#OH M YGOD

[rookieclaire]

brand new prized possession just dropped

[ardentastronomer]

my spouse is so fucking unhinged. i love him. hes a maniac heart emoji

[brine-in-my-eyes]

i feel like ive been shot in the heart with a rainbow lazer puppy beam and then go stabbed through the rib with a sunshine sparkle happiness spear

[shrewmingledotcom]

WHAT IS HE SMILING FOR ???

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

oh my god i cant believe 13 regenerated on that cliff?

[ashdoesfandomarchieved]

absolutely goddamn obsessed with joker being at the beginning of batman #408 and obviously being in a death in the family call that an unintentional bookend huh

[chrisrin]

THIS HAS TO BE REFRENCING THE CURSES LAST LIFE ANIMATIC RIGHT!!

(third paragraph!!)

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

[dawnbreakerluna]

youre fuckin joking …….. youre … you ….. i—-

[foursaints]

saints its breaking my heart cuz i cant picture lilyrosekiller olympics au just because i CANNOT picture evan attracted to woman. same goes with jegulily i just cant those are my two little fairy boys.

i generally agree (and i am so strict about sticking to canon-based visions of the characters!) but to me the appeal of this AU is in how different barty & evan would be from usual…

like evan would not fucking play hockey and barty would not figure skate! it makes more sense the other way around!! so i’m compelled by the question of what versions of themselves they would have to be in order for those small changes to be a possibility, and what traits they would still retain.

it’s a character study. not “he would not fucking do that” but “what external circumstances WOULD lead him to do that, and what would that look like?”

typically i don’t see evan(s) happening but like… an evan rosier that is still mostly himself, but who grew up on a sports team & thus slightly repaired his malfunctioning brain with exercise endorphins & carries himself differently as a result? it’s 100% a new possibility in my eyes. i talk about the same flavor of rosekiller a lot so it’s interesting to “swap” their circumstances and play around with the resulting changes!! barty that’s a little more fastidious. evan that’s a little more outgoing. PLAY IN THE SANDBOX WITH MEEE

[skopostheorie]

GUYS. OH MY GOD. IH MY GOD.

[oklotea]

To anyone who cares

Or subscribes to the belief that queen charming (the charming siblings' mom) and maid marian (sparrow's mom) who were roommates and secret rebels who were forced to fulfill their destined oppressive gender roles were in love-- (the people who read semi-charming kind of life and were changed forever)

Good luck, babe by chappell roan is literally how maid marian thinks about queen charming I'M NOT TAKING CRITICISMS

I feel like I am the only one who unhealthily thinks about the eah parents to this extent

[stormbreaker-290]

imma give you no context and just

:3

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[shrewmingledotcom]

NEW ?? SWANK ?? IMAGE ?? FUCK ?? ALLEN ??

[bedforddanes75]

george daniel was Not lying when he said 6'4 i just worked it out and my my very vague maths he is exactly 6'4 x

[starrypawu]

check out the tiktok account "straw.binniee143"

they have the tco edit with "licky" song, maybe that's the one that you're looking for?? cause it's kinda popular, and i immediately thought of exactly this one when i saw ur post

ILOVE OYU MARRY ME

[eeveekitti]

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