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cassandralexxx · 1 year ago

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my over dramatic ass this morning was all like “it’s a cruelty to be alive” bc I was experiencing some hand pain 💀💀💀

In my defense my joint pain/stiffness was so bad that I was majorly struggling to button my clothing and I had to use text to speech to answer messages on my phone.

we on the up tho now the pain is only if I move my hand not just like at all times.

#mylife #Chronic illness #pain #arthralgia #Not hot I’d say #Inflammation so bad in the morning but by the afternoon it’s mild so I’m like pshhh no biggie until I go to sleep and wake up and it’s bad

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aalyre · 3 months ago

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one thing about the foxes that will always make me giddy is the team taking shots at their own goals knowing that andrew’s gonna catch the ball

#andrew minyard #best goalie in class I exy #when wymack asks andrew to shut the goal down and andrew is like #give me a number #and wymack says 5 and andrew lets exactly 5 SHOTS IN BEFORE SHUTTING IT DOWN #and after the game wymack goes #what if i’d said one?#and andrew goes #WHAT IF #oh he’s so hot #i know footballers do this too but it seems less impressive #the speed in exy is just a different level than in football (soccer)#when they do this #aftg #all for the game #the foxes

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rystiel · 11 months ago

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look. i view the doctor as asexual but the implication that he’s had kinky handcuff-escape sex with houdini is a bit funny so i’ll accept it

#like. damn ok 😭😭😭#didn’t even just say he learned it from houdini like. he specifically described it as hot #hello ?!2?!!?!? lmfaoooo #doctor who #15th doctor #doctor who spoilers #the church on ruby road #ALSO ???? i’d like to know which regeneration did it like. hello ????#has 15 been around long enough to have done that himself? was it 13 since she also mentioned houdini??? who was it 💀#my bets are kinda on 11 idk man ngl

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gojoest · 3 months ago

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SATORU

#— ai rambles #he’s immediately pulling over and looking at you with googly eyes 👀#or alternatively #you drop by jujutsu tech to bring him a bento box and sit through one of his classes and watch him teach #AND HES SO HOT 🫦🫦🫦🫦#so you send him a text message that says ‘the things i’d do to you rn in this very classroom if the students weren’t here’#he peeks at his phone and almost chokes through his words #the next thing you hear after he clears his throat is his loud voice yelling CLASS DISMISSED #when everyone walks out he taps on his lap all smug and mischievous

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jesuistrestriste · 2 months ago

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SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE

ARE YOU SEEING THIS

he is EMPLOYED

WHHHHAAAAAATTT ! ! ? ! ? i’m gonna frow up

i was driving all day today w my friend + just got back from a concert abt three hours ago and i missed this???

:( i’m so incredibly happy for him :(( he’s gonna do so well ! YAY MIKE !

#bri thank u sm for this hot news <333 #mwah mwah mwah !#his agent is putting in that WORK #i’m going to eat my hands #i’m selfishly scared about him becoming even more mainstream idc i’ll say it ☹️#i want him to get all the success he deserves but #i’d just like to keep him in my pocket for a while is that so wrong #i’m srry #sage’s asks

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sunforgrace · 1 year ago

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you guys please understand they were going to say “CASTIEL’S PERSONAL HEAVEN” and paper the walls like a teen girls room with pictures of dean pictures of dean’s face PLASTERED onto the bodies of beefcakes all while cheek to cheek blares out. as brought to you by fucking metatron

#cutting an I love you because your actor who’s been kinning this guy for years thinks is out of character:#cutting part of me always believed you’d come back because same actor thinks that’s too gay:#cutting castiel’s personal half naked dean winchester heaven because tptb go hey maybe this is too gay and homophobic. as a bit:#I understand why we’re picking handprint. but I will put forth the argument that this is the bait rounds and that overall #the handprint is less bait and more so the weird boy besties behavior #listen you know I LOVE the handprint. but in terms of genuine great american queerbait #and I mean they put the handprint back on during the love confession at this point that one’s just textual we’re talkin BAIT #closest to bait here I’d argue is the fact they had anna palm it while having sex with dean #like actively pausing the sex scene to just show anna gripping it and dean reacting #but again that’s more. weird. than bait I’d say. Simply because that transcends bait into what the fuck are you guys doing #but at this point cas was hot off the scene by season 9 they KNEW what they were doing and they were DOING it maliciously in a POST YOURE #NOT CRAZY TWEET WORLD

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draco-glacialis · 25 days ago

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Agatha is a quiet person the loudness is just a mask to defend herself.

#only in the quiet will you learn the truth about Agatha #Agatha all along #Agatha Harkness #I’d honestly say that if you genuinely get Agatha angry she goes quiet #and it makes it so much more terrifying #because the mask everyone sees is loud #the ‘anger’ people see (again it’s a mask) is loud #so people expect Agatha to yell when angry instead she almost whispers #like instead of a hot anger it’s cold if that makes sense

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iii-of-ender · 7 days ago

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i’d let her beat the shit out of me

#i rambles #not maintagging this. my legacy will not be this #but hot damn. she could punch me adn i’d say thank you

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okthatsgreat · 2 months ago

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i’m realizing that one of my favorite ways to create a character is by first establishing a major flaw of theirs and then examining how that will inevitably fuck them up a bit. then fleshing them out from there

#i’m realizing that’s how i created like. the majority of the characters i rp with LMAOOO i would start with flaws i think would be #interesting to examine in whatever story they’re in !!!!!!!! and then i’d build out positive traits/backstory in order to flesh them out #but starting with that major flaw really helps me build their character i’m realizing . i’m doing it with the new rp oc i’m trying to make #like for sae (after deciding she’s a fisherman) i wanted her to deal with impatience. sadie is self centered + controlling. erin is fake af #and even for dnd characters i’ve played like immian is a hermit and naive while tinni is SCARED as FUCK!#i really honestly believe flaws are greatttt for your characters story. like just in general really good for a guy to have negative traits #that will impact the narrative in a way that almost feels inevitable and thus force them to confront it OR succumb to it #so instead of starting with going Oh Well Sae is Nice and working from there i’m able to say oh sae is actually pretty hot headed deep down #which allows me to build more traits based off of that… she’s resilient bc she doesn’t want to BE hot headed. stubborn as fuck #wise bc she wants to grow. slow talking bc of her afi which connects to her backstory which connects to being hot headed #guys is this anything at all. is this microphone on. it’s 2am #lee chat

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wordsinhaled · 4 months ago

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is it late enough at night that i can share my /hj headcanon that edwin is a secret chappell roan enjoyer?

bet he first hears chappell on one of crystal’s playlists and makes a big point of scoffing, but HOT TO GO! actually kind of gets him in his feelings. crystal catches him one day humming it and swaying along in his own elegant and dancerly way, sort of lost in his own world while reorganizing his bookshelves. only because charles happens to be out, of course

she startles him and he whirls around with his hand on his heart even though ghosts can’t actually have a heart attack

they share this staredown that worldlessly communicates “you are never living this down” “if you ever use this as blackmail material against me i will enchant all of your socks to never have a pair for the rest of time”

(a few days later edwin finds a copy of the rise and fall of a midwest princess vinyl leaning up against the victrola waiting for him. ‘cause crystal gets it, okay. she gets it)

#wait til charles catches him crying listening to ‘coffee’#dbda #dead boy detectives #dead boy detective agency #edwin payne #it’s all in my head but i want nonfiction #who can blame a girl? call me hot not pretty #well i woke up alone staring at my ceiling. i try not to care but it hurts my feelings #i’d suggest the jazz bar on maryann street but you’d buy me a drink and we know where that leads #i’ll meet you for coffee cause if we have wine #you’ll say that you want me i know that’s a lie #if i didn’t love you it would be fine #nowhere else is safe every place leads back to your place #i don’t think chappell is like the Reinvention of Queer Artists the way some people say but i think she is fun and edwin should get to have #fun and be a bit of a hot mess #as a treat

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napping-sapphic · 11 months ago

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Anyway yearly reminder for all the perpetually cold girlies out there that i am a human furnace and i am ready and willing to warm you all up😤

#wlw #wlw mood #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #i’d say there’s enough room for all of you #but SOME people insist that i’m ahem below average height #(probably lies and slander you shouldn’t listen to)#so we might all have to squeeze in really tight very unfortunate #so much close cuddling between us all how will we cope🤔#anyway im probably capable of warming you up to the point that you ALSO get hot #i have many desirable traits clearly😤#im gay and i like sleeping

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luvrxbunny · 1 year ago

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i would really love to be going down on a guy, like i’m kissing his balls or something and his hand comes around to just hold me in place while he lets out the most devastating moans above me.

and he’s like “yeah, yeah— oh shit. kiss my balls baby.”

“feels so good with you down there. put one in your mou- yes. oh my god like that, baby”

or he’s right on the edge and i haven’t kissed his balls yet but he wants to feel it before he cums. so i just feel his hands pulling me off him and then pushing me down to his balls.

“please. please i wanna- wanna feel it, sweetheart. ohhh- so fuckin’ warm. feels like m’melting, love”

“holy shit i’m right there- kiss them- kiss it, baby. kiss my balls for me, kiss ‘em”

#my period app says i’m not ovulating but idk man #i’m feeling pretty feral #ugh i think i’d be so hot #idk what to tag this cus it’s not a specific character #but imagine this with #joel miller #miguel o’hara #marc spector #steven grant #bucky barnes #and omg #eddie munson #he’d be extra whiny about it tho #he’d beg you to put them in your mouth instead of pushing your head down #my thots

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jessieren · 6 months ago

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