imagine being director Northmoor of the FBC and one day you revel so much in your power that you literally explode. and instead of doing anything else about it, the FBC goes “when life gives a secret paranatural government agency lemons…” and throws your possibly-alive, moving corpse in a power plant so they don’t have to worry about their power bill. then going onwards, people only refer back to you using ominous light-based puns
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hey so uh those dr darling mentions in the night springs dlc am i right
one of the tims has an interest in his "many worlds" book. the same book that mr door keeps in his dressing room. is there some greater importance to it? did darling manage to crack the multiversal code? when did he write that book?
not to mention this whole section.
i know this isn't canon but
darling??????
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I did a test print of some of the stickers I'm hoping to make soon! They all need some work, but I think I'm happy with how they could turn out! The sparkles are mainly to see how they'd look, will probably go for just holographic though!
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Here in the Federal Bureau of Control, instead of using coal, nuclear energy, solar power, etc etc, we instead shoved a human into a furnace to use as a battery. This is perfectly normal for a governmental agency such as ourselves, we swear.
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CONTROL FIST FIGHT SHOWDOWN!
Out of curiosity and for entertainment, Imma run some polls with both Alan Wake & CONTROL characters.
Two characters, pitched against each other. Winner moves on to the next round, until the ultimate fighter is found!
(feel free to leave your reasoning in the tags/comments)
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normal breakroom behavior
(ref under the cut)
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I've always wanted to try my take on Broderick Northmoor's appearance. He's such an asshole. I love him. I just love the way Northmoor is just so about himself.
I've always wanted to create something for Northmoor/Ash. I headcanon that there was a time when he and Ash were in love. Because every Director falls in love with their Head of Research. Rules of the Oldest House.
I wrote a drabble to go along with this picture. You can read it on AO3 here. 🔥
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Has anyone been able to transcribe what this document says? Or like, texture rip it? I was so intrigued by it but the text is so teeny tiny and the pencil's in the way! I also haven't seen this document get mentioned anywhere except on TVtropes, of all places??? I transcribed it as best as I can- IF ANYONE HAS ANY BETTER TRANSCRIPTION PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CONTRIBUTE!! 🥴🥴🥴
As the incident report (PIR-1995-07-091) details, Deputy Head Trench single-handedly prevented a catastrophic containment failure of AO-SNC-0401 (hereafter referred to as "asset"). As research logs show, the asset creates a destructive sonic wave every 23 hours and 14 seconds. However, due to the previous incident with AO-TMP-0014, the alarm timer attached to the asset's crucible had become de-synced.
[Deputy] Head Trench noticed this disreprency between the
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the accompanying logs while the asset was in
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personally took the crucible and reached the
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ge, placing it inside. He then proceeded
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acuation of the nearby area.
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ually [] ypted and the timer was successfully
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Deputy Head Trench's commendable initia-
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the incident [damages] were mild: the
adjac[] lost and three employees suffered minor concussions.
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In noticing the imminent danger, Deputy Head Trench
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played a keen eye for []
his exceptional []
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It is work/family picture day to recognise/celebrate our favourite/ most tolerable employee's!
Smile/say cheese!
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