#Nearly.

[19871997]

every sibgle day i think about leon saying that he’s lucky that his and connor’s paths crossed in edmonton. what if we ended up in canadian texas purely by chance and became soulmates. what if everyone told u at age eighteen hey bud time to save canadian texas But u fell in love instead

[bapzap]

ITS TIME FOR MY LEGS TO RADIATE PURE MALICE GIRLIES

[delphinidin4]

I may only ever have had one set of teeth and one dental hygiene routine, but I have had 2 distinct kinds of dentists.

Dentist 1, finishing up: Looks great! Whatever you're doing, keep doing it!

Dentist 2: Everything you've ever done with diet and dental hygiene is wrong.

[cammy-mcspammy]

Guys my requests are at 4... should I reopen them again???

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[ottosbigtop]

I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts

[taffybuns]

REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYE

[memorycare]

half a year of unrelenting genocide in Gaza, please don’t stop caring. they are so tired, they cannot be the only ones participating in their own liberation. we have to keep caring

[astrolavas]

a bit late for mermay but. obligatory mermaid au

[killerunicorn3]

[kemafili]

[polarsirens]

Blimey.

[medicallymercury]

It’s weird to say I’m missing AHOV!Teddy right now, he wasn’t a great person or really consistently in character but at least he got to make his own fucking decisions about his life. And at least the writing was salvageable enough that I could fix it by interpreting it in ways I wasn’t supposed to and adding in my own scenes between the actual ones…

Anyway, that was a set up to say that this part of It Could’ve Been You makes me think of Paige in that era:

Congratulations to Sah for escaping paramedic-hell and Paige for escaping marrying-into-that-family-hell!

[shoutyourporpoise]

Saw that video with the cool old fridge and the first comment after the OP was ‘look what they took from us’ and my spidey senses started tingling. So I checked and it was not in fact an ironic deployment of the phrase; that person genuinely believes in all the related antisemitic conspiracy theories. And so does OP. And so do like. The next several commenters except for the last, who is just part of the trans witchy side of tumblr.

And I do wonder who was following whom for a post like that to break containment to people who so clearly do not believe anything OP does, but I also think its sort of an object lesson in how the ironic deployment of neonazi memes and related shithead phrases allows people who use them with sincerity to append those comments in plain sight without anyone in the subsequent reblog chain going ‘wait hey what the fuck.’

[lazylittledragon]

domesticating your vampire: a memoir

(beautiful high res version on patre0n)

[ffsg0jo]

ex-boyfriend toji, who's constantly being pestered by megumi about you. you're not his biological mum, but the boy's formed an attachment to you and craves your affection and warmth. you're the closest thing he's ever had to a mother, having been in his life since he was 3, and he loves you like one too. his dad is all hard and muscles and frowny, and you're all soft and sweet and always smiling at him. it's no wonder his dad couldn't keep you, he thinks.

you never raise your voice at him, feed him the best home-cooked meals, and even help him with his homework (he doesn't actually need help, he just likes the way you let him sit on your lap whilst you're on the floor and wrap your arms around him, struggling to figure out what long division is). even after you and his dad break up you never once held it against him (like other exes had) and you never stopped visiting him.

you're hands down the best (ex) girlfriend toji's ever brought home. you actually made an effort to get closer to megumi and get to know him more often. always looking for fun little things to take him to. whether it's a petting zoo, aquarium, or a normal zoo zoo.

you learnt quickly how much he loved animals and never failed to surprise him with a new plushie. one could never have too many plushies, you said to him once, booping his nose and pulling out a cute turtle from behind your back.

(when he finally moved into the dorms in first year, he had about 3 boxes alone, full of stuffed animals. he didn't have it in his heart to pick and choose which ones to take with him, so he brought all of them. you laughed at first when you saw the flood of plushies on his dorm floor when helping him move, but megumi gave you a small smile, repeating your words from almost a decade earlier.)

mini follow-up/context

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