#Not sorry actually
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say “yeah!” if u want wade in it
#wolverine#logan howlett#deadpool and wolverine#my art#sorry ummm#not sorry actually#putting this on the ship tg sorry#poolverine#deadclaws
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*laying on my stomach feet kicking up* thinking about bouncing on tyun’s thick dick and his hands gripping, making bruises. All the while kai is watching and praising *twirls hair looks longingly into the sky*
i needed time to collect myself after this. youre fucking insane. do it again.
you didnt even know these men. when they approached you at the bar and asked that damn question, you shouldve, logically, turned tail and ran. but you didnt.
"how much?"
they were handsome, startlingly so. one thing led to another and now here you were, bouncing on top of one of them. taehyun, you think his name is. you only heard the other one, kai? mumble it in the car ride over. well, actually, you were hardly doing any work at all. it was taehyun, with his sure grip, definitely pressing bruises in the shape of fingerprints onto your hips, who was putting in the work. his arms flexed deliciously as he forced you to ride him, bringing you up and down like you were little more than a fleshlight. your head was foggy, you felt so stuffed full you couldnt possibly think of anything beyond the way his thick cock was stretching you to your limit. youd never gotten such good dick in your fucking life. yeah, you were positively stupid, babbling nonsense and agreeing with whatever nasty, degrading insults taehyun threw at you.
"open your eyes, slut. look at him." taehyun growled somewhere behind you, bringing you down on himself harder as punishment for you not following his order immediately. you blinked once, twice, three times before kai's figure finally swam into focus. he looked like a dream, fluffy blond hair falling over his eyes. his slack-clad thighs spread deliciously and leaving little to the imagination as he palmed himself. he was staring at you down the length of his nose, chin tilted up for added affect. you shivered under that gaze. he looked like sin, alive and dangerous. a smirk ghosted at his lips as he watched you falling apart on his friends cock, obscene sounds of your arrousal making your ears burn a pretty pink.
"what a pretty thing, taking him so well. bet you can hardly breathe, stuffed so full, hm?" he cooed, head tilting to the side slightly as his gaze raked over you again. you shuddered, nodding pathetically like a fucking bobblehead. he tsked, but the sound was mocking. "hes so mean to you, isnt he, pretty? you need some love, dont you?"
"dont worry. we'll give you both."
#jjae hard thoughts#jjae answers#txt smut#bites fist#this... got away from me#sorry#not sorry actually#huening kai hard thoughts#kang taehyun smut#tyunning smut#huening kai smut#taehyun hard thoughts#huening kai x reader#taehyun x reader
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obsessed with the fact that by season 5 Merlin is firmly in the morally gray classification of character but if you’re not paying attention you don’t realize bc the shift is over time and it’s shown through the lense of his love for arthur so his actions still seem justifiable
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vash as billy kid from zzz SORRY !
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Not to be gushy but you guys really matter to me, thanks for caring. All of my stories start out as daydreams inside my head. I've been day dreaming like this all my life but always told myself that it wasn't worth sharing with anyone. I never thought anyone would care, and I'm so happy you all proved me wrong.
Seeing my simple daydreams come back to me in the form of people's fan art and fics and theories actually blows my mind. Like they came to life after being shared with someone else and turned into something new. Thank you for letting me share with you. I know I'm probably just a small part of all your lives, but it means so much to me that there are people out there who have felt real emotions just from the things I have imagined. It's very special to me, knowing you're all out there in the world.
#I'm feeling mushy#sorry I'm so dramatic#not sorry actually#love you guys#escaped audios#escapedaudios#audio roleplay#audio rp#late night dumbass posting#mwah mwah
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watched gameplay of the mouthwashing game. uhm. I. uhm i.
#i have no words#/pos#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#I HATE JIMMY#I HATE HIM SM#HE SHOULDVED BEEN IN CURLYS SHOES#sorry#not sorry actually
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i put him in some gayass clothes, sorry
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Hannibal allows Will to get away with "Hanni" exactly one (1) time - because he loves Will so much and because Will makes a "Hanni, I'm home" joke that makes a lifetime of bad cannibalism puns flash before Hannibal's eyes as he stares, horrified, at his own second-hand embarrassment reflected back at him.
#sorry I couldn't resist#not sorry actually#Will would never say that again because he doesn't want to be turned into grilled ribs#but he would be cackling to himself about it for weeks to come#hannigram#hannibal#nbc hannibal
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this is how i imagine johnny in teen lawrusso fics
#sorry#not sorry actually#rupaul wearing a straight is great shirt is killing me#johnny lawrence#daniel larusso#lawrusso#the karate kid#karate kid#cobra kai#tkk#daniel x johnny#but im a cheerleader#natasha lyonne#clea duvall
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shout out to ppl with bear Narrators they are all very handsome and pretty and beautiful and sexy
#hii lolll twirls hair#sorry#not sorry actually#bears are fuckin hot#tsp#the stanley parable#main tag bc I’m feeling brave#.txt
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my schnookums!!! I want to see him get dissected 😝
#sorry going insane#not sorry actually#fucked up his eye shape but whatever#nbc hannigram#nbc hannibal#hannibal#hannigram#hannibal lecter#will graham#hannibal will graham
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Just because its plastic and that hole doesn't lead anywhere doesn't mean you cant TRY to get him pregnant!
#sorry#LMAOOOO#not sorry actually#giggle funny#men gets pegged#poetry#emotional#me core#girlblogging#im real as fuck for that#i have not slept in over 15 hours#hi guys#forced impreg#WAIT THAT LAST TAG IS A THING????
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top ten ultrakill enemies that i want to be stepped on by
what the fuck. what the fuck dude. that's fucking disgusting. i would never let anyone step on me, let alone a VIDEOGAME CHARACTER???
mindflayer
#sorry#not sorry actually#very relatable#im pretty sure most people are attracted to them#so.#yeah#ultrakill#mindflayer ultrakill#ssshitpost#actually most of them. uhh
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i'm never forgiving tommy kinard for being a bigot sorry
#not sorry actually#they really gave us a few scenes of him being friends w chim and hen and said 'alright i think thats enough redemption for this guy'#and it's unsettling how many people in the fandom seem to agree ngl#evan buckley#911 fox#abc#9-1-1#buddie#anti tommy kinard
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imagine that one og yt 2b2t fit's fan finds out about this place and everything he sees is a bunch of freaks/aff discourcing ab his gay rp and crying over tragic lore?
the contrast is immaculate
#we all are so normal about his cubito#yeah sorry we made fitmc of 2b2t WOKE/j#not sorry actually#qsmp fitmc#fitmc#qsmp
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the stereotype that bisexuals are promiscuous is actually a statistical error. Dorian Gray, who has slept with everyone within a fifteen mile radius of London, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
#the picture of dorian gray#sorry i love making fun of him#not sorry actually#dark academia#tw biphobia#classic lit memes
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