#Nine sons born to Quellon Greyjoy and all of them disappointments

[duchess-of-oldtown]

The thing with House Greyjoy is that they're ✨Extra✨. You got Aeron - claims he can talk to the Drown God, wears seaweed in his beard, gives off old man energy despite being like in his thirties. Euron - currently attempting to become an eldritch horror while serving lewks in his hot girl era, Balon - the epitome of "make the Iron Islands great again", Victarion- himbo who's filled with the righteous power of gods love who is just a little bit too much into an ancient war horn, Asha - the only sane Greyjoy but she carries around an axe and a dagger which she keeps referring to as her husband and child, you know like legend. But they're ✨gothic extra✨. So when Theon walks in with all his drip, a literal walking talking Westerosi weeboo, you can understand just why they were horrified. He's the wrong sort of extra.