#Not hot I’d say

[cassandralexxx]

my over dramatic ass this morning was all like “it’s a cruelty to be alive” bc I was experiencing some hand pain 💀💀💀

In my defense my joint pain/stiffness was so bad that I was majorly struggling to button my clothing and I had to use text to speech to answer messages on my phone.

we on the up tho now the pain is only if I move my hand not just like at all times.

[aalyre]

one thing about the foxes that will always make me giddy is the team taking shots at their own goals knowing that andrew’s gonna catch the ball

[rystiel]

look. i view the doctor as asexual but the implication that he’s had kinky handcuff-escape sex with houdini is a bit funny so i’ll accept it

[gojoest]

SATORU

[alluralater]

i don’t play dnd but people have told me i’d be a really good gm. here’s the thing though, i wanna do it like in a hot way. your fantasy character is about to get stretched around a ghost dick. roll 7 or higher to cum. is that dnd?? obviously i’d have an amazing adventure set up with good stakes and awesome reward but i’d be unfortunately super sexual about it. would i still be respected if i made the ghost woman creampie the player? what if they lost and the other players could roll to join?? sexy lesbian dnd nerds please respond and tell me if this is disrespectful to your culture okay thanks

[sunforgrace]

you guys please understand they were going to say “CASTIEL’S PERSONAL HEAVEN” and paper the walls like a teen girls room with pictures of dean pictures of dean’s face PLASTERED onto the bodies of beefcakes all while cheek to cheek blares out. as brought to you by fucking metatron

[okthatsgreat]

i’m realizing that one of my favorite ways to create a character is by first establishing a major flaw of theirs and then examining how that will inevitably fuck them up a bit. then fleshing them out from there

[wordsinhaled]

is it late enough at night that i can share my /hj headcanon that edwin is a secret chappell roan enjoyer?

bet he first hears chappell on one of crystal’s playlists and makes a big point of scoffing, but HOT TO GO! actually kind of gets him in his feelings. crystal catches him one day humming it and swaying along in his own elegant and dancerly way, sort of lost in his own world while reorganizing his bookshelves. only because charles happens to be out, of course

she startles him and he whirls around with his hand on his heart even though ghosts can’t actually have a heart attack

they share this staredown that worldlessly communicates “you are never living this down” “if you ever use this as blackmail material against me i will enchant all of your socks to never have a pair for the rest of time”

(a few days later edwin finds a copy of the rise and fall of a midwest princess vinyl leaning up against the victrola waiting for him. ‘cause crystal gets it, okay. she gets it)

[napping-sapphic]

Anyway yearly reminder for all the perpetually cold girlies out there that i am a human furnace and i am ready and willing to warm you all up😤

[luvrxbunny]

i would really love to be going down on a guy, like i’m kissing his balls or something and his hand comes around to just hold me in place while he lets out the most devastating moans above me.

and he’s like “yeah, yeah— oh shit. kiss my balls baby.”

“feels so good with you down there. put one in your mou- yes. oh my god like that, baby”

or he’s right on the edge and i haven’t kissed his balls yet but he wants to feel it before he cums. so i just feel his hands pulling me off him and then pushing me down to his balls.

“please. please i wanna- wanna feel it, sweetheart. ohhh- so fuckin’ warm. feels like m’melting, love”

“holy shit i’m right there- kiss them- kiss it, baby. kiss my balls for me, kiss ‘em”

[jessieren]

Love these… BTS with Caroline O’Neill

Pics by endeavourneverland

[chilfucked]

okay hear me out

i know that i’ve got a wip for a man eating plants fic (sexual. chil is the only character) in the works right now

but what if i worked on chil stuck in a chest instead

[sluttylittleslashers]

Plz turn down your volume before watching

[babyfairy]

what is the opposite of kink friendly. whatever that is i’m that

[kaylinelizabeth4004]

Happy Birthday to the man, the myth, the legend that is my little traumatized, depressed, and physically unwell fictional detective boyfriend DI Alec Hardy

[transmechanicus]

Breaking my anon policy with a screenshot before i blocked them because i love that the insult is a 2/10 followed by admitting they still think i’m hot. Yes i am a pretty twink thanks for reminding me, now DIE~🖤