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the-most-humble-blog · 2 months ago
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🔥 "Bane’s Identity Crisis: The Immigration Hustle"
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Batman: "Gordon, I need you to explain this to me like I’m a child… Why the hell is Bane still in Gotham?"
Gordon: "Batman, we can’t deport him. It’s a sensitive issue."
Batman: "Sensitive? Gordon, he’s from Santa Prisca—Central America. No papers, no visa, no right to be here. And NOW he’s claiming he’s Black?!"
Gordon: "It’s complicated. Due to recent mass deportations under DJT—"
Batman: "You mean Donald Juan Trumpington? The man builds walls faster than Gotham architects, uses Twitter rants like sonic attacks, and sends I.C.E. squads out like stormtroopers? THAT DJT?"
Gordon: "Yeah, that one. He’s deporting illegals by the thousands, so Bane had to… adapt."
Batman: "ADAPT?! Gordon, last year Bane swore up and down, ‘I No Black, I’m Hispanic, amigo!’ every time someone pointed out he was darker than the ace of spades! And NOW, because ICE is snatching up every illegal within a three-block radius, he suddenly decides he’s Black?!"
Gordon: "Batman, the optics—"
Batman: "OPTICS?! Gordon, he turned three community centers into Venom production labs, assassinated two mayors, and snapped a guy’s spine because he didn’t tip his bartender! But yeah, let’s make sure we don’t offend Twitter while he piles up bodies!"
Gordon: "Batman, if we deport him now, it’ll look bad. We have to be careful with public perception."
Batman: "Gotham deserves to sink into the bay, Gordon. I’m done with this dumbass city."
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but… American Express isn’t sending you “special offers” in the mail to help you!
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abosalma · 4 months ago
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Check out this awesome 'Friendly not foolish No Free Lunches' design on @TeePublic!
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versiego · 5 years ago
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#paid #payforyourwork #valued #valuedtime #valueyourself #nofreelunch #nofreework #nofreeworkhere #skill #skills #trade #tradesman #timeismoney #yougetwhatyoupayfor https://www.instagram.com/p/B5U3qT8pmBk/?igshid=4ptbs5a6tvaw
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bernardjohnsonatl · 7 years ago
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@paidinamerikkka #NoFreeLunch EP release show on June 7th at the @musicroom327. @thevitamincea @flymindpoets @grip_ss & @civilwritesatl will also be gracing the stage. Hosted by @typicaldiv. Tix only $1 with RSVP. 🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶 #music #livemusic #atl #atlanta #hiphop #atlhiphop #atlantahiphop #musicroom #sweetauburn #undergroundhiphop #art #rap #eastatlanta (at The Music Room)
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imhatedon247 · 4 years ago
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#GeneralSwib #Chicken #NoFreeLunch #HowYouGonnaEat https://www.instagram.com/p/CJ_npful3s5/?igshid=gt5gryoulsqn
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life-simplicidad-blog1 · 7 years ago
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Homeless people Buff as Fuck, Dude!
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spooksmcghie · 5 years ago
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I have #work this morning. Another day another #dollar there's #nofreelunch be sure to check out Alex on our next #Podcast Along with Gheri Thomas #linkinbio @bloomerpod #paidinamerikkka #saturday https://www.instagram.com/p/CCyNloVArdt/?igshid=wr48ihedxp65
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trituenhantaoio · 5 years ago
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#trituenhantaoio #nofreelunch #nfl #machinelearning #theorem https://www.instagram.com/p/B9qbjxuJaLI/?igshid=wenfd6jdvsnj
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juanjesuslopez · 5 years ago
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“Socialism” and the ideas associated with it, they deserve to be treated with the kind of contempt and derision that all those adopting authoritarian philosophies deserve. Go out and exercise your vote and voice your opinion...that is what makes this country the greatest place to be. #freemarkets #libre_mercado #adamsmith #individualrights #freedom #socialismsucks #socialismequalsdeath #freetochoose #miltonfriedman #thomassowell #walterwilliams #capitalism #equalisunfair #nofreelunch #aynrand #yaronbrooks #gloriaalvarez #axelkaiser (at Fallbrook, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9Sv8m3h5EB/?igshid=h8m4tpv8u2v5
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russellandpaulette · 5 years ago
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Meal #3 completed ✅ eat your veggies they are good for you! 💪🏼#paulettefitlifestyle #nofreelunch you gotta put in the work 🏋🏽‍♀️ (at Oahu) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3ae7C-h9ks/?igshid=1vkqduij1v673
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amandapearly · 6 years ago
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Pretty simple. // #AMANDAPEARL #WORK #Werk #NoFreeLunch #QOTD (at Amanda Pearl) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2XMdtYFHuk/?igshid=isjrd08e0p7z
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iamstylegal · 6 years ago
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沒有不勞而獲的事 #nofreelunch #afteryoga #就是喜歡流汗的感覺 . . . . #stylegal #iamstylegal #snapshot #fashionblogger #hiking #hkiger #ighk #streetstyle #instafashion #fashiongram #style #fashiongram #instagood #igers #follow #photooftheday #followme #like #womensfashion #snapshot #fashionblogger #hkig #hkiger #ighk #streetstyle #fashionista #hkkol #positivevibes (at Pure South) https://www.instagram.com/p/B07ip0jhQ-t/?igshid=lg3a10mbr3h8
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diyassistnashville · 7 years ago
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(3/3) Connectedness. Now flap jacks may be tossed to newly entering guests straight from the griddle. 6 hrs folks. If you’re a bit more prepared with materials and there’s no electrical to reroute, and not distracted by hunger or mid project w/d pickups and uhaul returns- possibly 4 hrs. Joel left to grab w/d and Nakia helped place the beam. She’s a beast. #DIYassist #accentwall #bampf #openkitchen #diy #diyproject #kitchendesign #kitchenremodel #remodel #jackandjill #paleoflava #sledgehammer #tbd #lol #faq #etalia #postmodern #riceandbeans #nolunch #nofreelunch #nofreewifi #samsclub #craigslist #avitar #nashville #diynashville #hanger #flipinflip #funfirstsafetysecond (at Nectar: Urban Cantina)
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allwedoispasscigars · 7 years ago
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People all over the country are getting #paidinamerikkka and you should too! #NOFREELUNCH drops April 17th! Send your dollar pics to [email protected] #PREORDER album at PAIDINAMERIKKKA.COM #follow @paidinamerikkka or @allwedoispasscigars for updates!
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mifsudvisions · 8 years ago
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Just a few posts back there are 2 Auctions going on right now. Get the mushroom gobbling time defying dimension king or the dilated magic Transmissions for steals. I'm doing this cause I believe in myself. I can do all this alone. My wife and I make up MIFSUDVISIONS. When you buy my work we are the beneficiaries. #nomoremiddlemen and if you don't know now you know.... #reachforthestars #art #artwork #family #trippin #love #artoftheday #artists #thirdeye #trippyart #trippy #visionquest #tripballz #service #pride #hardwork #fuckyeah #nofreelunch
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