#Nemanja Matic

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The latest from the Matic meme:

"Two thirds of the earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Matic on Defense."

Someone also called him "giocatore sontuoso" which auto-translates to "sumptuous gamer" and that's definitely the title of my one man nerd burlesque act.

[ugartecoco]

after the europa final '23

[liverpool-enjoyer]

Off topic but Paulo would 100% be in detention all the time-

paulo: *breathes*

mourinho: disrespectful. detention. n take nemanja with you.

[khloofhd]

[holdmyhopeinyourhands]

I'm 100% sure I'm in love with Matic. Man played out of his mind tonight. Looked like he was 20 running around the way he did. I'm so glad we got him.

[heroesoffootball]

[hspn]

Get your name on a shirt sleeve

20th minute:

Brother: I wonder how much BingX is paying us. You cannot use it in the USA or UK, so they are targeting a really small group of people. Me: It's Russian, isn't it? I mean, they're probably targeting Asia. Also I hate that we have a crypto sponsor. I wonder how Mudryk feels about this, too. Brother: I hope you dig deep enough and it is Roman. Me: It's probably named after his favorite search engine. Brother: Yeah, if you cannot find it on Bing, you bing it on X. If that does not work, then you throw a lot of money at the problem and get your name on a shirt sleeve. Me: BingX!* * Not available in the US and UK.

43rd minute:

Brother: Osmajic should be pronounced 'asthmatic.' Me: I wonder if he's Matic, but with an Australian accent. Brother: Let me look it up on BingX. Yes, he is. Me: (BingX also not available in Australia.) (Actually I have no idea if it is or not.)

[gockhandaioldtrafford]

[test-lcs]

https://money-easilypxy.buzz/52674322821411

[ugartecoco]

[liverpool-enjoyer]

I hope my handwriting is intelligible-

So uh uefa high doodles woooo-

Also I headcanon that Nemanja carries Paulo's bags bc Paulo is Paulo

AHHHHHHHHHH ITS HAPPENING EVERYONE UEFA HIGH ART ITS HAPPENING STAY FUCLKING CALM

ohmygosh ohmygosh OHMYGOSH,,, him looking at luka cause what else would he be doing,,, the wee lil trent,, ney wearing that MONSTROSITY oml,,, n ofc paulito my lil guy my best friend

ima i am FLOORED im gonna go stare at this for the next five hours

[tangerine-soccer]

Dybatic for the nation 🫶🏻

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Three Jokes From Rome

The AS Roma football fandom is a little wild, and there are some real weird corners of it, but one of my favorite things is the sense of humor they have on social media. In the lead up to today’s Europa Cup there are three jokes that never fail to make me laugh: 

1. The Fragility of Paulo Dybala: Dybala is one of Roma’s top scorers even despite being out for much of the season with injuries; he’s known to be “injury prone” which is why it was a little bit of a risk to sign him. That said, he’s spectacular in play and Rome loves him, so every time a photograph of him is posted, the commentary fills with people acting overly concerned for his well-being. “Dybala, don’t walk on that grass, you’ll slip! Think of your ankles!”  “Please carry Paulo to the airplane, don’t make him walk, what if he trips?” “SOMEONE PUT THE BOY IN A GLASS CASE UNTIL THE GAME PLEASE.”  “There’s too much ice in your glass, Paulo, don’t drink it so quickly!” 

2. The Sturdiness of Nemanja Matic: Conversely, Nemanja Matic is a much less flashy player and has scored fewer goals (expected, given he’s a midfielder) but is incredibly hard-working and always seems to be where he’s needed. He has become the local equivalent of a Chuck Norris meme. After a game where he did a lot of running, the next morning people were posting stuff like “Matic hasn’t stopped running, he ran through my yard this morning” and “Matic has run to the sea and that’s the last we saw of him”. The best of these was on a recent post that showed the team on the plane to Budapest for the Europa Cup. Someone posted “How are they sending internet posts on a plane in flight?” and someone else replied, “Matic is such a powerful wifi conductor they’re just using him.” 

3. The Vitality of Europa Cup: The cup is a big deal for Rome for reasons we don’t really need to get into on this, a nerdy tumblr, but the importance of the match has caused discussion of everything from a girl’s father missing her graduation to attend it (Marta, the graduating daughter, is a bit of a meme at this point) to a joke that I’ve seen a million times even in America and still laugh at: 

“I have tickets to the cup match, but it’s the same day as my wedding. So if anyone wishes to attend in my place....the wedding is at the Church of the Sacred Heart at 11am.”

[carebearcody]

nemanja matic playing 120 minutes of football in the year of our lord 2023. italy is truly the fountain of youth

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Info main bola – Inter Milan berhasil menundukkan tuan rumah AS Roma pada pekan ke-34 Serie A 2022/2023, Sabtu (6/5/2023) malam WIB. Tandang ke Olimpico, Nerazzurri menang dengan skor 2-0.

Inter membuka skor melalui Federico Dimarco pada babak pertama. Romelu Lukaku kemudian berhasil menambah gol pada babak kedua.

Berkat kemenangan ini, pasukan Simone Inzaghi tetap kukuh di peringkat keempat klasemen sementara Serie A dengan 63 poin dari 34 laga. Roma menempati peringkat ketujuh dengan 58 poin.

Babak Pertama

AS Roma tampil menekan sejak menit-menit awal. Lorenzo Pellegrini melepas tendangan pada menit ke-18 tapi masih bisa ditepis Andre Onana.

Inter mencoba membalas melalui tendangan Hakan Calhanoglu dari luar kotak penalti di menit ke-27. Namun bola masih bisa diamankan Rui Patricio.

Pada menit ke-33, Inter berhasil membuka skor. Berawal dari umpan silang Denzel Dumfries, Federico Dimarco yang berada di kotak penalti berhasil menyarangkan bola ke gawang dengan tembakan kaki kiri.

Tertinggal satu gol, Roma mencoba membalas. Akan tetapi, usaha yang dilancarkan anak asuh Jose Mourinho belum membuahkan hasil.

Tak ada tambahan gol lagi yang tercipta. Skor 1-0 untuk keunggulan Inter tetap bertahan hingga babak pertama usai.

Babak Kedua

Pertandingan babak kedua baru berjalan tiga menit, Inter memiliki peluang lewat Joaquin Correa. Namun tembakannya masih menyamping dari gawang Roma.

Setelah itu, Roma mencoba membalas. Namun, Andre Onana mampu menggagalkan percobaan yang dilakukan Nicola Zalewski dan Roger Ibanez.

Gawang Roma kembali bobol pada menit ke-74. Romelu Lukaku mencetak gol dengan tendangan kaki kiri dari luar kotak penalti setelah mendapat umpan dari Lautaro Martinez.

Beberapa peluang didapatkan Roma untuk memperkecil kedudukan. Hanya saja penyelesaian akhir belum berpihak kepada tuan rumah.

Inter pun menutup pertandingan dengan kemenangan 2-0. Nerazzurri berhasil membawa pulang tiga poin dari markas Roma.

Susunan Pemain

AS Roma (3-4-2-1): Rui Patricio; Gianluca Mancini, Bryan Cristante, Roger Ibanez; Nicola Zalewski (Filippo Missori 90′), Mady Camara (Niccolo Pisilli 90′), Nemanja Matic (Benjamin Tahirovic 90′), Leonardo Spinazzola; Edoardo Bove (Paulo Dybala 72′), Lorenzo Pellegrini; Andrea Belotti (Tammy Abraham 75′).

Pelatih: Jose Mourinho

Inter Milan (3-5-2): Andre Onana; Matteo Darmian, Francesco Acerbi, Alessandro Bastoni; Denzel Dumfries (Raoul Bellanova 60′), Nicolo Barella (Roberto Gagliardini 82′), Marcelo Brozovic, Hakan Calhanoglu (Henrikh Mkhitaryan 71′), Federico Dimarco (Stefan De Vrij 71′); Joaquin Correa (Lautaro Martinez 60′), Romelu Lukaku.

Pelatih: Simone Inzaghi

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Thank God! 'Tammy' reveals that he will score an equalizer for Roma

Tammy Abraham revealed he felt he could score the equalizer for the team. Before finally helping AS Roma invade AC Milan 2-2 last night

Roma were 2-0 ahead, they didn't have a shot on target until the 87th minute when Roger Ibanez's header broke, then Abraham repeated Nemanja Matic's header to สล็อตบนมือถือเว็บตรง equalize in the minute. at 90+4

“We know it's a tough place, we have to be patient because they defend well, attack well. And we had very few chances to score,” Abraham told Liverpoolfc.com.

He was in the right place at the right time, yet Abraham revealed it was no coincidence that he reacted quickly to the equalizer.

“I don't know what it was, but I said to myself when we got the free-kick get ready, when I saw Matic heading up, the goalkeeper saved it, the ball came to me and thank God for that. I am in the right place.” Abraham Form has dropped this season. Prior to this game, he had scored just one goal in his last 10 Serie A appearances and was dropped against Bologna.