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Started using phone time to read library ebooks instead of scrolling and it’s made me back into the crazy voracious reader I was at age 12. i’ve been averaging a book a day this week. everyone delete your social media and get your ass on libby

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Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

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HOW TO WIN BROWNIE POINTS WITH ME: YOU SEE A MUSHROOM. YOU SHOW IT TO ME. MUSHROOM ANYTHING.

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evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

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thinking again about vampirism as disability

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They regret getting office jobs

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People don't understand how I can prefer plain black instant coffee to any other type. I'll drink it black even if milk is available, and I got rid of my coffee maker because instant coffee powder is just more convenient. I prefer it over any overpriced fancy coffee shop coffee, hands down.

Yes, we do have coffee at home, but it is also true that the coffee just tastes better when it's been personally made right there for you by a tattooed faggot with a septum ring. I save so much money by just being one myself.

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fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.

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Tumblr app should have a tinder esque feature where it shows you the blogs in a 3 mile radius. No it shouldnt

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Goin through it rn so you also have to reigen

Also looping pink pony club to cope KMFIAJFOAO

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hi again, here's a requested set of tomodachi life windows ♡ f2u

my other tomodachi pixels here

they wiggle wigglee

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im crazy

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funniest fucking thing

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Never kill yourself.

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