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nickynicole47 · 2 years ago
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Even online!!!! Chill with the creepy shiiiiii… Most of us are just regular cool peeps!
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milez003 · 2 years ago
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Love the Sun because even the rain needs it to exist.
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the-most-humble-blog · 26 days ago
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Rebloggers said they were ‘entranced’? Good. You’re supposed to be. I don’t post for approval—I post like it’s a public exorcism. Reblogs are good too, though. (:
💬 COMMENT if this post cast a f*cking spell on your feed 🔁 REBLOG if you're still staring at this 3 hours later 🚀 FOLLOW if chaos like this lives rent-free in your brain
🚨 I’ve Discovered the Block Button🚨
A Revolutionary Tool in the Art of Telling People to Shut the Fck Up—Permanently*
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Welcome to the Golden Age of Digital Darwinism
Ladies, gentlemen, and intellectual warlords of the internet, today marks a revolutionary discovery in my already lethal arsenal of online dominance.
I, a humble yet undeniable force of nature, have discovered the Block Button. And with it, I have achieved inner peace, unparalleled power, and the ability to instantly euthanize weak arguments with a single click.
📌 THE ERA OF SUFFERING IN THE DM TRENCHES IS OVER
Once upon a time, I graciously tolerated the digital equivalent of a flatulent toddler having a tantrum in my inbox.
Every day, the same weak-wristed goons would show up: ❌ The angry reply guy who just got his worldview suplexed into the dirt. ❌ The professional victim crying about "tone" because facts hurt their feelings. ❌ The self-righteous dissertation writer who demands "a debate" but gets winded halfway through a sentence. ❌ The desperate white knight who thinks he’s earning feminist coochie coupons by crying “misogyny” at me in the hopes that someone, somewhere, will touch his limp, trembling hand.
🚨 For too long, I suffered in silence. 🚨 For too long, I watched these emotionally unstable disasters fling their word vomit into my DMs.
But no more.
Because I have discovered the single greatest tool in digital history.
🚀 The Block Button. 🚀
📌 THE BLOCK BUTTON: A MASTERPIECE OF HUMAN INNOVATION
This divine gift of modern technology allows me to evaporate weaklings into the void with the same ease as flicking lint off my sleeve.
With a single ruthless, efficient, and merciful action: 📌 Their cries are silenced. 📌 Their fragile egos are left screaming into the abyss. 📌 Their Twitter dissertations and unreadable copypasta essays become meaningless dust in the wind.
👉 Gone. Just like that. 👉 No arguments. No discussions. No prolonged suffering.
💀 They cease to exist in my digital kingdom. 💀
And the best part?
📢 They can still see me. 📢 They can still rage. 📢 But they can no longer interact.
I exist in their minds like a ghost they can never exorcise. I live in their subconscious like an unpaid bill they forgot about. I haunt them like the existential dread of knowing they will never, ever win.
📌 COMMON TYPES OF BLOCKED WASTES OF DATA
Now that I have ascended into a realm of peace and power, I have classified the most common creatures that get yeeted into the ether via THE BLOCK.
1️⃣ The Keyboard Warrior Who Writes Essays But Can’t Read a Room
This one needs you to read his 14-paragraph, Oxford comma-abusing manifesto.
His entire argument hinges on misinterpreting what you said and replacing it with strawman nonsense.
Block. Now his dissertation has no audience.
He will read it to himself in the dark, alone, like an unpaid Shakespearean actor screaming into his mirror.
2️⃣ The Pretentious Intellectual Who Overuses Words They Don't Understand
If I had a dollar for every time a “debate bro” misused "fallacious" in a sentence, I'd have fuck-you money.
Block. No more free lessons in literacy.
3️⃣ The “I’m Just Asking Questions” Gaslighter
He doesn't want answers.
He wants to drag you into an infinite black hole of pointless back-and-forths because he thrives on wasting time.
Block. Let him “ask questions” into the void.
4️⃣ The Clown Who Can't Let Sh*t Go
3 weeks later, he’s still mad.
5 months later, he’s still writing Tumblr posts about it.
A year later, he mentions it in therapy.
Block. End the saga.
5️⃣ The “Just Take the L” Guy Who Won’t Shut Up
My guy, I already won. You’re still replying.
Block. Your letters are returned to sender.
📌 THE DIGITAL LAWS OF BLOCKING: WHEN, WHY, AND HOW TO YEET WITHOUT MERCY
🚀 WHEN TO BLOCK: ✔ When their brain cells collapse under the weight of a factual statement. ✔ When their response reads like a meth-fueled fever dream. ✔ When they’re so desperate for your attention, they’ll reply to their own replies. ✔ When they’re an adult acting like a caffeinated 12-year-old on Xbox Live chat.
🚀 WHY TO BLOCK: 📌 Because your mental real estate is worth more than the trailer park in their brain. 📌 Because your time is finite, and their nonsense is infinite. 📌 Because sometimes, hitting "mute" isn't enough—they need to be THROWN INTO THE VOID.
🚀 HOW TO BLOCK WITH STYLE: ✔ No announcement. No preamble. Just click. ✔ Don’t tell them you’re blocking—it’s more fun when they realize it too late. ✔ Bonus points if you let them waste their best insults first.
They will think about it for WEEKS.
📌 THE AFTERMATH: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BLOCK A TROLL?
❌ They spiral. ❌ They cope. ❌ They stalk your page for weeks, hoping to find a sign that you regret it.
📢 Spoiler: You don’t.
💀 They are now digital ghosts, condemned to wander in rage and irrelevance.
📌 FINAL VERDICT: THE BLOCK BUTTON IS GOD’S WORK
I used to think I had to fight every fool who wandered into my DMs. I used to believe I owed explanations, counterarguments, and endless patience to people who didn’t deserve my time.
🚨 I was WRONG. 🚨
📢 The Block Button is a revolution in digital warfare. 📢 The Block Button is the nuclear option that ends stupidity in one click. 📢 The Block Button is the greatest invention of the 21st century, and I will use it without hesitation.
📌 FINAL CALL TO ACTION: BLOCK FREELY, BLOCK MERCILESSLY, BLOCK FOR PEACE
🔥 If you have ever blocked an idiot and felt instant relief, REBLOG. 🔥 If you love that a troll can still SEE YOU but can’t TOUCH YOU, FOLLOW [The Most Humble Blog]. 🔥 If you have ever laughed at a blocked person desperately trying to get your attention, COMMENT with your best "blocked and forgotten" story.
💀 You either learn to block, or you spend your life arguing with the doomed.
🚀 Choose wisely. 🚀
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intoxicatingimmediacy · 10 months ago
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CLPPNG - 10 Years Later
Streamed live on 24 Jun 2024: a 10th anniversary celebration of Clipping's studio debut "CLPPNG", featuring a live interview and Q&A with Daveed Diggs, William Hutson, and Jonathan Snipes.
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queenharumiura · 10 months ago
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((I remembered a manhwa I really like was adapted from a novel. As it turns out, someone is translating it! If you don't see me for a while... welp... I'm on a novel reading binge. I'll try to remember to take breaks and come on here! Just kick me if I haven't beem on forever.
I lose track of time when I'm binging.))
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sirianasims · 6 months ago
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The Don Diaries
Gina is still seeing Mitchel the Penis Pianist at the lounge he works at and he uh, taught her to play a bit.
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How very kind of him.
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Ahem.
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Moving right along!
Back home, Don manages to resist the urge to go full prepper.
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Instead, he's branching out and creating his own dating app! I hope Gracie won't take it personally.
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Matteo is just busy being the best.
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Over at Gina's, though, Mitchel is being more like NoChill. Inviting your side piece into your home is risky business.
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I'm not sure what the fuck you expected, Mitchel.
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Awkward. I guess Mitchel is really going to need a lawyer now!
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Meanwhile, Don is still seeing Gracie and he cares about her a lot although she does seem to be the one who takes the initiative.
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She even dresses to match him, how adorable/borderline creepy!
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Gracie tries to make a case for them to move their relationship to the next level and is that the hunky bartender I see?
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Despite the horrible quality of the drinks (I didn't know Solo® even made martini glasses??) they have a great date and Gracie seems to be making a convincing case for the relationship.
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And so, after a romantic late night walk, Don relents. It's official! Gracie is gorgeous, sweet, and romantic, good with kids and Matteo likes her.
Finally, Don has found a relationship that just works.
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... sigh
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certifiedmaidenlessblog · 8 months ago
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Okay literally nobody asked but since I am procrastinating AND restless:
My final thoughts/ranking of the Eternal mini:
(warning this is a full on yap sesh and I have next to no knowledge of music except for the very basics feel very very free to ignore)
1. Deja vu: I have feelings for this song. So gorgeous, dreamy and ethereal. Smiling so big because this song exists blah blah. Anyway the way I thought this song would be #chillvibes from the album preview snippet but then it turned out to be #nochill kajskajsj even tho there is definitely a lethargic quality to the song. I was so gagged but despite the tables turning on me I loved it immediately. Also the very random (but very well incorporated) tabla in the bridge? Slay. Initially I was mad that this wasn't the tt but with all the melodrama and orchestral arrangement, it has a similar vibe to guilty so I get it. But this song is ten fold of what guilty wanted to be (to me, that is). And I think this song remaining as a b-side to be occasionally performed instead of it being dragged through the promotional cycle and losing all the weight and impact of the song is a good choice too (the song itself is not very promotion cycle friendly either). I can't wait to see what the choreo looks like.
2. Horizon: Very kibumcore as a lot of people have also said, I think so too!! A very unexpected sound for a taemin song but he delivered sooo well. I do wish the song was longer tho. Don't know what being the second title track on this album means as of now but it's worthy of the position I'm sure.
3. Crush: Extremely shineecore! A cute and funky little number! Got me moving! The layers in the instrumentals are neat. I got exactly what was promised on the album preview. Well executed. No other notes. Other than the funky vibe there isn't really any standout element so I might get bored of it quickly tho.
Can't decide between ranks 4 and 5 so I'm calling it a tie.
4/5. Sexy in the air: I definitely should have let my brain soak this in a bit more before complaining about it cause now I literally can't stop listening to it helpppaksnakms cause Damn... This is crazy. What am I gonna do now?? Jaksjksks My first ranking for this song was literally second last (in a derogatory way) and now here we are. Also I held off from watching the mv first because I'm a very visual creature and I get easily swayed that way so I was trying to be #unbiased or whatever. I still think that the second verse is a bit meh, specially because of the English lyrics (i don't even know why I was so pissed off by the "turn me down" that was obviously supposed to be "turn me on", it wasn't even that serious 😭) but I was definitely being too harsh and it's not even as bad as I made it out to be and it doesn't stick out enough to get in the way of me enjoying the rest of the song. The switch up after the beat change is soooo good I've been obsessed with that part (the horny choreo definitely helps :D).
The good things about this song being the title track are: it's produced by dem jointz (the production is interesting and immaculate), the mastering of this song is better than most tracks on this album, it is performance oriented/friendly, both halves of the song are tied together so neatly that honestly the beat change doesn't even seem that unnatural even if it's shocking, tm devoured this track in a way that only he can, tm freak lore continues!!!! but most importantly it's bold!!! and it's a statement!!! (instead of playing it safe like he did with guilty imo lol, musically i mean). My only real grievance with this song is probably the fact that it wasn't allowed to go full freak nasty the way it was originally envisioned to be because we live in a society or whatever. Tm was moaning and groaning and saying fuck in the studio only for it to be muffled and be barely audible on the track. The dem jointz trademark of an addictive repeated word/phrase being distorted because otherwise tm would be put in horny jail fr (horny gay jail even because its so crazy that they had another man moaning on the track like skdkksksjdkd). Some of the lyrics being altered hastily (like "turn me down" ksjsjsks).This song being called sexy in the air instead of sex is in the air kajskaksksks. Sad. Because if anyone can pull off something like this without being cringe, it's tm. But it's okay I get it. Also notably this song has one of the veeery few ethical uses of that infamous bed creak sample (by ethical i mean relevant to the song at hand in a way that maximizes the slay of the song).
4/5. Say Less: Very pretty, short and sweet, could have been longer. A solid closer for this album and definitely stands it's own ground despite being on the track list after Deja vu. Which is lowkey a feat of its own. The instrumentals are infact drowning out his voice a bit but I don't think it bothers me as much as I had feared. Reminds me of Truth a bit.
6. The Unknown Sea: I don't have particularly strong opinions on ballads but I do generally only listen to ballads if I'm already super into the idol. And I do like most of the other ballads from tm. However. He's singing his ass off here but the vocal processing.... specially in the chorus his voice sounds very tinny. When I first heard the song I thought it wasn't that big of a deal but now it is definitely getting in the way of me enjoying this song. Beautiful bridge tho, definitely the highlight of the song for me.
7. G.O.A.T.: This instrumental is so fucking nasty I'm obsessedddd. Unfortunately the instrumental might just be the saving grace of this song. I went into this track thinking I was not even gonna be able to listen to this but thankfully it's not thaaaaaat bad. But we definitely need to get tm off his rapping agenda. Even after listening to this a bunch of times it's not sitting that well with me. (Which is crazy because after first listen I thought his voice was more well suited to GOAT than SITA???) I do understand that this song was meant to be a bit tongue in cheek like yeah the goat bleating sounds are hilarious in a good way but tm is Not giving the hardass aura that he thought he was going for and um. that's enough for me to be like :/ which is such a shame cause even the arrangement of this song is so interesting. But yeah whatever this track needed vocally is not in tm's strengths so. I'll wait for someone to upload the instrumental tho so that I can download it and play it with the rest of the album jksjsksksjsjs
I think it's a good choice to drop an album that's just him coming out swinging after such a drastic career altering decision. There's no more room for regrets or dilly dallying and he's confident. Which is a good thing. Because it definitely makes the statement he wants to make. The album as a whole is interesting, all the tracks differ from each other but that doesn't take away from the cohesiveness of the soundscape of the album. There is a clear logic in the way the tracklisting was done, the transition from one song to the next makes sense (even if I can't explain it properly).
That being said, yes the production and the mixing is a bit lacking (along with the other downsides of a low budget) but I don't think sm has songs like this in their vault anymore so... You win some you lose some idk.
Overall I do see this as a win. Yapping over and out.
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fightingthetides · 2 years ago
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((Ehehe... gomen- i'm not going to be getting to any replies tonight. I got-- distracted with trying to create a new verse for one of my blogs. My 'nochillitis' and my 'hyperfixation on finishing the task at hand' caught me in a headlock))
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everlander · 2 years ago
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That time we were running up the mountain and Sebastian had zero chill.
#nonewhatsoever🚨 #SebastianSallow #RaileighMalcolm #HogwartsLegacy #HL #newbugatti #nochill #WAITsebastian!
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bluesquare12 · 4 months ago
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IG @flemgodthegreat 🤣🤣🤣
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lyrics365 · 1 month ago
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딱 좋은 날 (A Perfect Day)
oneuriya ttak ireon haneurieotji kkeutjangnage joeun nalssi gureumgiljocha wambyeokhaetdeon oneuriya huljjeok yeohaeng tteonaboja chareul tadeun gicha tadeun ttak joeun nal nochil su eopseo aseuraseul sarawatji geudael manna nummul kommul samkin naldo manatjiman ttang kkeojigo haneul muneojyeodo naui sarang baengnyeon yeohaenggayo bomnal beotkkochipeul ttaraseo oneuriya danduri chueogeul…
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digitalmore · 1 month ago
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queenharumiura · 2 years ago
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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐|| you put up a lot with my nonsense ~ not many people can do that. We vibe in most things and enjoy our cute lil ships. Not to mention we've been friends for a long ass time~
Send me a ⭐ if I’m one of your favorite mutuals and explain why ||Accepting||
Ahhhhhh Love you, Kiki! We've gotten closer over the years and i'll never forget how you messaged me in the AM like 'what do you think about trying the Inuyasha fandom' and me in my sleep-deprived was like, Haru in an Inuyasha verse? I could try it. Bet.'
Then I went back like- wait. OH! I arbitrarily chose Sesshomaru on the spot because he was pretty and I like a muse with issues (LOL).
The rest was history and I've been really enjoying our time with Sesshomaru and Kikyo the world can fite me.
Now you're getting pretty into reading Manhua/Manhwas as well whereas it used to be me raging about it every now and again and you'd sit there like 'wow she sure is mad this time' lol.
We both put up with eachother's bullshit and have accepted the others bullshit, and I love that for us. You a real one and I love you bunches! Not that I think you would but-- you can't get rid of me~
I'm here to stay~ (Well I mean, unless Kikyo kills me bc I tease her lololololol)
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faekedandafraid · 1 month ago
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Call me Timothee Chalantmalon
#nochill #earthsign #firesign #stress #rage #itsfine
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gela-emt · 2 months ago
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R.I.P passenger onboard #nochill
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payntake-payn · 1 year ago
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