#Nothing serious just me ranting about dumb stuff

[jojosgaylittleadventure]

Not that anyone cares...

But what the fuck is even the layout of the Nijimura house??? Like I know Araki has said in interviews that he usually uses actual buildings as references when he's drawing so that the spacial layout isn't too confusing/is correct, but like...wtf Araki... I have been looking at manga panels and shots from episodes and bitch this house don't make no sense. It's driving me insane pls I have pretty good spacial awareness and can regularly reconstruct buildings from screenshots and stuff I easily figured out the Higashikata house layout (granted there's a lot more of the interior shown) but dead ass I cannot figure out the Nijimura house to save my life How am I supposed to write a fic if I can't figure out the layout damn it The exterior does not match what we do see from the interior and I'm gonna fucking loose it There are too many doors in some places and not enough in others What is happening Also the staircases are in the wrong place...like the house would extend way too far for the second floor to be the way he drew it There's only one flight of stairs and it's on the far right wall when walking into the house and at the top of the stairs there's a large room right across from it. WHERE IS THAT ROOM???? The stairs needed to be spilt for that floor to make sense I just...

Anyways...

[damnfandomproblems]

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I truly hate submissions that are worded like this. They're reductive, and they flatten everything that happens online and in fandom to some kind of imaginary fantasy where nothing counts or matters.

A lot of fandom squabbles don't matter outside of fandom. A lot of people spend way too much time online and get upset over trivial crap. Powerleveling doesn't matter. Whose ship is "better" doesn't matter. Fictional characters are fictional and not real. I don't think anyone can deny that.

But let's not kid ourselves by saying all people in fandom somehow aren't "real" (yes, I do know what you're going for there, I don't need to be @'d about it) and therefore everything that happens with people in fandom, and all fandom discourse, is inconsequential. "Stop taking fictional worlds so seriously". Well, a lot of people in fandom would love to, but a pack of dicks rode their ass about how they wrote something and now they're afraid to be creative. Y'know? If you're talking strictly about the first few examples I gave above; poweleveling, ship wars, etc, I would agree with you that it's just dumb stuff to get upset over. But I hate the choice of words here because it's so nonspecific.

So I want to rant for a moment if you'll let me.

Fandom is a microcosm of real life, and especially with young people, who spend a massive amount of time online now, they take what they learn and bring it outside of fandom. Those people running around sending death to someone for writing incest? Being told they're horrible people for writing a homophobic character? A good deal of them are leaving fandom spaces with serious complexes about themselves, and they're going to hurt people. I read about an incident where a young cookie run fan went and bullied another fan, at school, to the point they attempted suicide, and their parents found out, then they found a bunch of horrifying discord interactions where the kid had been getting groomed by a "safe adult". A lot of this shit isn't just "fandom discourse", it's discourse repackaged with fandom wrapping paper and a fandom bow and ribbon. The person who doesn't have friends because they move around a lot and doesn't have a stable situation? They can find stable friends in fandom.

The use of "real person" makes me think of someone who spends all their time online and doesn't have the slightest clue, who doesn't have any perspective with talking to real people, and I'm looking around at my mom and my sister and myself, and the friends I routinely videochat with, and I'm just going… Online fandoms are all people who aren't, as you phrase it, "real"?

But that's my two cents.

Posting as a response to a previous problem.

[omniuravity]

Just wanted to talk about this because it is serious to me. It is concerning the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss fandoms. Mainly, Hazbin Hotel.

This will mention these topics: Shipping discourse, self harm, threats of violence, proshipping, mentions of racism, generally disgusting subject matter, and sa

If you are uncomfortable with these subjects, you probably shouldn't read this.

I have been getting sick and tired of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss fandom lately, like at this point, it is insane.

Here are my main issues and incidents that have happened that I am tired of hearing about.

1. The recent "RadioApple is canon" incident

Now, I do often repost RadioApple art and do ship it in fanon, but not in canon. I am sick of people editing shit and making a big deal out of nothing.

The incident happened when Vivziepop posted a censored image on Instagram of stuff for season 2. However, somebody made an uncensored image with RadioApple fanart. When I told one of my Discord servers that this was obviously fake, someone threatened to hurt themselves if RadioApple wasn't canon. I had to explain to them why RadioApple probably won't be canon.

2. Another RadioApple incident

Why is it always RadioApple? A few months ago, I came across a comic on my TikTok page. It was of Cursed Cat Alastor, sa ing a cat version of Lucifer. Do I even need to explain why this is wrong? Because it is, simple as that.

3. The racist Alastor incidents.

Now, this will consist of 2 specific incidents. The first of which happened at a convention where a cosplayer thought it was a bright idea to cosplay Alastor, but paint their face and body black. Now, this is obviously inexcusable and has been labeled as racist. The second incident included the YouTooz figures for Hazbin Hotel. Some people are claiming that the shadow Alastor is a reference to the previous incident. I obviously think that theory is dumb. I do think it's lazy that Viv said, "Yeah, let's just make a shadow Alastor," when we could've gotten another character.

4. Proshippers

Now, I used to be friends with a proshipper. I say used to because we had a terrible falling out over an incident regarding proshipping. I will not name names or the server I chose to leave because of this, but it did happen. This person was a huge shipper of Lucifer and Charlie, and it made me as well as so many others uncomfortable to the point that we made a rule that she had to keep stuff like that to herself. She was a nice person otherwise. However, she is one of many proshippers in this fandom. I have found so many illegal, incestuous, and disgusting ships while searching for art. I am completely against proshipping. If you are a proshipper, I will politely ask that you leave my page and unfollow me.

5. The incidents on my Valentino blog

As some of you know, I run a Valentino roleplay blog, and I have had several incidents on that blog. The most common one I keep seeing are minors asking to do lewd things with me. It got to the point that I had to put a disclaimer at the top of my page even though it was already there. The few minors I allow to interact with my blog are friends that I know won't interact with anything sexual. If you want to interact with a Hazbin character and you are a minor, I don't know. Go to my friend's Alastor blog @cannibals-and-radio

The second incident, which has happened multiple times at this point, is when a user asked Val to hurt himself. However, this has happened in incidents where they included myself. It is NEVER EVER okay to tell a person to hurt themselves.

These reasons are one of the many I am embarrassed to admit I am a part of this fandom in public. I feel like my Discord servers, and here are the only places I feel safe to talk about my interests.

Anyway, done with my rant.

[lunareyes-shifts]

Tyde rises

the part of the show where I get to ramble about one of my Drs!

star of the week🥁🥁🥁🥁

surprise, it's not the owl house (though someday)

Today, it's Avatar: The Last Airbender!

Born from two different fathers, we share one loving mother. Aang was sent off before me, as they figured there was only one avatar and he was born more recently. As our family moved along the coast, a few Air Nomads came across me and tested me. I thought it was a little dumb, but played along. Next thing I knew, I was shipped off to the Western Air Temple. I trained there for years and, despite starting late, grew faster than any of my peers. I realized I was a boy and, after telling the nuns, they allowed me to stay, saying knowledge transcending our physical vessels and whatnot. I excelled at water and air control. But, eventually, my mentor told me that I would have to reunite with Aang, and that there were two avatars. I freaked out. How would Aang feel about meeting a brother who he thought was his sister, that he barely knew?

In this dr, I'm Aang's older brother and kinda the bonus to the avatar. There's two spirits in this reality, but there have only ever been two avatars in times of great desperation. Foreseeing what would happen, the spirits put me into the world. Raava and Rta (order) melded with Wan and his brother, Yu Ni (with you), and they helped restore balance. Centuries go by without the reincarnation of dual avatars, so that story becomes legend and Yu Ni and Rta are regarded as fiction. So when they’re discovered, as Aang and I were, they’re kept separate, to dissuade any possible fear or speculation as nothing momentous had happened yet. Obviously, that doesn't last long

lil picrew

I flew off and crashed in the sea, and I panicked, and while drowning, screamed for Aang. He heard me, through the avatar state. So Aang and I froze at the same time, albeit across the world. After he discovers what happened to the air nomads, his avatar state breaks me out of my ice. I wake up scared and alone in a world that’s nothing like what I knew, just off the coast of Kyoshi Island. After a bit of swimming, I end up there. I meet Aang a day and a half later. The locals take nicely to me, but become wary after realizing there’s a second Avatar, because it shouldn’t be possible. But it is, because the spirits knew Aang could not save the world on his own. so yippee, there's me!!!

My robe is a token from my dad, who was from the northern water tribe, and the orange shawl is from the southern air temple that was shipped to us when they were planning to tell Aang he was the avatar and what it would mean.

Officially, I meet the gaang when they get to Kyoshi Island, and from there, tiptoe around mentioning the whole trans thing until the end where aang almost drowns. When he doesn't, he's like "you are.. different than I was told" and I'm like "still avatar tho :D"

I get my air bending tattoos for making the spicy toss (because I am of the owl house 😔) which is throwing two fireballs in the air and spreading them with air. it doesn't really hurt anyone unless focused, in which case it would be two quick swipes of fire and then forced and focused with air, though it makes the air uncomfortably dry.

Toph and I vibe in a way that's the equivalent of "you're my friend. we're having soft tacos later" but she could beat me up!

Sokka and I are insufferable jokesters but I still bear with him in the serious stuff better than the rest of the gaang.

Aang is really awkward at first, but he eases up once we have a bonding episode.

Katara and I are the group therapists, but since I have seniority, I always make sure I hear her out. (my waiting room therapist gets all this tea.)

So yeah! all fun times! I'll spin a wheel or something for my next dr rant!

[gadunkie]

spiderverse 2 sucked shit and was performative twitter.com fuckery. hi reddit in this rant Im going to talk about why I think the second spiderverse movie gave me a queasy uneasy feeling after I left the theater. spoiler warning and all that.

Ive been seeing a lot of praise for this movie lately and a lot of fan stuff and while that is cool I think spiderverse 2 really doesnt deserve it. to me it feels like baffling performative bullshit where they checked off certain "woke" categories and forgot about everything else. Im bad at formulating rant posts so Im just gonna randomly bring up my feelings on certain things.

ok so first of all the number one thing that pissed me off was the in-movie dialogue of people telling miles, the first black spider-man, that he was never supposed to be spider-man in the first place. that is incredibly tone deaf, especially when the first movie's message was that anyone could be a hero, regardless of who you are. you could argue that this story beat is used to reinforce that message being that miles' reaction to that line is rejection and finding his own way to become spider-man after all. but thats stupid because, again, anyone could be a hero no matter what, even if theyre not supposed to be 'canonically' a spider-man. what this tells me is that theyre going for the same fucking message, again, but this time its padded out in 2 movies rather than the one that weve already seen.

second, and this one was much more brief, there was a disabled spider-man amidst the roster of the multiverse spider-mans whose only line of dialogue was making fun of their own disability. thats some travis mcelroy bullshit, I thought we were past the point of making disabled character's only personality being their disability. to me that was also incredibly tone deaf and just completely unneeded.

third, there was an Indian spider-man by the name Pavitr Prabhakar whose only personality was that he was Indian. of course theres nothing wrong with Indian culture or just being an Indian person, but to me its like if they had a Japanese spider-man and made them only talk about katanas and sushi. theres no way that indian people act like that and constantly boost about their own nation, it just rubs me the wrong way and makes them feel less human.

fourth, that "gwen is trans" shit is utter queerbait, I cant believe anyone is fucking falling for this shit. it literally infuriates me that I see fellow queer people look at the most basic off to the side decoration in a room / police officer's uniform and jump to the conclusion that what we are seeing is trans representation. like sure she could be trans! but it can also be read as her just being an ally, same with her father. "what ally has a trans flag in there room?" are you fucking kidding me? like are you being serious? hey heres famous content creator Ludwig, who is cis and has a trans flag in his room:

fucking anyone, literally anyone could have trans iconography anywhere in their house regardless of their gender. side bonus, heres how you can have a real confirmed trans character in your art without it being bait! - have them taking transition medication in a scene - have them wear gender affirming clothing, like chest binders - have them tell another character that theyre trans - have them literally look into the camera and say "Im trans." crazy how easy it is to do all of these things and yet gwen did none of it! dont fucking search for crumbs and pretend that its a feast.

fifth, theres a character called spider-punk who goes by Hobie and his entire character is being a punk and making fun of The Establishment™ and Capitalism™. I thought he was dumb because it just reminded me that anti-capitalism is just a form of entertainment now and not a real message to start a change.

sixth, there was so much fucking nostalgia pandering and repetitive dialogue. there were many scenes showing footage of older movies, cartoons, or real life actors that were only there to be pointed at the screen by audiences. next, the dialogue was so expository that any time miles' parents were on screen they would only talk about miles and how worried they were about him. I swear to god that 70% of spider-man 2099s dialogue was about his disturbed past and wanting to capture miles. at several times throughout the movie I thought "ok I get it" and hoped that were was something new to be seen in the next 5 minutes, which wasnt the case most of the time.

seventh, evil miles was fucking stupid. you cant just reveal such an easy counterpart villain and expect me to believe that he has any bearing on the story whatsoever. that shit was so laughably bad that I can easily imagine him getting defeated in the same old hero vs villain shit in the next movie. here let me have some fun and say that miles is going to do the most predictable "Im going to fix you to become good" trope only for evil miles to deny it and fuck off forever in some weird way.

anyway this post is already too fucking long so Im just gonna add personal peeves onto it because Im on a roll. I had a hard time paying attention to several fight scenes because they were mixing with too many visual styles, like the vulture scene at the beginning of the movie was too disorienting for me. I think there shouldve been subtitles, sometimes characters were inaudible for me and the audio mixing during some scenes didnt help either, unless there was a slow moment in the film I just couldnt understand what the characters were saying.

I thought the movie sucked so bad that what they got right in certain aspects (cast diversity, parent and child struggles, etc.) felt like nothing to me after how they treated the parts that Ive listed. its like they fucking checked off a Progressive Bingo Sheet and left everything else in the dust.

I left the theater disappointed and feeling worthless because all I felt was that these movies were just trying to sell me something and didnt push for a change like the first one did. what a fucking shit show.

conclusions. if you liked the movie, awesome Im glad, and you should decide for yourself how you feel about it and what it means to you. Im simply just putting my frustrations into a little text post because that is how I feel. Im not in charge of your enjoyment and you should decide that on your own regardless of my opinions. be responsible with your enjoyment.

but I wont, if you try to argue with me on any of these topics then Im blocking you forever and if you dare type "let people enjoy things" on my post then Im killing you,

[deepestuniversallove]

Just a long vent about a specific niche fandom. Don't read if you don't want to hear me rant.

I just need to vent here for a little bit, and I am sorry if this i all incoherent.

I hate what fandom has become. What tumblr has become. What I have become.

I never used to be this way and never used to feel anger before, or jealousy or those 'ugly' feelings, as I was never allowed to. Being raised by a narcissist, you become a people pleaser and you learn quickly that you are never to show any negative emotions. Anger isn't permitted, disgust and unhappiness isn't permitted. As a good slave you don't need to have these emotions, so you learn to supress them to the point where you aren't ever feeling them consciously.

So all of this is so new to me. To actually f*cking hate the guts of some people on here. To fucking hate that they are so damn popular when all they do is shitposting and meme-ing the one that means so much to me to death. And even blocking them won't do a thing because tumblr still shows me their shit, or some fan is gushing about their stuff where I see it, and it just annoys the piss out of me. The tag I used to browse has been rendered useless to me here on tumblr. I long for the days when I was able to just see some nice art of him alone or serious discussions about him, like character analyses, or sharing obscure facts about him.

I don't even know why exactly it pisses me off so much - and I don't want to be the "Fun Police" here; everyone should still be able to do as they please and make whatever the fuck they want on their tumblr blogs, even if it is shitposting. Even if their stories don't make any logical sense at all.

I guess... I just wish Fandom wasn't so dumb with what ultimately are just headcanons. They are taking those stories as if they are canon when they are just fan creations, to the point where they harrass other creators who might come up with other things. For example, if you hate on Mewtwo x Newtwo because it would be "incest", then you are WRONG, because canonically, it was never proven that they were siblings. Canonically, there is no reason to think that Mew is the Mother who actually gave birth to Mewtwo (if you follow the movie-verse, that is. In the games, she did give birth to Mewtwo).

And sure, I realize that me criticising those fan creations is also taking headcanons way too seriously, but... I can't explain it entirely. I just want to be able to state my opinions. Be the one person that isn't always congratulating them on every creation, but also points out the flaws in their storytelling so that they, I dunno, may improve? I am frustrated that I can't even do that - I was told to shut up, or post my opinions on my blog only, probably so that my thoughts aren't seen by anyone and get buried. But I am fucking tired of that. I grew to hate being invisible. I hate making myself small for the benefit of others. Can't I be loud and angry for once in my life? Even if it is on the internet about something stupid? For once in my life, can't I voice my disdain for something after a lifetime of not being allowed to? After AvPD makes this nigh impossible of a feat for me?

One dissenting voice won't harm the popular creators anyway - they have thousands of adoring fans who will wholeheartedly take anything they make and not question it at all. They will go on and create what they want anyway, so what hurt does it do to say "hey, maybe this idea needs some ironing out because it doesn't make sense?"

On another note, I wish that if anyone here has a problem with me to not harrass people that may know me/are friends with me. I saw some anon going around and complaining about me to them - I'd rather you take your complaints to me directly than to them, since they got nothing to do with what I create or do.

For example, I saw someone who told an acquaintance of mine that it is hypocritical of me that I have Babytwos but "attack" others for doing the same. Listen, it is not that others have Babytwos that I critiqued, it's the METHOD of having them via a flower pregnancy when Mew is not a plant type and Mewtwo isn't either. It doesn't make any sense and I should be allowed to say at least that much without getting bullied in turn. That is really all I ask for. Getting Babytwos via cloning, test tubes, artifical insemination at least makes sense. Other than that, go ham and make as many Babytwos as you all want!

I also got told that I am not the owner of Mewtwo the character. Thank you, I know that. Where have I claimed I was? And if I feel a bit possessive over him, well, I got a damn reason for that. He saved me from unaliving myself TWICE. Thus he means a lot to me. I have been in love with him genuinely for 23 years. He is my guiding light. And while it is funny to see the occasional joke with him or a shitpost here and there, if it is constant, it just feels like you are treating him as nothing more than a joke. To me, he isn't a joke, he saved my life. I wouldn't have been posting on tumblr or anywhere at all since 2017 if it wasn't for him. So excuse me if I am a bit possessive over him.

Overall, I just wish people weren't so trigger-happy to take a contrary opinion as an attack immediately. I am not attacking anyone. You will never find me sending any hate DMs or Hate asks to anyone. I don't do that shit.

And if you hate me, you are free to do that too. I know that not everyone likes me. I know there are some people who wish I WAS dead. Or who think that I have ruined Mewtwo for them with my selfship. I mean, I got plenty of "Ew Bestiality" back in the day, if that is any indication. And it's not much of a change in the status quo anyhow. My own parents hate me, I got bullied in school when I was younger, so I am used to being disliked or hated. It used to hurt me back then, but by now I learned that giving a fuck really isn't worth it. I used to want to please everyone and make everyone happy. It used to destroy me when anyone told me they don't like me. Like, it CRUSHED me. But now? I realize that no matter how hard you try, you won't be able to please everyone. Some sadistic fucks may even get off on you trying that and failing. And many people I considered friends only turned out to just use me because of my people-pleasing tendencies.

So, fuck it. If the world is going to hate me anyway, the least I can do is to do whatever the fuck I want and whatever makes me happy. Deal with it.

[colethewolf]

Thank you for that spot-on Jackson character analysis. I haven't watched the movie so I don't know what he was like in it and I don't care, but I'm so sick of 10 years of meta and fic that pretend Jackson has ever been a good guy in canon. I swear it's like everyone in this fandom loves him and they paint him as this poor, misunderstood, broken boy that cares for others behind the mask of indifference and would have made a great pack mate if he'd stayed on in the show, and they present all this as canon. Meanwhile, canon Jackson needed to be pushed to help with mauled Lydia and driving to the Hale house at the end of S1, and he acquiesced that easily because he was scared/in shock, and we barely saw a hint of love for anybody when he hugged Lydia after she saved him at the end of S2. Even with his supposed BFF Danny, it always felt like Danny was his accessory. I'm not trying to deny him or invalidate his traumas from losing his parents and all that entailed, and then being mind-controlled by someone, especially when it was to hurt and kill people. But acting like that excuses his behavior toward literally everyone because they showed him once crying and throwing a lacrosse ball at a tree while there's a voice-over of his teacher telling his parents that he seems to trying too much to please someone we're supposed to think is his dead parents (it's been 10 years, memory's fuzzy)? Guy has never been anything but a pretentious, ill-mannered, entitled, egotistical bully. And that's the only canon we got in the show.

I'm sorry for the rant, but also a hypocrite because I'm not sorry enough not to send it, but I swear you're the first person I've seen all these years who's said anything bad about Jackson. And I get that it's probably some parts bad luck but some parts have to be way too many people somehow actually having watched/remembering a different canon than me. I understand making up stuff to make canon better, but all the people I've seen act like this Jackson with a heart of gold deep inside that they've made up is actually just Jackson from the show.

Believe it or not, I've been here (i.e. your blog) for years for Sterek, but this was a nice little surprised (that I took too far, oops).

♥️

Lol, Jackson has some serious issues that causes him to act the way he does. But again, it doesn't excuse him. Plus, I like the fact that he was such a dick to everybody. It was really entertaining and I'm here for that version of Jackson Whittemore. That's the Jackson that was missing from the movie.

This movie needed a Jackson that would've told everybody to fuck off and stop trying him to go fight some evil trickster spirit boogeyman that he has nothing to do with. It needed the Jackson that would've mocked Stiles for "being dumb enough" to get possessed. It needed the Jackson that would've kept to the sidelines until he saw Scott putting in some work, and then he would've immediately jumped in to look like the better man. Probably going as far as to taunt the nogitsune.

That's what we needed and that's just not what we got. Again, Colton was definitely one of the bright moments in the movie. But Jeff completely did away with anything Jackson related and just let Colton be himself. And it just makes no sense.

[tineteenieworld3]

Be kind to people who are trying to have harmless fun, this is a space for that

I’m just on a rant moment today, but I’ve been in a lot of fandoms before. I adore ST, have for awhile, but this fandom is definitely very different then others. Sometimes in a good way, and sometimes in a less good way.

The one thing I want to talk about is how there’s people that try to kind of control how everyone can enjoy these characters. And when I say enjoy I mean in completely harmless ways. I talked about this a little earlier, but I actually think it’s just very odd. Maybe it’s just me, but I’m always too aware that these characters are not real at all and that we only get to see parts of them that are plot relevant (most of the time) and you kinda get to explore them more and have fun with them in fandoms.

Bylers (not all or even most) seem to struggle with people just having fun and doing very normal random things with these characters. AUs get shit, headcanons get shit, music or playlists or really anything is scrutinized if it doesn’t match perfectly with the slim information we get from the TV show. And it’s actual anger and just ‘bullying’ when people say harmless things like Will would enjoy Taylor Swift or Mike would wear a leather jacket. Stuff like that, just fun stuff that means nothing that every single fandom does with characters. There is never a need to have a bad reaction to that and if you have one, you keep it to yourself.

Also, the lack of kind of…I don’t know, I don’t want to say understanding because I don’t think that’s it, just awareness that when doing AUs or just headcanons a lot of the time the people creating them take something slim or a personality trait from canon and expand on it or look at it through a different lens or put those traits in a different environment. Which would create a slightly new version of these characters because they are in a new environment and different things happened to them. It seems people kind of lock Will and Mike into these little boxes of ‘they are losers’ as if that’s actually a personality trait or something that makes up a person. Many many people are losers but that can be shown in so many different ways. Losers can be popular, losers can play sports, losers can dress well or terribly. It’s such a broad thing that people should be able to have fun expanding on. I think people use that sometimes to be like ‘Hm see? I know more about them and you’re dumb’ but it just looks like you only can view these characters in one way. That’s okay if you do or that’s what you wanna do, but you’re not smarter or better than someone who wants to expand more and play with these characters.

I think, at times, this whole thing is taken way too seriously. And you’re allowed to do that if you want, you’re allowed to see these characters in a certain way and view them as real people that’s fine. But what I don’t think is okay is treating others like they’re stupid or what they’re doing is harmful when, we all know, it’s not. At all.

Fandoms for years and years have made fanfics of fun basic tropes, they’ve done AUs, they’ve made characters popular or cool or whatever. What we need to remember is that’s okay, there’s nothing wrong with that it’s not hurting anyone. These fake characters will not get their feelings hurt. I know it may feel like you own these characters and have control over how people view them, but you don’t, you’re not more special than anyone else engaging with these characters. That’s okay, everyone can just do their thing and if you don’t like a headcanon or a fanfic or some art that’s okay! But it’s not okay to be mean to others for having harmless fun.

I hope this came off well because I really don’t want to just be mean, I understand that we can forget about this stuff sometimes and it’s easy to kind of feel like Mike and Will are real and that everything is more serious than it is. But this is all just for fun, the story isn’t real the characters aren’t real and everyone can enjoy the fandom in the way that makes them happy. Belittling and being unkind to others because you believe you’re smarter than them doesn’t make you look cool, it makes you look like a bully who can’t separate reality from fiction. Let’s just leave people alone, because in the end, Mike or Will or any character doesn’t exist and no one is hurting them or you by having fun with them.

[pikabysss]

CW: depression, dark thoughts

I want to take a moment to speak my heart out: depression is a serious mental illness. I've been feeling so numb those past few weeks. I was feeling so numb that I had to find things to fixate on to burry my numbness. Each time I become hyper fixated on something, it's oftentimes just a dumb excuse to cover who I really am. What am I actually? Nothing. I'm numb. That's why I exaggerate my joy. Just a "fake it until you make it" kinda deal. I don't like talking about this, but I really need to express myself somehow because I feel so trapped that it completely ruins me.

Not to worry, I do have therapy. It's just... I feel like, oftentimes, depression is not taken seriously. "You're just lazy." "You're just sad." "You're just sensible." "Toughen up! You can't only do what you want in life."

You think I don't know those things!? Honestly, it's really like you're physically incapable of moving sometimes. Besides, all the damn news are more depressing and anxiety inducing than they need to be. It just aggravates my state, and I can barely avoid them. Each day can go on and make me feel worse and worse because I do nothing impactful, show barely an ounce of love to my loved ones, and keep avoiding doing very casual tasks. And, yet again, it's easy to say, "Get up and do it, you lazy bum!" But it's so difficult to actually get up and do it. I already tell myself, "Get up and do it," I don't need someone else to tell me, this only makes me feel even worse about myself because now I'm witnessing how my inaction bothers people. And, for some reason, seeing those people bothered makes me want to avoid them even more, and I am even less inclined to get out of my room.

I don't like using my depression as an excuse as to why I am so... hazy. But, it's just how things are: my brain can not perform properly at times, and it's extremely hard to control. And, yes, lack of attention and memory blanks are symptoms of depression. Add any other mental illness into the mix, and it just makes life that much less tolerable.

I'm venting, but I need to do it. I'm not seeking psychological help or pity by doing this, I am simply writing a message. A "quick" reminder that mental illness should be handled with care and understanding.

You got to know that, because of this illness I have, I live with and need my caretakers, and I do not have that much independence and income. Reading or hearing about people shaming others for not having a job, for still living with their parents, for not being well adapted socially, and more just hurts me, even when the insults are not directed at me. Because those are obviously not well-adjusted people, and you don't shame those types of people because this can lead to depression (or back to a deeper level of depression) and a feeling of worthlessness.

I know reality is harsh. That's just how life is. Just keep in mind that those people are not level-headed. Mh, you gotta expect them to cry if you insult them, and it's not because they're babies: it's because you just affirmed the ugly picture they have of themselves in their head. Sometimes, harsh reality can't do no shit anymore because, yeah, I know: that's all I'm thinking about if I don't keep myself heavily distracted by other stuff.

Phew, well, that was one hell of a rant, wasn't it? I just want to clarify not to worry about me or my well-being. That's not your duty as a stranger or passerby. This is simply to vent my frustration and, if you read all this (why?) I hope you were able to blow off some steam alongside me. Take care of yourself.

[glorioustidalwavedefendor]

So since the person bloked me I have to do this here ...

Wow, holy shit, no one assumed anything about you.

No because this is not an assumption:

What you are describing sounds like a Urinary Tract Infection or kidney infection (pyelonephritis).

-> assumes I was the perosn having issues with the kidney

-> assumes that he knows better what I am talking about

I’m sorry a doctor missed your infection, but this is different than kidney failure.

-> same assumptions

Next time, if you feel you have a kidney infection, try to ask for cultures or unusual cultures.

-> assumption that it is about me

No clear indication that he is no longer talking to me so this may or may not be about me

Also, if you ever do have very serious symptoms that may be potentially life or death, like if a doctor finds evidence of organ failure, I urge you to inform a doctor you use/abuse drugs.

-> assumes I take drugs. I WISH, because I have to endure this bulshit sober for medical reasons an it is realy strting to eat at me

You may be cut off but if you desire to continue using, you will be able to find drugs again.

-> assumes I am taking drugs

Doctors frequently run drug screens without your knowledge as well. When organ failure or serious symptoms are present, doctors will frequently run a basic drug panel, which will pick up on common drugs of abuse if there was recent abuse. They can also sample your hair to backtrack drug use. They often don’t get your consent or tell you because they DO understand addicts do not tell them.

-> assumes I take drugs

-> assumes a doctor whould do a drug test, considering that without my consent my insurance does not pay for it so the doc has to pay out of pocket ... no very likely ...

I do not want people thinking infections are on the same level as organ failure, and that most doctors would just simply miss, and continue to miss, something as serious as organ failure.

-> assumption that you know for a fact that the person I was talking about did not in fact have kidney failure based on your diagnose doctor foxesduringwartime ...

I already have seen all the research you linked. Thanks, I’m 30+ years old and have been doing activism in the real world for years, saving real lives, not ranting angrily on social media.

-> assumption about what I do and do not do off social media

This is very weird for you to come on my post and offer support for drug addicts, then flip out because someone thought you might be one!

-> Assumtipn that my anger was about being taken for an addict instead of beeing angry about you doctor foxesduringwartime explaining my and my aquaintances medical history to me without any detailled knowledge ...

Let's see what did you write?

Not all doctors are quacks, and the ones who tend not to believe you, in my experience, are the ones most likely to suspect drug use and addiction. It is not uncommon for that to be the reason why they are skeptical over your symptoms.

You said: It is not uncommon for that (aka the assumed drug use) to be the reason why they are skeptical over your symptoms.

-> assumption: drug use

-> assumption doctor is justefied in beeing sceptical about sympoms (mine or other peoples) which no, they are never justefied to be neglectfull because of drug use or assumed drug use

-> assumption doctor did nothing wrong

And the realyl funny thing is ... while I was explodog over another arrogant man thinking he knows better I was wondering "will this be missconstrued?"

But I was dumb enough to assume that someone that can diagnose things not just through a screen but aso backwards through time has enough reading comprehension to understand whta made me so angyr ... my bad ...

If it isn’t clear, I don’t judge addicts, but you apparently do!

-> assumption that my anger was becasue I give a rats ass about your opinion of me. I react very volatil to people explaining the medical history of me or my loved ones or my aquaintances to me, especiall if they have no business doing so. Becuse that is exactly the kind of arogant know it all that has almost killed me more then once ... The very assumption without any blood work or anything that just looking at me will tell you all you need to know

I have experienced not being believed, and have almost died, I am also a trans man who was pre-transition and in the closet most of my life, so I have experienced misogynistic medical and psychiatric abuse. I am literally on disability.

Good for you?

So the system worked for you, small wonder that you are so busy licking boots.

But you can not use your anecdotal experiences to declare that doctors, on average, would miss organ failure, especially for radically different situations and contexts.

No but you can use your anecdotal effidence, if I may quote: "In my experience" ...

You write:

in my experience, are the ones most likely to suspect drug use and addiction. It is not uncommon for that to be the reason why they are skeptical over your symptoms.

-> assumption: It is my fault because I am an addict. ... but you don't judge addicts ... sure ...

Maybe they don’t believe you because you act like this!

-> assumption a) I act like this wenn I am sick and in need of help

-> assumption b) I was born with this attitude and have never been acting different in my live

-> assumption it was my fault that doctors treat me like garbage and don't take me serious

I used to be very sweet and trusting and calm and believed that doctors on average are tyring to help ...

Which got me almost killed ...

Now that I controll after them, tell them in no uncertain terms, wenn they are making mistakes, or are just categorically wrong and generally treat them like my worst enemy they actually have started to take me serious ...

Sorry, but this has nothing to do with you being a woman,

-> assumption: Where exactly did I write that this is because of gender?

this is a genuine overreaction.

O.K?

Mister "I blocked you less then 5 minutes after you answered"

Meaning I doupt that you really had enough time to read what I wrote.

But that explains your reading comprehension XD Or lack therof ...

If denying that this isn’t irrational behaviour helps though, then go for it!

-> assumption: about what my reaction might potentially be

Again you blocked me, you have no idea what my answer is ...

BTW. you blocked me immidiately after you reblogged, which means I would normally not even have seen your barage of lies, assumptions, accusations, schoolyard taunts and moving the goal post ...

Makes me wonder for whome this answer was meant because it clearly wasn't me ...

But I digress ... nice schoolyard taunt ...

It's like saying someone talks to much and then se ethem squirm becasue either you defend yourself proofing the point or you don't say anything seemingly agreeing ...

Your good at this ... are you a professional bully?

You started to literally scream at me and got oh so upset I thought you were one of them evil junkies.

-> assumption Again, I got upset beacsue you said:

Not all doctors are quacks, and the ones who tend not to believe you, in my experience, are the ones most likely to suspect drug use and addiction. It is not uncommon for that to be the reason why they are skeptical over your symptoms.

-> I dodn't care if anyone thinks I am taking drugs, I do however care if my doctor refuses to move his ass becasue he thinks he has me all figured out and that my problem is that I take stuff I shouldn't or don't take stuff I should ... because again, that attitude is pretty leathal ...

Big text doesn’t make your point better, and you aren’t “schooling” me.

-> assumption I am wasting my time on you to teach you anything.

I wouldn't teach you how to breath if you where chocking <3

Get a grip and go fuck yourself.

Wowi ... someone is totally not overacting here ...

Get off my posts too

Ahm ... this is tumblr you will have to deal with the fact that people will see your posts and add something unless you just block everyone and use this as a diary. I mean it's not liek I came on to your blog, I rebloged from someone else. but never mind I already noticed that reeding comprehension is not your strong point. Which is fine ... I am dyslexic ... I understand that reading is sometimes super duper hard

if you have this egocentric mentality and don’t actually care about addicts,

-> assumption based on lacking reading comprehension

-> at least you didn't use narcissistic ... it's teh small things ...

just wanted to whine about your own problems.

How is this whining about my own problems:

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i knew an addict who had *kidney failure* from amphetamines and he still would not stop.

This is exactly the reason why we need to make drugs legall and normal

So you can go to your doctor (if you dodn't live in america that is ... ) and be like, hey I take drug A and my kidneys are not doing so hot, there might be a connection

Because if your kidneys are not doing so hot and you can't tell your doctor a reason he willrefuse to believe you, because doctors are incompetent quacks that are already overwhelmed and out of their depth if they have to diagnose something as rare and complicated as Streptococcus ...

But if that drug is illigal you will not go because you dodn't want to get in trouble with the law and maybe the kidney will cure itself ...

It won't ...

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You dear doctor foxesduringwartime where the one that missed the point and made this about me ... but never mind ... as a doctor you of course know best doctor foxesduringwartime ...

Make your own text posts, thanks!

-> assumption that I do not in fact write way to long posts on my own blog ...

So those are about 25 assumptions give or take you made in two posts ...

That's a lot considering that you claim you made NO assumptions ...

You know, I am glad you blocked me, so I dodn't accidentally bump in to you, I would hate to have to remember your name ...

How to end this?

Ah ...

According to the World Health Organization (WHO), an estimated 2.6 million people die each year due to medical errors worldwide.

So yeah, assume your doctor is a quack and doesen't give a shit about you ... and if you are wrong, lean back and enjoy the rare experience of being taken care of by a professional ...

[creampz]

⋆ ★ RULES.

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i write requests on my own time and when i feel like it! currently, they’re open. thirsts like these take me quicker to write. please be patient because i try to answer everyone <3

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please do not translate my works or feed them to any sites/platforms. screampied is my only tumblr & all works are mine. as of 10/18 creampz is my ao3. i'll slowly start adding my works there from late dec. ‘till current!

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⋆ ★ WRTING.

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[letrashbag]

I woke up at like 5:30-6 this morning and then I spent 2 hours cleaning my whole house, which is so therapeutic I cannot even, but now its like 10 o'clock and I have nothing to do.

Anybody else ever get that feeling of something just like itching in your skin so you have to do something, but the second you try doing anything it just gets so much worse. I am barely holding it together right now, actively typing this.

I can't watch youtube videos (short dumb videos aren't engaging enough and long serious videos are too engaging), I can't listen to a podcast (I need something to do physically with my body and the thought of listening to something while doing something else sounds like actual torture right now), I can't draw (I need to be listening to something and again the idea of having more than one thing take my attention sounds miserable), doom scrolling is out (I already reached my end point for tumblr and going down any other rabbit holes will only last a couple of minutes before I'll reach the point of wanting to tear my hair out), there's nothing I can clean or organize that will take enough effort to engage me but still be quick enough that I'll feel a sense of accomplishment for, I can't read an online comic because the words are so small and my eyes hurt, I can't read my webtoons because it's been a while since I've read anything and the idea of having to catch up sounds exhausting, any shows or movies I could watch are either too new and would take emotional effort to get invested in or are too familiar and won't be stimulating enough.

Basically I'm gonna die.

There are literally a million things I could be doing, and the idea of doing any of them sounds absolutely miserable. But I'm barely staving off the rising pressure by typing this out and I know the second I stop it'll creep up and I'll die.

Maybe I could go running? Except then I'd have to change clothes and my exercise clothes are disgusting. I can't do laundry cause my family's dryer is broken, so I can't wash my clothes yet. I also can't wash my towel so I can't take a shower.

Ugh, my hair is so disgusting right now. I have it all tied up in a weird way so that I don't rip it out of my scalp. I can't wait until I can shave my head, then I won't have to worry about this.

So I can't do my self care activities, and I can't accomplish a task that is very important to my everyday functions, and that's breaking me brain.

Noted.

Maybe when I rant like this I'll figure out what makes me feel this way.

I'm so tired, I want to take a nap, but I know I won't be able to fall asleep. I want to clean some more, but there isn't anything for me to do really. Especially since I have family members out and about getting in the way. UUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It's fine.

I'm fine.

I'm doing great.

I'm losing my mind.

Maybe I should write poetry? I haven't done that in a while. But it sounds too involved. I already drew a bunch of angsty stuff after the fight with my mom. We're both just ignoring it by the way. I'm avoiding her as much as I can without making it obvious, and neither of us are addressing it. I only have one more week and then I'm gone. I'm so excited to leave.

Okay, I think this is it.

My brain is giving up on me.

I knew this wouldn't last forever, but it lasted for a bit, and for that I am grateful.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Okay, I'm done.

[artemismoorea03]

It wasn't uncommon for people to comment about the "Bruce Wayne Adoption Bait's" around the world, some adding their own jokes into it or saying how they wished Bruce would adopt them so they could have access to the money Bruce had and some even mentioned more devious plots. They annoyed Bruce and he hardly paid attention, but some people seemed a bit too serious about some of the devious plots they mentioned, so he had Oracle keep an eye on it.

Things were quiet for years until one day Oracle mentioned it to him one day out of the blue.

"Hey, B. I know you told me to keep an eye on this 'adoption bait' trend to make sure nobody was going to hurt you or the others but... I found something else."

Bruce had been confused until she sent him the links all from one specific poster under the user name; "Space Case".

Sometimes when I hear my parents talk I wonder if maybe my friends are right and that I should reach out to Bruce Wayne about being adopted.

That was one of the first posts, nothing serious, but it quickly grew concerning.

Do you think the Wayne's would still adopt somebody if they were radioactive? Asking for a friend.

White hair is still part of the Wayne theme, right? Also asking for a friend.

Another one of my parents weapons locked onto me today, I bet Dick Grayson never had to worry about getting shot by a gun hidden in the kitchen cupboard while just trying to get breakfast.

Do you think Bruce Wayne punishes his kids for not being Geniuses? Actually... dumb question I'm pretty sure all of the kids have like badass talents so they don't need to be smart. I need to get me a talent because at this point my 'Genius Family' is going to end up locking me in the Iron Maiden downstairs until I grow a brain cell - and no, I'm not kidding... are Iron Maidens even legal?

Are Wayne Adoptions like kidnappings? Because after today I don't think I want to be adopted. Being kidnapped by one millionaire is enough for one lifetime, thanks.

Do the Meta-Protection Acts still work if a person is dead? Probably not, right?

My sister says it's probably not smart to post this stuff online but like - nobody reads this anyways, right? If so half of the people on this website would be on some kind of watchlist. So, might as well keep going. I mean... it's not like I have anywhere else to turn anymore. The only people I can trust are 'kids' like me or are willing to strap me down and rip me apart "Molecule By Molecule" just for breathing. I'll delete all this shit eventually but for now I just need to rant. Even if people think I'm making it up at least it's not building. Anyway, weird question - if somebody get's brainwashed and commits bank robbery but returns the stolen items later are they still a criminal?

"Are these all of them?" Bruce asked.

"No. This kid started posting in this thread just before Christmas last year but in the past few months it's drastically changed. Specifically in May. I have more posts but they just get more extreme from there."

Bruce hummed, "Any luck identifying the kid?"

"Not yet. Whoever this kid is they either know how to hack or have somebody to do it for them. Whatever the case I haven't been able to crack the inscription and I'm honestly impressed. I- wait, they just posted something. Sending it now."

If a friend hurts you to force you to give them information but then realizes that you're telling the truth and helps you fix the problem they helped start do you forgive them? Cuz like... on one hand they were tricked by a really bad guy into hurting somebody innocent but they went after me specifically. But they also didn't know it was me because they didn't recognize me but it was still me... I'm fine, just a couple bruises and burns but I'm fine... I wonder if any of the Wayne's have to go through this shit. I hope not. Nobody needs that... it sucks.

Bruce frowned, "Get Tim to help you. Find this kid and see what else you can discover. If any of this is true then we need to do something."

"Like adopt them?"

"Like get them some help... some of what they're saying has me concerned they're a meta in trouble. Plus, if we're seeing a pattern it's possible that others are too and can be looking for this kid. They could be in more danger than they know."

"On it, B. I'll also send you all the chats from Space Case and let you know if any more come through."

---

For a week there was nothing from Space Case, giving Bruce plenty of time to go through the different chats and post. From what he was getting from the information in front of him he was getting more and more convinced that this kid was some kind of meta. But one of the posts specifically mentioned that even the Meta-Protection Act wouldn't keep them safe.

Some posts also suggested that Space Case was losing hope in the Justice League, the Government, and a lot of people in general. They had been reaching out for help, yet nobody answered which hurt. The Justice League got thousands of requests a day from all over the world and their computer system was meant to filter out any liable threat which meant that whatever was happening was something they hadn't accounted for.

It wasn't until he saw a specific post from Space Case that gave Bruce a clue.

Shouldn't Government agencies take a second look if there's even a shadow of a doubt? I mean, how much does it take for them to step back and realize they're wrong? The Government, my parents - everybody is wrong and not a single person will stop long enough to look at this damn Anti-Ecto law and realize that they're trying to kill living creatures. Maybe one day I'll be able to get through to the Justice League but I doubt it... at this rate I should just try to contact Mr. Wayne. What would I say though? 'Hey, sorry to bug you and also don't call the cops on me because if you do I'll be hunted down, captured, then destroyed for the sake of science'? I think I'd rather take my chances with the League... at least being ignored is better than the little hope I have left being destroyed.

A clue.

Bruce began researching the Anti-Ecto Law's and even went so far as to call Constantine when he didn't understand some of what was in front of him. Needless to say neither were impressed with the "Anti-Ecto Control Act" or the fact that their computer had somehow missed it. (Something they realized later was because they had been hacked by somebody in Metropolis but that was issues for another day).

"The Anti-Ecto Control Act is a law that allows the United States Government or anybody with a Ghost Hunting License to hunt down, contain, and destroy anything possessing a certain level of Ectoplasm. Ectoplasm - from what I understand - is essentially what the Lazarus Pit's are made up of. Which would mean that Red Hood, Robin, Orphan - and countless other members of my team, our League, and our alliances would be hunted down and it would be illegal for us to step in. Oracle is still working on finding out who 'Space Case' is but this law is most active in one place throughout the entire United States. Amity Park, Illinois." Batman said, pointing to a spot on the map. "Constantine, Superman, Wonder Woman, and I will be going to Amity Park to check this out in person. I want the rest of you finding out whatever you can about these laws, who implemented them, who supports them, and who the hell hacked into our system. We will not let this happen again."

The League all nodded as they split up to do their tasks as Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman and Constantine made their way to the Zeta Tubes.

"So what we gonna say when we arrive, eh? 'Sorry 'bout ignorin' you for the past few months, but turns out we didn't have a single idea that you lot even needed help!' That's bound to go over well." Constantine grumbled.

"We tell them the truth. Our systems were hacked, blinding us to the fact that you needed help. We're here now, tell us what's going on." Wonder Woman said.

"And let the entire population of the lil' town know that the League can be hacked? Are you determined to start a panic?"

Superman sighed, "We'll figure it out when we get there. Bats-"

"We gather all information before we jump to a conclusion. If I'm right and 'Space Case' is there, then they might be the only one who can give us full insight. If we jump to conclusions based on the opinion of civilians we could miss something." Batman said, "Otherwise we're just there to observe."

Batman had no idea who he was looking for or what they were about to walk into but he could only hope that 'Space Case' wouldn't be absolutely terrified when they saw the four of them.

(I've never really written anything with Constantine so he might be out of character but I did my best.)

Short DPXDC Prompts #1000

Balls.

[the-firebird69]

He says thank you but really you reserved because you said it a lot Olympus and he's not gotten anything and he knows that you're made to say it a lot but he's alone out here and Hera is pulling her hair out and I need people to stop saying that to him so he he's requested really requires us to do some work on it and he says it's kind of being neglected as are the banks and social security and things and is extremely important and it's a vital vital asset and role in the survival of our people there and here as a result it is one of their major plans and that's why it's difficult so we're going to study it and start working on it and we'll start sending real soundings and we're going to get answers quick we do appreciate his help steadfastness and he's sticking to his word and his people and he doesn't mean to upset anyone to you thanks them for the gesture but they did approve things to go forwards and it is going to help and he needed that he needed it pretty bad and just the statement it's harsh here and it's people in trouble and money is a big issue and you can see it with these warlock how they're cutting them down and we have to get a better handle on it so go to the next subject and there are a lot of things happening the max have come down on a lot of people and I can please do it real quick he wants me to because it kind of gets it out there

-you change the rule book again on search and seizure they're going into these houses without search warrants and they're pulling people out and they're taking them in and these guys are responding in real time by saying we're threatening kids and they're going to get arrested including the news people and they're putting warrants out for them now

-we are also experiencing fact that they're changing the way the media works and that's the max they're on top of them telling them yes or no and the idiots are not listening. They're taking them away and they're putting an alternate until they comply if they don't they simply do the news soon

-there's a few more rules they're being broken that these people are enforcing and it's the casual treatment they have for our son and his small group of engineers and inventors they're telling them don't whiz by them ever don't mistreat them ever don't have them work for nothing to see your home is a holocaust house and tell them and don't torment them bereive them parade them in space or otherwise. They're unfortunate today anyone supporting the trumps will be arrested they said it's going on today too they're moving in on that on them all over the county in Florida mainly the Trump clan is being hauled in very fast

-and telling people to not accuse them of crimes unless they want to be arrested and they're saying it globally and they're doing tons of things to people who say no the same not to a accost either as she was or they will hit her and they plan to hit her.

-a sense that they're saying no all day long the people like her and they don't listen and the max go after them and they're hitting them and these people are so obtuse they don't get it after a while they became stupid and they just repeating s*** and the max noted it so they're trying to haul them in to burn them and it's going on today and they are going to empty the houses out here they're complete nuisance

-they didn't issue general orders for this stuff to take place and they don't intend on backing off there's a great deal of these idiots who don't take what they're saying seriously and they will because they're going to realize it's serious there's tons of them sitting around laughing right now hemming and Hind and making dumb noises and yelling and screaming threats at our son in their own house and they sound ridiculous and they look ridiculous because they are ridiculous in about 10 minutes the police go around and they pick these people up they can hear them out their windows and people report them but no and they're spying on them and they told them no ranting no screaming no yelling and don't inspire others to do it and they keep doing it now they're getting pulled in fast there's a ton of them getting pulled in and clones too soon enough they're going to realize that what they're doing was asinine and mostly is what caused it

-it's time dealing with you even Tommy I've chose to he chose to refuse it and ignore it. And he's an idiot for it so going after him and wish but the max are issuing tons of them on him and tons of them on the trumpsters and others who are agitators and worse they're doing it now after yesterday's show they're pissed off they're telling them don't do this and don't do that and they did it all and they got clobbered

-they told people not to respond and not to be angering to our son that guy across the street is and he's going to be arrested it's a good example of what not to do and you keep doing it and really you're doing it to us and we go after your people and you'll soon be gone and that's what started it almost but really you're pretty stupid people and we're going to erase you for what you're doing bud

-there's a ton of people out here they seen here what's happening they see our son's reaction with bja is a useless idiot the girl is a moron and you can't stand your people already but other things are happening if you're disguised as our son's people you're going to be shot and then respectfully requests that the Mac people hauling all that blood because Ken and himself if injured would need it depending on the blood type so they're going to do that and they show up pissed off idiot and we don't care, the max might use it in the future that's good to know they would have it and foreigners would know it doesn't want to see these assholes dressed up as his people anymore who they encouraged to other people to get rid of them and Tommy F did and Trump did too not as large but they don't deserve to have anything like that so they're going to go ahead and talk about that

-there's a huge number of people who tried to get in here earlier and they did in the refugees then they're saying this guy Trump is a huge a****** and they learned it by the treatment and what he was really doing to people and they're putting it out there today to tell people so they have some help no son says Lily and Jason know about it and they've been holding it together as governor and they can't do it anymore so they have to get it out and they noticed

-there's a few other things happening like the police are on the rampage of people know about it no they're on the rampage to get rid of the sheriffs these people are massive assholes like this prick Trump he's a huge huge a****** you talk to him just out of his mouth is a****** stuff and people talk to him who are Max say You're nobody you're just sitting there jabbering at me saying it this way that way he said yeah you can't handle it and said yeah but that's because you're a nobody what you say doesn't matter and they arrest him and he's starting to think about it he doesn't do anything and I'm doing it it means I'm stupid and he doesn't say it out loud but for real he's being a dumbass all the time it's not impressing anybody

More shortly we rode a lot and wanted to go out now

Thor Freya

This is the worst place I've ever seen my life and these idiots are the dumbest people I've ever seen this stupid b**** has done that the whole time and she's paid for it and her b****** of all died she doesn't care cuz she wants one child and some stupid crap like that and she's going to be gone and we have to endure through all of it with these stupid morons yelling at us is a lot more dangerous people out there and we got to get these idiots out of the way I'm running a decree now

Hera

We suffered a lot and we have a lot to be thankful for and we thank our son and daughter they appointed out we need to light up the money and he thinks it's for trying but for real if we're not doing it it's not very nice we are doing a lot it says and he knows about it but we have to take steps if we want to and we're going to take steps and we want to and we have to and the first step we're taking is to go after banking and we're doing it and we have three quarters of the world's banking in for real and under our control and we have ownership from 80% and more. And we are also working at the treasury tons of us and Max too and we're taking it back. There are a few more things we need to discuss we have an attitude problem from our son is not true. He's angry and he has a legitimate point that we have said it a lot and hasn't changed and he wants our people not to hear and see that and he wants them to hear more or less some of what's going on behind the scenes and we're going to do that a little more it's very hard work time consuming and everybody here is greedy as hell. That's a lot of pressure on him saying we took over Banks these people are massive idiots. There's other things too are doing and it's going to add up but we do need troops and we need ours to sign on and we definitely got to tell you if you don't sign on you're not going to make it I plan involves you going with us on ships

Olympus

[thesevro]

besties / headcanons

𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖋𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖌𝖚𝖗𝖔 𝖙𝖔𝖏𝖎, 𝖌𝖔𝖏𝖔 𝖘𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖚, 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖒𝖎 𝖐𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖔

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𝖘𝖚𝖒𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖞: how toji, satoru and kento would act as your best friend

GOJO SATORU

- Gojo may not be very loyal as your boyfriend, but he would definitely be one among your most loyal friends.

- Whenever you're sitting down at some place, literally anywhere, be it at a cafe or on some random stone ledge, he'll let you lean back into him.

- Gojo is tall, and he's somehow always so warm, so treating him as a platonic cuddle buddy would be so nice.

- So imagine you're exhausted from a long day and you find this stout little ledge to rest on. Gojo would sit down with you there. 

- You could lean onto him, press your head into his shoulder and Gojo would actually feel very relaxed to have someone he trusts and holds dear next to him. 

- Knowing that one of his closest friends is safe calms him to an impossible degree. He knows he's lost too many already.

- And if the day has been too long, he'll let you sleep on his shoulder. Let you enjoy having a little power nap while ignoring the little line of drool that will wet his uniform.

- Hip to hip, your head to his shoulder, it does not feel as romantically intimate as it could be, but he loves that you're here with him all the same. He's always been scared of losing his friends, no matter how well he hides it.

- So he'll keep you warm as you nap on his shoulder. 

- PARTING FROM OUR ANGSTIER PARTS... Gojo would be the best hype-man. 

- You wearing a dress that barely reaches your knees and flaunts your ass whenever you jump? He'll cheer for you and scream, "THAT'S MY HOT BESTIE!!!"

- You have a crush on some dude? Some gal? He'll get very close with that guy or gal and tell them all the good things about you.

- If you like someone from the school it'll be even worse for you. He would blatantly skip missions just to set your crush up with you as your partner. 

- Gojo would be a great, awesome, amazing BFF and you cannot tell me otherwise.

NANAMI KENTO

- Nanami as your friend would just be. Aw.

- He would be the most attentive friend out there.

- You just come back from a mission, hair and clothes a mess, face streaked with blood? He'll let you use his handkerchief to wipe the mess off. And he'll fetch some bandages for you if you need it.

- If you're bed-ridden, he'll stay by your bedside and talk to you there. Silence with him is also just... so nice. So peaceful. So serene.

- Nanami would even make you coffee, tea, whatever it is you like just so he can help you feel more refreshed after whatever tiring mission you went on, or whatever complicated job it was you had to finish.

- He knows what your favorite drink is. What your favorite food is. He also knows the best place to find both.

- Will eat lunch together with you every day at the school, or at yours or his favorite restaurant.

- He can't really make food for you... so he always buys something for lunches at the school with you.

- Sometimes he'll just stand in front of one of the school vending machines, in undeniably deep thought about what your drink of the day could be.

- Whenever he visits your favorite coffee shop, or whatever place sells your favorite drink, he'll ask the cashier to add the specific extras you like incorporating into your drink. He knows all of them.

- AND OKAY. LISTEN. NANAMI WOULD TOTALLY CALL YOU AT THREE A.M. TO RANT ABOUT WORK.

- Of course he would first say something along the lines of, "I must apologize for bothering you. I promise to buy you (insert fav. drink) and (insert fav. food) and (insert fav. dessert) tomorrow. Promise." Then he finally reveals how stressed he is, "But. Are you aware of how much I want to wring Gojo Satoru's neck and kick him off a cliff?"

- It would turn into some sort of comedy, where Nanami mocks every single person who has stressed him out (Gojo Satoru for once in your life just STFU) in that sonorous, baritone rumble of his.

- Imagine hearing something like that at three in the morning. Sometimes it makes you question why it is no one has asked the guy out yet. (AND WHY YOU HAVEN'T DONE THAT EITHER.)

- Nanami would also be the BEST listener.

- You have a problem with something? With someone? Okay. He'll hear you out. Will not interrupt you while you're speaking. Not once will he do that.

- If it's something serious, and you start sniffling or maybe even crying, okay let's be honest he wouldn't really know what to do...

- SO. Because he doesn't know, he'll do what he sees everyone else do.

- He'll hug you. His arms will be stiff and that deep pit of awkwardness will definitely form in his stomach, but if it helps you, he'll do it all the same.

- If this is your first time crying in front of him, he'll only pull out one of his handkerchiefs and hand it to you. Sorry, but he wouldn't know how else to comfort you.

- He'll also comfort you with words of logic. Nanami has that perspicacious outsider's perspective that lets him see the rational portion of everything.

- BUT HE WOULD ALSO BE SO UNDERSTANDING. If you voice that you think your feelings are stupid, or dumb, he would FIRMLY insist that no, no (Y/N), your feelings are not stupid. Your feelings matter to me. And nothing that matters to me is "stupid."

- And he would proceed to help you find a solution to your problem, or would just hear you out some more. You can be honest with him and he would not judge you for any of your feelings.

- In conclusion, Nanami Kento would be the most caring BFF out there.

FUSHIGURO TOJI

- Okay HEAR ME OUT ON THIS. HEAR ME OUT.

- Toji would be an AWESOME best friend.

- He would be the guy you could punch in the arm with abandon.

- Toji would ALSO be the mean tease of a friend who is able to bed you at least once.

- After getting you in his bed though he'll let you go back to the casual thing you share, if that's what you want. But if you want to be together, well... he would be willing to try, but only because you're his friend.

- It may or may not work out. But he does try to make it work. Whether it does in the end... depends.

- MOVING FORWARD, again, Toji would be the friend you could punch without being hit back for it. He'll just be like yeah, okay short stuff then move on.

- He's just someone you could debate with, have fun with, and tease and test to no end.

- AND TOJI is the type of guy who would be super casual about letting people stay over at his house. You had a tiring day? You want to crash at his house? He'll let you.

- You open his door and he'll look at you like he was expecting you, but maybe that's because you'd just ranted about how someone at work had treated you like shit.

- You know. Through the private messaging app only assassins like him use. But since you're his bestie he let you download it too.

- HE CALLS YOU EVERY SINGLE PET NAME OUT THERE TOO

- And he always greets you with, "Something wrong, short stuff?" when you come through the door

- AND HE WOULD EVEN CALL YOU "PRINCESS" WHEN HE REALLY FEELS LIKE PUSHING IT

- And listen bitch even if you're tall... this asshole is literally as tall as Gojo (I think?????) AND he's a DILF. So shut your mouth, short stuff.

- At his house you can either: 1. Order take-out and eat together on the dingy old table someone's great-grandfather used to eat on; he might pay if you really aren't feeling it but he's also an avaricious, money-hoarding bitch (in other words, broke) soooo don't expect much. Or 2. Just sleep on his couch while he watches TV. His bed smells like shit and really his couch isn't any better buuutt at least it doesn't have... stains.

- And please, don't even think about venting your feelings to this guy. He would either laugh his ass off at you or only nod with a tight smile of discomfort on his face.

- Princess, he won't be tucking you into bed, but he'll definitely have some leftover pizza ready for you in the morning. His love language is lazy as hell, but it's love all the same.

- Though your pizza will most definitely be either burnt or cold as shit.

- But either way, he cares.

- So if you're feeling down because someone looked at you wrong in the streets, expect to see a "Missing Person's Report" on the news in the morning.

[mochiajclayne]

The blame goes to Road to Ninja universe (both movie and Tenten's infinite tsukuyomi dream) and I know Menma looks like Naruto and Sasuke's kid but hear me out:

Naruto and Menma as twins then falling in love with twin brothers Charasuke and Sasuke but set in modern au.

- Honestly everyone is alive because Nart and Sauce are traumatized enough in canon.

- Naruto and Sasuke definitely established relationship because they're whipped for each other (but it took them years to be boyfriends because these two took slow burn and ran away with it).

- Naruto and Menma are the best twins and in this au, I will...

Let's be honest though, Menma can't handle Naruto's randomness all the time but he will always lend an ear to listen to Naruto's all-time hyperfixation: Sasuke.

- Chara and Sasuke actually gets along contrary to everyone's belief. And Chara isn't dumb by all means but he's pretty much a himbo womanizer.

- Sasuke and Menma are friends and Naruto always say they do "smart stuffs" together but little did he know that Menma talks about Chara to Sasuke all the time aka complain about his flirty shenanigans aka Chara's nonstop attempts on kissing him.

- Menma rants calmly and state the problem directly to Sasuke but would go all out rambling to Naruto and he has a scheduled rant at 9 pm sharp.

- Chara is pretty much confident with his kissing skills and sexuality and Menma is really tense and serious all the time so a kiss will definitely ease the tension (he is just a helpful bro 👀).

- Sasuke is pretty much convinced that Menma likes Chara but doesn't comment on that. Naruto, on the other hand, considers the possibility because double dates, sue him for finding that wholesome.

- Charasuke, for the life of him, can't tell Naruto and Menma apart to the point that Chara kissed Naruto by mistake and Sasuke punched him almost immediately.

Chara, nursing his punched jaw: How can you tell them apart?

Sasuke, glaring: One of them is my boyfriend.

Chara: THAT'S NOT HELPFUL AT ALL.

- Chara wouldn't skip on dates but will always turn them down to spend time with his family, especially when traditions are in concern. Only a few people knows this side of Chara (aka his entire family).

- Chara fell first but Menma fell harder. (In actuality, they're both whipped but Menma is better at holding it in while Chara is literally gestures, feelings, and sweet nothings.)

- Chara confessed first because excuse you, romance is his area of expertise. Menma is skeptical due to obvious reasons.

- Chara is pretty much in love with everyone like how Naruto is good to all people and Sasuke and Menma share a silent agreement to that.

- LISTEN. Menma and Sasuke as the protective twin.

- But hear me out: Chara flirting with girls so that they won't fawn over Sasuke (since the other feels uncomfortable with it).

- Menma being the #1 Naruto defender because people like to compare both of them and Menma calls bullshit because Naruto might not learn in a conventional way but it doesn't mean, he's automatically dumb.

- OKAY I SHOULD STOP HERE LMAO