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The Simpsons S10 E13 Homer to the Max
All in The Family 1999 walked so that The New Norm could stumble.
#The New Norm#Archie Bunker#Homer to The Max#Creative Crossover Cameos#Don't Tell The Lawyers#The Simpsons Season 10#All in The Family#February 1999#1999#The Simpsons#Matt Groening#John Swartzwelder#Pete Michels#Dan Castellaneta#Carroll O'Connor#Simpsons Did It#New Norm
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I’m in a Simpsons/Trek themed mashup group and there’s not a lot of use for these things outside of that, so I’m going to share them here too in individual posts. 4 of 4
#star trek#star trek the original series#the ultimate computer#star trek tos#ST TOS#spock#kirk#daystrom#m-5#simpsons#lenny leonard#homer to the max#max power#vulcan neck pinch
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YOU can choose what I draw for the Frinktober Day 10 Free Space!
#frinktober#thesimpsons#vote#poll#lisa's rival#the homer of seville#homer to the max#thecittiverse#cittiverse#fan vote
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I love Homer the same way Henry Winter loves Homer
In other words, I am on my knees
#max talks#dark academia#henry winter#homer#got tangled in my dogs leash while typing this#the secret history#tsh
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🌈June Books🌈
I used 🌈 before the title to indicate LGBTQ+ featured characters within the book. I rated each book from ⭐️ - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️. The books are listed in the order that I completed them.
🌈 “Breasts and Eggs” by Mieko Kawakami ⭐️⭐️⭐️
🌈 “The Society for Soulless Girls” by Laura Steven ⭐️
🌈 “Sunbringer” by Hannah Kaner ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“The Princess Bride” by William Goldman ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
🌈 “The Invocations” by Krystal Sutherland ⭐️⭐️⭐️
“The Dragon Republic” by R.F. Kuang ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
🌈 “The Song of Achilles” by Madeline Miller ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“The Iliad” by Homer; translation by Emily Wilson ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
🌈 “This is How You Lose the Time War” by Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone ⭐️⭐️⭐️
🌈 “Siren Queen” by Nghi Vo ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
🌈 “Jade City” by Fonda Lee ⭐️⭐️⭐️
#reading#breasts and eggs#mieko kawakami#the society of soulless girls#laura steven#sunbringer#hannah kaner#the princess bride#william goldman#the invocations#krystal sutherland#the dragon republic#r.f. kuang#the song of achilles#madeline miller#the iliad#homer#emily wilson#this is how you lose the time war#amal el mohtar#max gladstone#nghi vo#siren queen#jade city#fonda lee#book recommendations#month in review#books#june#lgbtq
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Anyone Remember when Fat Tony and the others win at the end?
#the simpsons#homer simpson#Mayor quimby#fat tony#louie walters#max legman#springfield mafia#kiss of death#flander family
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Who should i create a design of...
Here is my list of characters i want to create a design.
1. Homer the cat
2. Max goof
3. Howard duck
4. Fritz the cat
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Favorite characters of 2022
For posterity, here are the characters I (re)discovered in 2022 that really stuck with me. I hope I can do this for several years and see if I can find a trend or if my tastes evolve with time. (This post's purpose is mostly to study myself, ngl)
Homer Jackson - Ripper Street
All the characters in Ripper Street are worthy of this list, but I relate to Jackson particularly. He's a scruffy, alcoholic, genius, messy jack of all trades, a brilliant doctor and a broken human being. And he's bisexual, of course.
I liked him from the first second, but I really fell in love with him when this 19th-century doctor said "Oh by the way, there was semen in these men's rectums, but I didn't think it was important." and "I know big stevedores who would make you feel like a princess, Sergeant."
His story in the show is a beautiful, funny and tragic one I won't forget soon.
Fetch Phillips - The Fetch Phillips Archives
I relate to Fetch so much it's concerning. Guilt is one of the five emotions I have on speed dial, so... But it's also fascinating to see him grow and painstakingly become a better man. I love what Luke Arnold is doing with this character and the series.
I don't need to say much about him here because the Writers of Sunder City discord server is where I discuss him the most, but yeah, he makes the list this year.
Max - Black Sails
She makes me think of Connor Walsh from HTGAWM because he looked out for himself and his loved one above everything else and wasn't above lying and manipulating people to achieve his ends. And the people I watched HTGAWM with disliked him just like they disliked Max when we watched Black Sails. But they forget that, among a group of murderers, Connor was the innocent one (I haven't watched S6 yet, don't spoil). He didn't kill Sam. He didn't crush a district attorney under his car. He didn't have a homosexual man deported back to Pakistan. He was just the mean guy of the group, was used to cover up these murders again and again, and nobody cared when it destroyed him slowly because he was "the mean guy". And I've seen plenty of people treat Max the same way.
She's the kindest, most compassionate character on this show. She values human life and all she wants is safety and happiness for herself and the ones she loves. She is one the best-written female characters I've ever encountered in any type of media.
Long John Silver - Black Sails
I don't have words. I know him intimately. He's a complete mystery to me. He's burned into my mind. I'm not the same after watching this show.
An interesting thing is that I like all John Silvers so far. Tim Curry in the Muppets movie, Treasure Planet John Silver, book John Silver. But to me he will always have Luke Arnold's face, voice and body language. It's a character I won't stop thinking about for a long while. I might write a thesis on the character and his different incarnations someday, just to entertain myself.
Steve McGarrett - Hawaii Five-0
Hear me out.
(Look at how fucking sad he looks in that uniform I love it)
I know this show is mediocre on average, I know it's copaganda and the ethics of it are dystopian. It's so far from my political views you'd think I'm joking.
But I still love it.
And while Danny used to be my favorite character, I now relate to Steve more. My whole life, I've wanted to be a soldier. Because of my relationship with my father, because of my transness, and for other bullshit reasons. I have now given up on this aspiration because of health issues (and other stuff), with great regret. So when I see in a show a man like Steve, who didn't necessarily enlist for the right reasons, who exists through his usefulness to his community - his found family - and who shares my issues with showing emotion/letting people in, feeling worthy on one's own, and being terrified of being alone, when I see that man grow, find love and learn to open up and live his own life... Well I just turn off my critical mind a little and enjoy the ride. And it's fine. I just love this character 🤷
Notes:
Out of these five, at least three are queer (all of them if you count headcanons)
80% of them are cis men. I don't think it's for lack of encountering and liking characters of other genders, it's just what I liked this year
Boy, this hasn't been a great year reading-wise, on the whole (with a few stellar exceptions)
#favorite characters 2022#ripper street#black sails#john silver#treasure island#long john silver#homer jackson#fetch phillips archives#hawaii five 0#h50#steve mcgarrett#max black sails
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i can’t decide if this is the single coolest girl in the world for making danger her middle name or the silliest for not seeing the raw power of “millipede danger” which is the greatest name i have ever heard
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Generative AI! It's the tech with the name you love to touch. BUT YOU MUSTN'T TOUCH!
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Books
Huge congrats to The Iliad. It's only taken 3,000 years. This list is brought to you by Tor Publishing Group, which you're probably familiar with, given what tops the list this year.
The Locked Tomb series +3 by Tamsyn Muir
The Percy Jackson & the Olympians series -1 by Rick Riordan
The Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling
The Six of Crows duology +3 by Leigh Bardugo
Dracula -3 by Bram Stoker
The Warrior Cats series -1 by Erin Hunter
A Song of Ice and Fire -1 by George R. R. Martin
The All for the Game series by Nora Sakavic
The Discworld series +7 by Terry Pratchett
A Court of Thorns and Roses series +3 by Sarah J. Maas
The Silmarillion -1 by J. R. R. Tolkien
Pride And Prejudice -3 by Jane Austen
Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
The Raven Cycle series +3 by Maggie Stiefvater
The Sun and the Star by Rick Riordan & Mark Oshiro
The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice
Wings Of Fire +9 by Tui T. Sutherland
The Secret History -7 by Donna Tartt
The Trials of Apollo series -4 by Rick Riordan
The Iliad +10 by Homer
The Odyssey +24 by Homer
The Folk in the Air series -8 by Holly Black
The Animorphs series +5 by K. A. Applegate
The Stormlight Archive +8 by Brandon Sanderson
Diary of a Wimpy Kid by Jeff Kinney
Moby Dick +24 by Herman Melville
1984 +6 by George Orwell
Fables by Bill Willingham
The Diaries of Franz Kafka by Franz Kafka
The Song of Achilles -10 by Madeline Miller
The Last Hours series by Cassandra Clare
The Simon Snow series -10 by Rainbow Rowell
The Throne of Glass series +13 by Sarah J. Maas
Nimona by ND Stevenson
Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard +6 by Rick Riordan
The Bell Jar -15 by Sylvia Plath
The Dreamer trilogy +6 by Maggie Stiefvater
The Shadowhunter Chronicles -15 by Cassandra Clare
The Mistborn series by Brandon Sanderson
This Is How You Lose the Time War by Amal El-Mohtar & Max Gladstone
Captive Prince -1 by C. S. Pacat
The Twilight Saga -7 by Stephanie Meyer
The Sandman by Neil Gaiman
The Deltora Quest series by Jennifer Rowe
Romeo and Juliet -8 by William Shakespeare
The Far Side by Gary Larson
Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde +2 by Robert Lewis Stevenson
Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson
The Picture of Dorian Gray -31 by Oscar Wilde
Good Omens by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman
The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last year.
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Driver's Ranked by Year
Ok, this is going to be a long one because I don't want to spam, so everybody buckle up
Disclaimer: This is not my personal ranking of the ships, this is purely based on how I view the historical event that takes place in the year that the numbers make up. I will happily further explain any of the events, my analysis of the events with the ship, and why I ranked them that way if anybody is interested. I tried to get a variety, but I am better with western history so there is more of skew towards western history. I have used both CE and BCE years to create more variety. As with everything with RPF, I do not believe any of these drivers are together and this is all in good fun, if you don't want to view it as ships view them as teammates! All images are pulled from google.
okie dokie here we go, Hope you enjoy!!
*means that it is in the area of that time period and do not have exact date or may occur over multiple years
1. Maxiel - 31 BCE
Jesus was crucified in 31 BCE
2. Simi - 75 BCE
Julius Caesar was kidnapped by pirates and demanded a higher ransom in order to be saved
3. Lestappen - 1633 CE
Galileo was convicted of Heresy for saying the earth goes around the sun
4. Brocedes - 644 CE
Zenkoji temple is built by Empress Kogyoku
5. Zhou + Mick - *4724 BCE
Earliest form of photo-writing in history
6. Yukierre - ~2210 BCE
Hale Bopp comet is seen and won't be seen again until 1997 CE, about 4,000 years later
7. Landoscar - ~814 BCE
Homer was born
8. Fernando + Esteban - 1431 CE
Joan of Arc is burned at the stake
9. Zhou + Valtteri - ~7724 BCE
Tollmann's hypothetical bolide which led to global cataclysm, i.e. the great flood
10. Loscar - ~812 BCE
Olmecs began to build their pyramids, earliest pyramids from mesoamerica
11. Lewis + Charles - 1644 CE
one of eight years to contain each roman numeral once- MDCLXIV
12. Oscar + Zhou - ~2481 BCE
Construction of Stonehenge
13. Esteban + Pierre - ~3110 BCE
Narmer reigns and unifies Egypt for the first time
14. Carlos + Max - 551 BCE
Confucius was born
15. Sewis - 544 BCE
Sun Tzu, author of The Art of War, was born
16. Esteban + Lance - 1831 CE
Victor Hugo publishes the Hunchback of Notre Dame in Paris
17. George + Lewis - ~6344 BCE
Great Britain and Ireland separated from the main land and became Islands
18. Oscar + Max - 181 CE
Lake Taupo Volcano erupts in New Zealand and is seen in both China and Rome
19. Max + Lewis - 441 BCE
Sophocles writes Antigone, one of the first greek tragedies
20. Lewis + Valtteri - ~7744 BCE
Agriculture starts to develop in the Americas
21. Fernando + Lance - 1814 CE
The Great Stock exchange fraud is exposed in London
22. Logan + Alex - 232 BCE
Gaius Flaminius distributes land to Plebians after the Punic Wars in the North
23. Lando + Daniel - 43 CE
Roman conquest of Britain
24. Lando + Max - 41 BCE
Mark Antony meets Cleopatra VII
25. Charles + Pierre - 1610 CE
Tragedy of Macbeth's first performance
26. Nico + Kevin - ~2027 BCE
The Epic of Gilgamesh is written
27. Galex - ~2363 BCE
Hekla 4 eruption with a VEI 5, explosive eruptions, but nobody was hurt
28. Charles + Lando - 164 BCE
Halley's Comet makes its appearance, occurs once every 75 years
29. Checo + Max - 111 BCE
Spartacus was born
30. George + Lando - 634 CE
The Siege of Damascus
31. Carlando - 455 CE
King Generic sacks Rome
32. Charles + Carlos - 1655 CE
Saturn's largest moon, Titan, is discovered
33. Charles + Sebastian - 165 CE
Antonine plague decimated the Roman Empire and China
#f1#formula 1#charles leclerc#max verstappen#lestappen#lando norris#oscar piastri#landoscar#maxiel#daniel ricciardo#kimi raikkonen#sebastian vettel#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#brocedes#zhou guanyu#mick schumacher#yuki tsunoda#pierre gasly#yukierre#fernando alonso#esteban ocon#valtteri bottas#loscar#carlos sainz#sewis#lance stroll#george russell#alex albon#logan sargeant
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Idk about this idea but I’ve been thinking about like- reader who’s similar quicksilver from the X-men. Like super fast, fast metabolism, ADHD to the max. Basically just the dwarves dealing with reader constant yapping and need for sweets.
Hi! Thank you for the request!
Okay, so you get a two-in-one, lol! I went a little crazy with this one and interpreted it into two scenarios.
The company reacting to the reader's ADHD craziness
How the company would react to the reader having superpowers
I also wrote a scenario yesterday about the company finding out the reader has ADHD. That felt like a prequel to this ask...it will be linked below
Thank you for such a fun idea. I hope it's okay I wrote it like this and not one scenario!💖🎉
The company reacting to reader's ADHD craziness
Balin: Just watches from afar and laughs at your shenanigans. Loves the energy you give the group, always keeping them on their toes!
Dwalin: Loves you, but every so often he needs quiet lol
Óin: Oin would send you on wild errands! He found out the hard way that boring adventures get you distracted…so the crazier, the better.
“Y/N, I asked for rosemary, and you literally came back with a bag of potatoes and a bloody nose. What did you do????”
Glóin: He just lets you do your thing. "Y/N will run out of steam at some point." Tired dad vibes…
Bifur: Bifur would gift you fidget toys! I bet he would take the time to make them for you too! How sweet 🥺
Bofur: Jam sessions/singing constantly! Due to your ADHD, you guys would switch up the genre quite a bit. It would be a total production, too!
Bombur: Would be down to go on crazy little side quests with you! You usually take him on the quests Oin gives you. Y'all would be like Merry and Pippin in LOTR
Ori: He would try to get you interested in hobbies to help keep you focused…like knitting. It doesn’t work, but you’ll still sit with him while he knits because he can keep up with your conversations and constant changing of topics.
Side note: I could not find a GIF of this exact topic...so imagine the reader is Homer and Ori is Marge trying to keep up with the conversation. Bart and Lisa are the rest of the company, lol 😂😂
Dori: Dori would be a helicopter mom! He would be scared you would get hurt, and worried other people in the company would influence your recklessness. You would basically be absorbed into their little family, lol!
Nori: Nori would team up with you to do some wild shit. He is the bad influence Dori is scared about
Thorin: Tired. Realized at this point that half the company has ADHD. Y'all ain't getting to Erebor any time soon.
Fíli: I think he would enjoy the late-night chat session! He would make sure to sleep next to you during the adventure because at least twice a night, you would wake him up and ask him random questions.
Kíli: He has ADHD, too. So, the fact that both of you have it makes me feel like Kili would see that as a deep connection—like soulmate material! I wouldn't put it past him to propose…
Bilbo: Would make you a cute little journal to write down your to-do's!
Gandalf: Gandalf would be a provoker like Nori. Imagine everyone is calming down for the night, you are all tired out, and then out of nowhere, you hear him whisper, “Psst Y/N ask Kili why he can’t grow a beard.” or “psst Y/N I heard Thorin wanted to hear about your super specific hyper fixation that takes hours to explain…(like one piece lol with all its episodes 😭).”
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How the company reacts to reader having superpowers
Balin: He can’t keep up. You are too fast, and it hurts his brain. He does appreciate the hard work you put in when there is an orc ambush.
Dwalin: He loves it! He thinks you are a strong, courageous badass. He is happy you are on their side. Will cheer you on in battle!
Óin: Tries to figure out how you do it … isn't convinced fully. Is it magic? Are you eating something?
Glóin: He blames the food or candy you were eating. He does not believe you have powers… that's all nonsense.
Bifur: Couldn't care! Like Dwalin, he is just thankful you are on their side.
Bofur: Comes up with nicknames/superhero names for you - a true fanboy, lol!
Bombur and Ori: Would think it’s magic!
Dori: Would make sure you got enough rest.
Nori: Tries to convince you to use your skills for evil, like stealing or cheating at games...maybe not evil but definitely his gain lol
Thorin: He's super excited! He wants to use your skills to help reclaim Erebor and constantly asks you to do recon.
Fíli: He's excited like his uncle, but he would want to train with you so he can keep up, lol.
Kíli: Kili would want to compete! “Come on, y/n, let's see who's faster! I know I’ll beat you.” Maybe he is a little jealous that his uncle likes you and trusts you to do recon and other cool stuff.
Bilbo: He would think you also had a “special” ring and get paranoid. He would also ask you a lot of questions to see if you know about his ring.
Gandalf: Suspicious! He doesn't believe you are from this universe. It leaves more questions than answers.
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Link to the ADHD one I was talking about above:
#the hobbit#bilbo baggins#gandalf#thorins company#thorin oakenshield#fili and kili#fili durin#kili#nori#dori#ori#bombur#bofur#bifur#gloin#oin#balin#dwalin#superhero#adhd
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