#Night At The Museum
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The ancient tablet that brings the exhibits to life canonically works on dead bodies puki clearly didn't research natm lore before posting
If I were found in a 'night at the museum" situation, there would be no wacky hijinks, let me tell you. I'd kill myself instantly. The wax figures wouldn't even be alive yet and I'd be dead.
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Just so this is out there
The first night at the museum fanfiction on ao3 was infact a jedtavius fanfic, and honestly I don't think it's appreciated enough
#natm#jedtavius#night at the museum#natm jedtavius#jedediah x octavius#ao3fic#god i love ao3#ao3 fanfic#ao3
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JEDTAVIUS!!! idk if the night at the museum fandom is still alive and kicking, but if it is I know tumblr is the place! take this as an inactivity apology LOL
I love these two gay little shits so much i could SCREAM
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(I really have no idea if you do these anymore buy yk what)
Whos taller ? Jedediah or octavius
Or are you the same height?
#natm#night at the museum#octavius#jedediah#ask me anything#jedtavius#natm fanart#jedediah and octavius#not posting a lot rn#just wanted to do a quick ask :3
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"Deadpool and wolverine but they're Jedidiah and octavius from night at the museum" -my gay bestie @cringesmegma
#deadclaws#jedtavius#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#jedidiah x octavius#night at the museum
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Omg yay!!! Ik u already have to many for him I hope ur not tired of him yet 😭
Aukmenrah x gn reader where reader is a new part of an exhibit (I was thinking like Pompeii or roman/greek like along those timelines but ill leave it up to u :)) and while Larry is showing them around they meet up with Auk who explains the tablet but while trying to understand him, reader is just looking at him like he hung the stars and Auk starts to get flustered. It's like that between them for a while, like a school crush, and Larry makes it a mission to eventually get them together and becomes Auk's wing man <3
Notes: amazingly no, i am not tired of our dearest ahk but you have GOT to tell me why you spell Ahkmenrah's name like that </3 i made the reader from the islamic golden age since that's what i'm writing about in my book. hope thats satisfactory! WC: 2k
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It was startling, your first awakening––you were one of few exhibits who immediately realized something was not quite right with your existence. For you, it was because you had no memories. You were not a copy of some great historical figure or the remnants of a skeleton; you were a wax doll, there only to demonstrate the clothes of the time.
The nightguard, standing in front of you as the sun set and you shimmered into living, offered you a hand to help you down from your pedestal.
"My name's Larry. Larry Daley," he said. "Welcome to the museum."
"Mā? 'Ayna ana?"
A long sigh and grimace ran through him. He put his hands on his hips, muttered something to himself, then said something to you, beckoning you along. You glanced around––the shining floors and tall ceilings, the myriad of creatures and humans in the long hall. You decided it would be best to listen, even if you didn't know what he wanted.
"Okay…" he mumbled beneath his breath. he then, in a rather thick accent, introduced himself in your language. "I am Larry Daley."
"Uhuh," you said, lifting your chin. "I…"
You frowned. You weren't sure what your name was. Another hint that something was seriously wrong.
"I don't know my name," you said, but he seemed not to understand you.
He took you through the halls and large rooms of what appeared to be a palace with many treasures on display. Unfortunately, no one seemed to be able to speak your language, and so all of Larry's explanations fell on deaf ears. After a rather long walk through a section filled with crystals and minerals, you circled back round to the main part of the building, with its warmly coloured walls and decorated arches.
Rising up to the second floor, you turned down a hall filled with what you recognized as ancient Egyptian artifacts. You stopped in front of a few showcases, tilting your head curiously to the side as your eyes scanned blankly over the informational plaques, unable to identify the language.
Larry pulled you along.
Tumbling over your feet, you barely caught sight of the giant, moving jackal statues staring you down before you were in the next room, bathed in a dim, golden light. Distracted by the multitude of hieroglyphs around you––the art and mystery of which was a fascination of your time––you payed little attention to the quiet conversation Larry was holding with another person. Eventually you turned around, peeked over Larry's shoulder, and stopped dead in your tracks.
His beauty was a near perfect image of the ancient Pharaonic carvings. Your heart sped tenfold as you gawked at him––his khol-lined pale eyes, his soft lips stretched into a smile, the revelation of his tanned waist revealed between tresses of sewn gold. It was rather inappropriate, you knew, but somehow you couldn't stop yourself.
His eyes shifted and fell on you. You stiffened.
A keen smile creeped across his face, eyes narrowing. He said something, something you couldn't understand, and Larry replied in conversation. You attempted to hide a little further behind Larry's shoulder, but the nightguard stepped to the side and revealed you in your entirety.
You froze, then tucked your hands behind your back, straightening your posture.
"So, you are new," the Pharaoh said, lifting his chin in your direction.
You perked up. He knew your language.
"Yes, I am. You know how to speak Arabic?"
"I know many languages, fortunately for Larry," he said with a teasing lilt, glancing to Larry. "He says you don't know your name. Is that true?"
"I suppose so," you said quietly. "Do you know why that is?"
"I believe I do, if you'll lend me the time to explain," he said, offering a hand. You slowly, reluctantly, took it. "I am the Pharaoh Ahkmenrah, from many thousands of years before your time. And you are from some thousand years before this time."
He proceeded to explain the magic of his tablet, which you would've never believed without having been a product of it yourself––something which took you a long while to realize and come to terms with. Though, perhaps, you might've understood faster and more thoroughly if you had been paying attention. Instead, most of your mind was caught up in staring at Ahkmenrah and absorbing his beauty.
"The tablet was – was…" Ahk paused, his face flushing as he glanced between you and the tablet on the wall. "… was, um, constructed by my," he cleared his throat, "father… millenia ago."
You stared.
"It is, um, powered by Iah, the moon, which - which is why…" he chuckled weakly, eyes shining, "… why it only, uh, activates during the night."
Beside you, Larry crossed his arms, a soft huff leaving his chest. You continued to stare.
"Do you… have any questions?" He asked, tugging at his bejewelled collar.
"I don't think so," you said slowly.
"Well, um, if you do," he said, stepping forward and placing a hand on your back to guide you down the hall, "I better answer them tomorrow night. The sun will rise soon, and it is best if we all return to our places. Otherwise the general populace will discover our nature and I am sure it would be better kept a secret. People tend to become scared when confronted with that which they do not understand. Yes?"
You nodded vaguely, still looking up at him. He glanced down at you, his face still darkened by a warm blush, and immediately looked up ahead once more, avoiding your pointed gaze.
Larry led you the rest of your way back to your exhibit, which was filled with inner architecture and room design of the typical Islamic household of your time. You stepped back up into your place, smoothed down your many layers of clothing, and faded back out of living.
During the nights, you occupied your time by watching the Pharaoh. Few others knew how to speak to you, and try as Larry might to learn Arabic, his pronunciation was poor at best and his understanding rather weak. Your own English was coming along slowly. Yet despite the fact that Ahk was one of the only people you could communicate with, you found it difficult to interact with him. Most thought escaped your mind and you found yourself entranced by the majesty with which he held himself, even if it was dampened by his nervous blushing. You relinquished yourself to watching from afar.
You sighed, legs dangling over the edge of the balcony as you watched the party on the floor below. Ahk was an identifiable streak of gold amongst the costumes and exhibits, and Larry, the opposite of him who blended in, stood beside him. They were conversing quietly, with muted hand gestures as they stood to the side of the action.
Then, between words, Larry pointed up at you.
Your eyes widened and you quickly withdrew your legs from between the bannister poles, stood, and hurried away.
Your exhibit was rather small; just a single presentation in a hall detailing middle eastern culture. Out of all the artefacts on display, you were the only one to animate at night, which made the hall a rather lonely and silent one. You sat on your low couch, far more ornate than you figured you deserved as a nameless thing, and stared at your hands.
It was inappropriate, your behaviour––gawking after someone. Your emotions on the matter were beyond confusing. Traditionally, being Muslim, your curiosity in the Pharaoh could not extend beyond scholastic. After all, he was a polytheist. But his Gods were real, just as real as your God. His Gods brought you to life. You wondered as you stared blankly down if a blank, nameless wax doll could even have a religion.
At least Ahkmenrah was a real person.
Quiet footsteps began to echo, swirling round the empty halls and growing slowly louder. You noticed it faintly and hoped you blended in to the intricately woven carpets and carved wood facades.
Alas, the footsteps stopped in front of you, and as you looked up you found the Pharaoh standing in front of you, his hands folded neatly in front of him.
"May I join you?" He asked, gesturing to the raised platform.
You nodded. He smiled in return, and took a seat beside you.
"Your exhibit is much nicer than mine. Well-made furniture… though it is as quiet as mine," he said, chuckling softly.
You shrugged, tucking your hands between your knees.
"Yours is nice," you said quietly.
He nodded vaguely, and the two of you stewed in an awkward silence for a moment. Ahk's eyes wandered about, then finally settled on you, long eyelashes accentuating his makeup.
"How are you enjoying your time here?" He asked, turning towards you. "You've kept mostly to yourself."
"Well, there's not much to say to most people," you mumbled. "They do try, which is nice. But it's not the same. And I feel… different to the others."
"Different?" He repeated. "How is that?"
"I have a vague idea of my culture, but no actual memories. I know you and Larry gave me a name but it's not even from my own culture," you said. "So… it doesn't have anything to do with the others. Just my own troubles."
"I'm afraid I don't know many Persian names. I… had hoped the name I chose would be suitable," he said.
You couldn't help the smile on your face, as bashful as it was. A blush crept up your cheeks. You had no idea what the name meant, but the fact that he had taken the time to name you something––that your only identity was related to him––fuelled something warm and comforting within you.
"It's a nice name," you said, "even if I do not know what it means."
"Um, well…" he trailed off, his face growing ever redder, "it's… rather embarrassing, actually."
He lowered his head, scratching at the back of his neck subtly. You quirked your head to the side.
"You gave me an embarrassing name?" You asked, raising a brow.
"No, not at all," he said quickly, meeting your eye. "I suppose it's really only embarrassing for me that I am the one who gave you the name, because it is… it is a rather sentimental name."
"Sentimental?" You chuckled. "What do you mean by that?"
He fell silent, his mouth opening and closing as he seemed to debate whether or not to tell you. His eyes darted here and there, but eventually settled on you, and as his hands gripped his skirt tightly he offered you a diffident smile.
"Well, Meri… if you do truly wish to know… your name means 'love', in my language."
Your eyes widened as slowly as your realization. Ahkmenrah, unfortunately not privy to your thoughts, melted in his seat and began to stammer some excuse.
"I didn't mean it in any – any bad way, which is to say, I wanted you to feel welcome, and you…"
He pursed his lips, sucking in a sharp breath.
"… you have so much love in your eyes," he finally said, his voice quiet and diminutive.
You had thought just a minute ago that you couldn't get any warmer––that you had reached the full extent of your embarrassment, absorbed wholly in your own flustered cocoon of thoughts. You hadn't imagined your admiration of him was so overwhelming so as to be visible. When you finally recognized the sensations in your body once more, you realized your mouth was hanging open.
"I hope I haven't offended you," he said quietly.
"No, not at all," you said, reaching forward to place a hand on his. "Actually, I was hoping I didn't disturb you with my, um.. staring."
"Not at all," he replied with a smile, intertwining your fingers with his. "I find it quite endearing. Even as a Pharaoh, though being much admired, none would dare gaze upon me with such obvious… well, adoration. It's something I enjoy about being in this time. Less fear of expression."
You nodded and hummed, your smile sweet on your lips.
"So you don't mind it then?" You asked, looking up with glowing eyes.
"I would prefer you talk to me rather than just stare, but… I suppose… even desiring your company in greater intimacy… I could 'make do' with watching you from afar in return," he said, a coy smile on his face.
You blushed, looking down at your hands together on his lap.
"I will… do my best to talk to you more," you said.
"I appreciate the effort, my love," he said, and lifted your hand to his lips, placing a soft kiss on your palm.
#ahkmenrah x reader#ahkmenrah x male reader#ahkmenrah x female reader#ahkmenrah#night at the museum#rami malek
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THIS IS SO FUNNY
meet the bayverse
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I have no excuses and no regrets
#natm#night at the museum#natm larry#larry daley#natm jedediah#jedediah smith#natm octavius#octavius#jedediah and octavius#jedtavius#my art#fanart#art#idk what is this bruh 😭#shitpost
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those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god
#night at the museum#night at the museum posting#help im trapped in the caveman exhibit#larry daley#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#fnaf movie#jedtavius
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Have i ever shared this here this was from pride month last year
#anyway happy pride month to them#night at the museum fanart#night at the museum#natm#natm fanart#jedtavius#natm jedediah#natm octavius#i think im lowkey funny ngl
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Jedediah and Octavius wish yall a happy pride!!
#pride#pride month#jedtavius#natm fandom#natm#night at the museum#natm jedediah#natm octavius#natm jedtavius#natm fanart#jedediah x octavius#jedediah natm#lgbtq#gay#art#artists on tumblr#my art#bisexual#bi pride#fanart#owen wilson#steve coogan#I love them so much aaaaa#<33#jedediah and octavius
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#Night at the museum#jedediah smith#jedediah natm#octavius natm#gaius octavius#natm#night at the museum secret of the tomb#night at the museum battle of the smithsonian#jedtavius
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Movie with a trash little little bb girl who is a man in his 30-40s who needs a job, and has a difficult relationship with his child/sibling. Then gets a job as a night guard and everything seems fine, until the night, when the inanimate objects come to live and get quirky. But eventually understand each other and team up to stop the bigger evil.
#freddy fnaf#fnaf#fnaf movie#five nights at freddy's#five nights at Freddy’s movie#movie fnaf#movie#night at the museum#ben stiller#scott cawthon#matthew lillard#elizabeth lail#cracks me up that she’s named Elizabeth and she’s playing Vanessa in fnaf#josh hutcherson#there was supposed to be only one little but I’m keeping th typo
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HAPPY PRIDE!!
(Last years post)
#my pookie bears#throwback to summer 2021 when I rewatched these movies#I had so much fun#i need 2021 whimsy back#anyways I really liked how these turned out!!#art#fanart#digital art#fan art#my art#jedtavius#jedediah x octavius#natm#night at the museum#pride#pride month#happy pride 🌈#lgbtq
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Tumblr Tuesday: Your Pride Art on Tumblr
Hello, Tumblr. June is here, and you're all arting hard. This Tuesday would like to cordially wish you all a very good and community-fuelled Pride month. Please enjoy this roundup of delightful fanart and OC art, celebrating the beginning of this month of more gay art than usual on tumblr dot com.
(And here are some Pride art/writing challenges running this month: an identities-themed drawing challenge; a Baldur's Gate 3 art challenge; a pride color pallette art challenge; a fandom art challenge; and finally, some Destiel pride creative prompts)
@theartofmadeline:
@themostimportantnight:
@seagiri:
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@liazartz:
@rosesraeken:
@wigglebox:
@shattersaurus:
@the-phantom-peach:
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@inkwellfire:
@toadalled:
@zetrystan:
@manthemoth:
@daily-dragon-drawing:
@meriahlatyar:
@thatskindarough:
@winchester-reload:
@retrobr:
@vickychendraws:
@ufofrommarss:
@vanillacreame153:
@emwheezie:
#tumblr tuesday#pride art#pride fanart#pride ocs#pride 2024#artists on tumblr#lgbtqia+ art#hazbin alastor#doctor who#arcane#tmnt (turtles)#pokémon#cats!#dnd#resident evil#dragons!#destiel#spn#good omens#ocs#loki#night at the museum#dungeon meshi#zelda#eye strain#long post#much pride
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