#OBVIOUSLY IM JOKING

[darlin-collins]

okay so I'm listening to Issac and stuff because i said i would and I'm at the book puzzle part and he's satrted yelling at me now and >:((

like no sir i just got here!? don't yell at me

[anentirepizza]

is this a metaphor

[mineralboa]

im sorry please dont ban me from kristiandsand dyrepark

[nick-the-dog]

”brian sella isn’t bisexual” take one look at that man and tell me he hasn’t experienced at least a little same sex attraction once in his life

[faggotmox]

its at this time id like to remind everyone that the correct ship name for eddie & mox is madmox. thank you.

[amiracleilluminated]

i have an extremely cursed fancast suggestions: bradley cooper as alex casey jake gyllenhaal as alan wake

exhibit a and b:

[thathermitweirdo]

I am so very tempted to give Bdubs the hero name ‘Short Fuse’ just because I can and yes this is an insult on his height and temper

[mothontwitter]

Tsk tsk, don’t think I ain’t seein’ y’all’s Strider bias… like the gays equally, y’all can’t be doing this in pride month >:[

[claire-drinks-lovely-lemonade]

It is absolutely wild that Mumford & Sons wrote the entire 'Sigh No More' album about BBC's 'Merlin'

[drcs-borgs-askblog]

You dead or something?

Yeah actually

[pacifymebby]

She didn’t get an album shoutout from Sam

Hasn't liked her posts either his insta feeds obviously full of topless girlies lol

[found--family]

*listening to woman flirt shamelessly with jeremy*: NO you stop this at ONCE he is GAY jeremy you are GAY stop it

[jjweiu]

one of the meanest things my university friends have done is remind me that mystic messenger (my 13-year-old self's obsession) exists, get me back into it, and then just move on themselves

[kagejima]

thanks for warning me about how tall hakkai shiba is you guys, yall are some fake friends fjsnnfmdncmdmcmd

[nick-the-dog]

how i feel after my mutual hasn’t posted in a few days (im looking at you @midwestingmyemo)

[leafwateraddict]

JAIL FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

This is one of the most photographed trees in the UK and some cunt has just went and cut it down in the middle of the night.