#OH NO HE’S HOT 😭😭😭
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Look at Matthew Porretta Respectfully Challenge (GONE WRONG) (I LOST)
Deadbeat (Season 2, Episode 9)
#matthew porretta#deadbeat#Matthew biscotti#OH GREAT HEAVENS#he nakey#look at him respectfully challenge#I lost#screaming crying throwing up#no reason to be blushing and giggling at this old man but here i am#dude was nearly 30 in ‘97 i wish i wasn’t so busy being born#OH NO HE’S HOT 😭😭😭#my lil wifey is just 😭😭😭
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cw: pro-hero bakugo, reader has boobs, kind of explicit/nsfw? idk i describe boobs, reader is smaller and shorter than bakugo, unedited sawry
bakugo's muscle tee looks as ill-fitting as it'll ever be draped over you.
there are reasons for this, perfectly founded and logical reasons for why that is—the main one being that, it's, well, his; two, maybe even three sizes larger than what it should be to fit you properly.
but, he can't stop staring, and there are reasons for that too—the main one being that, it's his, and yet, the only way he can ever imagine it now is when it's being worn by you.
your hips sway to the song you've been humming for the past five minutes. it's the same one, the chorus on a perpetual loop. he's sure it's the only part you know; you do this often enough that it's the only part he knows now, too.
the hem of his tee hits right at the top of your thighs, concealing just enough to tease, but he’s confident that if you reach up even the slightest bit for the cupboard overhead, there'll be nothing to hide.
he feels a little bit like a creep like this, watching as he stands in the middle of your shared living room, but it's impossible too look away—you've got to be doing this on purpose, right?
heat flares inside of him when you turn your body ever so slightly, the armhole of his muscle tee large enough to give him the clearest view of skin—
he gulps.
it's smooth, sloping just right; the side view of your under boob curves into its perfect shape and he can imagine it, feel—
(is this considered perving if he's been with you for years?)
the pan in front of you sizzles as you plop in god knows what. you pour in something from the side and wait, one hand propped on the hip you pop out. then, you pick up the pan, attempting to flip what's inside (probably a pancake, now that he thinks about it).
it’s hard to focus on what you’re cooking though, especially when all he sees is plump flesh jiggling, bouncing as you further agitate the pan.
he just got the pants of this suit readjusted, and now they're fucking tight.
bakugo normally runs hot; it’s kind of part of his dna. but this warmth is different, flushing him from head to toe. it creeps up the side of his neck, painting the tips of his ears a blooming red.
you turn around then, plopping the pancake on the plate atop the counter behind you.
"oh! you're done," you greet him with a smile. so. fucking. casually.
as if your tits aren't fucking peaking against the gray fabric of his tee.
as if you think he buys the fake innocence poorly concealing that sly, conniving look in your pretty eyes.
as if you aren't standing in front of him in his muscle tee, wearing nothing underneath it like you didn’t do this on purpose. like you don’t know what it fucking does to him.
his eyes squint suspiciously, deep vermillion staring straight into yours.
you tilt your head, the tips of your lashes kissing the top of your cheekbones as you blink. you reach for a bottle of honey.
“everything okay?” you ask, voice syrupy, sickeningly sweet.
your movements play in front of him languidly, the corner of your lips curling up slightly as you smirk. honey catches on your finger as you pop open the bottle cap.
he’s supposed to be out the door in five minutes if he wants to make it in time for a meeting at the agency. technically, he should already be there if he wants to keep up his track record of consistently being fifteen minutes too early.
but you start to approach him, rounding the kitchen island. there’s a narrow space between him and the slab of marble, but you slide into it like it was made for you.
he’s certain it was, from the way the tip of your nose brushes against his as you tiptoe. your tits are right fucking there, brushing against the skintight material of his suit.
there’s too much fucking fabric if you ask him, between cotton and spandex.
your grin widens, and he feels hot, the heat from his cheeks radiating.
then you whisper, still saccharine, “breakfast is ready,” before kissing him on the lips lightly. a short peck, soft in the way that promises more before you slip away, giggling in your retreat.
he huffs, watching you leave. his feet shift as he thinks.
five minutes, huh?
like hell he’s going to eat these damn pancakes for breakfast today.
#bakugo x reader#bakugo katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#bnha x reader#mha x reader#ALWAYS GOING TO PUSH FOR THE BKG CLOSET PERV AGENDA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#he HAAAAAAAAATES that he feels this way BUT LIKE ALL HERO STORIES START WITH: his body moves on its own 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️#he tries to restrain it sooooo hard#but i think when youve been together a while something shifts in him#he still gets flustered!! still gets so hot and embarrassed about it!!! but i think he grows comfortable#with the idea that he /can/ act on it. that it isn’t shameful if he does.#so i think the big difference between a pining bakugo and being in a relationship w him#esp a long term one#is the fact that his reactions are still very much the same#but his actions become more proactive when he feels more secure in the relationship#and i adore the idea of a reader who loves teasing him for it#who looooves pushing his buttons#who looooooves seeing how far they can take it#and it's all fun and games and he's blushing and everything when you do it#but he gets you back so good for it. SOOOOO good. oh my god.#ok bye this was my brainrot at the gym today#rated#shotorus.bubble#bnha#katsu
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please... i am but a mere mortal woman i literally cannot handle this right now
#mine#edits#anakin skywalker#hayden christensen#darth vader#star wars#💜#his neck and jawline are just BEGGING to be kissed oh dear god#why is he sooo 😭💜#god the period cravings for hot old men never stops for me#it's SO hard for me rn you dont understAAAAND-#look at him LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT HIM LOOK-#anakin dilfwalker i will love u till the end of time 😭#if anyone wants to talk and thirst over him my askbox is open#i need to VENT™
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they r very dear to me <333
#anyways the clothes were such a struggle omg 😭😭😭 I know I messed up majorly and left stuff out (albedos jackets…..)#but liek its fine… erm#ALSO I JS REALIZED UT KINDA LOOKS LIKE ALBEDOS ERM ACTUALLYING WHICH WASNT THE IBTENTION BUT OH WELL 😭😭😭#albedo: erm akshually alchemy 🤓☝️#kaeya: wow he’s so hot and sexy#kaebedo#albedo kreideprinz#albedo#kaeya alberich#kaeya#genshin impact#genshin fanart#nicomoon69
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ryan bergara with his stunning smile and warm, happy eyes. thought you might like to see it.
#watcher#watcher entertainment#ryan bergara#we are watcher#pod watcher#watcher pod#watcher podcasts#OH GOD#HES GORGEOUS#-> aly’s version of “OH NO HE’S HOT!!!”#I am pissed that the photo of a dog sniffing ryan’s balls is RIGHT BEHIND HIS FUCKIN HEAD THO#gonna be cropping out that photo every fuckin pod watcher 😭#wish me so much luck yall#PLEASE WATCHER MOVE THAT PHOTO IT IS RUINING MY AESTHETIC RYAN PICS
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A POST TO SIMP FOR SEASON 7 RICK AHHHH (the photos are so bad bc i was taking pictures of my laptop☠️did I even write that right)
wet hair rick ✅
he's so FINEEEEEE MY LOOOORD
he gets more and more hot with every season (i want him so bad)
#rick and morty season 7#rick and morty#rick sanchez#rick sanchez x male reader#rick sanchez x reader#LORD HES SO FINE#i love rick sanchez so much#hugh jackman on rick and morty oh god 😭#this season is gonna be so good#i love this old man#sexy hot scientist grandpa#HIS WET HAIR#my english is so bad like always#im polish guys leave me alone#anyways i want to marry this man so bad#im wearing full rick and morty outfit today ahhh#i couldn't think about anything else in school than rick and morty istg
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Sad Hot Dog looking at you withf big ole eyes
(Please click on the image for better quality )
#I wanted to draw and had a different idea in mind that was sort of similar but I got this out of it#quick ish art moment?#transformers#maccadam#tf g1#hot rod#tf hot rod#g1 hot rod#he’s so colorful#he’s like a little bird that won’t shut up in my head#ms paint#rodimus#using ms paint is funni cause I get to experiment with the preset colors for stuff and it’s great#ALSO I HEARD MS PAINT IS GETTING LAYERS??? AYO???#OH YEAH AND I WANTED TO DRAW HOT ROD BECAUSE I FINALLY GOT A FIGURE OF HIM YIPPEPE#corndogyyy art#artists on tumblr#idk this is kind of like a rendered sketch? idk what to call it#also it’s reminiscent of the no bitches meme but maybe I will actually draw that another time#idk why he’s sad 😭
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𝐔𝐧𝐨𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐘𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐮 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐓𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐊𝐮𝐛𝐨 🩸⚔️🗡
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔#OH MY GOD MY QUEEN LOOKS SO HOT 😭😭😭😭😭😭#IM CRYYYYYYYING RN#MYYYY HEART IS BREAKING 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔#he draw all the dead characters 🥲💔#bleach#bleach tybw#unohana retsu#unohana yachiru#tite kubo#official art
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Hot take: 90% of the people who are complaining about the live action ATLA either went into it wanting to complain about it or expected a perfect adaptation which they knew would never happen
#Like it’s acc good#oh but sokka isnt as funny as he was in the animation#ofc he isnt that would be so cringe to watch 😭#also a lot of the complaints about the casting are just straight up sexism lmfao#avatar#atla#avatar live action#avatar the last airbender#hot take#atla live action
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HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN Photographed with NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace and featured in the article "NASCAR and Columbia Reveal a New Darth Vader-Inspired Paint Scheme" (via starwars.com)
#mine#edits#hayden christensen#hchristensenedit#haydenchristensenedit#star wars cast#starwarsblr#nascar#userthing#usersource#dailycelebs#blackandwhiteedit#fadenet#paletmblr#dailymenedit#flawlessgentlemen#mancandykings#dilfedit#dilfsource#menedit#tusermelissa#tuserlarissa#gotagastarwar#usergeo#HIS MESSY HAIRRRRRRR T_T#also he looks so hot oh my god#he so HANDSUM#😭#(also might tag people as i go bc i am stupid and i always forget to tag people T:T)
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wriothesley ❖ character demo: art of improvisation
#genshin impact#genshinedit#genshinimpactedit#genshinet#wriothesley#mine*#wriothesley*#this colouring is much better than the one i did in my last set 😭#oh well it's Fine#anyways. he's hot#i used to not think he was my type but then i met him in the aq and was like yeah........... i get it now........#hopefully he comes home in 20 pulls tmr bc that's all im spending on his banner LMAO#if not i'll get him on a rerun i don't mind skipping for now
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Do you think Clyde lovers are gonna match the energy from the first round?
I hope so.
That loser deserves we world with no effort from his behalf.
#I’m all too serious about the fat pathetic loser clyde x smoking hot babe bebe propaganda#I mean it. LOOK AT THEIR POST COVID DESIGNS AND TELL ME ITS NOT THE PERFECT INTERPRETATION#I love Clyde’s pc design so much after being annoyed by it for so long#let me baby and coddle kid clyde but give me pc clyde. give me that man#I bet he’s a fucking delivery man n all#oh good please tell me at some point he gets the shoe shop#like literally right if you trim the fat off the edges of Clyde’s PC design and put glasses in him he legit looks like Roger and I think#it’s like wild that PC covid does this weird anime thing where all/the majority of the aged up designs just look like half-remodels of their#parent of the same sex. like CMON#I mean just look at craig for fuck’s sake#😭#📫💌#letterbox
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this bts makes me wonder if will is gonna be shirtless in one scene, and all i can think of is mike's reaction 😭 nobody else would be gaf while he's doing his gay ass triple take again
#mike: oh no he's hot :(#quoting squidward#but it's weird bc i think he said that about his cousin lmfaoo#😭
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im not ready we got old Tommy Shelby 💔
#tommy shelby#peaky blinders#thomas shelby#cillian murphy#my darling#he’s my darling oh wherever I will be without him 😭😭#I swear I swear if they touch him-#the loml <3#he looks so hot beside all the rants 🫠#looking at his gray hair makes me realise how far we’ve come with him and it upsets me
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dostoevsky be like maslow’s hierarchy of needs but it’s just interrupting whatever it’s being narrated to specify that the young male character is hot as fuck
#no because i’m reading tbk#and he’s going so hard on how perhotin Needs to talk to hohlakov#only to be like oh and btw perhotin was young and very handsome and he Knew it#like ?? 😭 alright thanks for the clarification fyodor#the exact sameeee happened with raskolnikov#it was like he was pathetic and antisocial oh and btw he’s thin and very handsome 😋#soooo unserious but i love it like YES i need to know if x character is hot or not#actually it also applies to female characters now that i think about it#dostoevsky loved beautiful people like can you blame him#fyodor dostoevsky#crime and punishment#raskolnikov#the brothers karamazov
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you’d actually have to physically pry me off of him on set
#he’s so fucking hot like i need him SO BAD YALL OMG#and it’s getting bad bc why is he the first thing on my mind in the morning and any time i get a free thought#and im sitting here blushing thinking about him like chxjzkaoakslskaksks#AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON HIS SCENE WITH GABRIEL#OH BITCH — i don’t even have words#just moans honestly#COOPER PLEASE HIT MY LINE 😭😭😭😭😭😭#cooper koch#they/them movie#stu they/them#nasty remix
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