#Neckrolls

[reimoonwuff]

Lil Bit of practice trying to get used to drawing my Zonai self and I wanted to draw tthis cute chubby face some more. I have a few more ideas on the back burner but for now enjoy the squish-able face~

Enjoy~

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[wanwanflan]

Winter Weight

‍💫Vesper goes by He/They pronouns! Fern says my winter weight is coming along nicely this year... Though she recommends that I still eat more food! 💦 Wait, what do you mean "Winter Weight" is only for pounds you accumulate during the Winter months? Fern told me I was supposed to be prepared for Winter time and should be nice and fat so I stay warm! That's what "Winter Weight" is... Right? Right!?

[fnindus]

Manufacturer of Neck Rolls in India

FN Industries Private Limited

Customer Care Number: 1800 313 9131

Sales Team Number: 8595589652

Email: fnindustriespvtltd@gmail.com

https://www.fnindustries.in/manufacturer-of-neck-rolls-in-india.php

[chasingrainbowsforever]

~ Slate Blue ~

[goodomensafterdark]

Writers Guild Cock Fight

Art by woaini_ogelskerdig

Summary:

Crowley wants Aziraphale, but does Aziraphale want Crowley?

Moreover, Crowley has the hots for Aziraphale, hasn't ever had the hots before, and isn't even sure what "hots" are supposed to feel like. He can't even cuss properly because every sex-related cuss word just reminds him how fucking (see?) confused he is.

But there's help on the horizon -- in the form of one Greek demigod they just happened to rescue off the side of a mountain. Not that our ineffable idiots have the sense to ask for help. But they're getting it anyway.

Written by startledplatypus, find them on Reddit and AO3!

Word count: 16,049 words

Trigger/Content Warnings: Explicit; dubcon; sex pollen; anal sex; oral sex; masturbation; mild exhibitionism; naga sex; snake sex: Ancient Greece religion and lore

Excerpt:

Crawly woke up on a low couch covered in deep navy velvet studded with tiny gold stars. A matching neckroll pillow nuzzled his head. The air was warm but pleasant, scented with cinnamon and cassia and… myrrh.

F---

“OH, my God,” he heard from across the… room? Well, it was more cylindrical than that, with fluted columns around its circumference and a ceiling lurking somewhere above. Night-dark curtains of tassel-edged heavy damask hung between each pair of columns, masking whatever lay beyond. Tiny lanterns floated here and there, strobing saturated, shifting colors across what little he could see of the lush, carpeted floor.

The Greeks did not have carpet any more than they had soap.

“OH, my GOD,” he heard again. This time it sounded less surprised and more mortified. And more familiar.

It sounded like Aziraphale when he’d realized one of his “rare statuettes” was a dildo.

Crawly groaned. Quietly. This was not going well. He thought about calling out to the angel, but changed his mind when he looked down.

He was starkers. Even his sunglasses were gone. And he was very… male.

Something made a muffled sound from not nearly far enough away. Then there was a thump, a quavery curse which might have been that awful “f” word, and a rather desperate groan. And a cream-colored neckroll pillow with pale blue stitchwork came sailing toward the demon’s head.

Crawly, too busy considering the ramifications of this situation, failed to duck. The pillow flumphed into his face and fell onto the couch-bed. It was, of course, tartan.

Shit.

A feminine alto laugh echoed around the chamber. And something ssssed.

“What the FUCK,” a very Aziraphale voice shrilled… and all the lanterns flared, revealing a too-tall woman standing on a low, round, central marble platform with a long, sinuous snake coiling up her linen-draped legs, over her cloth-covered shoulders, and down her bare arms. Its great head lifted, amber eyes lazily opening.

“Ohhhh,” it said. “Guessssts.”

Read more on AO3!

Special thanks to!!!

For beta-reading: DoonaRose, harlotupdog, ckocek, Paperclip_Ninja, and blackjeans93

For snek-jucation: blackjeans93

For ao3 formatting help: cheeseplants, GaiasEyes, mrscakeishere, and polychrome

For ART!: woaini_ogelskerdig

[hoofusdoofus]

New Eli ref!! love my deerself but there were some tweaks I wanted to lock in! Permablob, slight shape change, neckroll embiggened, hair n antler tweaks, etc...

@butterydragongoodness/@samael was kind enough to help bring these to life in return for hosting them for visit + smooches in October!

[eldritch-spouse]

https://www.tumblr.com/eldritch-spouse/755740224846528512/i-had-such-a-great-time-jayde-thank-you-so-much?source=share

Zizz: *concerned* “You…weren't able to get any sleep? Why?”

Jayde:thinking about taking SO's virginity with roses and candles scattered around the room. She's wearing nothing but the finest jewelry on her body. She's bashfully presenting her pussy to him “Please be gentle with me” “Ah~ Mhm~ Ohhh what's this feeling? I've never felt anything like this before!” “Oh God! F-Fuck I- I- Jayde! Jayde-

Zizz: -Jayde, Jayde?

[Okay, but like, you're assuming that Zizz doesn't regularly invade his dreams. Come on, he's been inside every servant's dreamscapes at this point.]

Jayde sincerely hates having dreams. He wishes he had nothing but dreamless, void-like spans of unconsciousness.

Because dreams have never been the same ever since he started working for King Zizz. Dreams are now not just a string of random events to which the imp is nothing but an immersed puppet simply obliviously going with the flow- They are now incredibly vivid and lucid ordeals he sometimes can't escape as easily as he'd like.

It's odd, to be entirely lucid, yet not have as much control over his "dreamscapes" as he wants to.

This puts Jayde in very uncomfortable and embarrassing situations, such as this one.

It must be like the fifth time he's had this dream now, in such a short span of time. Of himself above you, the two of you tangled together in a bed far too luscious to be real, the scent of perfumed petals and the flickers of restless candles providing an ambience that he can only hope he'll be able to capture when the moment comes.

The sensation of your skin on his are the most incredible thing he's ever felt in the land of the dreaming, and Jayde can only wonder what kind of embarrassing noises he must be making in the real world. Please Lords please, let the pillow not be between his legs this time.

" I've... Jayde please look at me. " Your suplicating voice has his attention instantly, the imp's eyes nearly bulging out of their sockets when you wrap your legs around his back " Th- That's how you do it, right? "

He's going to make a mess in his pajamas at this point.

" Yes- " He sounds choked from his own excitement, though urges you to set your legs back down. " But let's start this slowly, okay? "

He shows you his hand, face flushed almost as furiously as yours as he lowers it to let you know what he's going to do, so you have time to protest. There's never been a more erotic moment in his existence than watching dream-you's face twist at the sensation of someone else playing with your clit.

He's drooling on the sheets by the time he's got two fingers in your virgin cunt, tail swaying like that of a playful cat's and breathing heavier every time your legs quake from a jolt of pleasure as he hits the spots you seem to prefer the most.

" Is this okay? Does it feel go- "

" Yes! "

" Do you want me t- "

" Please Jayde! "

He's lined up to you in the blink of an eye, mildly curious as to how the feeling would translate in this dream, beside himself with arousal, when a far too tall door Jayde didn't even know was there bursts open.

" Ah, there you are! I was wondering where you'd gone to, your mind is very restless tonight. Would you like to- "

The imp takes on the shade of a cauliflower. You begin screaming at the top of your lungs.

" I see... "

All Jayde feels is the harsh sting of a slap across his face before he's forced into the waking world, chin coated in his own drool, his boxers tight and humid, a molested neckroll pillow by his legs and a level of mortification that could very well send him into an early grave.

[aspiffygoat]

spiffy neckrolls?

Welcome. Spiffy neck rolls.

[kikyuri]

dogsona with da neckrolls...

...this isn't a question? uh. what do you think about collars and bowties and stuff. they make for a pretty fun look on fatter (your creature here)! lard poochin out over the thing restraining it. honestly they probably feel really uncomfortable though, although much like with belts and buttons a lot of the fun is probably in destroying them and feeling the constrained fat flop down freely.

i think all of these things are good,,,any clothes that can lead to an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction is good in my book,,,you should shove me into all of the above and feed me until they all become ill fitting (like the doodle attached below,,),, or feed me until i gradually burst out of them haha hee ho 👉👈💦💦

[samsung-refrigerator-2000]

WHILE I STILL REMEMBER I GOTTA TALK ABOUT THIS

So like our director sometimes just does a neck roll into a lasso 45, right??? As someone who forgot how to do the lasso 45 for a while (despite literally having to have to do it for the show 😭) I remembered how to do the actual lasso 45 eventually

My friend was trying to figure out how to do a neckroll for her captain audition choreo and I was also figuring it out and i got it, then I realized i could try to do the thing our director does with the neck roll into a lasso 45,

AND THEN I DID IT. A month ago I couldn't even throw one and now I can do that trick 😭

Progress is a hallucination I sWEAR

[fat-slobby-hunks]

I feel like it would be appropriate for lucifer to end up having nine neckrolls/chins.

One for each layer he rules with a flabby, food-stained fist...

Anon... you're a genius!

Somehow is weight also ends up being some combination of 6's.... even when he passed the triple digits

[bec-son]

Heavy belly and heavier neckrolls

By https://www.furaffinity.net/view/50383855/

[fnindus]

Manufacturer of Neck Rolls in India

FN Industries Private Limited

Customer Care Number: 1800 313 9131

Sales Team Number: 8595589652

Email: fnindustriespvtltd@gmail.com

https://www.fnindustries.in/manufacturer-of-neck-rolls-in-india.php

[basset-hound-world]

Regrann from @lana_del_basset - Neck rolllz... . . . #basset#ilovemybasset#bassetpup#bassethoundpuppy#bassetthound #bassetsofig#bassetsofinsta#bassetsofinstagram #friyay#neckrolls #puppylove #wrinkles#ilovemypup#bassethoundmoments#basset_feature - #regrann

[wafflethecorgi]

When u have neck rolls and chest floof so thic u have a built in neck pillow. #WeekendPlans #WeekendMode #LetSleepingDogsLie #NeckRolls

[dswint]

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