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Somedays I’m so subby and thinking about getting fucked and used and bred. Some days I want a knight to wake up tied to a bed post only to see their prince(me) stripping them of their armor to get access to the only sword they care about
#I’m talking about dick#Do you know how hard it is to secretly drug your body guard?#Not that hard#but you end of having to do it three times before it actually works because you misjudged how good their poison resistance was going to be#Biscuit talks
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I once separated Grundy and Croc when they were locked in battle over who would eat a hog floating in the sewer.
(Wonder Woman Volume 6 #13)
#wonder woman#robin#damian wayne#solomon grundy#killer croc#hog#ugh#not that hard#absolute power#crossover#tom king#tony s daniel#dc comics#comics#2020s comics
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#i so wanted this to happen after the you-know-which-mission#to give then the romance they deserved#seriously#not that hard#c: goro takemura#takemura x v#goro takemura#vper: severemiraclefest
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“infinite clothing hack” just repeat your outfits literally no one cares. infinite clothing hack of doing laundry so there’s always clean shit to wear. then wear it all over again.
#i wear the same shit every day and i serve ? and so can you#seriously tho it’s so weird i talk to ppl abt ‘outfit repeating’ and they say shit like oh well it’s fine when you do it bc you look cool#like yeah so can you if you actually like your clothes and enjoy wearing them#idk man#not that hard#blayne#delete later
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Sex with consent, is only sex. There is no such a thing as 'consensual sex' or 'non-consensual sex', that is rape. There is sex or rape. Rape is not a type of sex. You wouldn't say 'breathing swimming' or 'non-breathing swimming'. You say swimming or drowning.
#fanfic#fandom#tlou#jjk#kny#astv#resident evil#x reader#genshin impact#feminism#rapeculture#consent#not that hard
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Man, Jade is just so.... slappable. She really needs an ass kicking. Being so ridiculously impulsive, never thinking of consequences, wanting to fuck someone your sibling is together with just because you want to, then not understanding they want nothing to do with you anymore?
"We are family, nothing changes that." The hell it doesn't?? Have to wonder if MC was the one to do that and throw that quote in her face, she would have been so nonchalant about the whole thing. I swear to God, makes me want to have a situation in the game where we will get to screw her over with something important to her then mockingly bat our eyelashes at her and say "We are family, so it's no big deal, right?"
And I must say, her reaction to an indifferent MC is so frustrating because why the hell would someone wanna shed more tears and use up brain space for a couple of losers who clearly did not give an iota of shit about them enough to just not fucking HURT them so brutally like that? Jade sure was indifferent to MC when chasing after their fiancé(e), only caring after her pleasure like she is controlled by a lizard brain. Chris didn't give a damn enough to even try to come clean and then they callously stole their pet as if they were the wronged party here taking what rightfully belonged to them.
Not cheating is a real easy thing to do! You just don't kiss someone when they come unto you. You don't go to their bedroom, you don't strip, you don't fuck, you just don't! Just like how you don't jump on every attractive person crossing your way! Common courtesy! Common SENSE!! (shakes them until they get normal like a radio)
I feel like flaming angry Disney's Hades whenever I think of Tweedlebitch and Tweedledick. I am READY to kick ass and take names!! And smooch the likes of Cam and Ardent and Kara and G who I'm sure won't take MC for granted!!
I can't wait for the demo, OP!! 🥰
I loved the energy behind this anon!
It is very easy not to cheat, especially if they communicate to their partner. Communication.is.key. It's how you learn, how you keep the relationship going, to help it grow and understand what each other need. But nope, those two Tweedlebitch and Tweedledick (which I will now allow Cam to refer to them as), didn't care enough. It's as simple as that.
There is no reason it should have happened, no reason they should have hurt MC the way they did and others who are also hurt by their actions. Yet, here we are and ready to ensure MC get's what they truly deserve! Other's who are better~
I look forward to the feedback, can't wait for everyone to play!
#loveandleases#love and leases#tweedlebitch#tweedledick#just common courtesy really#just communicate with the person you care about#not that hard
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SYDNEY SARGENR HATERS DNI IM SO SERIOUS
#I love him so much#I get not liking a character I'm ok with that but it's a personal discomfort and also yall take it too far most of the time! like.#Just move on! block the tag!! don't pay attention to sydney!#not that hard#Sydney sargent
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A lesson that the marauders fandom can't seem to fucking learn:
it's good to be diverse and have diverse headcanons but you need to fucking listen to the group of people that the representation is supposed to be representing when they point out when things are harmful and they're not comfortable with it
I mean this happens all the time in this fandom!
just to list a few examples:
- plenty of aroace people like myself have pointed out that peter isn't exaclty the best rep (with him becoming an antagonist and ntm the fat phobia behind it) and have asked for better rep and no one wants to listen (people only want to hc the unattractive people as aroace right cause if they're pretty they gotta be making out with someone for some reason haha /neg)
- quite a few poc members of the fandom have pointed out that they're not comfortable with des like Evan being headcanoned as black but people don't want to listen to them either
- now this one's more of a personal complaint but im not a huge fan of how people are making des and other antagonists queer for "diversity" (aka people just want to see men kiss for some reason). ik there's certainly quite a few people out there that agree with that
- similarly to the first one trans people like myself keep asking for more mainstream representation other than just regulus (who it seems less and less people are hcing as trans now too) bc while it may not be particularly harmful, its just about the only rep we get. and would ya look at that, hasn't happened yet has it
what in hell is even the point of headcanons for "representation" if no one even listens to the groups of people they're representing like seriously unless you're apart of that group you shouldn't get a say in what's good rep or whether it's not harmful and such
why do people not understand this????
#gotta a little repetitive there oops#but seriously#do fucking better#not that hard#when a group of people say some rep is harmful just listen to them#unless it applies to you you shouldn't get a say in whats good and bad rep#harrypotter#remus lupin#sirius black#james potter#maraudersheadcanons#lily evans#marauders era#regulus black#peter pettigrew#aroace peter pettigrew#harry potter marauders#the marauders#mary mcdonald#the marauders era#marauders
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Hey shake, I’m a guy and I’m totally crazy about you ..what do I have to do to get a chance
Easy- become a woman then you might stand a chance- but you might have a line forming lots of women want a drink of the shake~
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Ya know. It may just be me pmsing (it’s not I’ve been pissed about this for a while) but everyfucking time I see this one specific person in the dc x dp fandom who makes comments on other peoples posts? I get so annoyed. If you’re not gonna be nice then don’t say anything! Like really? If you don’t like someone’s au then don’t read it? It’s not that hard to keep scrolling. Some people like redoing and rereading the same tropes over and over again! Stop sucking the fun out of it for other people!!
#dc x dp#chaos rants#not naming names#but im pretty sure#that most people would know who I’m talking about.#don’t like don’t read#not that hard
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Ok but just saying Orpheus works in a freaking restaurant or bar or whatever how does Eurydice die of starvation??????
#Fr makes no sense#I get that guy was making his song but Eurydice could have asked Hermes?#yo I’m gonna die if I don’t get some food#not that hard#especially when ur lover works there#hadestown#orpheus and eurydice#hadestown broadway#eurydice#orpheus
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Saying it again, you can just not like things. You don't need to make posts and Twitter threads about why you don't like a specific ship. I don't like Lucilith because I've ruined Lilith for myself but you don't see me complaining about it. I don't like Charlastor either but you don't see me complaining about it.
This goes for everything, by the way, not just ships. I don't like how some people characterize Lucifer and Alastor (especially Alastor in regards to his asexuality, because I myself project how I experience being aroace onto him) but the only reason I'd complain about it is if someone either got their characterizations objectively wrong, or if someone was doing ragebait, and even then I only start complaining publicly if I'm having an impulsive day.
(Just for clarity's sake, at worst my Alastor analyses are me clarifying Alastor’s character to people who act like he's a black and white villain, which he isn't. I don't analyze Alastor to complain about mischaracterization, I analyze Alastor because media literacy is dead so I take it upon myself to clarify the nuances of Alastor as a character. Also hes just a really fun character to analyze)
Anyway my point is you're allowed to just not like something. You don't have to shit on people because you don't like something. This goes for everything, the block button exists for a reason. You can mute and blacklist tags and phrasea for a reason. Please use the block button and post filtering systems thank you
#hazbin hotel#thats one of the reasons i hate twitter so much. tagging etiquette SUCKS over there#this is born from someone on twitter complaining that charalastor is bad because alastor is manipulating charlie btw#on that subject if you really need to complain about something DONT PUT IT IN THE MAIN TAGS#basically if you dont like the content someone creates just block them#not that hard#anyway i might add to this tomorrow but for now. i am tired as fuck and need to get some sleep#like im genuinely struggling to stay awake so. off to bed i go
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i was sad but now i’m even sadder
#why is god not on my side#STILL#get the gremlin away from the lesbian#NOT THAT HARD#tw ugly#jamie oborne
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Imma be a bitch for a bit but TS4 mod users are some of the most “hold my hand” mod users I’ve ever seen.
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OKI *CHOMP*
-Shadow
OW-
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