#OH GOD YEAH I AHHAHAHA

[somerandomcockroach]

I SWEAR TO GOD EVERY TIME YOU POST AN ANIMATIC I THROW AWAY EVERYTHING I'VE BEEN DOING AND SUDDENLY HAVE POWERS AGAIN EVEN IF TIRED, EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED

PLEASE MY BRAIN RESIST TO READ UNTIL I BINGE ALL OTHER POSTS BEFORE IT BUT I'M ABOUT TO BURST TO READ ABOUT THEM IMAGINE IT ANIMATED, IT IS SO DAMN CRUNCHY TO BE ANIMATED, AND IT'S NOT NEON GET YOUR EYES OUT COLORS BUT REALLY ALIVE COLORS AND ALL THAT MIXED UP AND AND AND I AM SO DANG MUCH ABOUT TO DIE RATCHET PLEASE AHAHA "OH THERE IS SHIT GOING ON, GOTTA CHECK FOR INJURED" INSTEAD OF RUNNING

So uh. Human engineer Ratchet finding a half dead decepticon. Anyone?

I got bored so I made this little thingie haha. With all the cool fics we have about Ratchlock in mecha au I felt like they need at least something for a starting point:D

[remythologise]

you should definitely catch up on the latest chapters of The Fic because ough so many happenings. and revelations. you didnt even get to the WEDDING NIGHT!! AND you should absolutely rewatch merlin because the added context the fic provides for some scenes is. aaaaaa (dats me yellin). also the posts you would make would entertain me greatly.

i keep thinking about how the bulk of the fic is made of dialogue and most of it is characters HURTING one another with words and talking past each other but then the love shines through and i'm like augh it's worth it. at the end of the day they are simply in love. if only they could understand what only I, the reader, can understand. my blorbos who have a billion things wrong with them. i loooove how "subtly" unreliable arthur's narration is and it made me realise how few fics utilize his POV. sidenote, good god how enamored i have become with george's character (gryff !!!!), can't wait for him to tell his Story

the w. oh god. honestly if I leave it a bit longer and rewatch merlin I could very well reread the whole thing and THEN go back and read the final book at which point the author will surely have updated/finished-(please?) - YEAH I think it's such a remarkable achievement of like. Character and trusting the reader and knowing that the characters are fucking lying especially Merlin. And the use of Arthur's POV to like... YOU the reader are also doubting Merlin and believing him to be good but the way that boy is acting you go through the emotional journey Arthur does about it right there with him because there's just ZERO insight into what the Hell is going on over there - but also you as the reader do have the extra information that like. Well It Is An Arthur/Merlin Fic. And there's so many words of you having to have faith that things will work out. JUST LIKE ARTHUR ABOUT CAMELOT... One of the few fics where I was really there stressed I'd committed like 300,000 words in and it might not all be okay in the end I MEAN I STILL DON'T KNOW REALLY WHERE THE ENDING WILL LAND... Oh my god yeah it's one of those occassions where an expanded-upon canon character absolutely fucking slays obsessed with him. SO GOOD!!! Man I'm so glad you read it so I also can talk about it with you ahhahaha

[arthurtaylorlester]

malevolent pt 31 liveblog ''the nightmare''

arthur is sleepy i'm so glad

WAIT WHAT

KELLIN??

WHERE'S JOHN

WHY THE FUCK IS KELLIN THERE

DOWN THE TOWER??

WHAT

IS

GOING

ON

oh wait i get it

is the whole episode a fever dream

THE HEAD!!!! RETURNS

samantha is its name

girl what is going on did i miss something

yes you are daft arthur

where is john

i miss him

i cant have him gone again after s3

the voice being distorted?

ayo kellin lowkey sounds like john what is going on

the butcher?? the apartment??

i think i get it. arthur is like dreaming and his memories are blending. kelling and john function as the same person

UNCLE? this is definitely a dream

OH GOD ARTHUR TRAUMA AHHHHHHH

LISTEN TO JOHN GODAMMIT

the train? oh this is getting good

PERCIVAL !!!

NO NOT HIS WIFE WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KILLED HER

JOHN !! YES LISTEN !!

who is john?

wdym you DONT REMEMBER

I WAS RIGHT KELLING = JOHN RN

yes bbg you are dreaming

noooo you didnt drown your girl arthur

wait is kiy has the dreamlands does he have dreams as well

LISTEN !! TO !! JOHN !!

YES HE IS YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS

why is you trying grunting real hard dude wtf

oooh please be yellow or somehting

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

''i'm not a piece of you'' THE LITTLE BITCH IS BACK !!

''clever boy'' dude wtf

yellow repaying arthur for being called ''good boy'' by him that one time

PODCAST ACHIEVEMENT!! worms obtained

yeah arthur what ARE you doing

ohhhhhhhh what did happen

this is such good horror wtf

oh ok i was just talking about this with finch but the line ''you are me screaming at me'' @ kellin who is functionally john this ep makes me think about like, how arthur and john are the same person, fundamentally

yeah why not even john?

''because'' what

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ARTHUR YOU DON'T TRUST JOHN EITHER

YES YOU'RE GOING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION PLEASE!!!!

PLEASE YES KAYNE !!

what

what is he slipping away

no

no no no he can't fracture more can he

aughhh i get why this wasnt good for april 1st

well deserved angst post fluffy eps like 29-30

yellow isnt the king sooooo

OH GOD ARTHUR THINKS HE RUINED YELLOW

THE SOUND MIXING THIS EP IS AMAZING AGHHHHH

OH NO BELLA LORE

WHERE WERE YOU ARTHUR

DANIEL???

arthur not wanting to go to the caves what happened dude

is this like omori with repressed memories oooooohhhhh

THE WRAITH !! AND THE BABY !!

GOD BLESS THIS BABY STANCZYCK

yes arthur you didnt kill this baby !! slay !

you saved it :)

this is like a mega malevolent recap

mmmmm yellow watcha doing there

YES ARTHUR YOU HAVE AGENCY

tentacles?

OH YEAH THE LAKE SORRY MY MIND WENT ..... ELSEWHERE

oh god this is so fucking well done i love this episode !!

HIS SCREAMS GAHHHHHH THE ACTING !!

OH GOD THIS SEQUENCE WAS SO GOOD

kelling as arthur subconscious is such a good literary choice

because he took the things he loved FROM HIMSELF

HE LEFT HIMSELF TO DIE METAPHORICALLY TOO

mmmmmmmmmm i fuckign love this godforsaken podcast

not a piece of media i enjoy more

hmmmm kelling being john and also a part of arthur subconscious? i was literally just thinking about this a few hours ago

the episode still has 30 more minutes i'm scared

AUGHHH THE METAPHOR OF ARTHUR BURYING HIMSLED/KELLIN/JOHN STAND-IN

go off girl about evil

you are so hot when you're smart /hj

ahhhhhh arthur trauma is so :(((((

OH GOD BABY NO HE'S SO FUCKING HUMAN

nooooo you were moving on you werent happy she died

arthur confronting his trauma is sooo

i feel so fucking bad for arthur and he isnt even real

so youre gonna sleep. in a dream. okay ig

oh wait you meant metaphorically oh ok

KELLIN (ARTHUR'S SUBCONSCIOUS) AND PAST BEING BURIED AND HIM WISHING HE FINDS HIS GIRL

DARK WORLD ARC WHEN ????

also yes i've been saying same deck of cards, two sides of the same coin

wait who

oh larson

AHHAHAHA NEW NICKNAME ''golden boy'' ''your undefeated''

oh god

yellow being yellow but john being golden

harlan guthrie you goddamns genius

john did take away everything from arthur but gold is malleable, changeable

THE POEM HE POSTED ON TWT A FEW DAYS AGO

GOLD IS NATURE'S FIRST GREEN !!

nothing gold can stay

oh god this is beautiful

fave malevolent episode EASY FOR SURE

YOU ARE CHOOSING TO STAY OR ARE LARSON AND YELLOW ACTUALLY THERE THROUGH SPOOKY MAGIC SHENANIGANS TO TORTURE HIM

arthur married and had faroe young .........

smh larson arthur is just built different and comprehends the horror

there's a beauty in horror

yeah you tell him it's not horror

flashback??

BECAUSE THEY GOT MARRIED BECAUSE THEY HAD A KID AND WEREN'T MARRIED

HE DOESNT LOVE HER

AROMANTIC FR !!!!

oh a pity fuck?? dude

hmmmmm you cant live for someone else

it's wrong? for you? oh girl you got a big storm coming

james. new character alert.

YOURE GONNA LEAVE YOU'RE WIFE AS SHE'S GIVING BIRHT?? ARTHUR NOOOO

hmmm yeah arthur kinda deserved that

OH DAMN JAMES

BELLA WASNT THE ONLY PERSON TO LOVE HIM

he has uh..... an evil eldritch monster

god arthur you idiot you deal with it and your wife dies before you get to the hospital

faroe was alone in the hospital for a goddamn hour

no larson he was feeling silly i still love him

the hour oh goddddd

he fr does not care about bella AT ALL

AJHDSFJHEFHSJDFHJDHFGKH WALLY

he really loves insulting himself

he's so me-coded

he's over this guys you heard it here first

the demon yes i forgot about it !!

YOU COMBAT IT WITH JOHN !!

LISTEN

oh faroe :(((

oh the fics that we'll get

oh god she was so little

he cared so much for faroe AGGHHHH

SHE LIKED STORIES :(((((

''are you there troll?'' I'M SOBBING FR

oh god the game

jadhkjhfhjdfj the monster

seen WHO?

JOHN?

KIY?

YELLOW?

TENDRILSSSS

oh god no don't tell me it was throat oh okay

stomach oh my fuckingggoddd what

WHAT IS HE PULLING OUT

THE INTESTINES OUCH

THEY'RESWEET

HE WANTS TO FUCKING EAT YOU

stabbing him might free himt though

he's delirius

JOHN YES FINALLY BBG YOU'RE HERE MY BABY

i fucking knew he was sleepwalking

200 years???

how old is this woman

this thing is wow

idk why i ent the whole ep thinking it was the kiy

he's going to fucking eat you

oh god oh fuck i'll cry this episode is amazing

wait what

did he fucking get a new pet

HE'S HIS FAVOURITE????

arthur's trauma was so tasty he fucking got a fan

uh oh

this isn't any good is it

YOU CALL IT MADNESS RETURN??

NO? OKAY...

okay this episode was phenonget ready for a whole new month of ranting

[eridude]

for ship ask thing erisol arafef and (hear me out) erisolkat

YEAH YEAH YOU KNOW ME YOU KNOW WHAT IM ABOUT,,,

ERISOL:

IM A HUGE ERISOL FAN. IM SORRY. I KNOW. THEY'RE JUST SO FUCKING RRRAGHHHDHEH. i like my ships absolutely pathetic failboy disaster hellpiles and eridan is the King of Being The Worst so Unfortunately i love him and yet i also hate him and also he is my brand ??? eridude or whatever... AND sollux. is my Favorite troll in the comic. im absolutely fanatical about him. and they hate each other so much and are so miserable all the time and yet they are constantly drawn right back to one another do they REALLY hate each other ??? do they??? yes but also no but also YES. they are absolutely obsessed with each other in the best way and the worst way and is it healthy maybe not but it COULD BE HEALTHY?? and maybe that's the hook??? they are such an absolute fucking mess together and i know canonically it probably would not work out but in my Mind i have invented a universe where they absolutely would work out and they're dating and it's so fucking funny ahhahaha laughs evilly and manically. kings of quadrant flipping??? kings of being Maybe Nonbinary??? eridan looks at sollux hunched over with the worst posture known to man in his fucking gamer chair and sollux looks over at eridan in the worlds gaudiest outfit being a terrible person and they are both have thoughts of "oh fuck this should not be attractive at all and YET???"

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON DOMESTIC LIVING SO HELP ME GOD.

i just really like them hee hee :3

ARAFEF:

rubs my hands together deviously. i love arafef so much guys. THEY HAVE SOME OF . THE SILLIEST PARADOX SPACE CONTENT. its so small and its still got me absolutely giggling and kicking my feet.

basically these two girls are so WEIRD and kind of terrifying and both so wonderful. it is actually heartbreaking we Don't ever get to see them really interact in main comic (the only interaction we get i believe is when aradia is a ghost and that's not even like a head on convo i think it's just aradia kind of commenting on something feferi says in alterniabound. sign. feel free to correct me if im wrong tho!!)

i love them and i think they could get up to so many shenanigans together- silly girls going on adventures together, aradia shows feferi all her cool dead stuff and feferi is like "380 !! 38) <3", watching scary movies together(these two would be so fucking into horror!!!) if sollux and eridan are lame nerds these two are the COOLEST NERDS IN EXISTENCE. like this is a couple that you would meet and be like oh my god they're awesome..and maybe they even hold hands? kiss a little? kiss a LOT even?? fall asleep in a pile together?? PERHAPS THEY SNUGGLE???

anyways i think about them a normal amount. also i love them in arasolfef (sollux deserves TWO scary girlfriends.) and arafefnep? catfishbones maybe?? nepeta has such a cute relationship with both of these girls so methinks they deserve to all kiss :3.

ERISOLKAT:

BACK TO ERISOL. BUT THIS TIME. KARKAT. so obviously all of the erisol stuff still holds true for this but somehow adding karkat to the mix makes it all so much more domestic? i think maybe it's because karkat has the NEED to take care of his friends and these two both need a lot of attention. it just all balances out so perfectly imo. and all of these characters have such interesting relationships with each other and it is all genuinely so sweet. and yet they're all such gripe-y whiney assholes so it's baffling that it SHOULD be as sweet as it is.

maybe im biased cause some of my favorite fluff fanfics i've read for hs were erisolkat. but heyyyy. anyways i love these horrible creatures and i think all of them holding hands is a Fantastic fucking idea.

[mountttmase]

OH GIRL I FORGOT YOUR MASTERLIST STARTS WITH SMUT, WELL LET'S HAVE SOME FUN🤭

An Unexpected Visitor is the first oneee

‘Anything you want to share with the class?’ Your boss joked, catching you with your phone in your hand halfway through a very important meeting. Your face flushed out of embarrassment and also what you’d just seen on your phone. I THINK IT'S BETTER IF SHE DOESN'T SHARE

‘Oh y/n, a Mason Mount turned up saying he had an appointment with you? i couldnt see anything in your diary but he assured me it was meant to be going ahead so I told him he could wait in your office’ she told you. Of course he was here and of course he’d managed to charm the pants off her too in order to get into your office but the way you were feeling right you didn’t want to look at him. LOOK WHO'S HERE

‘Are you serious, Mason? Sending me nudes while I’m in a meeting?’ HE'S SUCH A TEASE

The fact he was sat there, legs spread wide, hands on his thighs and the stupid grin still on his face made you even more furious. Clearly he was in a teasing mood today, only made more obvious by the way he looked you up and down whilst licking his lips slowly in order to try and seduce you. GOD, THAT'S A MYSTIC VISION

‘You’re in my seat’ you told him crossing your arms and he raised his eyebrows at you before standing up from behind your desk and making his way over you you. He stopped right in front of you, his hands on your waist and his breath fanning over your face. You refused to touch him back but you couldn’t help looking up into his lust filled eyes. OUR BOSSY WOMAN

‘You can’t be serious? I’m at work you idiot’ you scolded him and he winked at you in response. ‘Fuck you’ you breathed, a slight chuckle falling from your lips at his brazenness, before you unlocked your laptop to check your emails. ‘That a threat or a promise?’ He enquired but you just ignored him, glancing over your screen before standing up to find a file on the other side of the room. HE IS SOOO SILLY🤭🤭

‘We really shouldn’t be doing this’ you whispered, your mind no longer thinking about the file you were looking for. .... ‘No, don’t stop’ you told him, and you felt him smile against your neck before detaching himself from you. He pulled you by your hand to turn you around, finally planting his lips on yours in a slow but heavy kiss. AHHAHAHA GIRLLLL

‘You forget Mason, we’re in my office so I make the rules’ you told him, slowly spreading your legs so he could get a peek at your underwear and his eyes shot down to look there immediately. SORRY MOUNT

‘So worried about what them lot out there think about you, if only they could see you now’ he said quietly and you bit your lip to stop any moans. ‘I bet you’d love to put on a show for them, show them what a good girl you can be?’ OH🫠🫠🫠🫠

THE SMUTTT

‘Shit, sorry baby. Two seconds and I’m done yeah’ he told you, moving from behind you to pick your underwear up, handing them back over to you with a sheepish grin. He helped you put them back on, dropping a soft kiss on your lips when you were all sorted and you couldn’t help but smile. He was a pain in the arse but he was yours. ‘You okay?’ His whispered, wrapping his arms around you and kissing you again, rocking you from side to side. HE IS SOOOOO CUTE

‘Thank you for your time, Miss y/l/n. I’ll be in contact again soon’ he told you, stopping to face you and outstretching his hand for you to shake. You cottoned after a second or two, following his lead and shook his hand whilst giving him a smile. AHAHHAH, JUST A FEW HOURS

‘I’m impressed’ he nodded and you let out a little breath of relief. ‘Productive meeting I take it?’ YOU CANT IMAGINE HOW MUCH

THE QUEEN OF SMUT IS IN TOWN 🤭🤭🤭

I LOVEE THAT, THE WAY THE TWO OF THEM TRIED TO BE DOMINANT BUT COULDN'T LAST CAUSE THEY JUST NEEDED EACH OTHER SOOOO BAD🫠🤭

AS ALWAYS A MASTERPIECE 🌺🩷

LAST ONE OF THE NIGHT FOR YOU TOO

SEE YOU TOMORROW, SAME HOUR SAME PLACE🤭😌

Omg this was the first fic I ever posted 😭 that’s hilarious. She was such a girl boss and he loved getting to see her in charge 😏

But you’re the sweetest ever thank you so much for this i can’t believe I get feedback for all of them

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

[chuluoyi]

Yes... I grinded my ass off... And now I have nothing to grind for baby Lukey... And IT'S OKAY!!!! You can still get tears from the event itself!! And by upgrade they mean upgrade the star thingies- You know when you get dupes you can star up the cards? Yeah that's the upgrade they meant... I didn't know and kept trying to use my stellin till I realised like 'oh fuck I've been wasting stellin for no reason' cause I still couldn't clear the achievement... But yes I'm left with 36 stellin now after levelling up my new card...

Ah omg arranged marriage 😭Omgomg do you read 'Under the Oak tree' ? It's an arranged marriage manhwa with spicy scenes [ohohoh!] If you don't you should give it a read, see if you'll enjoy it. And Angst! My absolute fave! AHHAHA SAME GIRL I thought he was the antagonist 😭😭Especially after the prologue I was like 'Who tf are you' and I thought there would be that route where the MC gets together with the bad guy and gets whisked off... And I guess I know why I'm still single now... It's either I'm really just too in love with 2D men, or it's my mum's high standards and taste in men...

Right!!! Ahhhh I'm so in love with Satosugu! And it's okay! Take your timeee, just do it once you're more comfortable. Geto has a pretty complicated character if you ask me so it's understandable that you'll need more time...

😭😭You must be so tired... Remember to stay hydrated and rest well too! Your health comes first!! LUKE JUST GO HOME SO PEOPLE CAN REST 😭😭😭

Hidden inventory is indeed our last spring of youth... I felt my teenage life get sucked away HELP. To add up I'm like around their age during hidden inventory and I relate so much better to them except the cursed energy part... And Culling games... I don't even want to imagine... I'll probably drop JJK by then I don't think my heart can take it. I think JJK will end me before I do it myself...

exactly... It's really childish and stupid... Like guys most of you are at least 16 so act like your age please don't go around arguing over shit only kids fight over... I used to watch Aot like I stopped at S3 before they switched to MAPPA... and yeah basically every big fandom will or has experienced debates over the littlest things... Every fandom has it's toxic community...

Hahaha! How's your bf after the last episode? I heard it's super depressing...

-🪩

i… only got 1 tears *sobs* and now it’s in pity 60🤧 STAR THINGIES LMAO yeah it immediately comes to mind the moment you describe it like that😭 36 stellin is alright! i’ve been left with 2 stellin i remember thinking just how broke i can get?💀

i read that!!!🥹 i love it but i’m a bit sad that maxi struggles so much to stand up for herself😔 riftan is a hunk though omg. oh and i read another manhwa called “light and shadow” it’s such a good arranged marriage manhwa that i read it lit thrice bcs the both the hero and heroine are badasses who take no shits from anyone else🥹

aw don’t worry disco anon!! i’m sure you’ll find the right person someday!! i used to be insecure with myself too and thinking that i don’t fit but no—it’s just that we haven’t met the right person yet!!🥹 they are there somewhere🫶🏻

aww thank you!!! you’re so nice afahjsa and you stay healthy too!🥹🫶🏻 the weather nowadays can be a little challenging😫

omg really?!😭 you’re still so young and your watchlist being jjk is indeed so soul-sucking😭 not that i was any better. when i was that age (gods why am i sound so old i’m only 24) my watchlist was naruto… and i binged it all until the end over the course of summer holiday🥲

SO TRUE AHHAHAHA jjk will end us before we do it is so canon ogmf😭 like for how long now that we didn’t know what megumi’s status is?

ohhh may i know why? they said it’s much better when it moved to mappa? bcs tbh mappa is a good animation company, but it’s just that their working conditions that are so concerning🤧

he’s being dramatic and totally heartbroken about eren and mikasa🥹 he even has his lockscreen changed into a live wallpaper of aot🥹 i swear it’s karma bcs when gojo died, he was unapologetic towards me (he rolls his eyes 🙄 whenever i’m swooning over gojo and he is a suguru lover, btw!) and now i get the chance for a payback🥹

[nightfall-kachiniko]

can i make a request with aot girls + hange with a s/o who accidentally forgot about their anniversary?

LMAO YES-

AOT girls (+ Hanji) with a s/o who accidentally forgot about their anniversary

Paring: mikasa x reader, annie x reader, pieck x reader, hanji x reader

“Y/n?” She said as you were making breakfast for you two. “Yes love?” You responded back to her, flipping the eggs. “A-are uhm… are you.. mad… at me?” She questioned hesitantly. You chuckled a bit, “Honey what are you talking about? Of course I’m not mad at you why would I be!” You reassure her smiling back at your wife. “Then uh- why haven’t we talked about.. you know our plans yet..?” Mikasa asked you. “Plans?” You stopped moving around the bacon, thinking. “Wait we had plans?” You looked at her over your shoulder confused.

“Y/n.. are you serious?” Your wife looked side to side, and after realizing with a while of you staring that you had not a clue what she was talking about she finally spoke up, “Our anniversary dinner? Where would you like to go tonight?” She explained. “OUR ANNIVERSARY-?!” Almost flipping the pan over on yourself you exclaimed, “ITS TODAY?!” you looked over at her as she gave a small chuckle and crossed her arms. “Yes love, our third anniversary together, As I’m married together,” she giggled at your surprise.

“WAIT WHAT HOLD- HUH- STOP DROP ROLL- WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS TODAY-“ A blush rose upon your face in embarrassment. “Yes love,” Mikasa jokingly rolled her eyes at you coming over to you and kissing you, cupping your cheeks in her hands while staring at your shocked and nervous face. “I SWEAR TO THE WALLS ITS NEXT WEEK-“.

“That’s funny because the walls are no longer standing,” Mikasa remarked, teasing you.

“AHSTUDB TODAYS THE 8TH THOUGH WHAT DO YOU MEAN-“

“Today’s the 15th babe,” she kissed your forehead, ruffling your hair. “Oh- my- god-“

Sunlight shined in your face. Opening your eyes, you flipped over to your other side with a groan, sleepy and still tired. “You should start getting up babe, it’s almost twelve,” You heard your wife’s voice call out to you. “Mghh…. No…” you whined, “just a few more minutes,” the blonde sat at the vanity in front of the bed, she wore a lovely black dress that was a little bit longer than her knees.

Annie swiped on some lipgloss, smacking her lips together. “What are you getting dressed up for?” You asked her. Annie swung around in her chair and gave you a ‘wtf!?’ Look. “What the hell you mean ‘what am I getting ready for?’,” She mocked.

“Well you look really fancy and nice but why are you getting all dressed up? Especially at this day and hour..” you tucked the thick covers near your face, providing you with warmth. “Y/n are you fuckin’ serious,”

“Well yeah I mean I don’t get why you’re so dressed up you only do that on important days-“

“yeah like important days, LIKE OUR ANNIVERSARY!” she shouted and threw a plush bear at you, “Did you seriously forget!?”

“OWW WHAT THE- wait- ANNIVERSARY?!” You jolted up, eyes widened looking at the blonde. “yeah the fukin’ anniversary we have every year since we’ve been married!?” Annie said crossing her arms. “How the hell could you forget!” She scolded.

“NO IT’S THE 6TH TODAY OUR ANNIVERSARY’S THE 11TH’S!”

“DUMBASS IT IS THE 11TH-“ You both just stared at each other. “Oh my Gooddddd” Annie facepalmed. “Whatever I get to decide where we are eating now since you forgot,”

“BABY IM SO SORRY I THOUGHT IT WAS THE 6TH! I LOVE YOU!” You yelled at her as she slammed the door.

Pieck had been going all week. First with the many hours of training, next planning her little cousins birthday party, then having paperwork to sign and do as a person of the nine, and then babysit Friday, and even many more responsibilities she had to do. It was already Wednesday and she was burnt out so you decided this morning to make Pieck some breakfast in bed.

All week she had worked so hard and she deserves a little break, at least for today. ‘Hmm.. I’ll make Pieck an omelet wrap and pancakes, ’ you thought.

Grabbing all the ingredients, you started first making the egg, and adding in the cheese, ham, and cut up greens to the egg mixture. You cooked the omelet just the way she likes it and wrapped it up in a tortilla wrap.

You got started on the pancakes, adding in berries of sorts and flipping them to a golden brown. The day was calm and settling, so peaceful. You poured her a cup of iced coffee from the carton and then placed it on the tray along with the omelet wrap and pancakes.

(BRO I CANT EVEN WRITE COOKING- I SUCK THAT BAD AT IT 😭😭🔫)

You carried it upstairs and placed a little knock on the door before coming in. Your wife still laid asleep in bed, sleeping with her hair all messed up in her face, and her hands to her side. She truly looked like an angel.

“Peck~” you softly called out her name, placing the tray on the bed. “Love~”

Pieck moaned, exhaustingly. You softly pet the hair out of her face before waking her up with kisses. “Wake up dear,” you giggled as she tried moving her head away from your kissing parade. Your wife finally opened her eyes and stared at you. “Good morning baby~” you smiled at her, kissing her on the forehead. “Mmm… good morning..”

“Here you go love,” you handed her the tray full of food as she sat up. She smiled and giggled a bit wiping her eyes, adjusting to the light.

“That’s a sweet anniversary gift ,” she smiled before kissing your cheek. You smiled back at her only to just realize what she said, “wait, anniversary?”

She looked at you as she was placing a bit of the pancakes in her mouth, “huh? Yeah dear our anniversary, you remembered.. right?.. that’s why you made me breakfast?” She looked a bit confused. A blush or embarrassment rose up on your face, “WAIT ITS OUR ANNIVERSARY?!” You were shocked, looking at Pieck like you’d just seen a ghost. “Uh, yeah love hehe,” she chuckled, “you forgot?”

“NO NO I DIDNT FORGET I UHM- I-“

“It’s okay love,” Pieck giggled at your sight, “I almost forgot it myself! This weeks been way to busy,” she sighed. “PIECK BABY I AM SO SORRY I SWEAR TO YOU ILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU I PROMISE-“

“Love it’s okay!” Your wife laughed, “gosh I’m just happy we made it to three years,” she said jokingly. “I’m sorry really,” your eyes turned sad, “I thought today was the ninth I didn’t know it was the thirteenth,”

“It’s alright love, you can make it up to me by helping me finish this breakfast though!”

“HELLLOOOO MY (princess/prince/Royal)!” Your partner barged into your shared room, swinging open the curtains and blinds, making light come in through. “Ugh…. Hanji..” you groaned, “get the light out of my face…” you whined. “NO WAY!” She said, rummaging through your both’s closet. They then pulled out a lovely black dress. It had a glimmered diamond belt across the waist and a diamond rose at the belt.

(If you’re a male or don’t wear this type stuff, hanji pulled out a brown blazer that matches with their own, and an elegant watch with a chain necklace to go with it, along with the black pants and a black turtle neck to go under)

“Hanji… what are you doing..” you said, irradiated by all the noise. “Wake up! We are going to have the time of our lives out in town today!” She said, “Cant we do that tommorow…” you whined.

“UH- OH HELL NO- ITS OUR ANNIVERSARY AND WE’RE GOING IN TOWN!”

“Wait what-“ you said.

“Hm? What’s wrong?” Hanji questioned. You sat up straight in bed, “IT’S TODAY!?” you grabbed your phone scrambled to see the date, “May 24th” it read. “HUH!?”

“Y/N YOU FORGOT!?”

“I THOUGHT- I-“ you stood there in silence, questioning your existence (LMAO ME)

Your partner laughed at you, “HAHAHAHAH Y/N YOUR FACE, OH MY WALLS THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER- HOW DID YOU FORGET AHHAHAHA,” The maniac laughed.

“But I-“

“HAHAHAHA ITS ALRIGHT BUBBABES WE’E JUST PARTYING TODAY,”

They cupped your cheeks that were bright red from embarrassment, looking you in the eye and smirking with a wink,

“But we’ll do more than party tonight,”

[what-nani-ano]

OH MY GOD OKAY SHDJSHDJSHD- Leo in Rottmnt is a sassy, down to earth, funny funky guy-

BUT LEO IN 2012 DHFJSHJF- O MY GOD DJKHKSJDHSKDJSHD- HE USED TO BE MY BIGGEST DAMN CRUSH AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH SHDJHDJSH-

before I met some asparagus with glasses-

Asparagus with glasses 😭

OMG AHAHAHAHAH I GET WHY YOU LIKE 2012 LEO AHhahAha He's perfection i swear i liked mikey a lot, especially in that one fic where he became a foot soldier? yeah good times...

[mywritingonlyfans]

oh my god the latest thomas asks you are answering are giving me life ahhahaha

way better than sleeping rn <3 i love readinf different ideas and stuff

you should sleep!! you need to rest babe!!! but yeah, i love daydreaming to all of it as well 🥴 way better than sleeping, i get you babe! 😌

[snickiebear]

yo nadia <3333 i'm bored in my online classes and u reblogged the questions thingy at the right time lmao, so get ready: 1, 4, 5, 9, 10, 17, 23, 24, 28, 30!!!, 34, 38, 39, 40 (the intimacy of being understood) (imma stop here lol) (also i'm sorry u're not feeling well, ily and hope u'll feel better soon!! <33333)

ELE ILY. (and thank you, i’m stayin home today cause,,, yeah. i appreciate you sm.) you’re the literal best, i adore you. 

1. How long ago did you start reading fanfiction? Writing fanfiction?

The first fanfiction i read was for The Lunar Chronicles when I was like 11?? and it was 100% on accident and it scarred me because it was a hardcore porn one with a period kink and i was like WHAT IS THIS??? OH MY GOD???? LMAOOOOO i didn’t pick it back up until i was 13-14 and really got into the Fairy Tail fandom. I still reread my favorites on ff.net cause i love them. 

As for writing, I wrote a horrible, terrible x-men fanfiction when I was twelve. (my friend still brings it up and REFUSES to delete it so it still gets comments and views, that shit HAUNTS ME ELE.) then tried again for Fairy Tail, posted like two chapters before taking it down cause i wasn’t really feeling it. And then I posted The Intimacy Of Being Understood and here we are. 

4. Link your three favorite fics right now.

OMGG okok 

@murd3rm1ttens ‘s The Problem How Time Works IF YOU HAVENT READ THIS YOU GUYS NEED TO HOP ON IT ASAP. MITTEN’S WRITING SO SO SO SO GOOD. SAKURA AND INO ARE TOTAL BADASSES. KAKASHI IS A SIMPPPP. ITS SO FUCKING GOOD. 

@mouseymightymarvellous ‘s We Were Screaming In Color (Only A Possibility) yes, yes I KNOW. i always point into mousey’s direction but i WILL always advocate that everyone reads her fics, they’re literally so beautiful???? i just happen to be rereading WWSIN rn 

@safelycapricious ‘s Shaking Up And Breaking Down series. I found this like?? idfk but i’ve been raving about it ever since. ALSO CHECK OUT THEIR FICS IN GENERAL. 

fuck i have more than three but also check out @ambivalens999 ‘s Masks

i do wanna make a fic rec thing where i just rav about my favs,,, might do that later or sum

5. What are your fanfic pet peeves? Do they have a huge effect on whether or not you decide to read something?

Omniscient third person. I don’t like it. Like I can understand that it can be a little hard to stay in one person’s perspective but, in my opinion, if you can, it shows how disciplined you are as a writer. Plus, i just get so confused when I go from A’s thoughts to suddenly what B is thinking about A. 

When writers use ‘ ‘ instead of “ “. When writers put thoughts in ‘ ‘ instead of just italicizing them. It’s small things but like they just bother me sO MUCH. most of the time i can ignore it and try to enjoy but other times i just dip. 

9. Tag 3 fic writers you think are underrated/unknown in the fandom/fanfiction community.

@espoir-et-reves !!!!! THEIR SHISAKU FICS ARE SO SO SO SO SO GOOD. And they have a warring states one going on THAT I AM SO OBSESSED WITH. 

@writer168 idk if they’re really “underrated” but THEY HAVE SUCH GREAT FICS ON AO3. Like theres an AU with sakura, kiba, and shino that i reread constantly because it just. is. so. fucking. GOOD. and they posted a new one that i’m YELLING about. 

@eggtoasties okay they only have 2 in the naruto fandom (one shisaku which is still ongoing) BUT THEIR WRITING STYLE IS SO NICE?? I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT. I still go back and reread their shikasaku one cause UGH i can’t get enough. I love it. 

10. What’s your favorite fandom, pairing, or character to read fic for?

Fandoms: Naruto, Soul Eater, The Old Guard, ATLA

Parings: KakaSaku/ShikaSaku/ShiSaku/MultiSaku, SoMa, Joe X Nicky, Zukka

Character: SAKURA. I will read anything with Sakura as the main character and her being a fuckin badass or becoming a badass. I love her.

17. How obsessively do you sit and stare at your fic after you’ve just posted and wait for feedback?

aha.. haha.. well. I check my email like three times an hour. its the first thing i check in the mornings too. I’m literally a whore for praise and literally eat up feedback like its going out of style. I also reread a lot of my stuff because i make so many mistakes and spelling errors, or the spacing is weird oR SOMETHING. plus, literally any and all comments make my day, i go back and reread them cause they just make me feel so tingly and warm like “wow. this person enjoyed the fic/my writing enough to tell me. thats HUGE!”

23. What’s your absolute favorite trope to write?

Angry, feral, bloodied, morally gray women. They aren’t bad guys, they’re probably the good guy, but that doesn’t mean they cant be fucking raging at the world with raw knuckles and blood on their teeth. I just love an angry woman who struggles with her emotions and just has so much inner conflict but that doesn’t take away from her character or badassery, it adds to it. 

24. What’s a trope that you’d like to never hear about as long as you live, let alone write?

The fake dating or miscommunication troupe. LIKE GUYS JUST TALK. AND TELL EACH OTHER OMFG. the entire like obliviousness of “nah they dont like me” while the They holds their hand and kisses their cheek. MOFO WHAT. it makes me so impatient and like mad HAAHHAHA. its probably because i’m a pretty confrontational person so seeing stuff like that just “cmon bro, USE YO HEAD.”

28. How do you deal with writing pressure (ie: pressure to update, negative comments, deadlines, etc)?

I have yet to receive a negative comment! Which i was really surprised about tbh. As for deadlines or pressure to update, i just kind of do whatever. I do set goals, but i set them flexible enough that hey, if i can’t do it, that’s okay. 

I have a lot of mini goals, like “i want to write this chapter and get it done this week” and then the large goal is “FINISH BY END OF MAY” so i have time. 

Actually, now that I think on it, the entire pressure to update thing is probably why i’m waiting until I have all of OL&W written to post it weekly,, cause well. I wouldn’t wanna leave you guys waiting as I tried to write and work out the next chapters and stuff, you know?

30. Post a snippet from your current WIP without context - no more than 300 words.

AAAAAA YOU KNOW I LOVE THESE AHAHAHAH

Have you seen the way the dead dance, World Breaker? They roar, half mad and starving. Do you not wish, do you not hope to see them twist and bend and dance to your will?

Shikamaru snarls, looking behind his shoulders to where his Shadows lay. “Patience.” He spits. “Is of the essence, Things of Ancient. Know your place as the dark you are.”

34. How much of yourself and your life experiences do you put into your writing? What do you think your readers’ image of you is?

None of my experiences match up to anything I write tbh,,, probably the only thing that is me in my writing is maybe the emotional turmoil? I’m pretty emotionally and mentally mature because from a pretty young age i started forming my own opinions, started looking into the world around us and being like “dude what the fuck this is not what disney advertised”. Then i started talking (read: arguing and debating) with my dad about a lot of it. So, like emotions are kind of hard for me. Like i’m pretty good at controlling them or understanding them, but still. idk its hard to explain ig.

Like the weight of stress, the anger, the sadness. It’s kind of therapeutic to write. Cause i don’t know how to put those feelings to verbal words so writing them really helps. 

As for my readers’ image? Probably like some kind of hunched over figure typing away in the dark with a maniacal grin on their face. I honestly don’t know AHHAHAHA but it is fun to think about. I think they’d see me as someone with potential but a lot of room to grow and someone who is imperfect but in a charming way LMAOOOO

38. What does your writing process look like? How chaotic is it on a scale of 1 (very tame) to 10 (you can’t handle this kind of chaos)?

I’m gonna be real honest. Its probably like a 2. I’m a bit of a control freak so I almost always go in chronological order, my writing is pretty linear. Unless, i get bored and jump to one of my fav parts. It's pretty much i sit down, i open the doc, read over my notes and just start writing. 

It’s a little boring to explain AHAHAHA but once i get into the groove of things its really fucking great, I can like feel myself in the world, I can feel what i want the characters to, i love it. I catch myself mouthing the words as i type too, which i find hilarious.

39. What’s something about your writing that you pride yourself on?

I rather like how raw my writing is sometimes. Which might sound really vain, but i do like the way i word things or describe things. I love juxtaposition and repetition, or making a good ole circle back to some minute detail that wouldn’t stand out until i repeat it at the end and you’re like “omg” AHAHAHAHA.

Like those little poetic snippets or certain wording i just sit back and go “damn thats kinda good nadia! go you!’ HAHAHA  

40. How did you come up with the idea for The Intimacy Of Being Understood?

AAAAA this fic is like my first child, my pride and joy LMAO

so the idea initially came when i was reading some fic, idk if it was even naruto, but i was like “i don't like this, but i do like the rain symbolism.” And I knew i wanted to write something kind of slow paced, something a little sad and angsty, but would show KakaSaku slowly but surely falling in love.

Idk if you’ve noticed but a lot of my fics, the pairings don’t change each other dramatically. They accept each other as they are and then they grow with together. Like that acceptance is something i just love writing, its so subtle, it isn’t something you declare. Its simply “I am going to love you. I am going to love you despite your flaws and faults. I am going to love you unconditionally because I know you, I understand you, and there is nothing you could do to drive me away.” 

The fic kind of wrote itself after that first scene. I kept going back to the rain, go being ghosts, and resurrection, and the small epiphanies one gets. I wanted to focus on each character’s growth with each other. They didn’t find light in life because of each other, but with each other. And i think that’s my favorite thing about that fic. 

I wanted something raw and real and just something beautiful. I’m actually really proud of it tbh. Would i go back and rewrite/edit it? Oh of course! I’d do that with every single one of my fics, but i’m not gonna cause i think its in its rawest form right now. :))))

ask me shit plz

[finaledenialist]

I heard we’re appreciating the anon who brought us the hotline fic and oh my god I have all the appreciation I have gotten two hours of sleep thanks to that motherfucker it’s amazing.

ahhahaha good!!!! i am running on 2-3 hours of sleep since november 5th but. yeah they deserve all the love!!! BUT WHILE WE’RE AT IT I HOPE THAT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU LEAVES COMMENTS AND KUDOS UNDER THE ACTUAL FIC TO SHOW LOVE AND SUPPORT TO THE AUTHOR!!!!! 

[lordzuuko]

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If during Prince Lotor’s entrance, Christina Aguilera’s “Fighter” doesn’t play, then WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT?! \(ಠ_ಠ)/   Redbubble

[thethirdwheel404]

Med Rewatch Series (#15)

S3 E15: Devil In Disguise.

Episode description: Dr. Charles and Dr. Reese search for answers when a mother brings in her daughter claiming she is possessed.

Let’s get into it.

- april and ethan are pretty cute

- april defending ethan’s sister. you love to see it

- mmm why is sarah’s dad back

- oh no

- damn sarah does not deserve this much trauma

- aw look ava gets in on this conjoined twin business

- i just made myself some vanilla tea and i do not like it

- proceed

- connor making sure to personalize the twins, calling them by their names, not A or B

- the way ava stands behind, further back than connor. just pointing it out

- everytime ava speaks my heart goes brring

- her explaining things. <3

- ava and connor being like: bruh no?

- the doctor being like ‘yall are just a bunch of fellows stfu’

- the fact that ava is still a fellow still kinda floors me. like i respect her so much lmao

- i love her. she’s still learning!

- learning is the number one sign of a good character/person, so

- just connor and ava teaming up, sharing looks, at this doctor not listening. brotp strong

- ava not making a fuss over latham choosing connor over her. ever the professional (if memory serves, connor’s gonna fuck up, ava’s gonna be on for a bit, then connor’s gonna win it back. more evidence to him being the ‘hero’)

- ava has class. i’m so proud of her

- sarah very subtly fidgeting with her hands. yes.

- sarah getting visibly anxious when the guy talks about reconnecting with his daughter

- stop putting her through so much trauma

- sarah slowly saying ‘you’re gonna... talk to the. demon?’

- are they gonna do that thing where all of maggie’s patients come in and support her in the court hearing

- ava watching on in the meeting with a sad face, nearly defeated. i like her

- hands in pockets

- ava staying behind to explain things to connor. (bc she’s the realist)

- like, you can see that she also is not happy with that decision, but she understands the bigger picture. that’s why she’s not protesting

- connor saying ‘this is the one time we shouldn’t be playing the odds’ and ava giving him a confused look, confused at what he said (possibly remembering a point where he was being hypocritical)

- he looks angry all the time. he should have more gray hair and be aged 100 years

- ava. always hands in pockets. i love her so much. so so much.

- this is the one time we see connor really emote (yk w/o rage but rage is barely an ‘emotion’ for him, it’s his rest)

- the way sarah smiles at the patient when charles introduces her

- ahhahaha laying out the body bag jeeeesus

- he’s gonna make a bad decision. we can all feel it

- okay, yeah. ava always following latham’s lead. (ew, gross, suck up, right?) no. she just knows her place. it’s a good thing to know. it’s how you survive in the world (shut up , I know). but like, she’s a realist. she knows the big picture.

- ava’s yessir. yeah

- ava’s look to connor of like ‘come on, you really did it? I thought you grew out of that’

- sympathy

- really like when sarah explains things. she does it so well. love.

- these psych cases are really interesting

- he assaulted his daughter right. jesus

- SARAH DONT

- like yeah go off defend her but... pls be careful

- the way sarah runs down the hallway after him

- its the little things

- the way the ct team looks out for each other

- they really a fun little team. its cute

- connor actually being unnerved. good for him

- the way the nurse smiles at him, proud. idk

- sarah is precious

- ava’s small little smile. i love

- ava looking down at the ground when the doc says she (ava) should be on the separation surgery. she is humble

- ava being surprised latham puts her on the surgery (hiding her happiness)

- connor not making a fuss

- (okay I know we love ava, but at this point does she have the confidence to do the surgery? connor broke her [made her more humble, whatever you want to say] bc when she was introduced and even in her first few episodes she was all confidence. but now, she’s been standing behind connor so much)

- ava being absolutely floored that she gets the surgery. so shocked. (bc she knows that she’s still learning! bc she knows connor gets everything!)

- if she can get a surgery over connor, in this hospital, then she really must be all that

- she shakes her head to try to get her wits about her again, but still

- like look at her. she is in a state of absolute shock

- i can’t believe I watched this the first time and never picked up on any of this.

- god emily has no right to be this adorable

- the april emily ethan dynamic is so interesting. bc april is okay with emily, to the point where she actually ‘crosses’ ethan

- connor and will drinking together. hilarious. funny. good idea.

- are you kidding? the introduce a female doctor that is seemingly a one off, then immediately pawn her off to will ( i was thinking connor for a sec oof)

- i can’t believe connor wore a puffy jacket to a bar. real classy

Alright. So... crisis of confidence, here? (ik, funny, there’s an episode named that hahaha) This version of Ava is so different than super overconfident Ava at the beginning of the season. Like, i don’t want to say it, but... character development? Hmmm?

Like, now Ava is humble, but also she doesn’t seem confident enough to do the procedure.

This was just me admiring Ava’s (and Sarah’s) mannerisms. I love it. Nothing really substantial. What ever. 

thanks for sticking with it

[mountttmase]

hii is that moment of the dayyy

Am I Doing It Right? OHHH THAT ONE IS A WORK OF ART, LITERALLY

HIM WAITING AWAKE FOR HER TO BE BACK SAFE AND SOUND IN HER ROOM😌😌

‘What on earth did you do to that poor boy? After all these years and he’s still completely wrapped around your finger’ MIA YOU ARE SO RIGHT ON THAT😌🥹

‘Well I did take his virginity, maybe it’s that’ you said without thinking, laughing lightly as you looked at her but her face was a picture as you settled on it. Mouth agape and eyes wide and a look of shock on her face as she sat up to stare down at you. AHHAHAHA, Y/N 🤭🤭🤭

‘Oh h-hi. My names y/n, um I was just on the way home from work when I found your wallet on the floor. Well I think it’s yours anyway the address is for here’ you rambled and you mentally slapped yourself for how stupid you must of sounded. ‘Sorry, I’m just returning it’ you gulped and without another word the gate began to open slowly. You took this as your cue to enter and you nervously made your way up the path to his front door. THAT'S HOW I MET YOUR FATHER...

‘Yeah yeah I know all this’ Mia laughed as the pair of you got comfy in bed after getting changed. ‘I want the juicy stuff’ EXACTLY MIA

He didn’t want you like that, you could tell from a mile off and you quickly scrambled off of him as not to embarrass yourself any further. OPS🫣

‘I’m a virgin’ he said quietly but it was loud enough for you to hear. Your head spinning round to face him as his eyes dropped to the floor, a wave of guilt washing over you as his words sunk into your skin. You didn’t know what to say as he stood there scratching his chin awkwardly but he beat you to it this time. ‘If you still wanna go I get it’ OH BABY BOY

‘We made out a few times, she um… she gave me head’ he laughed, hiding his face in his hands and you rubbed up and down his thigh gently to let him know he was fine and he eventually showed his face again. ‘I couldn’t cum though, and then she expected me to return the favour so I panicked and told her the truth and that I didn’t know what to do. She basically told me I was pathetic and left’ SHITTY GIRL😒😒😒

‘God you really are a cow’ she laughed and you hid your face out of embarrassment. ‘You practically outed the poor boy’ AHHAHAHAH I LOVE HER

THE DELICATESSEN YOU ISED TO DESCRIBE THE SEX SCENES

AND HIM.WANTING TO BE READY FOR HER🥹🥹🥹

WOWWWW, CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR MAGICAL BRAIN?🤭🩷🌺

Omg this oneeeee

Masey was so soft and scared and now he’s just wrapped around her finger cause she’s his everything 🩷

They came such a long way in this one he was so cute I need him 🥺

And you can have my brain anytime 😌

[twistedwonderlandimagines]

Jamil’s Open Mike Night (Part 2)

He came back for more. Jade thought Floyd must have been overreacting so he’s joining us. Also Leona needed to bring Ruggie along in case he passes out from laughter again. Pray for Floyd’s sake that this ends up being the last part of this hellish series.

Jamil: Did you hear about the guy who invented knock-knock jokes?

Floyd: No, what about hi-

Jamil: He won the NO BELL prize!

Leona: *already snickering* 

Ruggie: Please tell me they’re not all like this-

Floyd: ...Wow.

Jade, completely flat: Ha... Ha...

Jamil: I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me!

Floyd: What the fuck-

Jade: You don’t even have stubble-

Leona: *face in his hands, laughing uncontrollably*

Ruggie: *cringing and getting up to retreat to the bathroom*

Jamil: I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner because it was just gathering dust!

Floyd: That’s what they do, dude!

Leona: *SNORTS* Jesus-

Jamil: What’s brown and sticky? A stick!

Floyd: I was gonna say-

Ruggie, ducking into the bathroom: Also nutella!

Floyd: ...That too, yeah.

Jamil: Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?

Floyd: Why?

Jamil: Because the “P” is silent!

Jade: Ha... Floyd I can feel my soul leaving my body.

Floyd: What the fuck did I tell you?!

Leona: *laugh-crying with his head on the table*

Lilia, dropping down from the ceiling next to Jamil: Hey I got a joke!

Floyd: *sigh* What, Lilia?

Lilia: What does James Bond do before bed?

Floyd: What? I don’t know. Never slept with the guy. What does he do?

Lilia: He goes... UNDER COVER-

Leona: AHHAHAHA- Get the fuck outta here, Lilia!

Jamil, taking back the microphone: Oh Leona~?

Leona: Oh, oh no... What Jamil?

Jamil: What do you get from a pampered cow?

Leona, trying to speak through his chuckles: I don’t know, what?

Jamil: Spoiled milk!

Leona: *head in his hands, weeping as everyone else rolls their eyes*

Jamil: Is that enough dad jokes? I can never tell.

Floyd: Why are you encouraging him?

Leona: *still laughing* He just sounds so proud of himself whenever he delivers the punch line-

Jamil: Oh, I have another question for you Leona!

Leona: What?

Jamil: Can February march?

Leona: *stifling his laughter* I don’t know, can it?

Jamil: No! But April May! AHAHAHA-

Leona: *furiously wiping away tears of laughter* OH GOD-

Floyd: You fuckin’ hack, get off the stage!

Leona, through his tears: Floyd let him tell his jokes; it makes him happy.

Jamil: How many more jokes do we need?

Floyd: Zero! Get off the stage!

Lilia: No! Do more!

Jamil: Do you want to hear a joke about paper?

Floyd: No!

Jamil: Oh that’s fine. It was tear-able anyway!

Lilia and Leona: *clutching their sides in laughter at Floyd’s horrified expression*

Jamil: I also had a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.

Floyd and Jade: *glaring at Lilia and Leona, who are dying of laughter*

Ruggie, bursting out of the bathroom at mach speed: WHERE’S THE PIZZA?!

[infartoomanyfandoms]

Failsafe

Uh oh

"At least you admit she's evil" yes Catra get her

The way Catra calms down immediately at Adora's touch 😭

Low-key kind of love the SW & Casta dynamic afgfsfhk

Adora's hand is still there 🥺

Please get your hands off Adora

Catra in the background

Yeah that's understandable

Stop touching her

SPINNERELLA AND NETOSSA KISSING ON THE TITLE CARD HELL YES

Catra 🥺

"You have to go and save the world. Spare me the speech." I love them being soft and understanding each other

The hAND HOLDING

"Not because I like you" 😏 Melog says otherwise too!!

Entrapta!!!

Micah!

YOU DON'T GET TO TOUCH HER

The way Catra is immediately terrified

"Don't touch me!!" Tell her Catra!!!

What's happened to She-Ra??

I like that Swift Wind knows he can't stop her at all 🤣

Catra still being jumpy at contact, even from Adora, - god I hate shadow weaver so much

The way Catra's looking at SWs hands and not at her

dISTURBANCE!!!?! IT WAS YOUR FAULT!!!!

"This isn't about tech, this is about our chipped friends." 😭😭😭

Swifty is so stressed

Yessss!!!!!

Oh no. I hope that's Hordak

"ADORA!!" 😭😭😭

"Did you just jump into fire for me?" Her face!!!!! AHAHHSASDFGH "What. No. Shut up!!" The blushing

CASTASPELLA IN THE BACKGROUND AHHAHAHA SHE KNOWS WHAT'S UP

"I see you and Catra are close again" why are you bringing that up?

Ughhhhhhhhh because you're you, right, I forgot

"It's none of your business" tell her Adora!!

"Haven't you hurt each other enough" uGH STOP WITH THIS MANIPULATIVE BULLSHIT

Listen I was so angry at her for the first few seasons when she was around Catra. I didn't mind her so much when she was at Bright Moon doing gardening or whatever but now she's being an inSUFFERABLE BITCH to Catra and Adora AGAIN!!! Leave them alone, you've made their lives hard enough already

Catra!!

It is Hordak!!!!!

"Remember. Your imperfections are beautiful." I love her so much 😭😭😭

I'm not a fan of SW touching Catra or Adora please don't

sTOP IT LOOK HOW ANXIOUS ADORA LOOKS. STOP

Catra stopping her, wow

Melog is annnngry

She's so smart!! And I love her being protective of Adora

stOP TOUCHING HER OH MY GOD IT'S ALWAYS THE HAND ON THE FACE WHEN YOU'RE BEING MANIPULATIVE

I don't like this

Please be careful Adora

Catra 🥺😭😭

The trembling hands

Micah

Oof and this is the first time Glimmer gets to talk to her dad again oUCH

Nearly Adora!!

"Adora please! It doesn't always have to be you! ADORA!!!"

MICAH!!!!

GOOSEBUMPS!!!!!!

Catra's tears 😭

Aw Entrapta

Glimmbow!!

Catra 🥺

Adora's hair 🥺🥺🥺

Catra that was Shadow Weaver, not Adora

"Why are you like this? Why do you always have to sacrifice everything for everyone else? When do you get to choose? What do you want Adora?" And the tears. oUch!! No one's asked her that before!! And she was struggling with being made She-Ra and having a destiny she didn't want so it's really powerful that Catra asked that one specific question. I can't quite articulate everything this scene makes me feel but wow it's so well done

Catra of course she wants you and needs you

She always has!!

"CATRA!!!" ow

SHADOW WEAVER I DARE YOU TO TOUCH HER FUCKING FACE ONE MORE TIME!! I STG I WILL REACH THROUGH THE SCREEN AND BITCHSLAP YOU sTOP

YES ADORA TELL HER