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adriixboo · 12 days ago

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i hesitated on posting this, i am almost ashamed, but the damage has been done. i have been told that we are in need of cringe SO MAMA HAS SUPPLIED 🔥 get ready

also, sometimes i refer the "reader" as "yn" or just use "you" 🕺

combining both of my worlds into one, this is lengthy.

undertale!yn/reader and rise of the guardians ok hear me out (or don't)

in other words, welcome to monster!yn crushing on the guardians, and having joking around with jack frost, he kind of reminds yn of someone they know..

i also want to point out that i'm not never sure about yn hitting on jack, he may have been alive for 300+ years, yet he has the appearance of a teenager, and im pretty sure he was around 17 when he died??

yn's kinda old. in monster years, at least. more to be explained soon.

if you've been around my blog for a while, i watched rise of the guardians again after YEARS, and i have spiraled since. around this time, i was also in my undertale spiral lol (more coming soon) and bc my brain refuses to shut up, i was thinking, 'why not combine both?'

i'll show u why 🙄 am i proud of where i am in life? no, not really but im vibing, but man oh man i have to express myself now

moving on 😏😼 time for the content,

- takes place during the ROTG movie😏

more under the cut 🤤

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yn is a monster from the undertale universe 🕺, and somehow finds their way to the rotg universe and is like

"🤨🤨?? wdym ur the toothfairy????"

honestly this could go in SO many different directions. for examply, let's say yn has magic similar to the skele bros and then some other stuff? i dunno like this bitch can float or something 😼 space and time manipulation, honestly this is up to y'all, as i may or may not write and post more so please give me ideas

yn is aware of timelines, resets, saves, alternate universes, and has some knowledge of the science behind it, has theories, probably doesn't know too much about quantum mechanics, but knows enough.

sans is more in tune with that..

yn arrives somewhere on the 'surface,' as far as they know, and is immediately, slightly panicking. i mean, who wouldn't? you're just chilling on someone's couch relaxing one moment and all of a sudden *poof* and now you're standing on some GRASS???

..maybe papyrus' spaghetti needs more time in the oven.

next!

as far as yn's concern, monsters haven't resurfaced yet in their current timeline and maybe it's best to lay low, if possible. they also notice a lack of magic in their area, which is off-putting. they are not so sure as to what's going on.

did they jump timelines? somehow FAR off in the future? or was it jumping universes? oh god, where's the line drawn from jumping universes to appearing in a different dimension? what classifies as an alternate universe as well as a different dimension?

it's gets REALLY weird when manny, the man in the moon himself, is somehow aware of what has happened and alerts the guardians. coincidentally, right after showing the big four™ the next new guardian.

did manny do this? did he put yn in this predicament ?

was it gASSter? what an asshole.

ok so i was gonna have a segment here of yn meeting everyone, including jack frost and whatnot but i straight up have no ideas LMAOOOO send help

anyway

everyone's confused as to why yn can see the guardians.

yn is especially confused when THEY are confused when yn mentions the monster race and that damn mountain that has them trapped. yikes, imagine yn's shock and panic upon learning that there is no mt. ebott, that there is no monster race that yn speaks of.

also, yn's not a believer. how could they believe in santa claus and the toothfairy when they go through endless cycles of resets? in fact, they carry some nihilistic beliefs. yn's not insufferable nor are they miserable company. far from it actually.

yn likes to believe they are a delight to be around.

yn has a theory that it may have to do with the magic in a monster's soul.

oh man. how do you explain monsters, monster magic, and souls to these people??????

matter of fact, how will THEY explain themselves and their roles to you?

also how do you explain the easter bunny to yn? "what is an "easter bunny" and why r u so tall" yn says to a bewildered bunnymund.

"What do you mean 'what is an easter bunny'???"

"those bigass ears and u didn't hear me????????" what an inpression you've made yn. at least jack found it amusing.

yn just wants to go home.

god how they miss and love doing absolutely nothing with best friend sans™ and supervise over papyrus and undyne while they cook.

...not to say that they haven't been doing that, doing nothing. it's just different (and better) doing that back in their home.

just as much as they love doing nothing, they love being useful, which is kind of hard to keep track of. i mean, you hate doing stuff but you love being/feeling useful. clearly ya got something to work out. it's okay, i do as well

things are getting odd when yn is trying to explain the difference between the monster race and the monsters that the guardians know of.

like no man, yn is NOT going to "strike fear into the minds and souls of children for their own benefit and then eradicate all light and love from the world" stars, are you INSANE??? who put that narrative out there? but all yn can do is blankly stare and raise their eyebrow (bonebrow idk, whatever monster you are teehee)

...this is a very awkward monster lesson with professor yn™ about how monsters are of magic and their souls out of love, hope, and compassion. it also gets awkward when yn has to inform them about HoPe, LV, and/or EXP. yn isn't sure what to ignore, if they should withhold some information or tell them what it is. i mean, it IS factual, but yn hasn't actually fully trusted them.

at this point yn is just saying shit and probably doesn't make any sense but do they care? not at that moment, maybe they hit their head too hard. maybe this is just a dream? a real screwed up dream, that is.

yn has made the discovery that this is NOT a dream and that these people are old. like really, really old. their mind short circuits.

this gave yn the idea of telling them monster years and age. they explain that where they're from, monsters age differently than humans.

this led yn to reveal themselves being a boss monster, and how boss monsters age differently as well.

"boss monsters' souls can persist for a few moments after death." yn begins.

"there isn't really an explanation as to why. but for a human, it's because of their determination. now, monsters do not have enough physical matter to handle higher amounts of determination. remember when i mentioned what monsters are technically made of? because of the lack of physical matter, and that we cannot handle such amounts, humans are far stronger than us, with their physical forms.

as for a monster's age, specifically boss monster's, can only age when their offspring do. so in other words, we can live forever if we do not have a child. when a boss monster has a child, the power from the parents' souls, transfer to the child, aging both.

stands within reason that i can live forever. that is, if nothin happens to me and i don't have a kid."

man. what a lesson. everyone in the room seems to be listening closely, surprisingly so. though, it is inevitable that they get confused. they've been alive for many centuries, but they've never experienced this.

yn does not mention dusting.

yn does not mention the void.

yn does not mention timelines or alternate universes.

or resets.

they don't need to know that.

maybe yn should have began with telling the guardians the story of the war that started everything. maybe some confusion could've been avoided. oh well, yn couldn't care less, they're not a licensed professor, not like they have a guideline to follow. yn's too lazy to think straight.

"any questions? no? ok good!"

many questions left unanswered.

the amount of jokes, japes, and puns yn could make. imagine that.

......zzz zzzz zZZZ

it's no surprise that yn and the sandman are now officially nap buddies™

"please give me a good dream for once."

the sandman is concerned... 'for once??'

you don't elaborate.

he's kind of a cutie tho.. and good lord he's shorter than sans,

stars, he's adorable. you resist the urge to pick him up and squish him. but manny knows how much you want to.

toothiana is certified woman crush™.

tooth stares at yn's white teeth from across the room, barely able to contain herself. she's practically vibrating where she stands—flies.

until she cracks.

yn's teeth separated in shock, beautifully sharp canines on display, is that a gold tooth?

stars, tooth is such a beaut. yn shamelessly admiring her colors.

it also seems that tooth's little companions seem to have taken quite the liking to the monster. their wings fluttering excitedly, yn swears they could hear desperate squeaks, begging for their attention. man, a wave and a shy, friendly wink destroyed them all.

...did one of them just faint?

yn was lucky their eyes hadn't threw them under the bus and expose them to queen tooth and sandy.

man, that'd be bad. yn couldn't imagine the embarrassment and would not handle any teasing.

unfortunately life hates yn and fucks them at every given moment.

yn is staring at the huge ass bunny that's across the room. 'is bro a bunny???? i don't know wtf' as if this wasn't already talked about during introductions.

they can't help but also admire the large figure, now known to yn as bunnymund. oh my stars, he looks so cool, borderline attractive, they thought.

at one point, yn was barely to notice, but they did anyway. they felt the slightest change to their eyes.

'ah shit.'

small hearts had manifested in their eyes for a split second.

and that damn bunny noticed, and gave them a smile.

yn had almost dusted on the spot and teleported away, much to the dismay of the damn bunny.

and his accent. STARS, the accent. yn's about to loose all composure.

when yn finally comes face-to-face, (or not, this guy is tall, and i am not💔), yn's dumb mouth had to open.

"there's no way papa hunka hunka over here is santa claus." is how yn decided to make a fool of themselves, yet again.

'this man is lowkey so fine FUCK.'

yn couldn't help but giggle a little upon remembering sansta.

wonder what sans is up to.

"????????"

anyway, north's workshop is pretty sick. the elves are fun to mess with, same with the yetis. in fact, yn had shown a bit of their magic on one of the elves. their magic is actually their favorite color, which is always a nice plus. there was a glow of their magic surrounding the elf as yn moved them slowly across the room, being careful not to harm the laughing elf. he seems to be having a good time.

rock on elf🔥

sometimes yn likes to mess with the yetis slightly. there's a yeti holding a toy? not anymore. it's floating above the yeti. there's a yeti looking for something? that something is then floating around the yeti, taunting him.

poor phil 😔

yn is curious if they are on the nice list or on the naughty list. this is a bit of a mystery since yn isn't really from around here so...

regardless, yn likes to think they are a good noodle.

for the most part.

that guy with the frosty blue hoodie is a different story. he reminds yn a bit of sans with the blue hoodie, the white hair, the jokes he makes and the pranks he pulls.

way too much energy though..

but he was rather easygoing.

he had that carefree attitude, all he wanted to do was to freeze shit and have fun and honestly, yn could get down with that. still too much energy.

they've been in snowdin countless of times / they live(d) in snowdin for fucks sake.

remember the lesson with the elf? during the lesson, yn threw the elf in jack's direction, effectively hitting him in the face.

"...that wasn't me."

"I just SAW YOU????"

yn views this guy as that annoying younger brother. he's constantly messing with them, gets a good laugh from them though. yn likes to move his staff with their magic whenever he's leaning on it, just to see him take a tumble.

yn had to restrain themselves from literally giving them heart eyes (again) AND punch jack. they don't even trust that easy and NOW they're folding to a group of guardians???? strike them down now.

... it also took a lot of effort to not do a check on all of them. yn does not know if they'll be able to feel or know. they don't even know if they can. do souls manifest here like they do where they're from? they just have to! maybe.

yn wants to view their stats, see if they're dangerous. man, they should have done that in the beginning. but now look where they stand. yn wasn't always so careless. what's happened now?

'geez, people show you kindness and give you attention and all of a sudden you're down bad." my fault, brain 🧠.

though, considering they are the "guardians of childhood" and whatnot, yn doesn't perceive them as a threat.

...but they still want to do that check.

i'd be honored if y'all could give me more ideas for this writing 🙏 the cringe-fest must continue.

i want to figure out:

•how the five meet yn

•if yn was present during that fiasco of jack frost finding out he's a guardian

•what would the five stats be like? what about soul traits?

•meet pitch at tooth's palace? 👀 all pitch really has to do is make eye contact and knows yn's fears. now that's a can of worms. maybe yn has to finally discuss "dusting". eugh..

if you find this cringe, KISS MY ASS 🗣️

or! if you have something better to add or adjust, i'm all ears👂, or eyes 👀 since im readin

love u bye!

#undertale #x reader #rise of the guardians #rotg #rise of the guardians x reader #rotg x reader #undertale x reader #lowkey cringe #im not ashamed #not right now at least #in fact im chillin

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