#Nezha: WHERES MY STRAWBERRY EARINGS?!
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More Lionsword Headcanon’s!
Jing hates anything flavored in strawberry!
Strawberry candy, strawberries the food, strawberry medicine. All of it! And not just in a “oh this tastes bad” way. It’s more of a “If I see this in my house it’s on SITE”
Nezha, by contrast, LOVES anything Strawberry (minus the medicine). Especially the pastries! He even has hoodies with strawberry themes! However, he HATES anything in BlackBerry. Can’t even stand the smell!
Jing LOVES blackberry. He has shampoo scented with it, chews blackberry gum, eats blackberry ice cream, ect.
These two go to absolute WAR over this!
Jing’s blackberry chapstick is replaced with strawberry.
Nezha’s Stawberry yogart is replaced with blackberry.
Jing buys a blackberry house freshener.
Nezha buys strawberry scented incent.
It’s hell on earth and neither of here two idiots are stopping anytime soon.
Poor azure is stick in the middle of this. XD
(Which one are you?)
#lego monkie kid#lmk li jing#lmk aus#lmk au#lionsword#lmk nezha#lmk azure lion#lego monkie kid au#lmk#lmk headcanon#lego monkie kid headcanon#headcannons#headcanon#Nezha: WHERES MY STRAWBERRY EARINGS?!#Jing: I’LL TELL YOU WHEN UOU RETURN MY BLACKBERRY SOCKS!#azure: dear Buddha#Team Strawberry#Team BlackBerry#the berry war
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Okay, fine, I'm not going to overthink it. Here's my intro chapter for this fic that I have way too many ideas for... it's disgustingly fluffy and probably OOC but here it is. Rinezha Christmas AU!
Gauzy winter sunlight filtered in from the windows’ half-closed blinds, dappling the sheets with a patchwork of light and shadow. It was cold outside, but delightfully warm under the blankets. Rin twisted under them lazily before realizing that the other side of the bed was incongruously empty. She sat up, rubbing sleep out of her eyes and frowning. She was a notoriously light sleeper, so Nezha would have had to be whisper-quiet as he got up to do gods knew what. Rin was just about to get up (ugh) to find out where he’d gone when the door swung open, revealing Nezha and a breakfast tray.
Her eyebrows flew to her hairline. He grinned awkwardly before collapsing into the bed next to her, placing the tray on her lap without spilling the tall glass of orange juice, (annoyingly) ever the epitome of grace.
She studied the tray for a moment. It contained a plate stacked with buttered toast, another smaller plate of scrambled eggs, sliced strawberries, and orange juice. On the side of the tray, all lined up, were daffodils from their little garden, the only flowers they had that survived winter. Rin picked one up and twirled it between her fingers before turning to tuck it behind his ear.
"So," she began, allowing a small smile to play on her mouth. "What's your angle, Yin Nezha?"
"Who said there was an angle?" he asked. "Maybe I just wanted to get my girlfriend breakfast."
"Bullshit," laughed Rin. "You've never done it before. So what gives?"
He motioned for her to eat, and she acquiesced with a roll of her eyes, scooping scrambled egg onto a slice of toast before biting into it. It was good. Too salty, but good nevertheless.
"I wanted to ask you something," he said as she chewed. He fidgeted at the hem of his shirt. "About Christmas this year."
She had been half-waiting for him to ask about that - the 24th was only a couple of weeks away. "Mmm?"
"I think we should invite our families over."
Rin's sharp intake of breath nearly made her choke. She looked around urgently for a napkin before Nezha handed her a tissue from their bedside table, alarmed. She pressed it to her mouth and swallowed her food hurriedly. When she was sure she wasn't going to asphyxiate, she turned on Nezha.
"You're joking, right?"
"No!" he protested. "I think it's a good idea because-"
"I think it's a bad idea because my family is an absolute disaster and-"
"Hear me out," said Nezha, taking her hand in his. "Please?"
Rin huffed and slumped back onto the headboard. "Fine," she said, after a pause. "What?"
"I think it's a good idea because we've been together for more than a year, we've been living together for a couple of months now, and I think our families should get to know each other. Muzha and Mingzha have been dying to meet you."
"And Jinzha?" asked Rin, to hopefully go off on a tangent and forget about this conversation.
Nezha snorted. "Jinzha doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself. I think he lost all interest in our relationship when he found out you were from Tikany. Which is a crying shame, obviously."
Despite herself, Rin felt a smile tug at the corners of her mouth.
"What about you?" prodded Nezha. "Your family?"
Rin sighed. "My mother has been asking to meet you."
"This'll be the perfect opportunity."
"My cousin Altan would have to come too," said Rin. "He always spends Christmas with my parents. And he'd probably bring his boyfriend. With your parents, my parents, your siblings, my brother, That's-" Rin added up the numbers in her head. "Ten people, not counting you and me." Too many.
"The more the merrier."
Rin exhaled, fidgeting with another daffodil from the tray. "I don't know, Nezha."
"Look, I've finished grading all my papers, and you don't have a tournament to train for for ages," pointed out Nezha. "We have time to spend sending out invites, decorating the house, getting a tree… what better time to have a Christmas party than now?"
Rin mulled over his words. Gods, she hated it when he got all logical. She wanted to avoid all the madness that inevitably followed whenever her family was involved, but she could only put them off for so long. Her mother had called only a couple of days ago, asking pointed questions about her holiday plans. "Fine," she conceded. "Yes. Let's do it."
Nezha kissed her cheek, delighted. "It's going to be great," he promised.
"No it's not," retorted Rin. "They're going to start a war. But you know all about that, so we're sorted, yes?"
"Right."
"Then it's settled." Rin dropped her head onto his shoulder. "We're having a Yin-Fang Christmas party."
I have a rinezha fanfic idea:
Any writer who wants to do it it’s welcome to it, just tag me or send it to me so I can read it pls :,)
It’s a modern AU. Rin and Nezha are having their first holy day season living together so they want to celebrate in their home and they invite Rin’s family and their friends (Hanelai, Jiang, Altan, Kitay, Venka, The Cike, whoever else y’all want) and it’s just fluffy, funny moments and family drama.
Some situations that I would love to read:
Rinezha cooking and Nezha being a disaster cook (maybe not, who knows, it’s a au);
Hanelai is not so sure about Nezha, because some situation in the past with his family or something and he wants to have a good impression;
Jiang Shenanigans
Nezha and Altan not standing each other
Maybe Nezha and Rin just had an argument and now have to deal with guests and dinner
Rin being obsessed with the night going perfect to impress her mom or something (bonus point if she wears a dress and gives Nezha a short circuit)
Funny gifts exchange
Someone gets drunk and embarrasses Rin and Nezha
Heart-to-heart talks between Hanelai/Jiang and Rin
Idk, I just need fluff to cope with this series because the brainrot is only getting worse
MAYBE, Nezha is planing on proposing and someone at the party finds the ring
I��ll add more later, feel free to add too
#rinezha#fang runin#yin nezha#tpw#the poppy war#fanfic#i have more chapters written but they don't really lead anywhere?#this was so much fun to think about and to write#i just want my poppy war babies to be happy
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It continues!
Mk and Azure are forced to pick their Partners sides, weather or not they actually like said flavor. (They don’t care) Mk is completely chill with this, Azure is just like “let me out of this madness”.
It escalates slowly. First being confined to the house with everyday things. A strawberry blanket here. A blackberry carpet there. Strawberry shaped magnets. Blackberry shaped erasers. Strawberry puree in the fridge. Blackberry pop tarts in the cabinets.
Then Nezha brings home a strawberry themed lamp. Jing responds by buying blackberry themed lava lamps. Nezha buys strawberry hair ties. Jing buys blackberry hair clips. Nezha buys a cute strawberry plushie. Jing knits a blackberry patterned sweater. It keeps going on, and on, and on, until-
Muzha and Jinzha come over one day, and find the whole house decorated, top to bottom, in Strawberry and Blavkberry theme. Curtains, rugs, couch pillows, candles, lamps, stickers, blinds, two separate welcome mats, and there in the middle, were Iing and Nezha, both wearing at least some form of fruit-related getup.
They slowly back away, and decide to come back another day. But it doesn’t end there.
Because slowly, the feud bleeds into their outside lives. Nezha wears strawberry perfume! Jing has blackberry scratch and sniff stickers that he puts on everything. Nezha gives strawberry themed gifts. Jing serves food on blackberry themed dishware. And The worst part?
The war has just begun.
(Team Strawberry VS Team BlackBerry!)
More Lionsword Headcanon’s!
Jing hates anything flavored in strawberry!
Strawberry candy, strawberries the food, strawberry medicine. All of it! And not just in a “oh this tastes bad” way. It’s more of a “If I see this in my house it’s on SITE”
Nezha, by contrast, LOVES anything Strawberry (minus the medicine). Especially the pastries! He even has hoodies with strawberry themes! However, he HATES anything in BlackBerry. Can’t even stand the smell!
Jing LOVES blackberry. He has shampoo scented with it, chews blackberry gum, eats blackberry ice cream, ect.
These two go to absolute WAR over this!
Jing’s blackberry chapstick is replaced with strawberry.
Nezha’s Stawberry yogart is replaced with blackberry.
Jing buys a blackberry house freshener.
Nezha buys strawberry scented incent.
It’s hell on earth and neither of here two idiots are stopping anytime soon.
Poor azure is stick in the middle of this. XD
(Which one are you?)
#nezha: wheres my strawberry earings?!#jing: i’ll tell you when uou return my blackberry socks!#azure: dear buddha#team strawberry#team blackberry#lego monkie kid au#asks open#lego monkie kid headcanon#Lego Monkie kid#lmk#lmk au#lmk aus#lmk headcanon#headcannons#headcanon#lol poor azure#the berry war
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