#Nsft?

[cryptratfromrunescape]

sometimes im supposed to do math homework and shit but like i could also look at penis which is objectively better

[a-one-terry-dactyl]

Found this while cleaning out the basement of my old place. All the roommates got together to watch it. When the actor with a penis was revealed we cheered so loudly the neighbors got upset.

[fernn-rotts]

I’m disgusting and he knows it, and he doesn’t leave. He made fun of me for it.. but it wasn’t in a mean way.

I feel weird being.. explicit ? About it… but I kind of like it when he’s with me like this.. it’s hard to explain. He’s a lot more explicit about things, sexual or otherwise, he’s a lot different from me like that

I think I might love him..

[justnother-user]

Ew jsut remembered one time I was sick and I didn’t want to have sex and my ex kept telling me to blow him cause it’ll like clear up my sinuses and help with my congestion. And when I told him no he started showing me videos of this TikTok doctors saying that women should do it bc it helps them with that. Like dude I’m sick I’m dying I do not want a penis in my mouth please.

[unhauntedangel]

to this day my most popular post is about my scent kink and i am... well... i would say that im ashamed but im actually not 🤷

[slut-weed]

Made this shitty edit in like 5 seconds

[absolute-snzaster]

Dahlia 1, 3, and 8? :D

omg I adore you for asking 😍 do I actually have decent answers for any of them? maybe! we'll see lol 😅

1) Does your OC have a voice claim, if so who?

Honestly dude I am so bad at doing voice claims, like that's just not a connection my brain makes 😪 there is probably some actor out there who sounds like she sounds in my head but I have no idea where or how to find them lol

3) What song describes your OC?

If you asked her she'd probably have some campy Broadway villain song that fits her perfectly, but her knowledge of Broadway is way more extensive than mine so I'm just going to assign her my personal favorite "fuck off" song: Retreat! by Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings

8) What hobbies does your OC have? What do they do to unwind?

Sex 😂 lmao I'm joking but only kind of. Honestly Dal's the kind of person to blur the lines between work and play, she's a theater major so really she's actively pursuing turning something that could be considered one of her hobbies into a career. She only puts effort into things she cares about and enjoys, but she'll put a LOT of effort into those things. Like I joke about sex but she's a really dedicated top, she'll get intricate with scenes to indulge her play partners' kinks (as long as they're not hard no's for her obviously). She also LOVES cooking, and she enjoys a good Netflix and chill session of the literal variety as well as the figurative one lol.

[ramsighting]

Someone should give me kisses on the neck btw

[solace-after-dark]

How does one make love to a computer

Help

[seethroughcan]

I keep thinking they are wearing corsets

[wh0re-huds0n]

the dyke at the pet shop definitely knew i was buying that dog collar for me and not a pet.

[thatnewcarsmeli]

I need somebody to stick their head between My legs and kiss My ass goodbye!

[justnother-user]

I need to get strapped down by Tadaka rn

[soldierservant]

Dear diary today I opened Tumblr dot com and was instantly jumpscared by multiple videos of titties posted by porn bots

[macktherat]

My friend and I were talking about our experiences with the 3DS and uhhh

[mentally-retired]

slut in theory not practice