#Not a single braincell in my cranium

[rose-petal123]

Kumquats (/ˈkʌmkwɒt/ KUM-kwot),[1] or cumquats in Australian English, are a group of small, angiosperm, fruit-bearing trees in the family Rutaceae. Their taxonomy is disputed. They were previously classified as forming the now-historical genus Fortunella or placed within Citrus, sensu lato. Different classifications have alternatively assigned them to anywhere from a single species, Citrus japonica, to numerous species representing each cultivar. Recent genomic analysis defines three pure species, Citrus hindsii, C. margarita and C. crassifolia, with C. × japonica being a hybrid of the last two.

Ough... many big word... brain.... scienceeee

[ultimatefartwizard]

NOT FUCKING AGAIN! THE MUSICAL ( TF EARTHSPARK MESSAGES AND MANDROID'S GENOCIDAL HORRORS EDITION)

Holy shit I am losing my mind... @monocle-teacup you better read this <3 (dead serious though cuz wtf)

Also of course as always, spoilers ahead this time for season 2 of earthspark so dont want it? skedaddle (s2 isnt worth caring about though, trust me)

Also again nobody go witchhunting or harassing anyone, this is discussion of media and someones poor takes on some clear themes in a show.

Okay you're using THE TERRIBLE WRITING OF S2 TO PROVE YOUR LITTLE HORRIBLE SLIMY GENOCIDAL GREASEMAN IN THE RIGHT???? WHY ARE YOU VOUCHING FOR HIM. WHY DO YOU SAY HIS IDEAS ARE RIGHT AUUUUGH-

How you continue to have terrible takes astounds me 💀 You can't be serious man how are you this like,,, braindead? And ignoring all of what S1 is trying to teach even before S2 came out? oh wait.

You choose your attraction of a gross ass man over LITERAL IN YOUR FACE PLOTPOINTS BECAUSE YOU'D RATHER MEATRIDE YOUR BABYGIRL MANDROID OVER EVERYTHING THE SHOW HAS BUILT UP. Not like you probably ever cared to connect any of the dots.

Oh, to help you do that, I have a previous post I made where I pinged you! You should read it before you read anymore, it'll help with what I'm about to preface here. Please READ IT.

Okay, time to dig into literally EVERYTHING ALL OVER AGAIN BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEEM TO LET GO OF THIS MAN AND HIS OBVIOUS LACK OF HUMANITY IN HIM AND CONTINUE TO SEE SOMETHING THATS NOT THERE. I will start off by saying the quality of the writing for season 2 and season 2's entire disregard for season 1 don't discredit season 1, no matter what nonsense there is. I hate season 2 for all its going for thus far and its just genuinely a waste of my braincells to try watching it again. There are also things not specifically related to mandroid but are also pet peeves that show your lack of attention to detail.

How. Did you miss this. Humans have been living with bots for 30 to 40 years at this point they don't bat an eye at them because THEY THINK THEY'RE JUST SOME BOTS CASUALLY WALKING AROUND. They don't give a fuck about the terrans; only a select few know they are even earth-born bots. Transformers have been living amongst humans casually don't you think they wouldn't give two fucks and know not to gawk at random robots walking around like they just started existing?

You saw the Philadelphia episode (I hope? because you act like you haven't) or really any episode they are just chilling and walking around, you didn't notice nobody gave a damn? What about Optimus, Elita 1, and other bots? Would you randomly gawk at a group of sapient beings walking amongst you who've been there for a lifetime?

No.

They had to hide FROM GHOST not FROM THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE. Ghost would have tried to capture them and imprison them by deeming them a threat for merely existing, not humans as a whole. The fact you miss this entire detail is incredibly sad.

Okay now onto Mandroid stuff because you never stop meatriding him MY GOD

Huh, maybe you need to USE YOUR BRAIN and realize he was not protecting earth. He -thought- he was, because he perceived them as vermin who need to be wiped out and a threat to humanity. Like I said before in my last post DECEPTCONS DO NOT EQUAL ALL OF TRANSFORMERS OH MY GOD. Plus with this season its clear there can't be the same writers on this team. They have sacrificed the story for toymaking opportunities DON'T YOU THINK MAYBE HE'S NOT RIGHT JUST BECAUSE S2 SOMEHOW SAYS THE -CONS IN SPECIFIC (NOT ALL BOTS MY FUCKING GOD)- ARE TO NOT BE TRUSTED AND ARE DANGEROUS? USE YOUR CRANIUM THAT EVOLUTION HAS GIVEN YOU. Mandroid conflated every single transformer with a twisted ideal in his head born out of hate, not from a true sense of danger nor did he separate cons and autobots or unaligned bots in his head from the conglomerate "evil" he thinks they are.

As above so below, you're DEFENDING HIS TERRIBLE GENOCIDAL BEHAVIOR BY BEING LIKE "HE MIGHT HAVE DONE BAD STUFF BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY HE WAS JUST PROTECTING EARTH" over a giant guardian robot who's being mind controlled and had no intention to do this or will of her own. Why are you so adamant on convincing yourself he was a good or commendable man? Where is your basic comprehension of anything in this show at all. HE TRIED TO COMMIT GENOCIDE ON A WHOLE RACE OF BEINGS WHO HAD BEEN COEXISTING ON EARTH FOR YEARS. It's not something you can go 'erm acshually-" on.

He literally killed EVERYONE who was a transformer; even if their death wasn't permanent they still died because he saw them all as a disease needing to be eradicated.

He has no sense of humanity, only hate in his heart and the need to destroy. How do you think he was protecting earth when he had succeeded at murdering an entire population off the face of the earth even if it's only for about 5-10 minutes? HOW ARE YOU THIS BLIND TO MEATRIDE HIM THIS HARD.

I honestly doubt they knew about her, let alone understood the glyphs everywhere. They were just mapping ancient tunnels and figuring it out; Croft also probably forbid anyone from entering due to the DWELLERS, not Terratronus; she was well off course and well protected/hidden by dirt and freaky alien monsters. Even if they somehow DID know, GHOST probably just utilized Terratronus to justify imprisoning dozens of transformers; whether they were cons, neutral, or autobots that didn't want to be part of a government mass incarceration and control program. Mandroid probably didn't give a shit at the moment because he was busy trying to squash literal children like bugs. Shut up about this stupid attempt at the executives making money off of random plot bullshit and toymaking opportunities.

AS STATED IN MY LAST POST: YOU ARE CONFLATING DECEPTICONS WITH ALL TRANSFORMERS, AS MANDROID DID. ONE GROUP DOES NOT EQUAL ALL OF THEM, AND DOES NOT MAKE TRANSFORMERS AS A WHOLE DANGEROUS IF THERE ARE INDIVIDUALS WHO CAUSE TROUBLE. MANDROID SAW ALL TRANSFORMERS AS A THREAT EVEN IF THEY HAD BEEN LIVING WITH HUMANS PEACEFULLY FOR DECADES. YOU ARE HERE SIMPLY REITTERATING A STUPID AND NULL POINT THATS PROVEN WRONG AGAIN AND AGAIN IN S1. His reasoning behind his actions are "we need to get rid of these filthy dangerous vermin who are invading our precious planet." Also the chaos terrans being born evil is a horrible plotpoint and groups being born evil is terrible writing, just like the entirtey of Season 2 because these new writers on the team understand nothing about the show as is. (Yes, most of the writers in s2 never worked on s1)

This one. this one enraged me. This is the most recent post I'd seen about mandroid as of writing (june 8th) and you have SERIOUS AUDACITY to say this. HE KILLED ALL OF THE MALTO BOTS AND TRIED TO KILL ROBBY AND MO; WHAT MAKES YOUR FUCKING MANDROID LOVING SHRUNKEN AND POCKED BRAIN THINK THAT HE WOULD TEAM UP WITH THEM LIKE SOME BUDDY BUDDY ADVENTURE? HE ATTEMPTED AND COMMITTED GENOCIDE, UNETHICAL EXPERIMENTATION, CHILD MURDER, AND MORE.... HE WOULDN'T MAKE JUST """""SMARTASS COMMENTS""" HE'D STRAIGHT UP HATECRIME ALL OF THEM.

I'm not gonna be nice with this last one. You are incredibly media illiterate if not just lacking basic cognition to think he of all people would willingly team up with people he wanted to kill off during season 1. You watched the finale of season 1 and GATHERED NOTHING FROM IT. You, in all your 34 years of life, somehow have not obtained a single gram of "maybe I shouldn't vouch for and defend a person who's xenophobic and wants to commit genocide" despite enjoying writing and HISTORY. HOW ARE YOU ONE TO ENJOY HISTORY YET MAKE NO CONNECTIONS TO ATTROCITIES COMMITTED BY PEOPLE TO WHAT MANDROID IS DOING AND HOW THEY ARE WRONG AND ENTIRLEY UNFORGIVABLE. At this point I believe you to be willfully ignorant to pass off your crush on this man as okay and convince yourself he is right somehow; even going as far as to utilize this new season as an excuse for him.

Your audacity to think he is anything other than a pathetic horrible man with terrible and morally bankrupt goals and actions somehow will be nice to groups of people he hates astounds me to no end. The show gives you all you need to connect the dots and you haven't. I'm aware i'm likely talking to a brick wall because you're likely willingly ignorant to excuse yourself or will never read this but I will call out this nonsense regardless. It comes off as extremely weird and bordering on you just believing in the ideologies he spouts.

I will say this again to make it clear; Mandroid is a stand-in for people who believe in racist and xenophobic ideas, and will stop at nothing to destroy them. The transformers are an allegory for refugee immigrants, and the terrans are first gen decedents. You continuing to believe his lies and defending him just borderlines on you upholding racist ideals. (That might sound deranged af of a claim but considering the context... yeah)

TLDR for lazy people: This fool pinged in this post is claiming a character who ATTEMPTED TO COMMIT GENOCIDE as being in the right somehow with his ideals/actions and not a total morally bankrupt person. Meatriding getting in the way of logic.

-No cheers to you, Wizard and Cupid

[soraka-in-warhammer40k]

The most probable list of the order Primarchs will return to 40k

Source: I just made it the fuck up by playing squash with my braincells against the ceiling of my cranium.

So right now we got Magnus->Guiliman->Mortation->Angron->Lion if I remember things correctly not sure if the order is entirely correct but it does not really matter. Not accounting for the two lost, that's 5/18. Then we take those who are definetly at the lower end of the list due to being dead: Horus, Sanguinius, Vulkan, Curze and Ferrus Manus. Lore implies that no Primarch can truly permanently die given their half-demonic heritage, but their return would be very unlikely, with Ferrus Manus being the only potential exception really. 10/18 taken care off

Then we just have to admit that Alpharius will never get a model. An "Alpharius Primarch Unit" would essentially be a unit of 10 Chaos Legionairies who all look the same but are suspiciously tanky and sneaky - so we will not gain a model unless there's a significant lore development regarding Alpharius and Omegon. 11/18 considered. So how do we count the rest of them?

So time to get it all in a single list from likely to less likely:

Fulgrim - the Emperor's Children are the last big Chaos Legion to get their own little book, and my guess will be that they'll get their stuff in 10th together with some unique units. About the scope of the World Eaters. Fulgrim is a fan-favourite too, with a very unique visual design, so this is not a very controversial pick.

Lorgar - With all four Primarchs present, Chaos will go on the offensive. The writing demands it. You can't bring all the top actors to the stage and don't expect them to act. Except, they are all dysfunctional wrecks incapable of cooperation, so Lorgar will most likely take the role of a diplomat to help Abby keep the brothers in line.

Rushing to the Imperium's aid there are multipe candidates, but there is one following Lorgar on his heels: Corvus Corax heavily mutated into a shattered humanoid form surrouned by a screaming storm of crows.

It is very likely that even Corvus will not turn the tide, but as it is tradition Chaos will fail due to their own dsyfunctional mess: Vashtor has entered the scene recently, and he will take his chance when all of Chaos' greatest warriors are out there and busy with the Imperium to send his own Champion to stick it to the gods: Peturabo, Lord of the Demon Engines will enter the fray with a menagerie of mechanical horrors.

Given that there is only one Primarch Peturabo has any relevant connection to, I suspect we will see the return of Rogal Dorn at the end of this entire mess. Less of a dramatic reveal and more of a surprise in the ending.

Leman Russ and The Khan are essentially wildcards, but they just buggered off to do pretty much whatever. Should the lore shift the focus from Chaos to Dark Eldar, then of course we will see the Khan, until then not really. Leman Russ meanwhile could show up in the same area as Corax.

Everyone else, even the Lost Ones, slots in below that, with one exception: Ferrus Manus has the potential for his revival build into his lore. If the metal goop that was his hands deemed lost in the heresy would be the thing to house his soul, assuming this thing found a useful body he could return, potentially even in a shocking twist after Fulgrim comes back, because those two got some serious beef.

[qwintlimon7]

god help me for being too dramatic about every single thought I manage to conjure up with my three braincells and a half eaten biscuit that floats around in that cranium box of mine.

[nako-doodles]

🍒her, 134340, the truth untold, ddaeng🍒

Her: Did you pick some habits from a member?

I think I’ve said this before, but seokjin’s tendency to make dad jokes. its getting ridiculous; just this morning I saw two pairs in the fruit in the basket on the breakfast table, so I took one to eat, and told my dad, ‘oh no we ran out of pairs,’ and to remind my mom to buy some pears (莉子) after she leaves (离) and drops me (子) off at work.

I'm also very organized and punctual in general (its what happens when ur the daughter of an ex-military neurosurgeon and an ex-engineer), but hoseok just made it worse 😔😔😔 im always worried im Too Much all the time bc as soon as no one shows up at a meeting place 5 minutes before meeting time im already texting away being like ‘hey where y'all at’

134340: What are your hobbies?

mostly being the laziest person I can be. 

but also I like just sitting down w a cup of tea/coffee and reading or sketching, or just people watching

The Truth Untold: Do you have any talents?

ahahahaha no. I am actually just a sack of potatoes.

Ddaeng: When was the last time you got angry?

I don’t have a tendency to get really angry so much getting really frustrated? I am a pretty laid back person bc there are rarely things that I find is really worth the energy for getting angry.

that being said, a lethal cocktail of sleep deprivation, exhaustion, and hunger tends make me really easy to piss off: eg. other day I almost emasculated one of the dudes at the subway when he was going off at me for standing in the middle of the platform. I mean I don’t know if you missed it, but we are in the subway station literally called Central (or 中环 literally meaning the centermost circle), in one of the most densely populated cities in the world, queueing to get on one of the busiest subway system in the world, right in the middle of the evening rush hour. I don’t know what you were expecting but if you can see, I am the end of a very long winding line of tired office workers ready to go home, and if you open your annoying trap one more time, I’m going to drive the stiletto heels I’m wearing right into your shriveled single braincell capacity cranium. wont be too much of a reach since I literally tower over you, and you, my friend, are the scum of the earth.

🍒bts song asks🍒