#Nick Close/Cassandra Swift

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Welcome, one and all, to the results of our single day server event: Drabble Royale!

We spent the day writing as many single, double, and triple drabbles as we could to bring YOU, dear reader, more Dungeons and Daddies content. Below, observe the fruits of our labors and maybe drop a kudos and even a comment to the hard working writers that participated!

Interested in things like this? We'll be doing more in the DnDoods fan server soon! Come join us! :D

First up, Kibbles423 with eight drabbles for the day! They did seven single drabbles and one triple drabble, which is awesome! Neon Green | 100 | G Party Planners | 100 | G Weed Killer | 100 | G Devil's advocate | 100 | T Snack time | 100 | T Goodbye | 100 | M Long time no see | 100 | G A Consuming love | 300 | G

A Consuming Love is a side story for Kibbles' longer story, A Consuming Faith! Check it out :D

Next we have tinymushroom who came at us with a one hit KO!

Check out demonic endurance right here, at 300 words and rated T!

I'm next on the list! I wrote a total of ten drabbles yesterday, with five single drabbles, three double drabbles, and two triple drabbles! Check them out here:

Dinner and a Show | 100 | G Memory | 200 | T Post-it Note Scandal | 100 | GPermanent | 100 | T Formula | 200 | GDon't Wait | 100 | GSacrifice | 300 | TFlawless | 100 | TForecast | 200 | GPottery Lessons | 300 | G

Next is EmMurph! She wrote two triple drabbles yesterday! Spectacularly done!

Check them out here: Under the Sea | 300 | G & A Heavenly Reunion | 300 | G

Now we've got Theradiohost, who wrote six triple drabbles! Terrific!

Something torn from the Close family | 300 | GWould you still love me if I was a spider | 300 | GProposals | 300 | GSomething Stupid | 300 | GA little bit of music | 300 | GIn Love (Just By A Hair) | 300 | G

And finally, we've got PopcornKwantum who graced us with four triple drabbles yesterday, woohoo!!

The smell of demon blood | 300 | TA Normal breakfast | 300 | TBiting off someone's arm is not a love language | 300 | GVampire favoritism | 300 | T

Thank you all of our participants, this was so fun!! I can't wait to do it again

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Just like the post canon homestuck photos..

[prettyupsetnerd]

Cassandra and her "Ex" rewatching the Barbie Movie, circa 203X

(the context for this is in my recent dndads comic)

[alien-bluez]

separate post of my close foster swift family face studies + headcanons sorry i dont have jodie or hermie... maybe one day

[nolassolace]

Have a fun lil Polaroid of the first time Cas and Nick met via TJs birthday party.

[citruscore]

funniest family tree on the podcast easily

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The Close/Swift tradition of losing body parts fucks so hard like. An entire lineage of characters losing pieces of their body just because they care so much. Glenn losing his eye as a direct consequence of wanting a good life for Nick. Nicholas losing his arm because he won't let anyone hurt his family. Cassandra losing her hand because of a goddamn wedding ring. Something something "I can't regrow my arm" vs. "He will never be your son again." The family art of inexorable loss being represented by literally losing parts of themselves. The tradition of losing and losing and being stitched back together and making the best of what you have left. The Close/Swift family being the guardians of the anchor of love.

It's also canon that they are all genetically predisposed to arson.

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Some simple s2 parent icons for no reason I’m not making a tierlist

1 | 2 | 3

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LET HIM COOK!!!!!

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!!dndads spoilers!! -> a small taylor & nicky rant

personally i cheered when taylor rejected nicky...and like i love nicky so much hes like one of my favorite characters but taylor gets to decide if he wants his dad in his life now, and after all of the shit that has happened i dont doubt he just wants to be with his mom

and who knows maybe in the future he decides to have a relationship with nicky and have his dad back in his life, but as of rn hes completely in the right to say no to that

i think nicky is also healing from his own issues with his dad, and i think its good seeing glenn and nicky working their issues out away from taylor,

taylor needs time to heal from everything and i dont think having to deal with his issues with his dad on top of his own stuff is gonna do him any good, like he said hes got his mom :)

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Thinking about just how disproportionately vindictive Willy seemed towards Glenn, even before the Deez Nuts joke. Like I feel the second half of season one really does a lot to show us how Willy feels about each of the dads.

Like Darryl's arc is more about how I feel Willy feels about Frank. Frank was the one omega daddy who didn't fall in line, didn't join him in his plan, who suggested that what they were doing was wrong, and he retaliates by making him a memory-less eight year old and ditching him in a fighting ring to get the shit beat out of him. If Willy makes Paeden an anchor on purpose, I think he sees it as a way to punish Frank and if Darryl gets messed up as well, then that's just a bonus.

Willy has almost nothing to do with Henry's arc, and I think that's because Bear and Willy are more symbiotic in what they can provide each other than Willy and Bill. Bear and therefore Henry and therefore the twins, are a way Willy can get the Doodler, but that's not a personal vendetta. The Oaks are a means to an end for Willy.

Then Ron is about how Willy doesn't care and that the root to severing his connection with Willy is something Ron has to pursue on his own without needing anything from his father to get it.

But then we have Glenn. Bill mentions that Willy is the one making him put Glenn on Trial, in a Talking Dads, Anthony said the plan if Bill had busted the daddies out of prison involved getting caught by Willy. Willy is the one who comes in for the final judgement. Willy is disproportionately and maliciously involved in Glenn's arc when compared to the other dads. And I asked myself...why?

I had a short lived thought that maybe Nick was the most annoying kid in Ravenloft, what with his "That's my dad!" about the drone, but that didn't check out, because we know that in the alternate timeline, Glenn still goes to prison (for being a bad friend or whatever) so it seems like if it was annoyance at Nick, it wouldn't have played out in the Nicholas timeline.

Eventually the answer was obvious.

Willy is the pettiest of bitches.

Killing Glenn over a Deez Nuts joke is something we already knew, but it goes deeper than that. Glenn wouldn't stop helicoptering his dick in the shared dream space, Glenn called him a boomer, Glenn pretended his own butt was Willy's face, and though Willy played it off like it didn't bother him at the time, this is the man that will go on to marry Cassandra Swift because he's mad about her ex-not-quite-father-in-law doing a Deez Nuts joke on him, of course those earlier things bothered him!

[juxtaposed-nerd]

aapi heritage month headcanons pt. 3 !!!

just in time for s3 of dndads, let’s get into it! this one will probs be a lot but so much has happened in the past year 😭

- taylor LOVES chinese new year, he looks forward to it every year as the favorite (only) child and he eats all the dumplings he could ever eat and gets tons of red envelopes

- cassandra and morgan become best friends/mother-daughter relationship vibes post-doodler, like they are the most badass and cool women in the world and i do think taylor grows to love morgan so much and even though his relationships with nick/glenn are strained, at least he has the best mom and grandma

- as a voice actor for anime/cartoons i think cassandra really did fall in love w the art of anime and i’d love for her to guest at a con (make her the j michael tatum of her world PLEASE) and taylor gets a free ticket to weeb out as much as he wants <3

- in my heart glenn is trying his best, like he really wants that closeness (haha) and i think now post-doodler it's like literally what started as a father/son duo of him and nick now is genuinely a huge (kinda fucked up) family that is trying to mend itself and i do think it starts with chinese takeout !!!

- sidenote i think the close/foster/swifts etc are a great example of how freddie has subverted asian stereotypes fr and also how a family stuck in an absent/neglectful cycle has the ability to come together again

- the mending includes hermie too, hermie definitely deserves something more in his life and the chance get to be a kid w a home in the form of a big family w his bio dads (his normal parents are invited too) (and i also love the idea of normal being like 'grandpa henry! this is the guy!' and hermie being an honorary oak would be so cute 😭)

- hermie went and saw joy ride (2023) bc it was marketed as a comedy and came out bawling his eyes out from that one scene y’all adoptees know what im talking about

- tbh thinking about taylor's closeness w his mom and francis's w kimon wan literally asian moms are holding this show together

- the farnsworth’s are thai and german and they came to peachyville at a young age to give their newborn son a better life very starting nuclear family vibes, ed definitely learned thai for her, and now their son is a bowling champ!

- francis farnsworth and taylor swift are lowkey the spectrum of asian upbringing where it's like midwest asians vs socal asians 😳🤭 they live in different worlds

- kimon wan is an immigrant mom just trying to raise her family and her damn son wont stop being a loser 🤦‍♀️ literally milf w a shotgun (ed is a lucky man FR) (sorry anthony burch)

- when francis is having a really tough day then kimon wan will leave a plate of cut up fruit at his door so he knows he's still supported

- luo's golden wok is the first and only chinese restaurant in peachyville and they have to have the best pepper steak ever im calling it now

- tony collette would love and hate both jodie and glenn i think for different reasons but instead of calling them formosans he’d call them orientals 💀

- also tony collette is 0.0001% asian (chinese) and tyrus luo either DEFINITELY knows which is why he puts up w all the bullshit tony does or tony is determined to make sure that tyrus NEVER finds out ever

- they have a 'throwback' silent movie night at the drive-in and they show a meryl streep film and literally everyone falls in love w him 🥰

- billion millions was a crazy rich asian and he was an icon

- once again they mean the world to me! might end up posting more at some point who knows lol

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checkout past headcanons: 2022! 2023!

[keepin-it-on-the-d-l]

Worst of both worlds but still somehow cooler than both of his dads

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POV you are Willy Stampler and the cool divorcee parents are about to decimate ur pathetic old man ass for hurting their son

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nickcasslarknarknickcassswifternarkcassnarkandra doodle dump because i'm a totally sane and normal person you know

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misc dndads art dump 👍