#OH BTW MY DOG HAS LIKE WHITE CURLY HAIR WHICH IS WHY

[woahajimes]

felt like sending this in an ask but i had this one dream where i was in a qpr w/ akaashi and it was so great. also iwaoi was there for some reason

i- the furthest blorbo dream i've had is when I had a really high fever and dreamt that hirugami's dog was MY dog (as in, my dog belonged to HIM) and then hirugami became so fond of my dog because he reminds him of korai

[reddiess]

[stan_the_man messaged you]

For the anon who wrote:  "stenbrough social media/college au where person A is an instagram model and person B is a fan who has a friend that forces them to follow and comment, and !! person A notices him!!!!" i’m so sorry something was wrong with the connection so i either didn’t post it or deleted it but shoot me a message if you liked it op! you can also find this on my AO3 Requests are open, shoot me a prompt for a fic or headcanon!! Summary:  Stanley Uris has an undying crush on Instagram model Bill Denbrough. Which is fine, until Richie Tozier goes and messages him. * The moment Stanley Uris spots his best friend with his phone in his hand, suspiciously only tapping once on the screen and with purpose, is the moment he knows Richie Tozier is fucking dead. "Richie," he draws the word out as if to question his friend's entire existence. "What are you doing with my phone?" The traitor looks up and has the audacity to smile innocently, like he doesn't know what Stanley is talking about. "Um... Nothing?" "Nothing my ass," Stan murmurs under his breath before sizing the situation up and jumping into action. He throws himself over the back of their leather couch but Richie is already out of the living room, wheezing as he bolts towards the kitchen door. Stan stops and crosses his arms in front of his torso, waiting for the inevitable— CRASH! He watches with perverse satisfaction as his flatmate trips over the ironing board standing in the entrance to the kitchen, toppling to the floor. "There's something in the way," he deadpans. "Watch out."

"Fucking bitch." Richie pushes himself up. Somehow, there's still an unnerving grin splitting his frog face in two. "I still messaged him though."

Stanley's eye twitches. "Who exactly, again?" He stomps over to the monster he calls his best friend and rips his phone out of his hand. "WHAT THE FUCK!"

*

DING!

stan_the_man followed you

DING!

stan_the_man mentioned you in a comment: @billyboy boi fuk me up u fiiiiiiine

Bill Denbrough's eyebrows draw together in confusion, his stare almost piercing holes into the touchscreen of his phone; what kind of language...?

DING!

stan_the_man messaged you: dam boi are u a pair of ray bans bc ud look great sitting on my face ;);););)

The line is so out of the blue and bizarre that Bill actually bursts out laughing. He sits up and quickly screenshots the ridiculous message to send to the groupchat with his closest friends.

Out of pure curiosity he clicks on stan_the_man's profile and is surprised to find that the guy looks fairly normal – handsome, even – and not at all creepy like he would've expected. There's also no trace of the attitude or the, um, grammar he used in his direct message to Bill. He actually just looks like a regular guy who's nice and hot and therefore way out of Bill's league.

He goes back to the direct message to type in a reply but changes his mind pretty quickly. Should he even address something as childish and weird as this message? Should he even...

DING!

He almost drops his phone in surprise.

stan_the_man: Oh God, sorry. That was my roommate, this is so embarrassing. He thinks he's funny.

No emojis, no pickup lines. But at least the guy has good grammar. That's more than what he normally sees on Instagram these days.

*

Stan tries to forget all about the most embarrassing event of his life, also known as the time Richie dm'd his Instagram crush with a godawful fuckboy one-liner. He doesn't unfollow Bill Denbrough though because why would he?

He does still spend a good majority of his free time stalking the guy's profile. What can he do when Bill is literally perfect with all his black and white photoshoots and colorful model shots in European countries and mirror selfies with his dog? What is Stan supposed to do, ignore it? Yeah well, not today - and not only because he's a photography major and the shots make his heart weep but also because Bill is ridiculously perfect.

So here's the brief story of how he found the guy: He was exhausted after a long day of work and was in search of a movie stupid enough for his mushy brain to absorb. In this state of mind, a person's brain capacity is not exactly at its full potential, and so that's his excuse for clicking on a Buzzfeed article titled "21 Hottest Male Models We Shamelessly Follow On Instagram". Go figure.

All of them were hot, of course. But Bill Denbrough was... something else. All Stanley could think about was photographing him. Most of the models were these muscly, handsome machos with chiseled jawlines and messy hair - your typical, well, douchebag look. None of them were Stan's type by far, so he was ready to close the article but then he saw number 21, Bill Denbrough aka @billyboy. Bill was... stunning, to say the least. For starters, he didn't have any facial hair, one point for him. He was not buff, more of a tall and lean type, another point. Not the average face that's considered universally attractive but more of a unique charm and he seemed to have a dog; more points. His bio said:

Bill Denbrough 23yr old model based in New York, loves dogs, books, nature and tv shows. Advocate for LGBTQ+ and homeless youth. For business inquiries, please contact...

His pictures all matched with his bio, Stan realized as he scrolled through his profile. He really was a dog and nature lover, liked to read and was actively helping the LGBT and homeless youth - infinite points and there went Stanley Uris' heart.

So that was then. Now is now, and now... Stan is getting a message from him.

What!?

Stan clears his cache, force stops and restarts the Instagram app and cold boots his phone but it's still there:

billyboy: Haha, no problem man. I know a lot about annoying roommates. I like your work btw!

What. The. Fuck. He doesn't know if he should smack Richie or kiss him.

stan_the_man: Wow, thank you! I'm a photography & imaging major so they're mostly my assignments, but some of them are just for fun. Are you still studying?

Lame, but kind of okay. Acknowledged Bill's compliment, gave a bit of insight related to the topic, asked to show he's also interested in having a conversation. That's normal, right? He waits a couple of minutes before sending it just so he doesn't seem desperate but gets a reply almost instantly.

billyboy: Yeah, I'm studying creative writing, it's my last year though. Can't wait to be out of uni tbh.

stan_the_man: same, I'd sell my soul at this point for it to be over

Bill laughs, or at least sends a laughing emoji so Stan guesses he does. That's how he starts talking to his Instagram crush.

*

It doesn't help much with his crush, talking to Bill. If anything, it makes him like the guy even more, which in turn just makes his heart hurt when he thinks about how he doesn't have a chance. Sometimes he has a flicker of hope, like when Bill says something especially flirty or compliments his new picture. He doesn't post many selfies but the one he does Bill ends up commenting on ("What a handsome curly man #crying") and Stanley ends up gaining 300 followers overnight.

And his infatuation with the model just keeps growing and growing. He's certain Bill is not perfect, he can't be but what can a man do when it sure seems like he is? Stan has no chance. So he does the stupidest thing he can do and invites him out for coffee. As soon as he sends the message he throws his phone across the room, the childhood habit of biting his fingernails making a short but threatening return. Get your act together, Stanley thinks. He's just a guy.

He's Bill Denbrough, he's not just some guy! His mind helpfully supplies.

You're arguing with yourself again. Stop it.

I do whatever I w--

DING!

That has to be Bill. It has to be. Stan carefully rounds his bed and reaches for his phone, pushing the home button so he sees his lockscreen. The preview of Bill's message starts with Sure! When are you... and then it's cut off.

Stanley looks around to see if Richie is in hearing distance, and when he finds he's in the clear, he does a dance of celebration.

He really should give a present of gratitude to Richie now.

*

It goes well. Coffee, that is. They hit it off right away because as normal as Bill comes through in his messages, his humour actually aligns with Stan's in that dry, passive aggressive, death loving kind of way. Which is fine. Amazing.

What's not amazing however, is how perfect he actually is. Stan sees his clear skin and perfect hair and amazing body proportions and red lips every day on Instagram but it has nothing on the real thing. There's just no way any camera could ever capture the charisma the guy has.

(Stanley is going to try though. Even if Bill wouldn't have agreed to it, he would somehow bribe him into modeling for his portfolio. He did agree though, and without any extra convincing too so Stan is going to make the most of that promise.)

It turns out that Bill's favorite tv show is Supernatural, bless his soul, but his favorite movie is Edward Scissorhands, which Stan also loves. They also realize they go to the same university and actually took a course together last semester – some bullshit class where attendance wasn't mandatory – except Stan never realized it. Bill traveled a lot last year due to his modeling career and Stan literally never was there so there was little to no chance of them meeting; which is nice because he would have had an aneurysm on the spot.

When he gets home that afternoon Richie is already sitting in the armchair in their living room with crossed legs.

"I see you've had a fun day," he waves his phone at Stanley, who has to squint to see that Bill has uploaded the selfie they took together to his Instagram.

"None of your business," Stan replies and automatically turns to leave. Well, he would if Richie Tozier didn't jump on his back the next second and really, how is he that fast?

"Tell me EVERYTHING Stan the man, don't you even think about sparing me any juicy details!" Richie booms in his ear before he manages to shake him off enough that only his arms remain locked around Stan's neck. "Come oooon, I hooked you guys up!"

"What the fuck do you mean you hooked us-" DING! "Excuse me, I have to go." He unceremoniously bites Richie in the forearm until he has no chance to let go with a yelp.

"At least tell me later!" his best friend shouts after him but he's already halfway to his room. He plops down onto the light blue bedsheets he changed just yesterday, and the faint smell of the detergent kind of reminds him of how Bill smelled when they half-hugged while saying goodbye.

billyboy: Thank you for the coffee today! I actually have a confession to make.

billyboy: Tell me if I got the wrong message or anything but I had a very hard time not kissing you after we met. I just thought it would be fair to tell you.

Stan turns so his face mushes into the pillow and screams.

*

("When were you going to tell me this?!" Richie shouts, pushing his phone screen into Stan's face. "HUH?"

It's a picture Bill took on campus of them kissing - he uploaded it onto his Instagram story which in turn spiked hundreds of fans to raid Stanley's DM's – mostly with positivity – and Richie to, apparently, have a mental breakdown.

"Just die," Stan replies, pushing the oversized phone out of his face, but he is smiling. "I was going to tell you later, maybe when we're not in the library? You're making a lot of noise."

He's pretty sure he can see Richie's face turn purple with how much he's trying not to scream.

He is going to buy him a present, don't worry. But for now, he has to work on his assignment so he can go meet his boyfriend.)

[howblunt]

1-98 weird asks!

First off: Thank you so much! I’m very excited to answer all of these :) 

Second off: Let’s begin

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? 

Coffee Mugs 

 2. chocolate bars or lollipops? 

lollipops for sure 

 3. bubblegum or cotton candy? 

bubblegum! (though i do love cotton candy)

 4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? 

honestly I’m not sure. I’m sure it was something about me being quite and bad at participating 

 5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups? 

(reusable) Plastic cups 

 6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? 

I love the look of pastel 

but I think I dress more preppy ? with a hint of grunge(maybe goth) 

 7. earbuds or headphones?

I wear earbuds more often but I do prefer headphones 

 8. movies or tv shows? 

MOVIES

 9. favorite smell in the summer? 

how the pool smells and sunscreen 

 10. game you were best at in p.e.? 

none. P.E. was awful.

Stick to the back and hope the ball doesn’t come at me, that’s how I lived. 

 11. what you have for breakfast on an average day? 

Cereal. I am a simple woman 

 12. name of your favorite playlist? 

currently it is my “Jean + Scott angst (and love)” playlist off spotify 

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3VAC9t28sIrgO7Y4os5a34

 13. lanyard or key ring? 

key ring 

 14. favorite non-chocolate candy? 

anything gummy but more specifically gummy worms 

 15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

Wide Sargasso Sea 

If you like Gothic novels with some unrequited love and desire… hit this book up. Look up the plot of Jane Erye first.. it’s like a prequel. Btw I hated Jane Erye. But love Wide Sargasso Sea. Lots of symbolism and even witch craft 

 16. most comfortable position to sit in?

Legs stretched out, both on the ground 

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

My black tennis shoes. Very comfortable 

 18. ideal weather? 

Fall weather. Wind and sunshine 

 19. sleeping position?

Usually on my right side. But I wake up on my back

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)? 

Laptop

 21. obsession from childhood?

Barbie dolls! and my little pony+ littlest pet shop 

 22. role model? 

This is a hard one because I don’t really have anyone. But I guess Dan Aykroyd (my senior quote is from him) 

 23. strange habits? 

biting the inside of my mouth, fidgeting + folding up papers that are given to me (like in mass), and chewing my straws 

 24. favorite crystal? 

Rose quartz and orange Calcite

 25. first song you remember hearing?

Here Comes the Sun

My mom used to sing it in the morning to wake up my sister and me 

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather? 

Swim

Or walk/ride my bike to the library 

 27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

curl up in a blanket and stay inside 

 28. five songs to describe you? 

(In no order)

Not Today by Twenty One Pilots 

Wow, I’m Not Crazy by AJR 

xanny by Billie Eilish 

I’m In Love With My Car by Queen

Why Do You Feel So Down by Declan McKenna 

 29. best way to bond with you? 

Going shopping (clothes or other). This way we can chat and also have something to do 

 30. places that you find sacred?

The library and church 

 31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? 

idk full outfit but my black pleated skirt makes me feel good 

 32. top five favorite vines? 

In no order

*girl vapes* wow

I smell like beef 

Lets’s tell each other secrets. I’ll go first, I hate you. 

Chris is that a weed?!

This is how I enter my house. What’s up fuckers?! 

 33. most used phrase in your phone? 

omg

 34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? 

that one for the shampoo made for curly hair. and it goes “That’s curl power”

 35. average time you fall asleep? 

11 or 12 during the week. 1 or 2 for weekends 

 36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing? 

Rage comics. idk which specifically. But i used to run a rage comic meme account. I was pretty popular ;)

37. suitcase or duffel bag? 

suitcase

 38. lemonade or tea? 

lemonade (though i do LOVE tea)

 39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

Lemon cakes 

 40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?  

omg so. There was this girl who told on this other girl for cheating on a test. Then like the whole grade just ganged up on this other girl and started calling her “the snitch” because the cheater’s friend group started saying “snitches get stitches” (lol even tho i went to an all girls, majority white + prissy + upper class, catholic school but go off) that went on for too long.

at some party they started to chant “snitches get stitches” 

the girl who started the chant then got suspended 

41. last person you texted? 

my ex. (it was a good breakup) 

 42. jacket pockets or pants pockets? 

jacket pockets 

 43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket? 

hoodie 

 44. favorite scent for soap?

strawberry 

 45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

sci-fi (lmao x-men is under sci-fi at the library. so it counts) 

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in? 

XL t-shirt from giving blood and some very loose pajama shorts 

 47. favorite type of cheese?

American

 48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? 

Mango (I eat enough to turn into one)

 49. what saying or quote do you live by? 

“Comparison will kill you”

 50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

OMG so there was this big spider web. And me and a friend thought it would be funny to call another friend over. And then be like “’lol u just walked passed a huge spider”–we didn’t think she would walk into it or near it because it was right by the edge of a lake we were by. So we call her over and this girl starts sprinting over toward us and RIGHT toward the spider web, and she had this big smile. And my friend and I yelled at her to stop. And when we were laughing saying she was about to run into a spider web and showed her the big spider, she began to freak out (maybe even cry). 

She was okay after the shock and fear wore off. 

I literally have tears in my eyes from typing this 

 51. current stresses? 

My friend moving away really far 

Starting school

making new friends 

 52. favorite font? 

I honestly don’t have one

 53. what is the current state of your hands? 

kinda dry

 54. what did you learn from your first job?

That I really love kids

 55. favorite fairy tale? 

Little Red Riding Hood and Rapunzel 

 56. favorite tradition?

Every one of my family’s Christmas traditions 

 57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome? 

My self doubt

sharing my art + writing 

My self confidence + learning my worth 

 58. four talents you’re proud of having?

I can play the piano

I can draw and paint

I can embroider and sew (not well but I have fun)

I can write pretty creative stories 

 59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

“Oh gosh, now what?”

 60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? 

Magical Girl Anime

 61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

Darjeeling Limited directed by Wes Anderson: “What’s wrong with you?” / “Let me think about that. I’ll tell you the next time I see you.” / “Sure, tell me then.” / “Thanks for using me.” / “You’re Welcome.” 

 62. seven characters you relate to?

Will from Stranger Things (with the whole not wanting to give up “childish things” and other stuff his friends are growing out of)

David Wong from John Dies at the End (with how he handles the situation and thinks)

Molly from Booksmart (not the going to a great college or being super smart + looking down on people part. But wanting to go to a party and flirt with cute boys)

Erin from Derry Girls (Tbh, I relate to all the main girls in this show)

Eric from That 70s Show (sometimes)

A mix between Ben and Andy from Parks and Rec

63. five songs that would play in your club?

Good Old Fashion Lover Boy by Queen 

Dance, Baby! by Boy Pablo 

Hooked On A Feeling by Blue Swede 

Fake Happy by Paramore 

Sober Up by AJR

 64. favorite website from your childhood? 

Club Penguin and Webkinz 

 65. any permanent scars?

On my knees from falling as a child. A small scar under my eye from a dog bite 

66. favorite flower(s)? 

Roses and Daisies 

 67. good luck charms?  

I wear this necklace a friend gave me when I am nervous 

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

Green Tea flavored Mochi is kinda nasty to me

 69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned? 

Dan Aykroyd lost his wallet that he always kept chained to his belt. He was freaking out and searching all over while John Belushi was laughing his butt off

 70. left or right handed?

right 

 71. least favorite pattern?

anything with too many circles / holes 

72. worst subject? 

Anything Science related 

 73. favorite weird flavor combo?

idk but do NOT try lemonade with Doritos. it taste like throw up 

I’ve made this mistake twice 

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

it has to be an 7 or so

 75. when did you lose your first tooth? 

gosh, i’m not sure 

 76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)? 

tator tots 

 77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

this is a question for my sister 

 78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

I regularly buy sushi from a grocery store so that works 

the grocery store I go to has a sushi bar and has fresh sushi every day 

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

tbh they both looks kinda good.. not to BRAG. but i guess driver’s license 

 80. earth tones or jewel tones? 

Earth tones

 81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

fireflies 

 82. pc or console? 

pc 

 83. writing or drawing?

BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH

both

 84. podcasts or talk radio? 

podcast – no commercials 

 84. barbie or polly pocket? 

Barbie all the WAY! Though I do love me a good polly pocket 

 85. fairy tales or mythology?

Fair Tales

 86. cookies or cupcakes?

Cookies

though i like making cupcakes more 

 87. your greatest fear?

Being kidnapped and never being found 

 88. your greatest wish?

To find my ideal man

 89. who would you put before everyone else? 

Anyone in my family 

 90. luckiest mistake?

Thinking a test is sooner so I study. But then ending up having another day to study as well. 

91. boxes or bags?

Boxes 

 92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights? 

lamps 

(maybe some fairy lights in the background) 

 93. nicknames?

My real name is Veronica but I go by Ronni

Ron Ron, Gonni, Ronica 

 94. favorite season? 

Fall 

 95. favorite app on your phone? 

music 

 96. desktop background? 

I’m a Kaneki slut (Tokyo Ghoul) 

 97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

two

 98. favorite historical era?

style wise: 1800 rococo -- Marie Antoinette period 

media wise: 1970s  

[wyrm-wolf]

Primal Curiosity

This prompt is by @ravenstaggabriel who wanted some Dark!Will, and well slightly changed this up too after watching the movie Primal Fear (great movie btw) But Hannibal is a lawyer, still the Ripper, and is on a case where Will has been convicted of murder ;D guess who's the real liar here ~~ Hannibal is a lawyer, a man of his word, someone you can trust to get you out of a tight fit. A proud and rich man who takes on every case he’s giving, and wins them without even having to get his hands dirty. He is also a murderer The Chesapeake Ripper to be exact, but no one really needs to know that, yes? Because this story isn’t about a man going by day as a lawyer, good law abiding citizen, and at night a cruel and terrible man he kills who he thinks deserves a place on his table. No because this story is actually about his new client, a shy man, born in Louisiana, who had been convicted of unspeakable murders. Murder for five murders, of five different people that have as much common as each other, and with Will, as they do with a spoon. Now, Hannibal has seen cases likes these, and has done a few, but looking at the murder scenes just ignites something inside of them, as this Copycat Killer has chosen to follow murder cases taken by the FBI. Teasing them off the trail with these copying murders of his own design, it is...interesting to say the least. But when he takes a look  at Will Graham, his client, and does he take a look. He finds a poor man, who lives with seven dogs, has himself placed somewhere in between Aspergers and autistic, and is unknowingly suffering from encephalitis. He does not see any possible chance of this man being a murderer, and more of a little wind up toy ready to be played with, especially with how his brain is frying itself. Hannibal smiles softly to the twitchy man, listening to him as he explains where he was at the time of the murders. His accent drawling out in his speech, making Hannibal smile a little more, because if he could describe the way this curly haired, small twitchy little man, would just be cute. “And on the eighth, i was out in the town, cause Buster had an appointment at the vet’s. He-he uh..he ate something he wasn’t supposed to eat. I-I have the bills if you need evidence for that.” Will drawled, his continuing to avoid Hannibal’s own. “No, need Will. I have everything I need, you don’t have to worry about anything.” Hannibal smiled, checking his watch at the end of his sentence. Waiting for their appointment to be finished, so he could go catch his next meal. Smirking a little at the little inside joke. “T-Thank you, Dr. Lecter, I can’t tell you how much t-this means to me. I w-wish I could repay you one day for your kindness.” Will stuttered, standing up to shake Hannibal’s hand, as their appointment was finished. “Nonsense Will, it is my job, and i am always happy to help those who are convicted of false crimes.” Hannibal smiled, sharp toothed like a snake, something venomous and large, a king of it’s land. Hannibal leaves that night with a smile, checking his watch as he gets into his Bentley, sitting behind to watch as Will leaves with his old beat up truck. Finally, Hannibal leaves his office, going off route to the necessary area to pick up his food, only someone has already beaten him to them. And by somebody he means Will Graham, his client. Raising an eyebrow, Hannibal takes note of which way Will had gone, and exactly which way Will was supposed to go down to get to his house. A detector then? Whatever it might be, there was something clearly off by the picture. Following behind, Hannibal shuts off his headlights, parking a little ways behind to watch his client. Will moves with the same kind of ease that Hannibal has seen him, day in and day out, twitchy and nervous, shrinking himself so he appears smaller. He watches as Will speaks to Hannibal’s next kill, they make a short talk, before Will is having theman follow him to the back of the car. Now this would have seemed like Will was about to offer the man some help, when suddenly he had a knife in hand, and was tearing apart the man’s chest. Cutting down from the abdomen to his chest, letting him fall to the ground, as he pulls a little cloth to wipe the knife off. And suddenly it’s like he’s seeing some whole new side of Will, no longer is he the twitchy man, but someone with pride and a stable mind. Interesting Hannibal watched as Will made quick work of the man’ car, before opening his trunk to open it up to a white sheet laid out on the ground. Where Will would then, place the man’s dead body on the cloth to wrap him up, like he was being mummified. Once the man’s body was safely secured, Will went back to the front of his truck, before driving away with the body. Not wanting to miss out on the rest of this illusive man’s story, Hannibal was quick to follow behind him. Hours further down the dark road, Hannibal found himself being lead back to Will’s house, where he watched as Will carried the mummified body into the shack just outside of his house. Taking precocious steps to the little shack, as Hannibal peaked through the cracks of the doors to see what Will was hiding behind in there, only, he didn’t expect the knife to be held at his throat. “Dr. Lecter, you seem to be out late, hm? Shouldn’t you be home, having a little bit of wine, with some fancy ass dinner of yours?” Will questioned, the knife close enough to Hannibal’s skin, so that if he needed to Will would be able to cut his throat open quickly. “I could ask you the same Will, killing a man out on the road, while you should be home with your dogs. Are you not being convicted of murder, or was I deaf this entire case?” he prods, wanting to see how Will will react. He gets a small scoff, “Oh, don’t try your little games with me, Hannibal.  I can see right through that mask of your, I know who you are.” “And who exactly would that be?” Will smirks, “Well that would ruin the fun if I told you, wouldn’t it Hannibal?” The knife disappears from his throat, as hands turn him around so he can stare eye to eye with another monster. “Tell you what, get me pass this case with no charges, and let me out as a free man, and I’ll answer your questions.” “And if I decide to tell the police, or let the case fail?” Will chuckles, “You won’t.” “Oh? And why not?” “Because you’re curious what would happen.” And oh, was he right about that.

[notalk-justthought]

all of them fuck-o

oh geez okay here we gooo~

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? 

-probably Daria 

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

-i guess im shy ye

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

-my friends at college

4. Are you easy to get along with?

-i think so

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

-i dont have a crush on anyone so no one? oh dear

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

-uhhh i honestly dont know anymore

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

-nope

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

-no one

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

-for the most part yeah, depends on who im talking to

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

-Daria

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

-“ye”

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

-Be Here by Kaitlyn Alexander, Cocoon by Milky Chance, Freaks Orchestra by The Noisy Freaks, Learn to Trust by Bad Suns and Sur Ma Route by Black M

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

-YES

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

-eh kinda

15. What good thing happened this summer?

-i had a margarita for the first time

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

-i havent kissed anyone sooo

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

-ofc

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

-no

19. Do you like bubble baths?

-yeah, but i havent had one in years ;w;

20. Do you like your neighbors?

-they’re aight dont talk to them much tho

21. What are you bad habits?

-i pick at scabs if i have them

22. Where would you like to travel?

-Japan, Australia, India, Canada, anywhere really

23. Do you have trust issues?

-kinda

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

-i dont remember what my daily routine is since im on break, but eating is fun

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

-im pretty comfortable with my body

26. What do you do when you wake up?

-wish to go back to sleep

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

-nope

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

-Daria

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

-no

30. Do you ever want to get married?

-eh not really

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?

-yes

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

-none im ace my dude

33. Spell your name with your chin.

-oliuvbua

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

-i used to

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

-tv

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

-yea

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

-“so…”

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

-uhhhh someone who’s nice, likes animals, can make me laugh, um idk something like that

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

-free people

40. What do you want to do after high school?

-im in college rn

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

-it depends on what happened tbh like if something happened that was really bad, then no

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

-im either spacing out or listening to music

43. Do you smile at strangers?

-sometimes

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

-both

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

-hunger or the fear of being late to something

46. What are you paranoid about?

-nothing

47. Have you ever been high?

-nope

48. Have you ever been drunk?

-nah

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

-i dont think so

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

-probably purple

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

-yeah

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

-be more motivated to do things i want to do

53. Favourite makeup brand?

-i dont have one

54. Favourite store?

-idk

55. Favourite blog?

-uhhh @animentality probably, fills up my dose of salt everyday

56. Favourite colour?

-blue i guess

57. Favourite food?

-pasta

58. Last thing you ate?

-bread and butter

59. First thing you ate this morning?

-cereal

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

-no?

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

-nope

62. Been arrested? For what?

-nope

63. Ever been in love?

-*What is Love starts playing*

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

-never had a first kiss

65. Are you hungry right now?

-kinda

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

-maybe a little bit, i dunno

67. Facebook or Twitter?

-neither

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

-tumblr

69. Are you watching tv right now?

-no

70. Names of your bestfriends?

-Daria, Pierce, Erica ( @holtzmann-af ), Audra ( @marshmallow-welfare ) and Louise …thats all my friends….uhhhh

71. Craving something? What?

-not really

72. What colour are your towels?

-blue

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

-one

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

-nope

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

-9 or 10

75. Favourite animal?

-penguins!

76. What colour is your underwear?

-it has like 3 different colors, pink blue and grey i think

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

-vanilla

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

-mint chocolate chip 

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

-grey

80. What colour pants?

-black

81. Favourite tv show?

-This Is Us

82. Favourite movie?

-Shaun of the Dead

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

-Mean Girls

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

-21 Jump Street

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

-Janis Ian

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

-Dory

87. First person you talked to today?

-myself

88. Last person you talked to today?

-myself

89. Name a person you hate?

-nathan 

90. Name a person you love?

-uhhh Daria

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

-yes, it me

92. In a fight with someone?

-no

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

-idk 3?

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

-like 4

95. Last movie you watched?

-Moonlight

96. Favourite actress?

-i have no idea

97. Favourite actor?

-uhhhh dont know

98. Do you tan a lot?

-im naturally tan

99. Have any pets?

-yes, 2 cats

100. How are you feeling?

-im tired

101. Do you type fast?

-ye

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

-yeah

103. Can you spell well?

-i can spell well, w-e-l-l

but yeah i can spell pretty decently

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

-yeah

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

-no

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

-maybe?

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

-yeah

108. What should you be doing?

-eating pizza i guess

109. Is something irritating you right now?

-stuffy nose

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

-nope

111. Do you have trust issues?

didn’t i answer this already?

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

-my mom and bro

113. What was your childhood nickname?

-lulu

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

-yep

115. Do you play the Wii?

-used to

116. Are you listening to music right now?

-no, surprisingly

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

-yeah

118. Do you like Chinese food?

-yeah

119. Favourite book?

-More Than This by Patrick Ness

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

-no

121. Are you mean?

-i hope not

122. Is cheating ever okay?

-never

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

-no

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

-nope

125. Do you believe in true love?

-not really no

126. Are you currently bored?

-no

127. What makes you happy?

-being with close friends and just hanging out, and cats and dogs

128. Would you change your name?

-no

129. What your zodiac sign?

-cancer

130. Do you like subway?

-its fine

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

-i dunno, make it clear i dont like them and still be friends with them

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

-my dad

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

-I am clumsy and speechless/and you leave me breathless/and all I can do is just/be here -Be Here by Kaitlyn Alexander

134. Can you count to one million?

-maybe if i had the determination to

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

-i dont know

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

-closed

137. How tall are you?

almost 5′2 almost

138. Curly or Straight hair?

-both?

139. Brunette or Blonde?

-brunette

140. Summer or Winter?

-winter

141. Night or Day?

-night

142. Favourite month?

-October

143. Are you a vegetarian?

-nope

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

-dark

145. Tea or Coffee?

-yes

146. Was today a good day?

-yeah it was

147. Mars or Snickers?

-snickers

148. What’s your favourite quote?

- “This is totally off topic but I’m watching an anime and an ad for trojan condoms came on and I’m confused as to why because there is no way I’m going to get laid when watching anime.” -notalk-justthought (me)

(I was watching No. 6 btw)

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

-yeah

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

-there arent any books near me…..i looked up a book online okay

“He’s as hard as a rock and about as human…he thinks I’m a pain in the neck. He likes Soda–everybody likes Soda–but he can’t stand me.” -The Outsiders