#Ngl the cat pic is cute af

[that-one-birds-blog]

@sadi3-l0ves is probably a shorthair

@tayraedoll is tux

@solzinstarzzz is probably witch

What am I??

WHAT KINDA CAT ARE YOUR MUTUALS

I REALLY WANNA SIT HERE AMD GO THROUGH TAGGING EVERYONE BUT I HAVE TO GO TO BED NOW SO I’LL DO SO TOMORROW!!!

[vivisviolets]

hello, i hope your doing well!!!

Please may I participate in your new game? If so, ty <3

Initials- A.F.

Pronouns- She/Her

Preferred gender- Men

3 of my fave things- Hot chocolate, Lip tints, Cats (Especially when they get airplane ears 😭)

HAVE A NICE DAY ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

AF🌱🍃☕️

⁍ The Sun (reversed), Knight of Wands (reversed), Three of Cups (reversed), Seven of Pentacles (bonus card), The Hanged Man (bottom of deck) ⁍ "more than a woman" (Bee Gees?🪩🕺), 111, 123, 333, Pisces/Cancer/Scorpio placements (Sun, Moon, rising, 7th/8th house, etc), Taurus/Libra placements (Moon, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, 10th house, etc), money/finances, channeled song Kingston - Faye Webster

⁍ Hello my dear! (I nearly said pile 1😭?)- and welcome to your reading!! ok, I will just say off the bat that this energy is ALL over the place (I'm hearing SHE A RUNNER SHE A TRACK STAR 🏃‍♀️💨😭wth)- like, sooo many random messages, sooo many songs, it felt like Spirit was a claw machine going haywire lol (& also that's why you get 4 pics haha). However, I do think that is perhaps relevant to this you + your person's energy!! I'm hearing that you two will have an amazing sense of humor together, you will be the type of couple to be giggling and almost making it a game to come up with as many inside jokes as possible! awww that is adorbs. you two will be the cute couple in the friend group omg -but I am also seeing that there are some serious roots and veins to this relationship's foundation- I'm picking up that both of you are very compassionate and altruistic people- and that your morals and values will be a shared interest for both of you (this is random but your person might donate blood? he might have O+/O-, or AB+/AB- type blood?). This person also focuses on finances/money and their career. they could come from a family with well-invested money- they have a natural interest in financial knowledge and literacy... I think that you two may come into each other's lives during a confusing time, for both of you, (I'm hearing "separation"... idk what that could mean.)- I'm hearing "ain't no sunshine when she's gone"... this is either a temporary separation that will happen between you two in the future- or this is a sadness that is coming from both you psychically, because you haven't met the other *yet* but you are so close to meeting, thus causing this shared anxiety and anticipation. because you know they are close but where are they- you know? I think there will be many restarts in both your life, and your person's life. a lot having to do with life changes, and also inner personal relationships. nothing to fear, nor dread about ♡. life is a ride that is worth hanging onto, and no matter where it may take you, you will arrive at the place that you needed to go all along- and that place is so beautiful! because you are beautiful ♡. -- this connection will not be all sunshine, but you must shed light on any issues that arise that are important to you! I won't lie to you, but this person may come from a difficult family, a family of secrets and tactics, and anything like that- that might crop up in this relationship, must be weeded out. this love has the potential to be so sacred🔥, to your family line, to his family line, and to generations afterward! (another song: "Don't Let Me Down" by the Beetles) - this connection will arrive into your life easily and suddenly (*in hindsight), whether that is in a college/educational/community setting, during a work trip/tourist situation, or through mutual friend groups- this person will be sent towards you, regardless of setting,- when the time is right for the both of you ❤️. and ngl, it will be a bit of a whirlwind when it happens lol, that's why my energy was all 💫*dazed and confused*💫 and giggly at the start lol. you'll love each other, and you're both capable of so much growth, and your ancestors will cheer at the growth and success that you two will earn alongside each other!!! that's is so cute💗⭐️.

P.S drank hot cocoa as I wrote this out lol 💗☕️.*i hope this was helpful my darling ♡~ consider leaving a tip on my Patreon if you enjoyed, or follow and become a violet~ doesnt matter to me tho :>~ sending you on your way, bye!*

[tea-with-evan-and-me]

I want them to get hitched so badly dude. Ngl I think Haley is cute af like damn she’s mad pretty she and I kind of have the same face shape/structure whatever ya wanna call it lol. So it makes me feel less insecure about my face (I got called masculine over it so many times (in a bad way) so it brings me so much comfort as silly as it sounds. 😅 But yeah Evan don’t rush into it of course, and while I don’t mean any harm in saying this, looks can be deceiving.. I hope she’s as sweet and can as she looks and not ER 2.0 but I have nothing but love towards them both. And I’d love to see pics of them both chilling with Haley’s kitties 🥰🥰

need to see evan with a cat 😩

[i-need-air]

your hybrid!bkg hcs are mad cute 😖💞 i’m in LOVE— what if reader comes home w/ a stray kitten? 🥺 katsuki doesn’t like cats but this one is all small and shivering and reader couldn’t let the poor thing starve on the streets so she takes it in. the kitten gets attached to katsuki very quickly much to his displeasure, he thinks he’s his mom lmao

I'm so glad you like them, all I want is to make people feel uwu and it's happening! 💕💕 This is so cute and I can only imagine him being a big ass momma later on ahskdjsk let's see:

[ Main Hybrid!Bakugou HCs here: Part 1 and Part 2! ]

[ BNHA Masterlist to find all Hybrid!AU works ]

× you had to stay out longer than expected so it was getting late, and the worst part was that it started raining

× very dark clouds, thunder seen in the distance, bone-chilling wind; storm looked as if it was approaching fastly

× so you rushed fast home

× but something stopped you in your tracks a few streets away from home

× a small, weak meow that somehow you heard over all the noise surrounding you

× after investigating, you found this poor little kitten behind a garbage can

× frail, tiny, trembling, balled up trying to maintain body heat

× you had to save the little life, you just had to

× when you walked through the door, throwing everything but your jacket, in which the kitten was secured in, Katsuki heard the commotion

× he got out of the shower as it seemed he also got late from work and gave you a questioning face

× bc you mumbled a small "hi" and rushed to the bathroom

× to which he follows, like wth is going on and definitely catches on as he smells you

× "What the hell is that?" blurts, tactful as always

× you explain to him in a rush as you prepare a warm bath for the kitten, asking him to google anything you could do to help it

× gives you a stink glance

× lol like I'd bother type of glance

× yet still does it as you open your jacket to show him the frail kitten still shivering

× he comes around with his phone, acting done with life while reading out loud what to do, what to feed it

× meanwhile you realize you really don't have any food that would suit the kitten so you ask him if he could gently bath it while you go out to buy some at the corner grocery shop near by

× he just took a shower and you were still wet from the rain so it made sense you'd be the one going

× cue to him complaining like an overgrown child

× "Tsk, you're gonna catch a cold"

× "Just let it dry or whatever"

× "I cleaned the fucking floor yesterday and now it's all wet!"

× all while taking the cat from you and closing the bathroom door in your face 😒

× you change fastly and go out again while rolling your eyes at him

× but

× i shit you not, the moment you arrive home and go check on them, you find him in the living room with the kitten wrapped in a towel in his arms

× he's just looking down at it with a serene expression on his face

× 🦋🦋💕🦋💕🦋💕🦋🦋🦋🦋

× honestly, i genuinely feel he'd be compassionate about it, he knows what it is to have a rough life so he's definitely going to help, and will appreciate you for saving its life

× the first few days he really bitches about it though

× "Ya wanna keep it?"

× "I'm not taking care of that damned cat!"

× "Hey, you, brat, come here, you need to eat" to the cat instantly after telling you he ain't doin it

× exagerated scoffs as the kitten approaches him and cuddles him, demands attention, so on

× "This brat is so needy, tsk"

× still pets it gently while acting disinterested

× the funniest thing is when you both realize the kitty follows him everywhere and throws small fits whenever he leaves

× you record it doing so and send it to him

× he only responds with 🙄

× [ but saves the videos in a secure folder called Brat ]

× "The fuck is it followin' me around?!?"

× cuddle time is now him on top of you and kitty burried in his neck purring

× he has a high body temperature, ideal for snuggles

× thinks that you're not looking and puts a hand on the cat for protection

× seriously his words don't match his actions

× i swear, i feel he'd be like a cat whisperer or something

× bc whenever he orders the kitten to do something kitty does exactly that

× you had to argue with the cat to get off the table, Katsuki comes, orders it and the lil shit meows and gets off

× to which, of course, smug ass Katsuki gives you a smirk like "This is how you do it 💅"

× 💕 little shits 💞

× of course you're keeping the cat

× and he demands it has to have a badass name

× like it's a cute fluffy smol bean and he wants to call it Diablo or some shit

× to which he explains it's cuz the cat is a little demon and the name just fits

× fine, whatever, what's important is that you're keeping the kitty, win-win

× will definitely 100% buy cat toys and accessories

× "So it won't destroy the fuckin house while we're gone"

× proceeds to play with the cat

× throws toy mouse a foot away, watching how it catches it and plays with it

× records it

× "What a dumbass"

× sends you the video instantly

× makes fun of you bc it's obvious who's the favorite

× enjoys when you're pouty about it but kisses your forehead

× he might be the favorite but you're still his favorite

× but when he catches you snuggling together he goes 💕💓💞💖💝✨✨✨✨

× will [ again ] bitch about it but even the cat knows he's jealous; he just wants to cuddle with you both

× will scold the cat if it throws things off shelves or something

× if he gets a "meow" back he's gonna glare at it and say "Don't talk back to me" 💀

× if you have the audacity to laugh at him for it he'll scold you too

× Big Mom Energy

× Katsuki is soft for the cat

× but dear lord, can't stand the hairs on his black t-shirts

× "Fucking amazing, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!"

× "meow?"

× "Don't act innocent!"

× Chef Bakugou prepares the best food for the cat

× he's not buyin that cheap ass shit, nuh-huh

× vet trips make him more nervous than it should be

× he cannot stay in place, leg bouncing, all the anxiety bag

× "It's a regular check-up, Katsu—"

× "Why do they have to stab it, huh?!"

× "It's a vaccine, it's good for—"

× "Fuck off"

× 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

× "You did well, kid" and a scratch on the head after the tragic vaccination happens

× you know those pictures of big hunky dudes working out or doing manly stuff in the mirror? yano, those pics

× he sends you those but you suddently see kitty on his shoulders; the contrast is hilarious ngl

× demands you take some of those pics since he doesn't wanna disturb the cat

× he's soft, man

× his wallpaper is a picture of you and the kitty snuggling

× and he has hundreds of them

× most taken without permission or with you looking like a comfortable mess and that's his shit

× you start talking about pets, specifically cats with other people?

× his cat is better than anyone's cat

× no room for discussion

× will fight them

× his cat is a warrior, dude; no weak ass domestic cat, nope, his cat survived the streets, his cat is an apex predator, his cat is—

× akdjldkakdks you get it

× just say you love the cat and go lmfao

× then he shows em pictures of hIS cAt and it has a Christmas hat on, looking adorable af or something

× big ass apex predator, huh?

× his cat is also cute now stfu, extra 💅

× 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[callsignbaphomet]

50 hours in and I've a lot to say but basic tl;dr is:

The bad:

1. Really not a fan of the decoration and charm system for this game. A game that's choking on a ton of rng has even more of it than its previous installation. No. Absolutely no. I am super seriously tempted to use the editor just to give myself the decorations and charms.

2. Why, oh, why, is the kinsect upgrade system like THAT??? Hell, no.

3. I loathe the absence of the garden so you could better farm materials to make ammo, healing potions, buff and debuff items and so on. The submarine thingy while cute is painfully slow. I eat threw ammo faster than I can get my hands on thunderbugs. Again, the editor is tempting me.

4. Iceborne gave us a lot of really cute palico designs and I actually expected them in Rise from the get go. Talk about two steps forward three steps back...

5. KnM is a hot mess and it apparently was done by someone with 4 arms and 10 fingers on each hand. Resorted to using the PS4 controller for it. Feels really bad to have to be forced to use controller on pc ngl. At least I can use the PS4 one. It is the most comfortable controller in the world. Period. Yes, I will die on this hill.

6. Had to uninstal Reshade bc the banner and some trees were messing up and when I actually turned some presets on there were weird sections on the ground. Not sure what happened.

7. Your hunter's dialogs are cute for the first 13 hours. At 14 hours and over you wanna chop off your ears. That British accent is suuuuuuuuper jarring. Just keep them silent.

The good:

1. The canteen is amazing, I love how you get food skills here. 10/10. Doubly love that some of the dango have 2 skills for the price of one. The cutscene's a bit cheesy borderline cringe for me. I liked World/Iceborne's better.

2. You seem to earn money and points a lot faster than in the previous one.

3. The dogs!!!! I love the cats, love 'em. Surprising since I'm a dog person but holy balls the dogs are so cute. The Buddy Plaza is to die for.

4. Loooooooooooooooooooove that you can edit what pieces of clothing you wanna see or not.

5. The camera. I'm actually having fun snapping pics of monsters and using THOSE for the hunter notes. It's cute and silly.

6. The locales feel really fun to explore and each is interesting in their own way.

7. Layered system from the start!

8. Silkbind. I thought I was gonna hate it but it's fun af.

9. The rampage quests are fun even if it can get a little overwhelming but that's kinda where the fun is.

10. Beating monsters with monsters lol

[e1ana]

Mina Ashido and Jirou Kyoka for the character ask!!

YES OMG okay. Mina and I have the same birthday and also we are literally the same person. Irrelevant. But a fun fact. I love both of these ladies so much.

Mina!!!!

Favorite thing about them: I love her. That is my favorite thing. Jk. I feel like she’s just a very good friend. She’s dependable, strong (in battle and emotionally), she’s cheerful... you get the gist. I think she is just a friend magnet.

Least favorite thing about them: I kind of hate her quirk like 😳 girl that is not acid...

Favorite line: “I don’t know what you’re talking about!” It gave me very >:( vibes. I love baby.

brOTP: THE BAKUSQUAD!!! I cannot get enough of them together. If anyone ever has bakusquad content, send it to me or your toes are mine. I also like seeing her get along with the other girls and egg them on for gossip.

OTP: I’ve really been vibing with SeroMina and KiriMina recently. I also like Shinsou and Mina, Jirou and Mina, and Uraraka and Mina.

nOTP: DONT get it twisted - I LOVE ALL OF THE BACKGROUND CHARACTERS!!! But I just don’t see her being with someone who blends in easily like Ojiro. Their personality has to be as big as hers, even if not as bubbly- Sero’s personal brand of chill, Kirishima being a literally angel, and Shinsou’s permanent -_- attitude.

Random hc: Mina is super good at makeup. Also if she had normal skin, she’d be black. Don’t argue with me. Let me have this one.

Unpopular opinion: she doesn’t have a “secret dark side”???? Idk i saw that for a hot second and I literally was like :|. She’s just a happy person. Ppl need to let her be happy. She’s a queen let her vibe.

Song I associate with them: DO I SMELL ANOTHER PLAYYYYYLIIIIIST??? Yes. Anything on here. I think this is the one I did the best so... just saying (I have to take out the doja cat 😔 Mina doesn’t stan her anymore either). If I had to pick one song, though, I’d say either Daddy AF by Slayyyter or Oops!... I Did It Again. Idk I can just see her dancing to both of them lol.

Favorite picture of them: This. I’ve had this as my profile pics for various apps and I don’t regret it. Look at her little face. So cute. But I love all of them.

also cutting here, jirou underneath!

i just toked up again and switched to my computer from my phone so i guess this is a good time to finish up jirou’s.

favorite thing about them: jirou is absolutely on eof my favorite characters. i just absolutely love her whole vibe. like her clothes, her attitude, just her vibe. i think she’s really cool

least favorite thing about them: i need more jirou content! sure we just got fed with season four but... im greedy and impatient.

favorite line: “Shut up, old man!” literally give me the most jirou vibe EVER. its totally irrelevant and makes zero sense but its just so her.

brOTP: i literally love every time she interacts with the other girls. i just love all of my ladies having fun together. also the baku squad surprisingly (or not so much. ive seen this around). i think she’s really funny around the ‘dumber’ members of the class because she’s not afraid to nail on them for it lol. 

OTP: MOMOJIROU. i literally LOVE M- i nfejkfberj i need to calm down i actually liveand breath for momojirou. like jeeeEEEZ. i also like kamijirou and a few other rarepairs, but momojirou absolutely takes the cake!

nOTP: again, i don’t really have one. i guess i can’t see her with someone like izuku or monoma.

random hc: she definitely likes women. like, period. i personally think she’s bisexual.

unpopular opinion: jirou’s quirk is super versatile and one of the coolest ones. like ngl, stretchy earlobe with headphones doesnt sound that cool. but she can THROW DARTS and BREAK CEMENT with her FUCKING EARS??? Damn. badass bitch.

song i associate with them: you already know i have a playlist for her. here it is. if i had to pick one song, it has to be on either the super heavy, rock side or the babie side of music. because im obsessed with both of them, i have to pick either The Way I Spoke by beabadoobee or Sun More Often by the same hoe. bea just gives me all around jirou vibes.

favorite picture of them: look at her. jirowo. its like  👉👈 but better.

[insomniiyac]

Beyond My Pants and Into My Mind (An Aoyama x Everyone Concept)

You know what I’m tired of? I’m tired of reading the same awesome-ass fics revolving solely around Bakugou and Deku. So y’know what? I’m gonna make one revolving solely around twinkling boi because why not? >u> 

NSFW Warning- not for the children or the faint of heart. Loads and loads of humor and sex with some wholesome content sprinkled in. Prepare to laugh your asses off. (This is a concept for a fic I may or may not write, so enjoy >u>)

Aoyama runs sex blog, also helps people with their problems

He realizes that some of them are actually his classmates after a conversation in the locker room

Insert online conversation with Deku (mild flirting). Reveals he’s crushing on Uraraka. Aww.

He feels bad about knowing their private lives but continues the blog after seeing how happy they are

Insert online conversation with Kouda

Holds a live show, people donate- sexy stuff ensues (with Bakuhoe going into maximum sadist overdrive)

Comes in the next day, normal day though his classmates are talking more openly about meeting V one day. Bakugou notices Aoyama’s apprehension and Kouda develops a crush

More sexy stuff that night/online sexting with Bakugou (reveals that Bakuhoe got a crush too holy shiet)

Bakugou confronts Aoyama after school. French boi gets scared and runs off, but expodikills corners him in the locker room and threatens to blow him up.

Aoyama reveals that he is V. Bakuhoe smashes his boiholes into smithereens. (did I mention frenchboi’s a virgin?) “I knew those moans sounded familiar.” Bakuhoe ensures his secret his safe.

Frenchboi got a limp, but he Gucci and goes to train anyway. Still gets ignored tho.

Insert online convo with Uraraka. Thinks V is sweet and wants to meet up. Oh no, what about Deku?

Receives gifts in the mail.

Inserts another online convo with Kouda. What a cutie, no way he could corrupt this innocent soul. Sends a tasteful nude.

Kouda wants to lose his virginity. Aoyama wants to help him, but that might give him away.

Fuck it, meets up and sleeps with Kouda. Disney princess is surprised that its him and is conflicted. Does it anyway. Hes happy. Ensures his secret is safe.

Receives message from Bakuhoe that night. He wants sum fuck. Give it to him.

Uraraka talks to girls about V. the girls are interested now. Time for some kitty cat.

Deku’s upset. His crush likes his advisor and now he refuses to visit the blog. Frenchboi’s hurt- that’s his bff

Convinces him to be honest with V and tell him whats up.

Insert online convo with Deku. Very heartwarming and Deku builds encouragement

V lets Uraraka down gently- she understands.

Frenchboi accidently spilling tea. Iida gets suspicious.

Insert convo with Iida. Turns out glasses boi got a thing for traps. Sends some tasteful nudes. Convo’s kind of hot. Gets to see iida’s dick.

Glasses boi drops suspicion for now. No way in hell frenchboi’s that damn good at sexting.

Blog is getting more popular within the school. Aoyama’s kinda scared.

Kouda hits him up. Wants sum fuck. Give it to him.

Insert convo from Mina. Very fun sexter, 10/10 will do again. Very pushy with finding out who V is.

Does another live show- has a huger audience. Ends with him writhing on the floor like mad.

Starts getting messages in the day time. Wtf, this isn’t his entire life… is it?

Mina blatantly asks Aoyama if he’s V in private.

“Why you ask?”

“Well, yours and his texting style is very similar.”

FUCK.

Mina takes his silence as a yes. Makes him eat her poom-poom for forgiveness. Also rides his dick. Ensures his secret is safe.

Deku and Uraraka is dating… HOORAY!

Receives more gifts. Also receives a shitload of messages he can’t keep up with.

Insert convo from Deku. Kinda wants to know who V really is too.

*sigh*

Admits that he is V.

Broccoli child wants a threeway.

……with Uraraka right?

“yes.”

Plans a threeway. Gets fucked in the ass and fucks zero gravity. Both ensures his secret his safe.

Iida’s suspicion arises again after seeing how the three interacts the next day.

Bakugou hits him up.

Another buttfuck session?

“No, I want your mouth this time.”

Uses frenchboi’s mouth like his personal fleshlight.

Insert convo from Kirishima. Very goofy and fun to sext. 10/10.

“Let’s meet!”

Jfc.

Is curious about his dickgame, so he can’t say no.

“You might be either surprised, disappointed, or both.”

“It’s cool, dude. You have such a cute body anyway, I’m sure you can’t be that bad.”

Fuck it.

Meets up with hard boi. Hard boi gets flustered.

“A-Aoyama?! I didn’t think you had it in you!”

Has sex.

Bakugou shows up.

Gets double-fucked.

Mina shows up.

Orgy.

Its one huge Aoyama-fest and frenchboi’s excited but terrified.

Is invited to fuck the bakusquad at any time now.

Frenchboi is exhausted and gives the blog a break.

A week goes by and his message board is in shambles.

Assures his audience that he still alive. Posts a video.

Insert convo with Momo. Shes ashamed she even came on here but V assures she is okay. Another heartwarming convo reveals that she’s not confident in herself. V makes her feel better. Momo develops a crush.

Those that know his secret starts putting a bit of respeckt on frenchboi’s name.

Kouda asks Aoyama out on a date. Kinda wants to say no but knows how much encouragement he had to muster to do it, so says yes.

Momo talks about meeting V.

“He’s so cute, I can imagine what it’d be like to meet him~.”

Mina and Uraraka burst into fits of giggles.

Insert convo with Todoroki. Very blunt and straight to the point, kind of a boring texter tbh. Innuendos seem to go right over his head. Manages to get him out his shell with a tasteful nude.

He likes that. Sends one right back. Frenchboi gets a boner. The talk is vanilla with a splash of cinnamon. Meh, 7/10. Todoroki admits he hasn’t done this before. How adorable.

More talk of V in the school. Its becoming a hot topic now. Teachers and staff are catching on.

Receives loads of gifts and money in the mail. Cant fit them all in his room so has to call his parents to store them in his room there. Parents are suspicious but doesn’t care enough to ask. Literally the source of his personal issues.

Insert convo with Tokoyami. Very emotionally charged conversation. Goth birb reveals he is depressed and has major self-esteem issues. So does V. The blog really is his life. V gives him words of encouragement. Tokoyami gracefully accepts and thanks him. Frenchboi realizes that Tokoyami’s actually… kinda cute? Interest in him peaks.

DATE WITH KOUDA. Goes to a petting zoo of course. Aoyama cant get the animals to come around him on his own, so Kouda uses his quirk to make it easier. Very, very sweet. Aoyama’s expecting to have to sleep with him, but Kouda’s alright with just a peck. Doesn’t promise too much, but Kouda really is a sweet, sweet boy.

Explodidicks shows up again. He’s jelly sandwich that frenchboi went on a date with Disney princess.

“but you liked V, not me?”

“STFU SPARKLE BITCH!”

Bakuhoe cant bring himself to ask him out, so he storms off like a baby bitch.

Frenchboi sees Tokoyami the next day, but friendship meter isn’t high enough to talk to him without giving himself away. Fuck.

Messages Tokoyami. Goth birb is surprised he messaged him first. Heartwarming convo leads to some hot stuff. Convinces goth birb to send a tasteful nude after some time. V compliments him like mad and flusters the birb.

More talk about V during the day. Most of the 1-A class are taking about how wonderful he is while others are skeptical. “Why just Class 1-A, hmm?”

Deku asks Aoyama about the blog in private. (Shouji overhears)

“Hey, how long do you plan on keeping this running? Aren’t you afraid you might be hurting your chances of positive press when becoming a pro hero?”

That;s a good question, but the answer isn’t so simple.

“Ne t’en fais pas, Deku-kun. I’ll be fine~”

No. be very worried.

Teachers and staff are beginning to believe the traitor is behind the blog and that its using it to find out personal information about the staff and students. Proceed investigation.

Shouji confronts Aoyama.

“so you’re V?”

Frenchboi admits it.

Tentacles ensures his secret his safe. “I’m just glad you’re helping Tokoyami out. But he’s gonna have to know who you are one day.”

Moral dilemma arises.

Gets message from Mina.

Bakusquad orgy? Bakusquad orgy.

Goes to Bakusquad orgy. Gets fucked by everyone there.

Bakugou gets in his feelings and starts getting possessive of frenchboi. Very aggressive with his love but will take versus getting Thanos’d.

Next day, Bakuhoe lowkey claiming croissant. Gets aggressive with Kouda. Kouda backs off and stops talking to frenchboi for a while. Poor thing…

Aoyama faces his fears and confronts bakuhoe for being a bakubitch.

Bakubitch is offended. Threatens to blow up frenchboi but Iida intervenes.

“This is none of your fucking business!”

Fight almost breaks out, but Aizawa intervenes. All three of them get suspended.

Iida contacts Aoyama during suspension. Asks what his relationship is between him and Bakugou.

Admits they’ve banged more than a few times. Accidently slips that they’ve spoken online beforehand.

“So, you’re V?”

“Oui.”

“AHA! I knew it!”

“Don’t tell anyone, okay?”

“Your secret is safe with me, Aoyama-san!”

Iida’s secretly conflicted that he sent a dick pic and fapped to Aoyama, ngl.

Aoyama’s curious about Iida’s dick game, so he invites him over to his room for some play.

Glasses boi comes by, finds Croissant poised up in a school girl outfit looking cute af.

Hot sex ensues. Bakugou overhears it in passing.

Aoyama messages Kouda. Kouda responds. Says he really likes him but can’t do it anymore. Frenchboi feels horrible but won’t stop him.

Insert convo with Tokoyami. Lots and lots of flirting. Aoyama’s dying for Toko to ask about his identity, but the birb respects his anonymity way too much. Lets it ride. Sends pics to each other.

Suspension over.

Staff is pulling students one by one to question their relations to V. Aizawa makes an official announcement to be wary of V. Aoyama wants to fucking die.

Insert convo with Momo. Light flirting, confesses to V that she’s been thinking about him and wants to meet. Tells him that her school thinks he’s dangerous. V assures that he isn’t.

Insert convo with Deku. Deku’s concerned about frenchboi’s well-being and suggests he comes clean. Aoyama’s not ready to.

Insert convo with Bakugou.

Oh lord.

“So you’re gonna go and fuck Sonic the Nerdhog now!?”

“Bakugou, if you like me, just ask me out.”

“…”

Bakugou logs off for the night.

Insert convo from Tsuyu.

“Aoyama, I know its you, but I won’t rat you out.”

“Oh… okay, thank you? But why contact me from here?”

“Wellllllllll….”

Meets up with Tsuyu. Reveals that its spring and this is the time when her body’s ready to mate. Knew that Aoyama was an easy target. Take that how you will.

Oh yeah, frogs get busy in the spring.

Has sex.

+1 new fuckbuddy

Croissant goes to bed and realizes he’s been whoring himself like mad. Evaluates his life choices and realizes he’s literally addicted to the attention. Also realizes that his shit’s gonna slide out of his ass like butter if he doesn’t take it easy.

Declines offer for another Bakusquad orgy and gives the blog a rest for a while.

1-A is being investigated now. Tailman, Sugar Rush, Mineta, and Croissant are suspects.

Insert convo from Ojiro.

“Hey dude, I know this blog means a lot to you, but if you can show up in person and get these guys off our backs that’d mean a lot to us. Thanks~”

Damn… that’s one person that cannot know about his identity. Tells him he’s not in the country.

Is interested in Ojiro’s peen ngl. He got that martial artist bod afterall.

Coaxes tailboy into a conversation. Tailboy… aint really with the gay shit. Is a lot like Todoroki, but doesn’t even try to talk dirty. Jeez, is he really all that straight? 0/10

Sends a tasteful nude. Tries to get him to at least send his abs. Something.

“Fine.” Whatever it takes to get the staff from checking his internet history.

Send a pic of his torso, his pants are kinda low. OOF. DAT V LINE.

Talks a little bit more, then logs off.

Depression starts to settle in. His classmates are noticing him, but not for the right reasons. Deku notices. Iida notices. Uraraka notices. Tokoyami grows suspicious from his non-attentionwhoring ways.

Tokoyami approaches Aoyama for the first time.

Oh god, his palms are sweaty.

Knees weak, arms heavy… Mom’s spaghetti.

“Are you alright?”

“Oui, I’m okay.

“Are you sure? You don’t seem like yourself. I am a bit concerned.”

Aoyama comes clean. Tokoyami is surprised, but isn’t upset.

Spends the day comforting Aoyama. Even brings by moshi icecream. Very wholesome. Nothing flirty or anything, just bro stuff.

Toko compliments Aoyama on his ability to talk to people and suggests applying that offline as well- he’d be far more liked that way.

Frenchboi reveals that he initially made a regular blog to make friends because he often felt lonely at Yuuei but resorted to sex because of the lack of attention. Deku is his only legitimate friend here.

“Then let’s be friends as well.”

Aoyama cries. Hard. Very emotional moment.

He accepts it.

Aoyama writes on his blog that he’s not gonna be too active. People aren’t very happy, but they accept.

The folks in the know ask about his post last night. Keeps it cute and says he’s gonna take it easy for a bit. Deku and Toko smiles.

The staff of investigation notices the post and begins narrowing down the suspects.

Bakugou pulls Aoyama aside. He’s calm and collected- asks him if he’s okay.

Frenchboi nods, Bakuboi finally asks him on a date. He hesitantly accepts. Not sure why he’s so fixated on him, but cool I guess.

(Insert Bakusquad cheesing in the background)

Kouda summons the courage to talk to Aoyama again and apologizes for leaving him hanging. Frenchboi forgives him and accepts his friendship.

+1 Friendship

DATE WITH BAKUGOU. Indoor rock climbing! How cool is that!? Frenchboi is scared shitless, but Explosionboi knows what he’s doing. Bakugou is mainly quiet the entire time but is pretty sweet in gaining Frenchboi’s trust with the harnesses. Deep conversation reveals that Bakugou doesn’t have many friends either. Apologizes for being so pushy and inconsiderate. Admits he doesn’t handle his emotions well. Aoyama reveals personal info about his blog and his loneliness.

“You’re a fucking weirdo tbh, but you have a lot of balls.”

His way of complimenting him, I guess? Also advises him to stop being so fucking slutty before his ass becomes Stargate… or else.

Ooh, the irony.

Doesn’t sleep together, sweet peck on the forehead tho.

Tokoyami and Deku checks up on him.

Insert messages from Bakusquad telling him how much Bakugou enjoyed today. Also thanks Aoyama for being a friend through V.

Bakuboi probs told them about his dilemma, that little shit. He still felt loved nonetheless. Very wholesome.

Frenchboi comes into class the next day and… actually gets greeted? He tears up.

Bakugou calls him a faggot.

Gets called into the office after school.

It’s time.

They question him about the blog and its contents.

He comes clean.

Aizawa wants to expel the shit out of him but he technically did nothing wrong, so he stays.

Firmly asks him to delete the blog. Gets reprimanded for running a damn sex blog while training to be a public defender.

They agree to keep it under wraps, but Aizawa orders Aoyama to apologize to the class.

He does.

There’s a mixture of disgust, shock, and wonder.

The end.

 TL;DR: tfw the blog that you think is singlehandedly tearing down your school is just the creation of a lonely 16-year old.

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i got tagged by @tiptoelightlypastmymind and @pkmnacetrainerdan! Instructions: tag ten followers you want to get to know better. Name: Dan Nicknames: uhhh i guess Dan technically is one? but none others rn~ Gender: Male Star sign: Leo Height: my dude i have no idea tbh~ Sexuality: Gay af Hogwarts House: idrk. Hufflepuff probably Favorite Animal: i don’t really have one now, but I used to looooove moose, penguins and turtles

Average amount of sleep: never enough Current time: around 2:30 am Cat or Dog person: both but def more of a dog person

# of blankets I sleep with: usually 2-3 (for winter at least) Dream Trip: I wanna do a cross country road trip, honestly. I keep finding new destinations I’d love to see (Ireland, Paris, Japan), but a cross country road trip sounds like the ideal~

When I made this blog: I have no idea, 2011 something? Followers: somewhere in the 500s~ Why I made a tumblr: I was already checking up on a few blogs I liked, and thought it’d be easier just to sign up (2 friends also urged me to) Reason for URL: I drew a pic while trying to think of a new url since I was getting tired of it and drew a cute, soft colored shiny politoed and loved the name~  Dream Job: I have no idea. when I was a kid i wanted to be a cartoonist or someone that works alongside the Disney company, but i dunno. I still love animation but can’t draw :V I have no idea who to tag in this, ngl :D if you wanna do it, feel free to say that I tagged you in it and I’ll delete this and throw your url up here~

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Omg for the gf ask game thing. Pls do them all!

1: what color is her hair?

Brownish-blondish!!

2: what color are her eyes?

Blue

3: how old is she?

17

4: how did you meet?

We had the same class in night school but only started talking after it ended lol

5: is she ticklish?

I’m not sure >:)

6: what’s her favorite song / band?

I’m not sure about favorites but I do know that she likes The Cure and a lot of 70s/80s kind of music

7: what’s her favorite movie?

Idk if it’s her fav but I know she likes Spirited Away and other Studio Ghibli movies

8: what’s her favorite book?

,,,,,,I know it doesn’t really count as a book but I know she likes the Hellboy series

9: what’s her favorite tv show?

She likes all kinds of cartoons like Rick and Morty, Ed Edd and Eddy, Futurama and cool stuff like that!!

10: who is her celebrity crush?

Probs Leela bc she’s butch af

11: does she have any pets? Are there any pets she wants?

She has lots of cats and she says that she wants a frog lol

12: what’s a song that reminds you of her?

Any Cure (is it ‘Cure’ or ‘The Cure?’ idk) song bc she introduced me to them lol

13: does she play any sports?

Not really??

14: what are your favorite things about her (physically) ?

She has a really cute smile and button nose and her expressions are cool if that makes any sense

15: what are your favorite things about her (personality wise) ?

She talks a lot about what she’s passionate about and she’s just really really interesting 

16: how does she dress?

Pretty butch ngl fam

17: what was your first date (ideal first date if she’s just a crush)

We walked to Dunkin Donuts and then just walked around town until it down poured. Then we walked the railroad tracks and sat on a bench and talked even longer lol. We were out so long that I didn’t even realize my mom was trying to call/message me and she was about to call the cops to go looking for us, so an A+ first date.

18: what’s a tiny detail about her that she doesn’t realize you’ve noticed?

Idk how to explain it but I like how she stares off into space?? It’s kinda cute.

19: what are her talents?

She can draw and she makes really cool gifs and she knows so much about cartoons and animation it’s crazy

20: write a tiny poem about her

Roses r red

Violets r blue

I’m sorry I act like Boo Boo the Fool

21: Does she have a tumblr?

Hell yeah it’s @dodrio fam

22: what type of things make her laugh?

Memes, ig. But, like, only the dumb ones, ya feel me?

23: what’s her star sign? Are you compatible according to astrology?

Virgo. I just googled it and it says that we’re the least compatible oml

24: what’s some place she’s always wanted to travel?

She said something about how she’d like to move to Ireland someday and have an art studio in the middle of nowhere sounds p coolio

25: what’s something she’s super interested in?

Cartoons, especially 90s and adult cartoons like Ed Edd and Eddy and Rick and Morty

26: when did you realize you loved her?

The more I saw her in class, the more I was like, “dam,,,,I like hurr,,,”

27: what’s her favorite food?

I guess I’ll have to find that out :000

28: what’s a food she hates?

That’s something I’ll have to find out too :00000

29: what’s her hogwarts house?

Not sure!!! But I hypothesize Ravenclaw! 

30: is she more Earth, water, air, or fire?

I think she’s more of an Earth bender (if that’s what we’re definitely talkin about)

31: what’s something that makes her angry?

People that ship Rick and Morty tbh bc y’all that do that are fuckin nasty

32: is she taller or shorter than you?

I think she’s the shorter one???

34: what’s her name

Tee!!

35: what’s her aesthetic?

If you can imagine leather jackets and old school Nickelodeon cartoons that’s her

36: what’s the first present you bought her/ plan on buying for her

I’m not sure???? I’ve bought her coffee but that’s not really a present lol

37: is she an early bird or a night owl?

I mean she’s more of an early bird than me lol

38: what about her do you brag the most about?

That’s she’s so fuckin cool like omg

39: is there any accessories she always wears/ brings with her?

She wears a leather jacket sometimes and it’s p butch

40: is she a vegetarian?

I don’t think so

41: what’s her favorite subject in school?

Not sure!!

42: what highschool cliche does she fit best (think that scene in mean girls) ?

Definitely the art freaks table lol

43: how long have you been dating/ crushing

Crushing since whenever I started English class and dating since 5/31

44: describe her laugh

Just so ???? great??????? idk how to describe man

45: does she wear makeup?

Nah she doesn’t really like to

46: what’s her favorite art medium?

She likes to paint!!

47: does she play any instruments?

I don’t think so

48: what animal does she identify most with?

??? I’ll have to find that out

49: does she like camping (or the outdoors in general)

She’s told me camping stories but if she likes it?? I’m not sure bruh

50: post her picture if you have her permission

(yes that is an irl pic of her I’m the one who took it)