#OH AND THE GARNISH?!?!?
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my fried rice recipe is just 👌
#perfect amount of spice#perfect amount of veg#perfect colour#perfect temp#ugh it was so good#OH AND THE GARNISH?!?!?#perfect
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art trade with @littlehornedoak! (check out her companion piece here!)
she asked me to draw my favorite dungeon meshi character with brushbug... I can't pick a favorite so I went with the one the chat would kin assign me
after finishing it I decided it needed another version too :)
#dungeon meshi#laios touden#brushbug#witch hat atelier#wha#tongari boushi no atelier#Laios option 1: 🥺 you guys come look at this fluffy lil guy he's so cute! I think he's friendly... aww he's sharing an acorn with me!#Laios option 2: oh SWEET this snack comes with its own garnish 👀
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another little barn for us all while we Anticipate <3
#*clenches fist* he's just a little guy...#i think that nervouscitement for the updates#makes my brain lunge at puppy barn to stay Sane <3#he calms me... in all forms but This One. oh this one. squeezing him!#That Book Is So Wonky But I Couldnt Fix It! Oopsie Fucking Daisy!#no time to care about a book when im doodling barnaby-#scribble garnish#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#barnaby b beagle#your honor i love him and i cant wait to see More of him!#opening up the heart shaped locket of him In My Mind and gazing wistfully at it#what will happen i wonder :]c
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Legacy. You think about it?
And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the Lord God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man. Genesis 2:21-23~
"Wait, so what was the best one?"
"Best what? "
"Best meal you ever had."
"Yeah, it was, it was Carmy's."
"I knew it. I knew it, yeah."
"Sydney: Hmm. He is really, really... really good."
"High praise."
"Yeah, but he's still a little bitch."
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Inspired by my add-on to @espumado's thread here on the supernatural and mythological references in The Bear. @thoughtfulchaos773 @glitterslag @moodyeucalyptus @vacationship @ambeauty @lecham1644 @tinfishlove @whenmemorydies @brokenwinebox @glitterslag @tvfantic87 @augustmonsooning @devisrina @imliterallyjustablackgirl @angelica4equity @outmakingmoonshine @blackjack-15
#the bear#the bear fx#the bear hulu#sydcarmy#sydney adamu#carmen berzatto#carmy x syd#sydney x carmy#syd x carmy#the bear season 3#the bear season 3 spoilers#paupiette of hamachi with blood orange#the bear meta#the bear edit#the bear is a love story#the bear is a deconstructed pastoral comedy#the bear is a haunted house#the bear spoilers#Youtube#also is that a potato chip garnish? syd garnishing nat's omelette with potato chips.....oh god somebody hold me.#the bear is a ghost story#the bear is a husband and wife power struggle comedy#carmy is adam#eve is sydney#and lilith is claire#the magic trick#my webweaving#the bear webweaving#Spotify
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summer one farmer mash shitpost except I was having too much fun with the expressions and the meme is now a little off anyway they’re both autistic
#Shane’s expression was meant to be far more like… weirded out but intrigued however I couldn’t figure out how to draw that and instead#landed on (OH! this twink is fucking pathetic. smash) like… he is intrested in clump of dirt with moss garnish either way#I just couldn’t get the expression right for him. with mash I was just having fun drawing pathetic loser crying#like especially with mash being mute it would just be like 5 seconds of silence while showing off a clump of dirt and then starting to cry#which is conceptually really funny to me. no words and then just like sniffling and crying like a small child#farmer mash#sdv farmer#farmer oc#stardew valley farmer#stardew farmer#shane x farmer#sdv#sdv shane#stardew fanart#stardew art#shane stardew valley#stardew valley oc#sdv art#sdv oc#stardew valley art#shane stardew#stardew shane#stardew valley#shane sdv#stardew oc#stardew valley fanart#stardew#stardew shane fanart#stardew valley shane#shane stardew fanart
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guess bro got anothe egg sandwich but i think the'es mor purp cabbage than chicken
#well it's liek two small half sandiches but yeah#i know the food court has like an egg toast thing but been while sincei was by myself#but atl eas thre you could ask for no mayo#tho ididn't mind the orange? sauce they had#Tho there was also green chpped garnish like parsley?#tho otehr than color didn't have strong of a taste/enough to ask them to leave it off#personalice#tho idid also see some kinda pepper? green thing instead the square egg too but oh well
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i was worried that one bulb of garlic wasn't enough but everyone cleaned out my big bowl so i guess it was!
#i was tasting and tasting but i genuinely could not tell because i'd already had garlic pasta for breakfast and lunch :')))))))#so i got to take home some kimchi fried rice and spicy tomato pasta in my big bowl!#oh yeah AND i brought crushed garlic chips for garnishing🧄😌🧄😌🧄 😌#and oh my GOSH my secret santa got me bright dead things by ada limon and A TIM LINCECUM CARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#IT'S THE ONE OF BUSTER PICKING HIM UP IN A HUG AFTER THE NO-NO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#sorry for all the emojis i am just. feeling a lot today and tonight >.<#garlic my friend garlic#a happy thing#sor.txt
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Sext: Let me cook you something...
#Texts I would send someone if I was dating them#I'm not though and probably won't be able to#but like#cooking food for someone has GOT to be one of the most romantic things you can do for another person#like hey#I care about you so much I wanna make sure you're eating yummy food#My parents were/are really into cooking and that rubbed off on me#Tonight without using a recipe I randomly made shrimp scampi#by sauteing shrimp in a butter-garlic blend and then poured it over spaghetti with pepper and a lil' lemon to garnish.#didn't know I knew how to do that.#Twas good#but like I guess you're supposed to add wine and olive oil?#oh well#God I want to be in a position in my life wherein I can date so badly. Just doing romantic shit would be so so SO much fun.#this is all TMI but like that's also what this blog is for so#it iz whot it iz#food#peppino spaghetti#spaghetti western#spaghetti sauce#uh oh spaghettio#italian food#cheese#shrimp#“Let me cook you something”#*turns out to be a bad cook*#Both people- WELL. THIS IS AWKWARD.#shrimp scampi#scampi#what the hell does scampi mean anyway?
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ootd features the words "black dress" in its lyrics and people are like oh! this is a reference to another group's song, "black dress"!
i'm unwell.
#shrimp thoughts#also 'you people just Don't Understand' part 2: apparently there will be Part Two. just like with gee idle's allergy and queen/card#which. lol. apparently 'when allergy came out people were shocked because the it was basically 'if you're ugly tough shit just get a#surgery' but once queen/card came out everything was clear!' and like. how was it clear. what was clear.#one song is 'boo hoo i'm so ugly i hate looking at myself in the mirror and no one likes me i should get plastic surgery'#and the other is like 'ya hoo i'm so hot and sexy i'm like these two western celebrities!!!! i'm so cool i'm twerking on the runway'#kp/op kinda sucks balls in that it's like.... musical equivalent of tjlc crossed with marvel. it's basic ass pop made to sell except with a#faux deep garnish. and sometimes the garnish stands on its own! like if you take guerrilla it's clear that there's actually no deeper or#more detailed philosophy behind it. it's not really n.o where the 'rebellion' was actually supposed to be against something concrete#it's like. we want to feel! we don't want... not to feel! but the sound and visuals are strong enough that you don't mind it#like fuck yeah the lads are staging a revolution now! and now they're outlaws in a western! sort of! and now it's alice in wonderland!#but v often the companies actively make use of the fact that kp/op stans will obsessively look for Depth and Serious Themes in their#cultural reset slaying sotys. a girl looks at a butterfly? oh the song is about having an identity crisis like in that one poem about a guy#dreaming about being a butterfly. it's actually very deep and you can see it was all planned because there was a little butterfly icon#above the tracklist. and the fans get so attached to their headcanons theories and interpretations that they don't stop for a second#to check if there was anything in the 'text' in the first place#remember that one magritte post? this is also how kp/op stans interpret things. she wears a blue dress here and blue is the color of summer#and summer is when you have holidays and don't have to go to school! so by this blue dress she's trying to say that you should love#yourself and strive to be the best version of yourself by embracing your hobbies and extracurricular interests. this is so genius 😭
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I've actually been building a collection of tumblr-sourced recipes (I call it the Tumblr Cookbook). about half of them are awful poll foods (Vanilla Extract Cake and Banana (Lemon Salt) Bread come to mind) and the other half are stuff like the battery acid spaghetti
#polls#other peoples polls#tumblr recipes#apparently tumblr cannot cook#although this poll seems somewhat more successful#probably since theres more variations in what people might think is the 'funny option'#for some people its garlic for some people its chili oil#so we've got 9% of each instead of 20% of one random garnish#i have a ton of allergies so i cannot make most of the recipes in the Tumblr Cookbook#however!#i can try (poorly) substituting various ingredietns#and seeing if Vanilla Extract Cake turns out better or worse with almond milk and flaxseed#hmm i might do that sometime#although it might end up being a Vanilla Extract Cupcake bc i have never baked a cake and don't have cake pans#i do have muffin tins though! so perhaps i will scale the recipe to one cupcake and try it out#oh there's also the Dont Cry Bread#that one's the only actual good recipe so far#i'll add the Julius Caesar Salad when glass-expanse reveals the actual measurements for the ingredients#since i think they said it was scaled to the amount of knives they had access to
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Howd you figure out the allergy to texas dandelions
OH WELL I'M GLAD YOU ASKED
imagine. you're me, like 6-8 years old, playing a non-specific game. you begin to wonder "huh. how do real flowers taste?" luckily for you, they're growing right outside in your yard! so you grab a handful, bring them back inside, and snack on them while playing purble palace. then you notice "huh. I feel itchy. and kind of like it's hard to breathe a little. I'm sure this is completely unrelated to the 4 texas dandelions I've eaten at this point." you only notice that you've broken out into a bad case of hives when your mom asks you why you have hives.
#they don't grow around here all that much anymore#which is good but I really only have that strong a reaction to. eating them.#i think I tried it because I heard of people adding garnish to their food#so I thought “oh! any old thing can be used as garnish! like flowers!”#and. well.#thanks for asking friendo :)
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a funny lil flower that suits a funny lil guy
#im so normal about flower symbolism < lying lying lying Lying#(pointing) SEE! SEE! I CAN DO MORE THAN SCRIBBLES!!!#AHA! I CAN DO MORE THAN ONE THING!!!!#that being said im never doing lineless again <3#No Thank You!#it was not enjoyable! i did not have a good time!#it killed my already subpar mood!#scribble garnish#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#welcome home fanart#wally darling#i... dont like this still!#but i dont know how to fix it and im tired of looking at it <3#oh well! there will be hits and misses!#you all might like it far more than i'd expect. you Never know!
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Crash ? Crash? Oh my fucking god he's fucking dead
ANON ANON NOOOOOO WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO HIM NOOOO!!!!
"ANON"
"..."
"Stop being sad. He's probably fine"
anddd he sprang back up. Cartoon physics!!
Kevin is just laying on the ground, though just resting now. He does not have cartoon physics. Everyone laugh at him/silly
#🥭crash🥭#merwyn muses answers#margarita garnish 🍅#marg canon verse#marg anton blast verse#mr scarecrow // marco 🎃🍁#.+kevs 🍭🍬+.#anon this actually made me giggle oh my god
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Never answer collect calls if they ask if you’re you
Cause sometimes you do that and then the debt company that you accidentally tricked into thinking you were dead will realized that you’re not dead and start sending threatening letters every two weeks
#in my defense I never said I was dead#they wouldn’t answer who they were and were asking for my deadname so I went oh she’s gone now#fuck midland credit#I don’t have any money#nor do I have a job for y’all to garnish wages from
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BRO SAY LESS RN IM SO FUCKING OBSESSED WITH THEM
Jax gets instant karma from Ragatha after hiding a centipede in her room
I LOVE THEM SM- 😩😩
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i enjoy shipping in general because it’s fun and my soul is full of whimsy but i think i’d be a lot more on board with more of them if people didn’t tend to make them almost aggressively heteronormative
#shut up riko#in the sense that. oh the man is Tortured and the woman is Perfect and also they will have a nuclear family#and then they take that and apply it to mlm ships too#less so wlw ships because as we all know lesbians are strictly garnish. :/
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