#NotTheOnion

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#NotTheOnion? [14 Nov 24]

[jewishbarbies]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/1gq06je/fox_news_host_nominated_for_us_secretary_of/

NAHHHHH THIS COUNTRY IS SO UNSERIOUS

A FOX NEWS HOST??? FOR SECRETARY OF DEFENSE???? A NEWS HOST???

Might as well hire Tucker Carlson to be head of DOJ

Fox News just for Secretary of Defense, Kristi Noem for head of Homeland Security, Elon Musk & Vivek Ramaswamy in a whole new “government efficiency” agency, RFK jr for public health, Mike Huckabee for US Ambassador to Israel. this administration was a joke either way with president and vice but now it’s a whole fucking clown show and it’s just as dangerous as we thought.

[generallemarc]

A mod on r/nottheonion is deleting stories that make the left look bad

Either that or there's some other, wider-ranging problem of mass deletions that all my posts are getting swept up in. My posts about Canada's new hate speech laws and that thing in Toronto with the cops advising residents to let their keys get stolen got nuked within minutes. I used to love that place, but it would appear it's been powermodded.

[brightlotusmoon]

The murderous cat you live with is a murderous cat, a study shows : NPR

https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/18h40mo/the_murderous_creature_you_live_with_is_a/

[speedette]

Original link: https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/slxak0/deleted_by_user/hvtgjmy/?context=3

[cavenewstimes]

“Gay furry hackers” attack Heritage Foundation and release sensitive data related to Project 2025

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[slices-of-random-obsession]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/s/87ZeSO4vCa

Well. That's depressing.

[dsdraws]

Sketchdaily - Draw a headline from /r/nottheonion

British Airways passengers fed KFC chicken – a leg each – on 12-hour flight to London

[alanfromrochester]

It is easy to laugh at when taking at face value because it goes against type

https://www.npr.org/2023/01/29/1152149068/marie-kondo-revealed-shes-kind-of-given-up-on-being-so-tidy-people-freaked-out

This article linked on the NotTheOnion subreddit does emphasize that it’s about priorities

I saw the headline of that new marie kondo article that’s goes ‘mk admits to giving up on tidying up after her third child’ on twitter with just hundreds of people yelling about ‘vindication’ in the comments below, and I was like… I’m willing to bet actual money that the article is really about her priorities changing and that she still enjoys tidying up, but her approach to and amount of time spent on it has been altered because she’d rather spend time with her children? sooo I skimmed the article and I’m not saying somebody owes me money but somebody definitely should.

I wish I could say that I’m shocked that people on the internet would - still - be so erroneously outraged over an asian woman politely suggesting you treat yourself and your home with kindness (because your home has an enormous effect on your mental and physical health) while giving you tips on how to organise your home in small, achievable ways that you can adapt to suit your needs and wants, but I’ve been on the internet way too long for that.

she taught me several small tips that I still use in my everyday life and find hugely helpful, especially as a neurodivergent person who’s definitely not a minimalist. anyway, I hope marie kondo has a good day.

[gayteensupreme]

they removed my reddit post jerry! they removed it! yeah, the r/nottheonion one! why? i dont know why! didnt break any rules! 2 point 5 k upvotes, jerry! gone, just like that!

[daemonhxckergrrl]

"omggg you're so stupid if you can't tell this is satire !! it's a joke post you idiot !!"

r/nottheonion would like a word

[kamikazepizza]

Ez amellett, hogy szomorú volt, zseniálisan vicces húzás a 444-től. Mármint a két cikk egymás mellé tevése.

[sarcasticcynic]

Nope, not The Onion.

Texas has seen a substantial uptick in parents demanding vaccine exemptions for their kids. Dr. Peter Hotez, a pediatrician and scientist who develops neglected disease vaccines for the world’s poorest people, responded thus:

“Children of #Texas have been placed in harm’s way for the financial gain of special & outside interest groups. Calling on our TX elected leaders to say ‘NO MAS’ and stand up for our children!”

One of those elected leaders, Republican Jonathan Stickland, promptly accused Dr. Hotez of being in the pocket of Big Science:

“You are bought and paid for by the biggest special interest in politics. Do our state a favor and mind your own business. Parental rights mean more to us than your self enriching ‘science.’ #txlege”

Dr. Hotez politely replied, “Sir, as you know, I don't take a dime from the vaccine industry.” Stickland ignored the inconvenient facts, doubled down on his own false accusations, and--yes, really!--called vaccines “sorcery” and Dr. Hotez’s support for them “disgusting”:

“Make the case for your sorcery to consumers on your own dime. Like every other business. Quit using the heavy hand of government to make your business profitable through mandates and immunity. It’s disgusting.”

Those weren’t nearly enough insults for Stickland, though:

“Stickland continued the onslaught with others happy to engage the fight. In a span of an hour, he tweeted that vaccines are ‘dangerous,’ that a doctor concerned about the child’s vulnerability to disease is a ‘brainwashed commie’ and that a defender of science is a ‘typical leftist trying to take credit for something only The Lord God Almighty is in control of.’”

[stillwithhernothim]

#DemonSperm Something the GOP have apparently been drinking a lot of.🤤 #Repost @crystal_tyler_milsap ・・・ Welcome to the club, loser. . #EverythingTrumpTouchesDies #NotTheOnion #Hydroxychloroquine #LatinasForTrump #LatinosForTrump #WomenForTrump #AfricanAmericansForTrump #25thAmendment #MikePence #FoxAndFriends #MelaniaKnauss #DonaldTrumpJr #TrumpNation #TrumpGirl #MagaLife #Breitbart #DeepState #MaraLago #IvankaTrump #MalaniaTrump #ConservativeMemes #WomenForTrump #HispanicsForTrump #LaraTrump #KimberlyGuilfoyle #JaredKushner #ObamaGate #TrumpVirus #FoxNews https://www.instagram.com/p/CDQXExEgPmR/?igshid=1g2rcv5wwkq3a

[saltpeanutslive]

(Via r/nottheonion.)

[skate-the-onion]

I’m back!

I finished doing the thing (which was awesome btw) and I’m back home now just in time for CoC. Looking forward to hanging out with y’all for the 2019-2020 season!