#OH M YGOD.

[skopostheorie]

GUYS. OH MY GOD. IH MY GOD.

[chrisrin]

THIS HAS TO BE REFRENCING THE CURSES LAST LIFE ANIMATIC RIGHT!!

(third paragraph!!)

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

[shouyuus]

HELP

katsuki smirking when you whine around his cock, spit dribbling out the corner of your mouth, your eyes fluttering as he jerks his hips up, his palm pressing down harder, just to watch you gag around him --

"t-that's right -- ngh - fuck --" and if it weren't for the fact that his pupils are blown out, his breath coming in short, uneven spurts, you'd barely think anything was happening, the way he's watching you with a plaintive grin on his face, his fingers fisting gently in your hair as he tugs you up and down his cock, the motion languid.

he can do this all day, he thinks, leaning back, his thighs clenching as you swallow around the head of his cock, your tongue running along the fat vein on the underside, just the way you know he likes. and, he thinks, glancing out the window at the liquid afternoon light, with one of his rare days off, bitch, he just might.

[ceixion-of-ithaca]

“Ugh..” a person had leaned on the palace walls, arms crossed, and panting like they’d just ran a marathon.

@thalia-of-ithaca (I JUST CRACKED MY NECK SO HARD I THOUGHT I WAS ABOUT TO BECOME ELPENOR.. also she/her prns for this rn)

Ceixion had just happened to be passing by, carrying a small basket of dried flowers for some project he'd been working on. He took note of this person and how out of breath they were..

"..Are you okay?"

He asked, taking a few steps closer, titling his head to the left slightly as he took in the scene.

[dawnbreakerluna]

youre fuckin joking …….. youre … you ….. i—-

[sporesgalaxy]

i nwed to read the summer that hikaru died which i already knew but now its urgent because someones au take on it for a different media property has made it abundantly clear to me that i am way too personally opinionated about bodysnatching as a queer allegory

[foursaints]

saints its breaking my heart cuz i cant picture lilyrosekiller olympics au just because i CANNOT picture evan attracted to woman. same goes with jegulily i just cant those are my two little fairy boys.

i generally agree (and i am so strict about sticking to canon-based visions of the characters!) but to me the appeal of this AU is in how different barty & evan would be from usual…

like evan would not fucking play hockey and barty would not figure skate! it makes more sense the other way around!! so i’m compelled by the question of what versions of themselves they would have to be in order for those small changes to be a possibility, and what traits they would still retain.

it’s a character study. not “he would not fucking do that” but “what external circumstances WOULD lead him to do that, and what would that look like?”

typically i don’t see evan(s) happening but like… an evan rosier that is still mostly himself, but who grew up on a sports team & thus slightly repaired his malfunctioning brain with exercise endorphins & carries himself differently as a result? it’s 100% a new possibility in my eyes. i talk about the same flavor of rosekiller a lot so it’s interesting to “swap” their circumstances and play around with the resulting changes!! barty that’s a little more fastidious. evan that’s a little more outgoing. PLAY IN THE SANDBOX WITH MEEE

[oklotea]

To anyone who cares

Or subscribes to the belief that queen charming (the charming siblings' mom) and maid marian (sparrow's mom) who were roommates and secret rebels who were forced to fulfill their destined oppressive gender roles were in love-- (the people who read semi-charming kind of life and were changed forever)

Good luck, babe by chappell roan is literally how maid marian thinks about queen charming I'M NOT TAKING CRITICISMS

I feel like I am the only one who unhealthily thinks about the eah parents to this extent

[iyafromtheconcrete]

sjap ending in a month… no i cant believe it…

[stormbreaker-290]

imma give you no context and just

:3

DUDE DUDE DUEWD DUDE DUDE DUEDE WHAT DUDE WHAT OH MY GOD WHAT DUDE WHAT WHAT WAHT EAHT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHTA HWTt whtz hwtGtHWTAH YE HWTT T HWTHWYZTWHAGCHWHAHFJWYWTWGTAGWYAHTEHWTAHTWHATWTSGSWGTSGDGADHYSHSUDHEUSHTEEHD

[bedforddanes75]

george daniel was Not lying when he said 6'4 i just worked it out and my my very vague maths he is exactly 6'4 x

[starrypawu]

check out the tiktok account "straw.binniee143"

they have the tco edit with "licky" song, maybe that's the one that you're looking for?? cause it's kinda popular, and i immediately thought of exactly this one when i saw ur post

ILOVE OYU MARRY ME

[eeveekitti]

tumblr i am proud to announce i have firefox

[flipit-turnways]

my spouse is so fucking unhinged. i love him. hes a maniac heart emoji

[sassymajesty]

Alycia’s latest Instagram post— I felt like I got chest kicked

[chandler bing's voice] you know, some might find these pictures breathtaking and ethereal [voice breaking with effort to contain the feelings™ inside] i myself find them regular.

[bright-and-burning]

nothin better than oscar tipsy lookin like there’s nothing going on behind his eyes im afraid