afraid of her, (it's in the language of the Odyssey) she likely meant him no harm after a certain point. He just didn't know that.
Why does she need a reason to do awful things? Why can't she just be a goddess who does whatever she wants? That's the reason why I love her!!! She's fucked up!!! :D
I hate what the Telegony did to her as well! >:( You're telling me, this sorceress goddess, who makes potions (!!!) wouldn't have magic contraceptives??? Would WANT CHILDREN?!?! WITH THE PATHETIC WIFEMAN?! No. Fuck no. Eugammon of Cyrene, I have beef with you 🤬
Anyways!!! Understand all the "#anti circe" I have is simply Anti "Girlboss Circe" or the book. I genuinely think she's neat af as her morally gray, fucked up sorceress self and just get frustrated with...everything :'D
#I have these same feelings with Medea and Medusa and so many others. Penelope too. Let them do something fucked up just to be fucked up#I'm a “god forbid women do anything” in the sense of 'she did a fucked up thing. That's why she's fascinating. Don't take her awfulness#away from her!!! please! I wanna study her under a microscope!'😭#PLEASE#...I actually kind of don't like the idea of her actually caring about her nymphs :P maybe she “protects them” but like...#I see her as a “Why are all of you dancing? Oh. it's a birthday? hm okay. Just make sure your duties are done.” while not caring#whose birthday it is. She's not really shown to be close to them during the Odyssey and idk just seems in character for her to not give af#save me morally gray circe#<-making that a tag now because...yeah. She absolutely wouldn't save me though.#Mad rambles#shot by odysseus#anti madeline miller#anti circe#<-THE BOOK! I HATE THE BOOK! LET HER BE AWFUL YOU COWARDS#Why do women need to be SA'ed to be strong Miller?! >:(#...Ima say it. The pathetic wifeman is more relatable to me than Hot Snake Monster Lady when it comes to this stuff.😤#I just sincerely hate the fact that people erase what happened to him you know? It's silly but it means a lot to me.#Also I think she got bored of him immediately and simply let him chill at her place.#She's a goddess. She's got better things to do and she absolutely doesn't love him and he absolutely doesn't want her.#I don't have with Eugammon btw. He's dead and I'm exaggerating but I STILL hate the Telegony >:(#tw sa#kind of??? idk#barely mentioned but yeah#Calypso though?? Yeah. I hate her in practically everything except Pirates of the Caribbean because that's not Odyssey Calypso
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if chibnall was the one writing this season you lot would be talking VERY differently
#anti rtd#oomfs ur so right#s14 is the kinda mid that people think his era was#and yet#you throw in that razzle dazzle written by rtd and all of a sudden there's no criticisms!#or worse somehow#is how its a polite and gentle reframing of chibs criticism#like with him it was hey he ate this singular one thing But I KNOW CHIBS IS BAD HE'S TERRIBLE DONT WORRY I KNOW IT#and with rtd its oh i disliked this nonsensical and objectively bad writing but ummm guys i lOVED LOVED everything else i swear#its soooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO#it must be studied#but i knew yous were a lost cause when we had 14/15 running around calling men hot bc yes totally something the doctor just does#not ooc at allllll#bc this is how we know the doctor is queer now guys#dont you know it#i have like a million other complaints i miss being like oh hey that was mid/bad and moved on with my life 😭😭#god i think 13 era killed me bc now i do care about u hypocritical losers#rip 15ruby i wish i cared and that you had any development#ncuti millie i would like to hang out with you though#15 maybe you'll cry less next season so that the emotional scenes have impact perhaps 🙏🏾🙏🏾#ramblings of an insomniac#god i just remembered the whole real mum antics#fuck i need to go i gotta go!!!!#ps the ncuti conundrum where he's the most charismatic dr in nuwho whilst also being the worst actor is driving me nuts#idk if its the characterisation or his lack of ability in creating that inner psychology that connective tissue between his louder acting#which he's great at btw!#idk maybe that one monologue in boom made me go yes okay here we goooo#but then every other moment has been like hmmmnnnmtgodhd okay whateve#i think he needed more acting prep before he got this role bc he's got Something he could be Great but the subtle stuff is lacking#sooo hoping he can grow into that but it's giving perfect actor wrong time.... and if ur white ur not allowed to agree with me shush go away
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