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that time of night where i head to wattpad just to check in on what they're up to over there

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i'm never posting a chaptered fic ever again. it's 60k oneshots or bust from here on out

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i can't remember any titles lol but there's a recent sebcal one and than an omegaverse charlos one that might have been from the 2022 kinkmeme

incest fic rec scavenger hunt clues

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how (genuine question) do you deal with people that only think about sex. like i have this classmate / convenience friend (shes been in the uni for 8 years so shes helpful) and she turns EVERYTHING into a sex joke, or if theres no way to connect it she just starts talking about it. like, i enjoy a good dick joke ocassionally but jfc get help, youre 25 and im 19 and that kind of humor, at that level is for liek,, 13yo

its honestly driving me crazy 😭😭

oh god this is reminding me of when i was 17 and literally could not stfu about sex. like i truly was no better than a man... but in all honesty, i'm not sure how best to approach that. i'd probably say something half-joking about how all we ever seem to do is talk about sex. like make it seem like it's the two of you that are the problem and not just her

but honestly? i've become very anti-convenience friends lately. almost all my law school friends are convenience friends and i finally had to take a step back and be like, "do i actually enjoy having these people in my life." idk i obviously think you shouldn't just, like, cut friends off for no reason, but i don't think there's anything wrong with realizing you're maybe not compatible as friends if this is something she can't seem to stop doing and the friendship's not meaningful to you in some other way

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unblock me. whatever i said to piss you off i was right and i want to reblog your little post

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re: anon's request for incestuous fic recs

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58284898 rule 63 landoscar whose parents are moving in together

as for actual incest, there are a couple arthur/charles i really like: https://archiveofourown.org/works/35581687

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50540341

ilysm anon, this is so helpful! summoning my incest anon with this like a bat signal

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i meant like step siblings or smth

re: "lowkey incest vibes" f1 fics

i tragically have no recs. if anyone has any, feel free to reply to this or send them to my inbox

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just saw a take that was “anora and poor things are both bad movies because they don’t depict sex work as exclusively awful and because they were directed by men” and i actually need to go bang my head against a wall

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netflix: fight! fight! fight!

them:

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doom and gloom is BORING! sports is about UNRELENTING HOPE!

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co-counsel sending me a busted motion two days before the filing deadline and saying “fix pls”

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ok i’m done being crazy lol

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Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #dando twice a day.

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Lando slapping Oscar’s ass or at least trying? Sure, why the hell not.

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Calum discussing pranks that drivers have pulled on team members, including when an unnamed driver played porn on Jonathan Wheatley’s pit wall monitor.

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Omg yes. “it’s just lad bant” and that’s the issue isn’t it! This is why I can’t watch most of the big British YouTubers or just big streamers in general bc their “humor” is just misogyny and objectifying and humiliating women. Also just thought of why I had to stop watching big bang theory😭 It’s crazy how much of “male humor” is just putting down women cruelly. And men think women aren’t funny….

yeah, like. if your sense of humor depends on using sexual harassment as the punchline, i actually think you’re just a deeply unfunny person and should also maybe be fined one billion euros

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incredibly concerning and indicative of the kind of culture they have at redbull that a story about a driver streaming porn to jonathan wheatley’s screen when he was on the pit wall is told as a ha ha funny story and no one’s like . hey. that’s sexual harassment in the workplace