#Not recommended

[lollipopsnowy]

make sure to keep your tally hall plushies well fed!

[shadowseductress]

laying on floor is addictive

[darkdragon768]

You STEAL food? You steal food like a little thief? Oh! Oh! Puppy jail for you! Puppy jail for you for one thousand years!

Plot twist: it wasn't Oatchi

Bonus:

[jellfishjellfish]

(Looking at the private stats for Dereliction)

The subscription number and bookmark number is the same 😱

Unprecedented!

I still love the fact it has twice as many private bookmarks, probably because it’s trolls, but that fine! I get it!

If there’s one thing I’ve learnt in my many years of life, it’s that something you like will be cringy to someone else. Always. So sometimes embracing the cringe can be freeing, accept you like that media! That song!

It was very often created BY an adult anyway! Life’s too short to be embarrassed by things you find joy in! ❤️❤️

[keystrokecascade]

doe belly went rock climbing after a hard week of graduating

[rosycheekies]

Last Summer Vacation by Totan Toyo

[i-cant-sing]

Not that it's a big news for anyone of yall, but snow has lost 10 kgs without going to the gym🥰🥰 another 5kgs and I'll be at my ideal weight.

Not that I, as a dental student would ever recommend this, but portion control (I am actually starving myself at this point because I have less time to lose weight) and sleeping has done a lot for me. Also getting angry makes me lose my appetite and since I get hurt often, so that's alright.

Now I cant go to a gym because they either don't align with my schedule or are ridiculously expensive, and I don't do home workouts because i use my last not of discipline to study💀💀💀

Am I losing weight at the expense of walking around like a zombie, losing my hair, skin dulling, vision blurring, especially as someone who already has multiple vitamin and nutritional deficiencies (I just found out I have very low hemoglobin 💀)? Yes, BUT it'll be all worth it because at my brothers wedding, I get to stuff my face and then next year, I will be earning and go to gym regularly ✨️

I feel like if I have one or two episodes of explosive diarrhoea, I will be instantly at my ideal weight💀💀💀(please, nobody say I have an ED. I don't, I am only delulu about my crushes and fictional characters).

[shirozen]

Sharing is not recommended

[bipolarmoss]

so THAT’S what it’s like venting to neurotypicals

[heretherebedork]

So the entire gayness of Close Friends Soju Bomb is that he lost a bet, kissed all the other boys and that's... it? No romance? No, you know, Boy's Love? Nope. He gave each of them a peck while they were drunk, they all remember this unlike literally everything else and that's just... it? That's all? We're done? No romance, nothing that continues, just... that's it?👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

I am so not here for this. Why bother trying to sell this as a y-series/BL show when it's not.👎👎👎👎

Goddamn, fuck this show. Seriously? Seriously!?!? This is what we do now? Ughhhh. I might hate it here. @absolutebl I'm glad you dropped this ages ago. It's only gotten worse.👎👎👎👎

And literally everyone else is in a het relationship. Ugh. 👎👎👎

[scobbe]

I had a vivid dream last night in which I was almost positive I was dreaming because really weird shit kept popping up (like a woman who had no eyes) but at the same time I also thought this might all be real because I thought my alarm had gone off but I’d fallen back to sleep then woke up late.. like I thought I had woke up out of sleep like normal and yet really weird stuff kept appearing.

I can’t express how disturbing this was. I can only imagine it was possibly a little like what delusions are like - like “I’m pretty sure what I just experienced was real but at the same time it was hella weird.” Absolutely terrifying. I finally ended up finding this extra phone that was apparently keeping me in this dream state and I crunched it up by folding it in my hands (all red aluminum and small glass shards) then I woke to one of my cats scratching in the litter box and I was like oh my god I’m home in my bed I’m actually just home and everything is normal.

[cordeliav7]

HOW TO KILL YOUR FAMILY book review

*bf's name* I'm sorry baby. I really wanted to like this book but it made it very difficult for me.

To start off I give it 2/5 stars and I'm being generous. Like, this book had everything that needed to be an actually good and enjoyable book but decided not to take advantage of them(?!) This book was a page turner in all the wrong ways.

I do not recommend this book. It's worth reading only if you don't mind bad endings and poorly written characters.

⚠️ Spoilers ahead ⚠️

The entire plot is wonderful "a girl trying to take revenge for her mother's death so she's killing everyone for her dad's side of the family". Amazing! *chef's kiss*!

The way she described each murder is amazing. How she made them look like an accident. I especially loved the chapter where she killed her uncle. So classy.

But alas, to no avail. She wanted to take revenge ever since she was, what?, 7 or 10, and she started actually killing at 18. She was goal orientated and very cold blooded. BUT STILL she only had antisocial tendencies. And not psychopathic/sociopathic like she should. Everyone's saying that she is extremely unlikable but I'm arguing that she should be even more unlikable. Because she's too funny and kinda relatable to a point, and it should NOT be like that. She should be a full on sociopath, scary to the core, but FUCKING STILL.

I strongly believe that the author wrote the book, read it through, realized she had no character whatsoever and just decided to slap the subplot of her liking her childhood friend just because. Tf is that

Also WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCKING FUCK was the last few chapters with the secret half brother. I was reading it through and I was praying it was him that killed their father. And it was but he hired fucking KELLY to blackmail her so she won't kill him/ steal his new money?!?! WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING FUCK whY did the author choose tHAT as the ending of the book?! How many braincells did you kill to write something like that?

I'm sure I have more shit to say but, again, I don't remember anything else but I would love to hear your opinion on the book so feel free to comment or DM me^^

[azazel-dreams]

FAB book 1 (graphic novel)

Rating: ❤️❤❤❤❤

[sukimas]

TRIP REPORT: Accidental dichloromethane exposure

[libertasforte]

arlecchino x fem childe, nsfw as in I wouldn't show this to people at work