#Nessy Bee

[bootleg-nessie]

Colony collapse disorder is a hoax. The bees are all dying because that fucker Burt keeps grinding them up to put in chapstick

[annie-banshee]

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[toomanyplanets]

1, 4, 46 :)

1. who is/are your comfort character(s)?

As far as characters I just like seeing around me, I'd have to say Kirby and Link. But if it was overall throughout my life, for sure Snoopy

4. which cryptid being do you believe in?

I feel like Nessie is real, like water is always a little scary and unknown and some form of Nessie is actually lurking around.

46. favorite holiday film?

All the Rankin & Bass stop motion ones, but probably The Year Without Santa Claus the most.

weirder asks

[bee-likes-pins]

(credit: poroful)

[splatoon3-countdown]

THE RESULTS ARE IN LETS GO TEAM ALIENS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[skylarsblue]

✦C.o.D Call Sign Inspo✦

(I've been having a bad writer's block, but, I do have some mini ideas that I can't flesh out. But, I know some people struggle with names/concepts for Y/N's/Characters. So! I'm giving them out for free in hopes it'll inspire something in someone so they don't go to waste!)

✧Somno; Gender Neutral. A y/n that's main trait is being a hyper insomniac. To the point they always seem tired, constantly consuming caffine, etc. But even if they're falling asleep where they're standing, they have incredibly fast reflexes. Could lead to some funny scenarios of finding them asleep in weird places, or, a cute concept (them only being able to sleep when they feel completely safe; ie: with one of the c.o.d characters)

✧Mama; Feminine. Pretty on the nose, but it could also be translated into a different language to match a country of origin. The concept is basically just...an aggressively maternal lieutenant/captain. Because I feel we don't have enough strong MILF's in this world, let alone in this fandom. This could also be used platonically because 141 specifically could use a mom type. Ghost & Gaz specifically.

✧Saint; Gender Neutral. Can be used for a character that's incredibly self sacrificing. Which would make for good fluff & good angst, plus, I think a lot of us can relate to feeling. Partially inspired by a random line I thought of - "If I die protecting you, that's far less frightening than you being gone when I could've protected you. Dying once for you is a peaceful passing, rather than dying every day you're not with me."

✧Salvadora/Salvador; Fem or Masc. Disclaimer; when I had this idea I imagined a woman. An alternative to the cartel story line in Las Almas. Y/N runs a civilian resistance against the cartel and has commandeered a village to keep citizens safe. It's basically a paradise in the crime ridden city. They've been providing sneaky support for Alejandro's men. (Honestly, this concept is pretty specific, and more detailed, and I might break it down more/write it on my own if possible)

✧Copycat/Mimic; Gender Neutral. A y/n that's incredibly skilled at mimicking voices. Whether in different accents or actual voices.

✧Mirage; Gender Neutral. Disclaimer; I imagined this also as a woman because I like powerful ladies. Similar to the one above but instead of just voices, they're just great at disguises in general & particularly sneaky. Like they "fade out of existence" if you look away at the wrong time.

✧Lynx; Gender Neutral. For a small, deceivingly cute looking character that's actually super deadly and quick. Do not trust the toe beans.

✧Nessie; Gender Neutral-Fem Lean. Pretty self explanatory. A character that's illusive and great in water. Bonus points for Scottish rep.

✧Sparks/Fuse; Gender Neutral. Just a fuckin' pyromaniac that can make their own bombs, super impressive and intricate ones. Thought of a scene where they're all in the heat of battle, low on ammo, and Y/N brings up randomly that they were a troublesome teen who almost had a criminal record. Price asks what the charge was and they just light something that doesn't look at all like a bomb, with a giant grin. "It was arson!!" And then they throw a fuckin' devastating bomb.

✧Iris; Gender Neutral. A character known for a very intense/intimidating stare. Inspired by those clips of people losing to Angelina Joline's femme fatal stare. Also, them being able to read a shocking amount about a person purely through eye contact.

✧Sage/Blister/Morphine/Plaster; Gender Neutral. All names for a potential medic!Y/N. (Plaster, for us Americans, is a word for bandaid in the UK. I know y'all prolly know that but just in case)

✧Bee; Gender Neutral. For a Y/N that's visibly smaller than those around them but packs a real hard punch. Also good if they're particularly good at physical combat. "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."

✧Sugarcube/Honey/Cupcake; Gender Neutral-Masc Lean. I think the idea of a big buff, visibly masculine, intimidating dude being named something like 'sugarcube' is super funny.

✧Lasso/Big Mac/Stallion; Masculine. Isn't it obvious? Big cowboy man who's aggressively American even if he's actually been a UK citizen for years.

✧Bessie/Cowgirl/Chick; Feminine. Once again, aggressively southern Y/N. But, for fem!y/ns.

✧Tex/Stars/Anthem; Gender Neutral. See above, but this time, neutral. Cause I'm about equality in this bitch.

✧Cobra/Mamba; Gender Neutral. For a y/n that specializes in poisons to kill enemies, as well as a character with any association with snakes. Could be interesting for Ghost to hear.

✧Doll/Dolly; Feminine. A more "spy type" for the classic femme fatal who gets intel through allure. If you've seen my two fic concept posts, this is the call sign I'd give to the Y/N in Price's concept.

✧Tech; Gender Neutral. Pretty basic, a character that's particularly tech-y. Good with computers and hacking.

✧Bunny/Hare; Gender Neutral. For a y/n that's small, but super fast & alert. Bonus if they got Hinata jumping powers.

✧Clover/Shamrock; Gender Neutral. Irish rep. Use this for a Y/N that is somehow the luckiest unlucky person ever. Constantly ending up in situations that are stressful/intense but making it out with barely a scratch. Can add some dissonance if they actually hate this call sign because it's not luck that gets them out of these situations, and instead is there skill.

[worlds-best-striker]

orewa striker da!

hi! my name's yoichi isagi, and i'm gonna be the world's best striker!!

i'm just a silly little guy who likes soccer! o(*￣︶￣*)o

feel free to send asks, i'd love to interact! though, if you wanna self-ship, please read the rules regarding it.

meet the others!

@gods-chosen-emperor hear that? fuck yourself, rat bastard.

oh, and your little dickrider, @alexis-nessie , too. fuckin' weirdos.

@underlash-owl , i guess i'm here to beat you, too. leaving me as no longer your rival like your brother left you 😹😹

my darling bestie @bachi-the-bee <3

ooc utc!

hey!! mod is @fishii28 and uses they/them pronouns. btw i am a minor so no nsfw asks!

i ask that you don't send nsfw asks to yoichi either, as he is also a minor.

i'm open to mostly any ships, even though i'm mainly a bachisagi shipper :) friendships are always open too!! self shipping is okay, too.

if you want a kinda slow-burn thing or idk some relationship dynamic between you and isagi, let me know so i can respond to your asks as so.

PLEASE DON'T TAKE ANY INSULTS I SAY AS YOICHI SERIOUSLY, I SWEAR I'M NOT A MEAN PERSON 😭😭😭

ooc messages will be in all blue. ooc messages in the tags of asks or posts will be in square brackets like this [ooc- ]

tw for swearing/curses and bullying (obviously a joke), among other things.

slight nsfw/suggestive asks are okay, but don't cross the line. both mod and yoichi are minors. i will block/delete you and your ask.

i don't mind if you bully yoichi, but keep it to a minimum if you wanna be mean to mod. post talking about okays and not okays

tags-

#💙⚽ yoichi's asks - askbox

#yoichi answers// - askbox when you're a regular

#💙⚽ yoichi reblogs - reblogs

#💙⚽ fishii not yoichi - ooc

#💙⚽ yoichi & bastard münchen - team interactions

#💙⚽ yoichi & co - friends/bllk members out of his team

#💙⚽ mod announcements - announcements from mod

#💙⚽ yoichi.txt - text posts (usually bullying kaiser)

#yoichi hating kaiser hours 💙💙 - as the tag suggests :)

thank you for reading! happy soccer! :D

[fishii28]

HAIII quick thing @the-rini-rush and i wanted to do.

how many of us bllk rp blog mods have discord? i'd like to make a server! :)

@ask-nagi-seishiro , @ask-mikage-reo , @underlash-owl, @underlashes-redhead , @freaky-pink-bug , @worlds-best-striker , @bachi-the-bee , @alexis-nessie , @gods-chosen-emperor , @oliver-aiku-official

@reapkusho TYSM I GOT THIS LIST FROM U MWAH MWAH

so poll.

[bootleg-nessie]

help how do I defend myself against a swarm of bees?

Just tell them no. They cannot legally sting you without your consent

[sweetest-honeybee]

Hey Bee I'm willing to trade my lake water

For your ocean water !!

ONLY if the lake water comes with Nessie >:0

[tallytals]

tagged by @nerdy-nessie hii!!!!

3 ships: im stick in the deepest satosugu (jjk) trenches but besides that, ZELINK!!!!!! zelink (loz) my absolute beloved. i need to replay botw. uhhh damn shadowpeach (lmk) for old times sake too

first ship: i’m not telling you monsters that

last song: two slow dancers by mitski bc i hate myself

last movie: today i came home and the bee movie was on. i caught the last like 30 minutes. i was so tired

currently reading: does the jjk manga count? i haven’t touched it for a while but it was the last book book i read

currently watching: JJK‼️ and beyblades metal fusion

currently consuming: a bowl of cereal

currently craving: PANCAKES,,,, or mango mochi. these are both things i could obtain but i’m not joking when i say that i’m in bed abt to pass out

tagging: anyone who wants to go ahead but uhh @taffyboyswag @yearninginboo pspspsp come here guys

[alittleplaytime]

Dream Jellycat Collection, Pt.5

still going hehe, i have lots of ones i want, they're all just too cute to not want!!

all found on the official jellycat website!!

marketed as: Alexis Anglerfish

marketed as: Alonso Alpaca

marketed as: Livi Leopard

marketed as: Sweetsicle Bunny

marketed as: Lila Ballerina Bunny

marketed as: Jollipop Cat

marketed as: Jinx Monster

marketed as: Forest Fauna Frog

marketed as: Floofie St Bernard

marketed as: Dara Giraffe

marketed as: Brynlee Bee

marketed as: Seraphina Pegasus

marketed as: Sacha Snow Tiger

marketed as: Penny Praying Mantis

marketed as: Obbie Octopus

marketed as: Nessie Nessa

marketed as: Jollipop Puppy

marketed as: Huddles Kangaroo

marketed as: Huddles Grey Elephant

marketed as: Davey Dilophosaurus

marketed as: Cruz Crested Newt

marketed as: Caractacus Chameleon

marketed as: Lottie Bunny Tartan

marketed as: Mitzi Reindeer

marketed as: Wanderlust Elly

marketed as: Stanley Stick Insect

marketed as: Pandora Pixie

marketed as: Ollivander The Orca

marketed as: Napping Nipper Westie

part six is here!

[robertphilip]

hi i’m giving you an assignment. you have to go to jellycat dot com and pick AT LEAST one stuffie that each philip would own. obviously pick more if more than one speak to you. but yes at least one for each beloved philip. and bonus points if you tell me How they received the babies.

ON IT BOSS 🫡

starting with Giselle, I need to say I went absolutely insane when I saw Timmy Turtle is by this company becaaaauuuuuse I made a Post about Him!!!!!! (x) SO, she would 1000% have him !!!! She'd also love Huddles Kangaroo, and Willow Squirrel BUT I must say, she would be quite upset they have no chipmunk options ☹️ oh, and she'd love this Bashful Bunny too.

For Robert, I think he'd keep it simple and just have Bartholomew Bear (bedtime version) WHICH reminds me, I wrote a fic (which I've since deleted) of Robert and Giselle going bowling, and she wins a prize in the arcade and said prize is a dark brown bear in a suit that she named Robby :') Maybe I'll rewrite that some day bc I liked the concept, but the way I wrote it was. Mmmmm. Not my favorite.

ANYWHO, Morgan. So, like Sofia, I headcanon Morgan had a scruffy little dog plush that Robert bought before she was born, and Cooper Doodle Dog is probably the closest to what I envisioned in my head, so I will give her that little guy. Floofie Sheepdog reminds me of the plush she has in the movie (which I think is meant to be Max from TLM? idk for sure) so I'll throw him in as well. And I'll give her Fuddlewuddle Lion bc she Loooooooved seeing the lions at the zoo.

For Sofia, she would absolutely Need both Brynlee Bee and Honeyhome Bee, and she would also absolutely adore Penny Praying Mantis, Spindleshanks Spider, Stanley Stick Insect, Sandy Snail, and, of course, Winston Worm !! He might be her fave, actually. Also, truly I think she owns every little guy in the bug section like... trying to limit myself here was Not easy she would want them all!!!!! Stevie Snake and Colin Chameleon are also must haves, and Robert (lovingly) tells her Stevie is the closest thing to a Real Snake she's ever gonna get. Canonically, she has a dragon hand puppet that she sleeps with, so I headcanon she loves dragons too, and I believe Dexter Dragon is pretty close to the color of said puppet, so he's also gonna be tossed in, along with Fuddlewuddle Dragon. and ykw, she'd probably also love Nessie Nessa. OH AND Gomez Gorilla !!!

God okay, I went a bit overboard with Sofia and now I'm bankrupt. Thank god she has rich parents !! BUT this was a very fun mission, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[illithiddreams]

SIDE BLOGS INFO

@wackyinflatablearmtubeman - Small Sign spinner who is just trying his best to hold down a job despite having horrible luck doing so.

@king-vortigern-pendragon - Legend Of The Sword Rp blog for Vortigern Pendragon

@somanydumbwaystodie - Airheaded idiot cop who is cursed to die in horrible ways and can never find peace.

@brain-over-brawn - Tiny Alien Brain who is trying to disguise as a human to study them and learn how to take over the world with his boss.

@running-on-co2 - Once turned science experiment now the worlds greatest robotic assassin.

@chalk-it-up-to-fate - Well known Artist who traps people in a fake world of his own creation due to envy of the people in the human / real world.

@in-heaven-everything-is-fine - Eraserhead baby Au blog from the movie Eraserhead.

@twists-and-turns-of-fate - Demon muse that wants revenge on one man and seeks out a way to destroy him and the clones that he has created as well as others he sees as threats

@heartbrokenwhispers - Yandere muse blog for a man trying to find love but who keeps having horrible luck doing so.

@the-dukes-archives - Dark souls Rp blog for Seath the scaleless and other muses from that fandom.

@ceaseless-chaos - Prince of Chaos who is cursed to be in pain all his life and only find comfort in his own siblings corpse that he thinks still watches him.

@the-monster-of-scotland - NESSIE!

@lordseekerlucius - Lucius Corin blog / Envy from Dragon Age Inquisition.

@you-reap-what-you-sow - Harold blog from Scary Stories to tell in the Dark series.

@run-run-as-fast-as-u-can - Smol tiny baker trying his best with a cursed magic oven that can make baked goods come to life.

@rise-up-like-glitter-and-gold- Elden Ring Multi Muse blog for my tarnished and my OC Rune.

@the-galaxy-is-on-orions-belt - Small Alien Prince tasked with keeping the world safe from destruction.

@bee-my-queen - Bumblebee OC that made a human appearance hive to go out and try to date and find a new queen.

@deathisjustthebeginning - Elden Ring OC for a man who was once human now cursed to spread death after he tried to cheat it and became a horrible disfigured monster in the process now having to hide behind a fake human mask of his own design.

@the-king-of-villains - King of all villains who learned to steal powers from other villains to become stronger

@ill-met-by-m00nlight - WEREWOLF SWEET BABY :D

@atlas-jericho-carmichael - Atlas Carmichael blog from UA

@squirming-evil - Oogie from TNBC

@bright-and-clever-no-matter-watt - OC blog for the smartest inventor ever.

@bloodline-rewritten - intravenous System OC Muse

@klaus-the-hessian - Dullahan muse

@pastor-of-vows - Miriel from Elden Ring

@all-the-kings-horses-and-men - Soldier that was sent 200 years in the future due to being in a coma after getting injured.

@of-direwolves-and-broken-things - Elden Ring legless baby and his pet direwolf.

@wouldyoustillloveme - Librarian baby who has trouble finding love out of fear of being abandoned / hated

@let-your-dreams-flood-in - Sloth Demon from DAO

@wooden-lies- Pinocchio Au / OC blog

@lord-jab-desilijic-tiure - Jabba the hutt muse

@let-your-evil-shine - Grigori Rasputin from Anastasia blog

@who-can-take-the-sunrise - Literal Chocolatier

@dont-trust-a-thing - Alien shapeshifter :D

@villainsthatliveinmyhead- Gabriel / Madison blog from Malignant

@lord-of-the-dead-aidoneus - Hades from Disney's Hercules

@ruler-of-artisans - Toasty from Spyro

@the-first-murderer - Cain aka the first murderer

@another-1-bites-the-dust - Smol Robot Janitor

@hit-me-one-time-hit-me-twice - Hexxus from Ferngully

@culex-headquarters - Group of assassins that track people Via blood.

@within-a-sea-of-stars - Sea Star OC

@go-ahead-make-your-choice - Imshael / Choice Spirit

@ask-randall-boggs - Randall from monsters inc

@audacity-reigns - Humanized Dagger that chooses those who are worthy

@devourer-of-the-gods - Aldrich from Dark Souls 3

@unfinished-calamity - Calamitous from Jimmy Neutron

@killing-is-mere-childs-play - Charles Lee Ray

@as-luck-may-have-it - Good Luck Charm muse

[monstercampus]

We've met the werewolf football team, but are there any other sports teams on campus?

(locker rooms are the perfect location for gangbangs and i think more monsters should get in on it.)

oh for sure! >:) i agree heheh. the mc sports teams are separated by track and field and pool sports:

track and field has the football team (werewolves, balrog coach), track team (centaur captain + others), baseball team (orcs, zombie + others), and the airtime team (harpies, arachne, mothman, king bee + others)

the pool sports division has the water polo team (octomerman, kelpie + others), the swim team (nessie, plant monster, jelly + others), and the diving team/cleanup crew (mermaids, mermen, anglerfish + others)

plus some other non-sports teams, but these are the main ones i had in mind! <33