#Norstappen

[blorbocedes]

Lando on attending the f175 launch event: if i get told to be there, i guess i’ll be there. i might see where max’s going on holiday and join him, we might end up having the same illness or something!

f1 fans: max and lando hate each other 👹👹💀 norstappen divorce 😡🤬😤

lando: what if I joined max on holiday and we catch the same std 😳🤪

[drivestraight]

max, on lando: yeah we’re friends and hes important to me and hes a good guy and i care about our friendship a lot 😊

lando, on max: we’re not best friends but we get along really well and i mean we do hang out outside of races and play video games and see each other but its not like we see each other everyday but i hate him on track and i want to beat him but he’s also a really great guy but we’re not bffs of course not and of course i have way better friends and yes we have talked about being teammates and i’d love the challenge because he’s the greatest driver. he’s the greatest driver i know and the greatest driver i will ever race against and the greatest driver to grace this sport and the greatest driver who ever will grace this sport. what was the question again?

[mgu-h]

las vegas gp 2024 • close to perfect, like max

[rb19]

insane glazing from lando as always 🫡

[lyslsstuff]

Norstappen × DO YOU DOUBT ME TRAITOR - LINGUA IGNOTA

An attempt at Web Weaving. I don’t know if I should be proud of this.

Tag list (this ain't art but you get tagged nonetheless)

@girlrussell @leftneb @lain-at-the-gay-bar @blairdii @bepbops @kolbalissh @ellearts @d00dlespng

[23fallencomets]

i went a little insane

[scuderlia]

nothing like being doomed by the narrative you created for yourself

[oscahpitlane]

"I might see where Max is going on holiday and join him, so we might end up having the same illness."

Aka Max and Lando jokingly (?) planning to skip F1 75 together.

[pitstopreality-f1]

I want to know why Lando is being so pressed about people calling Max his friend.

Why do you have the need to dimish it everytime? Even Max Fewtrell once said that Lando is close to Max.

Why do you deny when Kelly's daughter is fond of you? I don't think that's because she doesn't see you a lot?

Is he held a gun point by Mclaren? Does he have say these things?

Lando's personality, his real thoughts are like a puzzle that I want put together.

[answerringg]

knew lando was one of those feet enthusiasts. He'd probably suckle on danny's toes like a starving dog.

[vivwritesfics]

your relationship was fracturing, you knew. nothing had been right between lando and max and it was starting to affect all of you.

you just wanted your boys together. you just wanted the three of you to be in love yet again.

it was all this damn sport. things were fine before lando's first win. you were so happy for him and max was happy for him to, but he had changed.

suddenly, the two of them were butting heads more than ever. usually, them butting heads would end with them snogging, rolling into bed and fucking each other until they were too tired to hold themselves up.

but that had all changed.

it was lando's birthday. you just wanted everything to be normal.

and it started out as normal as it could. you were the first awake. it was easy to climb out of bed without waking either of them up and walking into the bedroom.

pancakes. something unhealthy. that was what lando deserved for his birthday. you got to work, made the pancake mixture from scratch and cooked them in the pan. while they cooked, you prepared fruit and sugar into little bowls, placing them onto a tray. you added plates, syrup and lemon sugar, as well as the prepared pancakes.

all you wanted to do was have a nice day. you rushed the breakfast all in an attempt to get back to them, to not leave them alone together for too long.

when you walked back into the bedroom, your boys were wake. "happy birthday, lan," you heard max say. you walked into the room in time to see him grab something from beneath the bed. a little box. a present.

lando took it from his hands. he looked up at max and tore open the wrapping paper (your handiwork).

you didn't know what max had bought for lando. part of you had wanted to check it, to make sure it wasn't going to set off an argument between the two of them. at this point, anything could set off an argument.

lando opened the box and pulled out his gift. a chain with three charms on the end. a 33 charm, a charm with your initial, and a charm with a 4.

lando released a breath. "i love it," he whispered and pressed his thumb against the 33 charm, letting it push into his palm. "thank you, max."

he took the charm from lando and placed it around his neck, letting it fall against his bare chest. "i know things have been tough between us, just don't forget that i love you."

for the first time in weeks, months maybe, you watched as lando threw himself at max. he kissed him, lacing his fingers through his hair and holding him as close as possible.

things weren't what they used to be. you knew it would take a while before they got to that point again. but this was enough for you. they still loved each other, even through all of the bad times.

they pulled away and max took the tray from you. you sat opposite the two of them as max began plating up the pancakes, decorating them with everything that lando wanted.

you reached forward and grabbed the charm on the end of his necklace. "i get to take you both with me wherever i go," he said and closed his hand around yours. he lifted it to his lips and kissed your knuckles.

this was as close to normal as the three of you were going to get. and, you know what? you were fine with that

[warcriminalpastry]

another one for max verstappen

[mgu-h]

Q: Lando, we spoke to Max on Thursday and he said you're probably his best friend in Formula 1. Just wondering your reaction to that and if you're willing to put that friendship to the test tomorrow in Turn 1? LN: I wouldn't say it was the opposite way around (sic). I think something that we're… I'll agree with that. Let me start with that. I think me and Max are very good friends. I guess we’ve kind of grown up, not exactly together, we've never really raced against each other until Formula 1, but we've grown up in a similar generation, similar times and I think we've always got along. I think certain mentalities are similar in terms of we’re here because we love it, we want to enjoy every minute that we're here in the paddock and driving cars that we love to drive. But as soon as you put the helmet on, you forget about everything else and I think we have the correct amount of respect away from the track, where you can get along and be mates, whatever it is. It’s not like we see each other every day or text each other every day but we get along and sometimes bump into each other, go for dinners or go for a crepe whatever it is. But at the same time, when you put the helmet on, there's nothing more than, I'm sure, that he wants to do than just beat everyone and make everyone look silly and it’s the same the opposite way around. But you don't do anything differently, most likely, when you get in the car because we get along off track. I think we have the mentality of, you're driving you forget about everything and off the track, you've got a good amount of respect for each other. So you can keep those two quite separate. But I'm sure if Max seems to be aggressive or do things that don't look friendly, then he'll do them, and I'm sure when my time comes – probably not going to be tomorrow – but when our time comes that we're racing for things and we're racing for wins or championships then sure it will get put to the test a little bit more.

lando in 2023 being all "when our time comes that we're racing for wins or championships it'll be put to the test a little more" like it was, briefly, to the test, but it seemed to come through just the same as it was before. i bet they'll be eating crepes over winter break lmao

[tyrannosaurus-maxy]

your daily dose of maxplaining

[blorbocedes]

Max: Of course I wished Lando a happy birthday! First thing in the morning! 👆 from 13/11/24

aw he sounds so indignant like you thought he wouldn't 🥹😤

[ariessential]

Due to recent events: let's all tone it down a bit, yeah?