#OH COME ONNNNN

[kekamao]

OUGH

[softshuji]

The exact number is prohibited info and yes we do but the exact details are prohibited for you.

-Derek

*huffs* prohibited?! So if there was an emergency I'm just gonna die in here....?!

Also hmmmm, what about like cafeterias and shower rooms and stuff? Not for us, but for the prisoners? I expect they're kept on very strict regimes no? In my experience that's how it is.

[boimgfrog]

People are so scared of polyamory but it's normal as hell. Like it should not be this complex of a topic 4 people. Literally ur just dating more than one person. Or more than two people are dating each other. It's not some crazy concept like oh my god it's just a different way of dating

[narutosnutsack69]

say what you will about Supernatural but those sluts had the best concept for angel wings in the history of entertainment

[one-strugling-bean]

So i continued watching season 9

[uldahstreetrat]

Junelezen - 9. Deviation

"Though unknown dangers lie in wait within, you must brave them all if you are to learn the truth of the Calamity."

non gif-crunch versions of the shots for ya too, as a treat <3

[feelo-fick]

lies down. so im making chilaios webweave and i am sort of dying because i can only include so much but also......... theres so much i want to say about them..... so many songs and poems that fit..... kill me. i havent even included the mimicry parts. I HAVENT EVEN INCLUDED THE NEVER ENDING CYCLES PARTS. im doomed

[donde-el-diablo-parquea-la-moto]

Imagine bragging about your partner's banana to everyone when given the chance.

Imagine telling everyone how safe you feel in his "metaphorically angelical arms" as they try to kill you.

Imagine defending your relationship with him to your friends, even your child from false cheating allegations.

All of that just so one day all those friends and yourself find out that your b-friend, your significant other, your partner CHEATED WITH THE DEVIL WHILE SAID DEVIL SANG A SONG.

ALL OF THIS IN A MOVIE THEATER.

[skyblueartt]

Bro now that I’m into fnaf I GOTTA see movie 2 on opening night like 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I gotta

[mushroomjar]

Things vocaloid fans can't say to people who don't listen to vocaloid without being looked at like a crazy person:

"Dude you have to check this song out it's so good!"

[tahnari]

i logged on genshin just to see heizou and it turned out hes here only for 3 !!!!!!!! MINUTES !!!!!!!!

[joshuamartian]

An overconfident arch-villain immediately turning into a sopping wet kitty cat when the tables turn is always hilarious to me.

For context, Skeletor spent the whole episode gleefully explaining how he pulled of his diabolical plan to steal the sword of power and become the immortal master of the universe. Then this happens.

[cementcornfield]

i think i hauve covid 😐 x

[magaprima]

@hvbris sent “You can't beat evil by doing evil.” from Ava!

Lilith's yes flickered over Ava, quietly gauging and judging the level of the girl's naivety, of how much she was so deeply entrenched in an archaic and Abrahamic view of seeing the world in clear cut ideas of good and evil, of just how much grey she would potentially allow into her lines of black and white.

"Well," she began, "sometimes a little hellraising is precisely what's needed to...move the needle." She gave her a little smile. "It's your motives that really decide the...morality of the action, not the action itself. And," she continued, "sometimes the only way to win is to fight fire with....hellfire."

[pomegranate]

my brain is on fire

[identitty-dickruption]

the awesome thing about being in a (mostly) dead fandom is that I get to have all the toxic opinions in the world and the chances of someone knowing what the fuck I'm talking about are so so low