#No I'm DYING

[rambleonaud]

My human lizard of a brother who loves heat: This is my ideal temperature.

Me, sweating, overstimulated and generally inoperable in the heat: I know you aren't bragging but it doesn't make me want to stab you any less

[soaptaculart]

The cat and the dad she said she "didn't want"

[rattanwhip]

Criiation

[c-tepx]

CHILCHUCK "MY DAUGHTERS CAN'T MEET YOU BECAUSE THEY WILL WANT TO MARRY YOU" TIMS

[pangur-and-grim]

oh. I think my fears about Chiefcake passing from old age were more on point than I realized. she's acting very weak right now.

and it's late on a friday, when all the rabbit-specific vets have closed. I'll call around anyway to see if at home euthanasia is an option tonight.

[moerusai]

"DELICIOUS!! YOU TAKE ME TO ALL THE FINEST PLACES"

VENOM: THE LAST DANCE (2024)

[gingersnapwolves]

okay I don't post a lot of political stuff but this is sending me

[moggettt]

@whirlpoolleaf asked: Can I request Murderbot for the sketch request thing? Thanks so much :)

-performance reliability at 60% and dropping-

(I'm a big fan of the idea that mb tends to be very expressive during fights, considering how accustomed it is to the privacy of the helmet)

[autie-j]

Vote for whichever is the most accurate, so if you saw one two weeks ago you'd pick "Within the last month." As a bonus you can say what the last movie you saw was in the tags, comments, etc

[greyias]

Oh look, it seems everyone has been opted into the unfortunate "experiment" now. For everyone who has been blissfully using the old UI up until now, welcome to hell :)

Do you not like hell? Do you want to leave and crawl back up into the sunlight of the old UI? Well, have I got a link for you! A beautiful tumblr user (who is not me) has gone and fixed things beautifully for you already: https://github.com/enchanted-sword/dashboard-unfucker

You will need to have Tampermonkey installed on your browser of choice, and once that's done, just go to the github link above, and peruse the readme to install. And voila! You have your old dash back!

The authors of XKit Rewritten said during the experiments that at the time, since this was an "experiment" they weren't going to implement anything to revert to the old UI (although who knows if they'll do it now). And the dashboard unfucker has worked beautifully enough for me to where I genuinely couldn't tell if they had ended the experiment or not.

[teaboot]

Was gonna ask my mom to rate my fit and she didn't even give me a chance

[lazylittledragon]

modern au gale+cyra/dadkarios for soul healing <33

cyra should not have a phone her internet history would have her on a watchlist

[onenicebugperday]

Snake mantis, Kongobatha diademata, Nanomantidae

Photographed at Airlie Beach in Australia by Steve & Alison1

Shared with permission; do not remove credit or re-post!

[ghostie-juice]

Shado but cooler

[kemihaydeestantonva]

I don't deserve to stay ...but I don't want to leave

[kerosene-in-a-blender]

Grog is such a tank he somehow managed to absorb Chetney's incipient heart attack