#New norm

[maxdentist]

I love old men yaoi

[enzohotline]

Mfs when a conservative cartoon is released

[captainfreelance1]

The Simpsons S10 E13 Homer to the Max

All in The Family 1999 walked so that The New Norm could stumble.

[rococookie]

I HATE THE NEW NORM🩷🩷🩷💕💕💕

[legstheoctomobster]

“Not now, sweaty. Parent’s cyberbullying”

This is a gift for @chazblogging!! Hope you enjoy this^^

[kyspleaseimbegging]

New norm pride profile pics😈😈😈

[patchymoon]

yeah so i mightve done a redesign of chaz from the new norm uh. love them tbh

[ramunethejoe]

I REALLY love the New Norm 😍😍🥰/sarc

Decided to draw some fanart, might finish!

[cherrytea556]

WTF IS GOING ON?!

[newts-frogs-toads]

Guys I need you guys to take a look at The New Norm wiki cuz its hilarious

[toeconnoisseursposts]

I swear if this week gets worse I'm gonna make a yandere chaz x reader fic

[maxdentist]

Isn't it love? 😍

[blueberiipie-art]

I just drew him pregnant anyone wanna see?

[boba21521]

just had an insane thought

I'm sorry

[sparklingyourcharacters]

Norm from New norm

Norma Lize Wuk Alloto: Normalize Woke Janitor Bear with binder or smth

[thatshittywriter2862]

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"Can you break my legs tonight?"

Norm x Charlie

By me!! (This is not serious :3)

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Tags:

Kissing, fluff, implied dream sex, Norm is gay and a homophobe, homophobia, gay denial, angst, doomed old man Yaoi, Chaz is Chaz.

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Norm outstretched his arm to reach for a can of beer and glanced at the label, and a sigh escaped his mouth. The beer can was rainbow colored and had the phrase 'GAY BEER' planted on it. Even inside his own home he couldn't catch a break. He stared at the can for a few seconds, and pushed the tab to open the beer. After a few sips he gagged. The beer wasn't bitter like usual, it was sweet?

He spat onto his carpet and turned his head towards the staircase. "Janice! " His wife audibly groaned from upstairs and quickly walked down to the first floor. She walked beside the couch and looked at him with an irritated expression. "What do you want Norm?.." He looked her up and down, his expression blank. "Can you head to the store and grab me a pack of beer? And go to the old one on the corner, the new one only has this gay bullshit." Janice sighed but nodded her head. She looked down at his ankle, specifically the device clinging to it, and then she looked back at him. "..Once you get that thing off you, you're making your own beer runs." Norm rolled his eyes and looked at the TV without a word said to her.

Janice walked away from the couch and grabbed her keys, then walked out the front door, slightly slamming it. After the door was closed Norm looked at the front door. For some strange reason, he didn't feel bad for making his wife make his beer runs. He hadn't always been the most sympathetic person, but why didn't he feel..

He stopped himself, he was looking too deep into it, it was just a few beer runs. And by a few, it was actually eleven...In four days. He lifted himself off the couch and laid down gently, staring at the TV. He didn't know what was really playing, but he knew it was a random sports game he and Charlie had watched a few days ago. He didn't care about who was playing, or who won or lost, all he liked was that him and Charlie watched it together. At least if he was on house arrest he could be with his friend or boss in some way.

After a few minutes his eyelids began to droop slightly, the alcohol was starting to make him tired. As much as he tried fighting his sleep, he eventually fell asleep, two minutes later.

He awoke inside of his bed, right next to Charlie, with Janice nowhere in sight. Charlie was drinking a beer (of course the old school kind) while staring out the window. His shirt was wrinkled and laying on the floor, along with the rest of his clothes, and Norm's. Norm's eyes darted around the bedroom in panic. He quickly covered his naked body with the blanket and scooted away from Charlie. What the hell was happening?!

Charlie turned towards him with a confused expression and placed a hand onto his. "Norm, are you alright?.." He said softly. For some reason, Norm was settled by his voice, his firm yet soft voice. He felt warmth build up in him the longer Charlie's hand was on his, but he quickly swiped it away, after all, he wasn't gay. "Why the hell are you naked Charlie?! " Charlie frowned slightly and moved his hand from his, then moved it up to his shoulder. "What do you think?" Norm stared at him for a few seconds, waiting for him to say he was just joking or messing with him like usual, yet no response came. His eyes widened, and his throat became tight. "I-I no, I'm not gay Charlie I didn't do that..." Charlie frowned even more and pulled him onto his body, looking into his eyes with a comforting expression. "Calm yourself down Norm, it's fine-" Norm quickly cut him off " No it's not! " He paused. "I didn't, I would never.." He looked up at him with a shameful expression. "I'm not gay Charlie."

Norm could feel Charlie's hands lowering from his shoulders and going below the blanket, caressing his lower back. Before he could respond, he was pulled into Charlie's lips and held by his waist. After thirty seconds, Charlie let go of the kiss, looking Norm in the eyes with the same firm emotion as always. "Norm, it's okay, I won't tell Janice or anyone else." Norm wanted to protest, but he couldn't.

The kiss felt strange, it was never how it was with Janice, it had more than it ever did with Janice. He sighed softly and nodded his head. "Alright.. Just don't tell anyone else, please. " Charlie nodded his head and pulled Norm in again, leaning so close he could feel Norm's breath intertwine with his. " I won't, she'll never know... " Norm's heart rate increased the closer Charlie got, as he got closer and closer, Norm couldn't help but lean in back.

Just as their lips brushed against each other, he woke up.

His head pounded the second he woke up, he grabbed his phone to see what time it was. '9:00pm'. He must've slept for at least two hours... But that was not the fact he cared about, his mind was still filled with thoughts about the dream he just had, with Charlie.

He tried shaking off the dream immediately, it was just something weird his mind cooked up because of the alcohol, nothing to be worried about. Besides, he wasn't gay, he was attracted to Janice, how could he be attracted to Charlie if he was attracted to Janice? He chuckled softly to himself. Afterward he looked around him, and spotted a six pack of beer. He opened the pack and grabbed a beer from the case. He breathed a sigh of relief. "Good ol'e American brand beer..." He muttered to himself. He took a huge gulp before looking at the other cans. He wasn't in the mood to drink anymore, not after what the alcohol did to his dreams.

He grabbed the case of beer and walked towards the kitchen, opening the fridge, then shoving the beer next to Chaz's specifically labeled 'gluten free dairy free non GMO cruelty free organic raw locally sourced soy free wheat free vegan sugar free' container of mush. He groaned at even seeing it, why did Chaz even have to stay there?... He quickly shoved the fridge door shut and leaned on the counter. Though the beer he drank wasn't woke, it was bitter...That was one of the only perks of the woke 'beer', it tasted better than the normal ones. That didn't deter him though, just meant he had to drink it faster.

He downed the entire can in a few gulps, then tossed it into the garbage. Soon afterwards, he looked upstairs. Janice was probably lonely in bed right now.

He walked up the stairs while he could (without stumbling), and slowly opened the bedroom door. Inside was an awake, but bored Janice, who seemed to be staring at the TV. Norm didn't pay attention to what it was saying, probably something woke...

He laid down next to Janice, and put his arms behind his head. Once she noticed him, she smiled softly. "Finally got tired of the couch?" She said playfully. Norm scoffed, but he didn't have much of a rebuttal. "I guess.." As he heard the show begin to mention gay people, he groaned. "Can you turn that woke bullshit off? It's getting on my damn nerves, and you know my blood pressure can get high..." Janice sighed and quickly turned off the TV, even if unwilling. "Norm.." She paused. "I don't understand why you hate those people so much.. You're living with one now for Christ sake..." Norm scoffed and flipped his body so she could face his back. "They're degenerates, brainwashing children... Disgusting..." Janice rolled her eyes, but scooted closer to him.

She placed a gentle hand onto his shoulder,

"Norm..."

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(End of chapter 1)

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