#OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[jaybirdscoffee]

MEGATRON STILL CALLS TWITCH LITTLE BIRD I’M GOING TO CRY

[pencil-merchant]

@mochaccino-river

isopod tea party 🥺

[paterday]

My teacher asked GBT a question instead of googling it???????????

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

[gayanimebitches]

GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET. I PUT THIS IN THE TAGS BUT IM EDITING IT INTO TBE POST TOO BC IT NEEDS TO BE HERE. THE IMPLICATIONS THAT RAE HAS SUCCESSFULLY ROMANCED HER OR AT LEAST THAT SHE QUALIFIES AS "ONE OF THE ROMANCEABLE CHARACTERS", FURTHER PROVEN BY THE FACT THAT SHE USES THE SAME DIALOGUE THAT WAS SHOWN IN THE GAME SHOTS. I AM

[torchickentacos]

[futurefind]

The other shifts form as easily as Sasume shifts water, and she almost wonders if they're about to comment on having a preference over what ass she's looking at. But they're not just running with her phrasing, but taking it literally, and it makes her mind screech to a halt like a kick to the chest.

What... the fuck? Suddenly, not for the first time, Sasume's second guessing her grasp of the local language. Had she phrased that wrong...?

She's too baffled to do more than let Qing Feng prattle as they please (though she hardly ever stops them to begin with), not even bothering to remind them she can make as many 'lanterns' as they need to see.

Then they have an idea, and Sasume briefly— briefly— is able to hope it's something normal. Instead the first kick in the chest gets followed up with a kick to the head, and her gaze flares again— not just a brown gold but amber, pupils cutting into slits.

"I am not using you as bait—!" she snarls, baring sharp teeth. "I don't care you're already dead! If you already know who the ghost is, why don't you tell me instead of running off to be a dumbass as soon as fucking possible?!"

      ⌜◈⌟    ▌ ── 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐲 𝐐𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐞𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐭. They recognize that color. Coins at the bottom of a wishing well. Twin moons glaring up from murky waters. If only they still had breath to choke on. That would be far preferable to floundering about in the riptide of past and present. Mouth opens, closes, starts to open again. And then her retort reels them back in, fish-out-of-water style. They blink. So this was how it was going to be. It's almost a relief. Picking at proverbial scar tissue just to study the anatomy of what lay beneath-- a thief dressed up as a good, a fool sitting at a table they were never invited to dine at --won't have been entirely for nothing.

      𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐬𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐬 𝐠𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫. Except now the seams hang past their shoulders, the waist cinches with nothing to accentuate, the silk burns rather than soothes. Better that it feels a little silly, a little shameful, otherwise they might grow too accustomed to playing pretend again.

      "𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲-- 𝐦𝐲-- 𝐦𝐲 𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭!" they gasp, mirroring the swordswoman's exact stance, minus their finger jabbing into her chest. "That doubly settles it. What sort of friend would I be if I left you to face this beast on your lonesome when your mind is so easily clouded by uncouth thoughts?" They raise a single brow at her, pointer finger clashing against hers so as to remove it from their bosom. Arms cross beneath said bosom as they continue to stride down this seldom-walked path. "Let's not argue. Time's already against us; the sun will go down in only a few hours' time, and we need to be able to see if we want the upper hand. But if this is the ghost I think it is, he won't come out for no good reason...."

       𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧. Suppressing their own qi was one thing. They had centuries' worth of practice with that trick. But what about hers? If this pest had a lick of sense, it wouldn't approach no matter how depraved or starved. What to do....

      "𝐀𝐡!" Qing Feng turns on their heel, fist smacking down on an open palm. "You can use me as bait. Oho, I've never been ghost bait before, but I'll bet it's pretty easy. I just need to look exceptionally pretty and exceptionally weak. I've got exceptionally pretty covered, but-- hm..." they flex one arm and pat at the bicep uncertainly. "...passable enough. What do you think?"

[gorillaxyz]

maybe i need to get more into all kinds of x men because magneto is SOOOOOOOO okay. i love this character

[vzajemnik]

save me dyke sex

[wormedw00d]

I NEED SOMEONE TO CLOCK YORU RN IM SO SERIOUS

[t4tstarvingdog]

squealing and. OAUAGAUAGG

[2oranges]

Ok what Neuvi birthday tomorrow can we blow up

[heckmate]

I’m shaking all over in a feverish sweat… PLA SYNC PAIRS IN MASTERS???? HELLO????????????

[sunflowermp4]

THE BASSLINE!!!!! THE PRODUCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theriverbeyond]

OKAY

about to see hadestown for the first time...... on a scale of 1 to 10 how much am i going to cry

[latenightwestern]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SEE GUYS IT WASNT COPIUM IT WAS MORTY CENTERED THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE