#Natemare x reader
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Hii :D Any NSFW alphabet headcanons for either Natemare or Phantom?
NATEMARE + PHANTOM
NSFW HEADCANNONS
A/N: OHOHOHOHOOOOH DO I HAVE HEADCANNONS? YES I DO INDEEEEEEEED as always NSFW below the cut and READ THE WARNINGS!!
Warning/contains: face sitting, bondage, biting, dom/sub dynamic, degrading/praise kink, oral sex
Natemare:
- we all saw the mangled music video.
- he’s into bondage.
- NO MAN HAS THAT MUCH ROPE WITHOUT A DESIRE TO TIE SOMEONE UP OR BE TIED UP
- if you did tie him up though he’d be a whiney bitch about it
- 100% a switch but when subbing very bratty
- when being a dom?
- he’s very 50/50 with praising and degrading
- he’d definitely call you prince/princess or some other cheesy nick names
- favourite position is doggy 100%
- he’s into hair pulling too
- weather it’s his hair being pulled or yours he’s into it 100%
- he will beg you to sit on his face
- agree to it and he’ll probably marry you
Phantom:
- he will bite you
- he’s very into biting and scratching
- also hickeys
- expect them everywhere
- he will edge you and overstimulate you
- he can and will eat you out until you’re actually crying from overstimulation
- he never was a sub so if you try to dom him he won’t stop you he’ll just be extreme flustered confused and embarrassed
- once he’s used to it throw a few ‘good boy’s at him and he’ll melt
- put a collar on him or restrain him in any way
- he’ll complain but he loves it
- favourite position is missionary
- he likes to see your face
- he feels it’s more intimate
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Do you want a ship of yourself with an ego? Mayhaps a little blurb written specifically for you? Not sure how ships work?
Send me an ask with information about you and/or your personality, along with your preferred ego group; i.e, the Ipliers, the Septiceyes, the Battles, etc.
This can be on anon or not!
Ships are now open! :)
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Hi, i was wondering if i could request a Natemare x reader with the prompts:
Angst:
8
19
20
Fluff:
6
7
10
11
18
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24
I understand if its too much or something but i was thinking, Mare gets into a bad place mentally or something happens to the reader (or both?) and starts questioning if the reader (femme pronouns please) actually loves him but she shows that she does and they fall back together after some mutual pining? (Im a sucker for mutual pining and just falling so completely in love with someone) ty ty ^-^
Also protective and cuddly Mare has my WHOLE entire heart, hes so PRECIOUS
Ty ty ^-^
~ ^-^ anon
So there were a lot of prompts here XD I couldn't figure out how to get Mare to say them ALL so some of them, you say to him. Prompts are also super out of order, to form a more coherent story. I have also bolded all the quotes so you know when and where those prompts are :3
Thank you so much for requesting, I'm sorry it took so long to get around to >.> But I hope it was worth the wait!
Tw; angst and some swearing but it all turns into fluff
For some reason…Mare was acting differently. You’d been together for months, and were friends for even longer before that. You couldn’t explain it, but he seemed…empty. He smiled, yes. But it never reached his eyes. When you would go in for a hug, he’d stop you. He wouldn’t even kiss you! That was the biggest key in that something was horribly wrong.
He was who knows where, and you were sitting at home trying to think of what to do. It had been a couple days since you saw him, and not so much as a text. You’d been hiding away in your home, wondering if you did something wrong. You wanted to help him if he was struggling, but you couldn’t if he didn’t tell you why he’s been so distraught.
Deciding to send a text, you made up your mind and took a few minutes to figure out what you wanted to say. ‘Hey Mare…you know you can tell me anything right? Are you okay? It’s been days…I’m worried about you.” It was simple, but maybe he was just stressed? You hoped he’d be alright, but if anything you wanted to be there for him.
Throughout the day, you sent him a couple more texts. All met with silence. Something was definitely up, and you were determined to get to the bottom of it. Even after a few calls, you were met with nothing each time. One last time ‘If you’re busy that’s fine…but I know something’s wrong. Please talk to me?” You almost wanted to cry, not out of your own sadness. But out of love. Because the one who had your heart was going through something big and you didn’t know what.
Your phone buzzed, and you quickly checked to see it was Mare. However…it wasn’t his usual dorky or even flirty self. He usually sent you paragraphs at a time, and several messages at once. This one was short and cold.
‘Stop texting me.’
You were baffled. Thoughts flooded and you worried about every possible thing that could be wrong. Did you do something? Something to make him this upset? But…everything was so good a couple days ago. Before he practically ghosted you out of nowhere. This was so random, you couldn’t even think of anything that might have made him upset. It was only more worrisome.
‘You make it sound like I don’t care…But I love you.” Was the response you sent. Maybe your words would help him, and make him realize you’d always be there for him. His response was instant. As if he’d been waiting to say those words.
‘No you don’t! Stop the fucking mind games!’
This time you really did cry. He was being so harsh, but why? A deep breath and you stopped your tears. Crying wouldn’t help in this situation. You had to get to the bottom of this. If you could help even a tiny bit, it’d be worth it.
‘Come over. Talk to me. We need to figure this out.’ Was what you sent. You didn’t know if he’d read it. Given how cruel his words sounded, you half believed he was completely done with you. You didn’t want to think that way, but your overthinking brain couldn’t come up with other possibilities. Just thinking of the worst scenario.
However only moments later, a familiar wave of smoke passed through your room’s door. Then Mare was standing in front of you with an expression on his face that can’t be described as anything but hateful. It made you recoil back, but you knew sometimes he needed some tough love. So you tried to look tougher than you felt.
“Well? What?” He almost growled, but he reeled himself back a bit. “What do you want?” There was venom laced in his words, and you started to become even more confused.
“What’s wrong? You’re being hateful and I don’t understand why…if I did something wrong please tell me.” Your eyes were filled with concern, but that only seemed to make him angrier.
He started to reach out, but he stopped himself. “It sucks because as much as I want to hate you…” He looked away, and went from looking angry to defeated. He looked at you after several seconds and finished, “I can’t.” He approached you this time, and pulled you close.
He buried his face in your neck and sighed. “No one’s ever made me feel this way before…” He pulled back and put his forehead against yours. His look was finally back to something aside from anger. “It…scares me.” Mare confessed, and wrapped his arms around you. “Everyone expects so little from me and thinks I’m worthless, but you make me want to prove them different. Show them they’re wrong.”
You hugged him, and kissed his nose. He did the adorable thing he always did, and wiggled his nose a bit at the action. “You already are so much bigger than the people who say you’re less…you’re kind, you care about the world and the people in it. Well…most of them.” You winked to try and lighten the mood and he let out a chuckle.
He looked terrified after he laughed and he pulled back. “I…I shouldn’t have said all that. Shit…SHIT!” Mare wasn’t used to opening up about insecurities in any way, and a lot of people would believe he didn’t have any. You knew different, you always have. “I…have to go.” He turned around, but you reached out faster and grabbed his hand.
“Stay…please?” It almost sounded like a whine, but you didn’t care. You needed him here with you. “I missed you…I want to talk. Help you figure out anything you can. And let you know I’m here for you no matter what. Anything you’re going through…we’ll get through…together.” When he turned back towards you he was met with the kind smile he loved to see on your face.
“What did I do to deserve you?” He tried to hide it, but tears welled up in his eyes. “I can’t provide for you like I want to…I’m practically useless to you. You should expect better from me, and you deserve that but I…can’t help it.” Without even realizing it, he squeezed your hand back tightly. He was so scared to let you go. “I don’t deserve to love you.”
You tilted your head, and smiled at him, guiding him to look into your eyes. “Why can’t you love me with no strings attached?” He looked shocked and you continued, “Without expectations. Without guilt, or worry, or insecurities. If I say I love you…and you love me…fuck the world. We have each other. Forget all the bad shit they say about you, and listen to your heart.” You gained a small bashful smile, “If your heart wants me then that’s all that matters.”
He looked away again, only to be guided back to you, “There’s better people out there…I love you so fucking much, but I don’t get how you can love me. I can’t offer anything-” Mare started when you cut him off.
“I don’t care. I love you and only you.” You held both his hands, and looked at him with determination in your eyes. “I don’t believe that there’s better people. You think you don’t offer me anything? Happiness. Something most important to almost everyone out there. You make me happy. More than anyone else in the world.” At his soft gaze, you smiled. It was the kind of smile that made him want to smile too.
So he did, and he responded in a whisper, “I’ll never get tired of seeing you. Everything you do…I love it. You’re my everything. My world.” He meant every word, he felt almost silly for having such a mental spiral, knowing it could have been prevented had he just got over his pride and talked with you. He should have known better, but it seemed like his fatigue was starting to show.
He sighed, and looked away from you briefly only to return his gaze. Mare almost shuffled in his spot, and decided to pull you into that deep and warm hug that he always did. Without meaning to at all, he yawned into your shoulder. You did notice him looking tired, but figured whatever was bothering him was keeping him awake. Now that you knew, you giggled softly and pulled back. He whined, and pouted at you once he could see your face.
“Tired?” It was technically a question, but sounded a whole lot more like a statement. “Haven’t been able to sleep?” You looked at him sympathetically and cradled his cheek with your hand and rubbed under his eyes where the dark bags had formed. It was impossible to hide your worry, but it was far overshadowed by the care and love that was directed right at this man you loved.
He leaned into your hand, and nuzzled it lightly as he shut his eyes. “I…sleep better when you’re in my arms.” It was a confession of sorts, and you knew it could be terrifying to say. Sometimes he was scared to make confessions that would make him look “weak” when he was already being vulnerable.
You weren’t going to make him ever feel bad for confiding in you, so you grabbed his hand and led him towards the bedroom. He followed, and you wordlessly laid down with Mare. He pulled the blankets over you both, and let out an adorable yawn. He snuggled in close to you, and you heard him let out a big sigh of contentment. “I can’t believe…you actually want me.” It wasn’t in a negative or sad tone, he was just making a statement at this point.
“Mare…you’re all I’ve ever wanted. I’ll be here for and with you, through everything. I mean it.” You leaned more against him, and pressed kisses across his arms as they wrapped around you. “I’ll prove it to you…over time. But for now…you need some sleep.” You giggled, as you held each other as close as you possibly could.
It wasn’t long before you were almost asleep, yourself. It was just so comforting to be in his arms again. Though after a moment, he leaned close to your ear and whispered, “Thank you for never giving up on me.” You weren’t sure if he was intending to say that while you were awake or not, but it didn’t matter. Either way, you heard it.
“I won’t give up on you. Not for a million years.”
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#x reader#fem! reader#natemare x reader#mare x reader#nwtb natemare x reader#nwtb wgos#tw; swearing#angst to fluff#request#^-^ anon
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This Is Not A Dream | Master List
-Edit made by me using pics found on Google. I DO NOT take any form of credit other than the edit :) WARNING! 18+ Content Ahead. MINORS DNI! Smut. Slight Drinking. Threesome. Manipulation. Dark isn’t a nice person/demon. Natemare is a little shit. Dark and Mare are obsessive and possessive. Antisepticeye is like a big brother to reader. Choking. Hair pulling. Slight abuse. Some noncon/dubcon. Talk of religion/witchcraft (ex: demons, god complex, sacrifices, etc). Bondage themes. Talk of mental health. Mind play. Dark magic. Shadow tentacle usage. Monster-f’ing (since demons are technically monsters). Blood/gore. Dark themes so if any of this makes you uncomfy please do not read. -If I can think of any more I will add them-
Its been years since you started your career, starting as a side job, of creating Youtube videos. Out of celebration of your tenth year and meeting so many amazing friends over the years, your best friend Seán also known as Jacksepticeye has come up with a plan of having a get together for a few weeks. Things seem fine at first until one you run across what you thought was an abandoned shack only to have the events of a great time turn dark. ~Chapters will be updated as I finish them -Chapters- Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter Four
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Hey I saw your requests were open? If that's still the case then I'd love to request a Natemare x reader that has some sanders sides fic where the reader has been dating Mare for awhile so the reader decides to finally introduce Mare to there best friend of many years, Virgil. If that's possible, please and thank you.
Of course!!!
I Lie Inside Myself for Hours
@namelessmunster
Title From: Imaginary by Evanescence
Fandom: Youtuber Egos + Sanders Sides
AU: None
Content Warnings: Not proofread
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As you were standing in front of the Sides house, it occurred to you for the fifteenth time that day that Natemare, your boyfriend, had never met the Sides. You didn’t know if they’d even get along.
The reason you were here other than introduce him to your friends was to see your best friend of many years, Virgil. He was an anxious guy, but somehow you were closest to him out of the Sides rather than one would probably expect your best friend to be, like Logan or Patton.
But Anxiety was the one who you were closest to. You’d known Virgil for around five years, since Thomas had invited you over saying that he “wanted you to meet a few people.” It turned out that those people were parts of himself.
You sighed, and knocked on the door, then turning to Mare. “It won’t be that long, usually Roman- Creativity gets the door within a few seconds,”
“Yeah? Wellll, I can’t help but notice it’s taking a few more than that, isn’t it Y/N?” He said sarcastically, looking around the outside of the house. Oh yeah, he’d for sure get along with Virgil.
Around ten seconds later Roman opened the door, and he smiled at the sight of you. He called out to the other Sides, “Y/N IS HERE!!!”
Then he looked back at you and his eyes turned to Mare. “Ohh, who is this now? Your lover? What’s his name? How did you meet-“
“Roman!! Shut!!!” You said, interrupting him. That man never stopped with his romance questions if he figured one was interested in it.
“Awww… fine, I’ll save them for later. But do I at least get to know his name?” Roman said.
You looked over at Mare, and he smiled.
“I’m Natemare, but if you want you can call me Mare,” He told Roman, shaking his hand.
“Well.. come in! Virgil will be happy to see you, Y/N!” Roman said, moving out of the way.
“Who’s Virgil?” Mare asked you as you both walked into the house.
“He’s my best friend,” You answered.
“And you’ve never introduced me to him? Shame upon you,” He said jokingly, “How dare you not introduce me to everyone you know.”
“Shut up,” you said, laughing a little.
“Hmm… no!” He replied. “Y’know, I am curious as to who the other Sides are. Roman was certainly a… character,”
“That’s just how he is,” you said. You then saw Logan, Patton and Janus hanging out in the living room, playing some kind of board game.
Patton looked up first, and pretty much shouted in excitement. “Y/N! You’re here! I’m so happy, it’s been way too long,”
“Patton, it has been two weeks since Y/N has last visited.” Logan said, placing a piece on the board. Janus looked at you, slightly smiling, and then he looked at Mare.
“Oh, great, there are two emos here now.. I’m so thrilled,” He said, and he rolled his eyes.
“You remind me of my younger brother,” Mare said to Janus.
“Amazing,” Janus said flatly. Patton then went up to Mare.
“What’s your name? Are you human? Also, I’m Patton, Thomas’s Morality, Logan is his Logic and Janus is his… Deceit,” He said.
“I’d suggest stopping with the rampant questions, Patton, he’s already been questioned enough by Roman,” Logan said.
“It’s okay. I’m Natemare, and no, I’m not human. I’m a siren,” Mare answered Patton.
“Like the beings that lured sailors to their deaths in Greek Mythology?” Logan asked.
Mare nodded, “Exactly. Most people I meet get scared when they hear that, so it’s kind of new that people aren’t.. you know, trembling and backing away just because of that.”
“It wouldn’t be nice to judge you based on what you are!” Patton said, smiling once more.
“Hypocrite,” Janus quietly said with anger while out of earshot of Patton. Which was true. Out of all the light Sides, Patton was the one who judged the dark Sides based on what they were the most.
“That’s nice. It was nice meeting all of you, Y/N has mentioned all of you once or twice,” Mare said.
“You did?!” Patton said happily.
You nodded. “Yeah. Also, Patton, do you know where Virgil is?” You asked. You hadn’t seen the emo nightmare yet, which was odd. Usually he was one of the first to come talk to you when you came over.
“Yes, where is that raccoon? He disappeared right when you showed up,” Janus said.
“He’s downstairs,” Patton replied, “Probably on the couch, poor kiddo. I wonder what’s up with him today..”
It might be the fact a new person is here. Virgil didn’t like new people, he never has. It took him a while to trust you, and even more time for him to open up to you.
“Thank you! We’ll go check on him,” You said, walking down the stairs with Mare.
“So.. if the Sides represent things about Thomas, then what is Virgil?” Mare asked you.
“Virgil is Thomas’s Anxiety,” you answered his question. “He’s not really a people person,”
“I’ll keep that in mind,” Mare said. You two reached the bottom, and entered into a second living area.
You looked around for your best friend, and then saw him on the couch, like Patton said he might be.
He was on his phone, probably scrolling on Tumblr, with his hood up and his headphones in. The music was loud, so loud that you could hear it. It was “I’m Not Okay (I Promise)” by My Chemical Romance, which was Virgil’s self proclaimed “theme song” and one you two often listened to together.
Well, if listening is counted as screaming the lyrics to it at 3am, then yes, you listened to it together.
You went up to him and tapped his shoulder a few times. “Virgil??”
He paused his music and looked up, not taking off his hood. “What?” He said with an annoyed tone. You were stunned for a moment. He hadn’t been this blatantly annoyed with you since before you were best friends.
“Uh- I want you to meet someone,” You said, gesturing to Mare. Virgil sighed, and finally took off his hood, taking out his headphones as well.
“Who?” That was all he said. “Don’t tell me they’re like Roman… or worse, Remus,”
“Oh, no, he’s not like them at all. This is Natemare, my boyfriend,” You said. Virgil moved to look at Mare, looking him up and down.
“He’s your boyfriend? Huh. Wait, first of all, WHEN did you get a boyfriend? You’ve never mention this to me before,” he said, his annoyance slightly going away.
“We’ve been dating for six months,” Mare answered for you.
“Six months??? Y/N, you’ve been over here eight times in that time and you’ve NEVER mentioned this??? I would’ve thought that you would tell me whenever you got a partner, since you’re, you know, my best friend!” Now the annoyance was back. Virgil did seem mad, as he raised his voice slightly.
“Hi.. I don’t want us to bother you, we can leave if you want,” Mare said. “Also.. were you listening to MCR? They’re one of my favorite bands, and I’m Not Okay is a good song.”
Virgil was silent for a few moments, and then spoke. “No, you guys can… stay if you want. I want Y/N here at least,” He said.
“Alright,” You said. “Can I sit next to you?” You asked. Virgil simply nodded, and moved so you could sit next to him.
You sat down, and Mare sat down too. You moved closer to him, and Virgil sort of.. glared?? Does he think that just because you have a boyfriend, you’re going to abandon him or something?
“Virgil.. I’m not going to leave you, and I’m not going to stop being friends with you just because I have a boyfriend,” You said, trying to reassure him due to his unspoken feelings.
“Who said I thought that? I wasn’t saying that,” He said. Mare laughed.
“Don’t worry, I’m not gonna steal your best friend from you or something,”
Virgil… actually laughed at that. That was a good sign.
That was probably the quickest time he laughed at something someone he just met said, even when you had first met him.
You could tell they’d get along great. Eventually.
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Protector- Natemare
Pairing- Natemare x reader
Genre- hurt x comfort
TW- depictions of a panic attack, trauma from parents arguing and loud noises
You are responsible for your own media consumption
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Readers POV
I couldn’t breathe, couldn’t move, couldn’t speak. I was nauseous and my body was shaking like crazy.
I’d been having bad anxiety lately, but this was the worst it’s even been. Like there was a pressure on my chest that I just couldn’t shake off. The more I sat there and listened to my own thoughts, the worse I got.
My protector Natemare, or Nate as he’d always let me call him, wasn’t here with me and I wondered if he’d abandoned me. I know it was unrealistic for someone that cared about me like Natemare did to leave me, but in my anxiety filled mind, it was a possibility.
After what felt like forever, but was probably just my messed up perception of time, I felt a gentle hand begin to stroke my hair and a soft, yet slightly rough voice, spoke in my ear. “Hey, doll, can you tell me what’s going on?”
I couldn’t speak, only shake my head and hope that he got the message.
Natemare continued to stroke my hair and twist it around his fingers, his other arm snaked around my waist and pulled me against him. “Here, put your head on my chest.”
Slowly, I uncoiled myself from the ball I’d curled up in and leaned into his chest, clinging onto his shirt as his heartbeat proudly beat against my cheek.
“Hear that, doll? That’s my heart beating for you, just like the first time I came to see you.” Natemare spoke slowly and softly against the top of my head. “If you feel up to it, can you try to explain what’s going on? You can take your time, there’s absolutely no pressure or rush.”
I nodded again, it took a few seconds before I could actually talk, but Natemare was extremely patient as he cooed soft shushes and little words of affirmation in my ear. “I don’t know what’s going on, Nate… I’m scared and nauseous, my anxiety is through the roof, but I can’t figure out why…” My voice slightly broke towards the end of the sentence.
“Okay, that’s okay. It’s okay to feel bad at times, but you’re being very brave by telling me about it.” He said, pressing a soft kiss to my forehead. “Just keep your head on my chest and focus on my heartbeat, try to match my breathing.”
My breathing was extremely ragged and labored as my heart pounded in my chest. It felt like I couldn’t do it, but Nate didn’t give up on me.
“You need to breathe, baby. I know this is scary, but you have to focus on your breathing.” Natemare held my trembling body a little tighter and began taking exaggerated breaths for me to follow, reminding me to take my time.
At first, I was struggling immensely, but Natemare refused to give up. Slowly but surely, my breathing slowed and my anxiety began to dissipate.
Realizing that I was no longer actively dying, he placed his cheek on top of my head and gently rubbed my back, his fingertips gently tracing my spine. “There we go…” Natemare breathed out.
I didn’t loosen my arms around him and my head remained on his chest, I was afraid that I’d slip into another anxiety attack if I let go.
Natemare seemed to notice this is and gave me a gentle kiss on the head. “I’m not going anywhere, doll, but if you feel up to it, we can cuddle and I’ll play with your hair.”
I nodded, I didn’t feel like talking or socializing, so nodding or shaking my head was our only form of communication.
Natemare smiled, something he only really did around me, and leaned back on my bed. He was a little taller than me so I was able to lie on his chest while my legs tangled with his in a mess of limbs.
“You’re gonna be okay, doll. You know why?” He asked against the top of my head.
I shook my head, what could he say that would combat my random anxiety attacks.
“Because I’m here, and as long as I’m here, no one’s gonna mess with you.”
His words felt like a giant hug and I couldn’t help but smile a little. I guess he noticed because he tilted my head up and pressed a quick kiss to my lips as he stroked my hair.
“There’s that beautiful smile, keep it on, it looks good on you.”
~The End~
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Hi, do you take requests for x readers? Im really wanting some natemare x reader (they/she pronouns) fluffy cuddles maybe a cute date? Protective and mildly possessive Mare has my heart lol hes so precious and i love him, maybe its a date and Mare left to get drinks or something and a creep wouldnt leave y/n alone so Mare has to step in etc? Its okay if not that and its okay if you dont write x readers too ^-^ thanks :P
Call me Lyxie or Lyx ^-^
(for anon, ill be either Lyxie/Lyx or ^-^ anon if theyre free :P)
Weeeeell, this is a tiny bit awkward, considering the role I wrote Natemare into for Goretober 2022 (sue me, I took inspiration from FNAF lore.) But I'm still happy to write for him again! I really appreciate your patience. Hope it's okay!
(I am SO, SO, SO SORRY this took such an incredibly long time to post! The Goretober stuff and my last-minute Halloween Special Story had already been keeping me busy, AND THEN CHRISTMAS SEASON CAUGHT ME SO OFF-GUARD THAT MY HEAD IS STILL SPINNING FROM IRL CHAOS. I guess I should've expected that, because Christmas is always like that, but whatever.)
(Also, this is kind of my first time writing an x reader type story, or one specifically in a romantic sense, at least. So, sorry if this comes across a bit awkwardly 😅)
(Trigger Warnings: alcohol, eating/drinking, unwanted advances/creepy behavior, body horror, slight physical violence, strong language. Please let me know if I missed anything.)
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You can be described as someone who’s skilled in rolling with the punches.
Now, rolling with the punches doesn’t always mean being able to understand things that really aren’t meant to be understood, but it seems you’ve got a certain knack.
If you didn’t, then how else would you have found yourself in a nice relationship with a banshee-esque spirit?
Yeah, your and Mare’s first meeting had been a little awkward, considering you’d been sabotaging a cult that was trying to hold blood rituals in his adopted brother’s name, but you two still became fast friends afterwards. (‘Matter of fact, the adopted brother in question is a pretty chill guy, too. Shockingly chill for an eldritch abomination in disguise, at least.)
Really, dating Mare has helped open up more of reality to you. Pretty much every aspect of the human world has a counterpart for no-so-human entities. (Yes, you sort of already knew about that, but thanks to Mare, you’ve been able to actually explore it for yourself.)
For example: the setting of your latest date.
Holy Water Distilling Co. was one of many establishments owned and controlled in Phantom’s domain.
By day, it was a tidy bar offering a pool table in one corner and a stage in the other.
By night, it was. . .well, the same thing. The only parts of it to change were the clientele, as well as certain items on the menu.
One particular evening, Mare just so happened to be up on the aforementioned stage, alongside a few of his musician-buddies. You, meanwhile, were seated at the counter, watching and listening as he performed.
(Not that you minded this arrangement. Mare’s affinity for music was what you initially bonded with him over, after all. You’d tagged along on his gigs before, and he’d never failed to make it a good time.)
Patiently waiting for him to wrap up his band’s last song so you two could enjoy the rest of the night together. . .
“Y’know, it’s always easy to find some nice toys in this place,” an unfamiliar voice whispers from just a few seats away. “But I never thought I’d see a worthwhile human around here.”
. . .and trying your absolute damnedest to ignore the stranger who just couldn’t seem to take a hint.
Similarly to Mare and Phantom, the stranger in question could almost pass for a human. Just not at the moment, since he’d obviously taken off whatever disguising veil he used (those were pretty popular among this crowd for many reasons).
His eyes bulged from their sockets, lacking both pupils and irises. Just two orbs a little larger than the average tennis ball, coming in a shade of dark pink that looked more toxic than fluorescent, ever-so-slightly rolling around in his head as he stared at you. The grin he aimed in your direction would’ve been creepy even without his particular mouthful of oily-looking needle-teeth.
You ground your jaw, feeling one of your hands curl into a fist on the bar counter.
The bug-eyed stranger seemed to catch onto that body language. Though you didn’t look at him, your peripheral vision still allowed you to see how his smile fell.
“What? I don’t get any gratitude for the compliment?” Mr. Bug-Eyes asked, his voice changing from smug to indignant in a heartbeat.
“If you really think that being called a toy is a compliment,” you finally murmur in a clipped tone, “then you’re in for a rude awakening.”
“Oh, c’mon. I know what girls like,” Mr. Bug-Eyes retorted. “I’ll just never understand why you’re all so repressed.”
“I think you’re mistaking repression for self-respect,” you observed.
You kept your focus on the stage, on Mare and his bandmates. You knew they were on their last song for the night’s performance. The music was winding down, but it was still awesome as ever. He’d asked for your help with lyrics and fine-tuning a good few times in the past, and that had been flattering enough.
But the fact that he was having such a good time singing the stuff that you helped him decide on. . .well, you weren’t sure when you’d stop riding that high, but you certainly weren’t complaining.
“Fine, fine. I get it: you don’t want things to move so fast,” Mr. Bug-Eyes piped up again, nudging his bar stool a few inches closer to you. He didn’t seem to notice how you automatically nudged your own chair a few inches further away. “Can’t I just get your number, honey? It’s clear you need someone to talk to.”
“I’ve already got that covered,” you replied. “That’s how having friends works.”
“That’s big talk for someone who’s here all alone,” Mr. Bug-Eyes sneered.
You feel your knuckles turn white. “I’m not alone.”
“Well, if that’s the case, your company isn’t paying enough attention to you.”
“That’s none of your damn business,” you hiss, trying to keep your voice down. Yeah, you weren’t shy about potentially clocking this guy in the chin if he tried anything, but you still didn’t want to cause a scene. Not when Mare was wrapping up his gig, so close to finally coming offstage and continuing his date with you. “I already told you: I’m. Not. Interested. If you were half the guy you think you are, you would’ve left me alone after the first time.”
Mr. Bug-Eyes gave a melodramatic sigh, and a sickeningly sweet smell permeated the air around you. It almost instantly caused the first stage of a migraine to flare along the bridge of your nose. You shook your head, blinking as your eyes grew watery way faster than necessary.
A chill raced down your spine as you registered the weight of a hand on your head, ruffling your hair.
You jerked back, slapping it away. “Get away from me!”
The quick motion, combined with the smell, caused you to lose your balance. However, instead of collapsing onto the floor, you felt yourself being caught. Despite your now hazy vision, it took no time at all for you to recognize the colorful tattoos adorning your rescuer’s arms.
Relief sliced through the awful type of adrenaline that was thrumming through your head.
From there, things moved pretty fast.
The environment around you was a blur as clouds of dark violet smoke poured from Mare’s eyes, from his mouth, through his skin itself.
Mare guided one of your arms to rest along his shoulder, helping you to keep up with his pace.
Cool nighttime air rushed past the two of you; you almost didn’t notice the deep whooshing sound of a heavy glass door being swung open.
And before you knew it, you were suddenly sitting down again. The weight of Mare’s arm was still around your waist.
“Deep breaths. Take deep breaths,” Mare coached. There was a slight echo in his voice; his pitch seemed a bit all over the place. That always seemed to happen whenever he had too much energy, good or bad.
You nodded, following those instructions. You raised a hand to knead at your temple. Then, after a moment of scrubbing at your eyes, you realized that you were now in a completely different part of the downtown area. If memory served, you were now a far distance away from Holy Water Distilling Co.
“Are you okay?” Mare asked, keeping a firm yet gentle hold on your hand.
You finally looked over at him. His eyes were pitch-black, the purple tear tracks on his face now branching out like veins or tree roots. His skin had turned a deathly shade of gray; if you looked closely enough, you could almost see the shapes of his teeth and skull through the barrier.
Despite his obvious anger, concern and fear were still present in his features.
“I’m okay. I’m okay,” you eventually reassured him. Your head still felt a little funny, but now that you were away from the scent, your senses were much clearer. You didn’t hesitate to hug him, resting your head on his shoulder. He returned the gesture tenfold, sighing.
The minutes dragged along, but you didn’t mind.
“Whoever that idiot was, I think I’m gonna have to kill him,” Mare murmured after you pulled away. The edge in his voice had died down a bit, and his features were slowly but surely turning less ghoulish, but his eyes remained dark.
“I won’t stop you,” you hummed, having long-since grown accustomed to his more monstrous side, “but could that wait a bit? Just until tomorrow?”
Mare squinted at you, understandably incredulous.
You shrugged. “I mean, you seemed really excited about the movie. The screening’s supposed to start in about. . .” You glanced down to check the clock on your phone, “. . .twenty minutes from now, I think.”
Mare’s eyes widened as a surprised snicker escaped his lips. “Priorities, priorities.”
You tilted your head as you rose from the sidewalk bench. “Consider it your reward for rescuing the damsel in distress.”
“Well, when you put it like that. . .” Mare was quick to follow, locking arms with you as you began strolling together.
#the edgelord gets fed#writing requests#my writing#my stories#natemare#nathan sharp#natewantstobattle#lyxie/lyx#tw eating/drinking#tw slight physical violence#tw body horror#tw alcohol
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Hi, i remember reading a really good Mare x reader fluffy fic from you i think a while back and i cant remember the name so i tried to chdck your masterlists but you dont have one for the Nate egos? Is that on purpose orrrr...? Its completely okay if it is, idm, im not mad or anything i just wanted to find the fic lmao ;-;
Ohhh I remember those haha. Glad you like them!
If you search "natemare" in my blog they should come up. I didn't think to make a masterlist for them bc I've written so few
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°º°º°º°MASTERLIST°º°º°º° (wip)
Minecraft:
Laurel Wreaths & Animal Teeth Masterlist
LW&AT (Meme Dumps) (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)
Mc Headcanons Masterlist
Into The New Masterlist
Oh Baby! (baby!Tommy x motherly!Reader)
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Egos:
Slice of Life (Natewolf x Goldie OC)
The ‘Forbidden’ Recipe. (Natpai x fem!Reader)
Ice Cold Betrayal (Phantom x Reader)
the beginning (of a beautiful thing) (Natemare x ego!Reader)
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FNAF:
She’s A Family Man Now (1)
She’s A Family Man Now (2)
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Resident Evil:
The Duke Headcanons
Being the Duke’s Assistant (1) (2) (3)
The Duke & adopted daughter!Reader (1) (2)
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Partners, Phantom (NWTB) x Bill Cypher-esque! Reader
I made a fic!!!! First reader-insert, feedback is much appreciated. I made this in a one hour moment of inspiration at 10:30. It has been proofread, but probably not very well. This is based off a Thought I had, so, enjoy!
TW: mentions of murder + a vague description of a dead body. Don’t read if this could trigger you!
Summary: A soul-stealer meets a daemon murderer. What could go wrong?
WC: 1,108
Key: (Y/N): your name. (E/C): eye colour. (E/H/N): eldritch horror name.
Something was wrong. Phantom sat in his office, staring at the empty chair across from him. He hadn’t had a deal in, what, a week now? It was unheard of for him. The bar had its usual customers, sure, but he had no people preforming when they were there. It was bad for business.
The lack of souls was starting to drain him. You can only use so much power with limited resources after all. Phantom was a business man first and foremost, so why he couldn’t get contracts anymore was beyond him. Worse, crime rate was increasing in his city. Mainly murder charges, which was even weirder. Phantom sighed, and stood up from his desk. The show must go on after all.
Somewhere… else.
‘I’ stood up, wiping off ‘my’ face with a handkerchief. Well, not really me, just the poor sod’s body I happened to be inhabiting for the time being. Mortals. They never learn, do they? I chuckled to myself, admiring my handiwork.
“Beautiful, isn’t it? I haven’t done a good old fashioned axe-murder in such a long time.” The man in the corner sobbed, his translucent body unable to touch his wife. “Aw, don’t be like that,” I teased. “You made the deal after all. You let me in.”
“You didn’t say you’d HURT anyone! I wouldn’t have even interacted with you had I’d known, you psychopath!” my host’s spirit screamed, tears still rolling down his face.
A laugh escaped my lips. “I told you there would be a price to pay for the work I do. Helping you get away with stealing the money your customers people trust you with?” I tsked. “That is quite a hefty fee.” Before he could respond, sirens started blaring, quickly approaching our building. “Ahhhh, I guess the Mrs. was a little too loud. What a shame. Well, have fun dealing with the popo.”
“You can’t just leave! I didn’t do this! You did!”
“Oh but darling, I’m leaving right now. Nice doing business with ya.” I slipped out of his body, watching him stumble as he came back into control. This was the best part.
Third Person POV
The police stormed into the room, guns at the ready. “Put the axe down!” The man just stared at the dead body, reportedly his wife’s. “I said, PUT THE AXE DOWN! HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD ON YOUR KNEES!” The criminal complied silently, no emotion on his face.
A different officer stepped forward as the murderer was handcuffed. “You are being charged with murder of the first degree. Anything to say for yourself, Mr. Brody?” Chase Brody did not reply. As the officer listed his rights, Chase was practically dragged out of the room. And for just a second, behind all the noise, a faint laugh echoed across the building.
Back to Phantom
“I figured it out!”
Natemare jumped as his brother slammed his hands on his desk. “What, why you’re such a buzzkill? Took you long enough.”
Phantom rolled his eyes. “No, you idiot. The lack of contracts! The murder rates! It’s all connected!”
“Good for you? I thought you were just past your prime.” Natemare shrugged, ignoring the deadly glare Phantom sent his way.
“I think someone summoned a daemon.”
Mare choked on his martini. (A/N: yes I headcanon that Mare drinks martinis. Shut up.) “What! Your wrong. No one would be stupid enough to summon a daemon Phan.” Phantom opened his mouth to speak, but Natemare cut him off. “This isn’t like one of your contracts! That’s just mortals not reading the fine print like the stupid little apes they are. Daemons take ages of preparation to summon, along with a very complex ritual that would fry most human brains. Nobody, not even a mortal, would summon one.”
Phantom groaned softly, running his hands through his hair. “You got a better idea? I don’t know who summoned one, I just know that it is the only sensible explanation for this.”
“And if it is a daemon? What then?
“I confront it. Don’t give me that look! This thing, whatever it may be, is bad for the bar. My number one priority is to get rid of it as soon as possible. Now leave.” Mare mumbled something under his breath and walked out. Suddenly, the room became warm. Almost unbearably warm. Phantom looked around, eye narrowed. A giggle slipped right by his ear.
“So close Phan! I’m so proud of you for figuring that out. Just missing one piece though.” A figure stepped out of the shadows. (E/C) eyes gleamed mischievously, a crooked grin on its face. “I wasn’t summoned.”
(Y/N) POV
I stared at the soul—stealer in front of me. Easy on the eyes, I thought to myself as he stared, jaw dropped in shock. “Close your mouth darling, we wouldn’t want any flies in there now would we?”
“Wh- who are you?” He stuttered.
“Names (E/H/N), just call me (Y/N). I do apologize for stealing customers, I wasn’t aware of your little establishment here.” A sickly-sweet grin covered my face as he nodded softly to himself.
“Pleasure to meet you (Y/N). May I ask how you arrived on this Plane if not by summoning? Assuming you are a daemon of course.”
“I am! In truth, I simply walked in. The Mortal Plane is so interesting, I just had to check it out. No guards as well, which is odd. Not that I’m complaining.”
Phan stood, crossing the room. I tilted my head as got closer, looking him over with a smirk. In truth, I had started to follow his work when I learned about it. I had gained a small crush on the man, but he didn’t need to know that. Satan knows that soul-stealers had a big enough ego as it is. “I have a proposal,” he finally said after several moments of silence.
I raised my eyebrows. “Oh really? And what would this proposal be?”
Phan smiled softly. “Business partners. I get souls through contracts, you take out those who stand in my way. We split the pay in the end.”
“Sounds wonderful. Where do I sign?” He guided me over to his desk, waving his hand vaguely. As I sat down, the contract appeared, along with a pen. I read carefully, then signed. Phantom signed without even looking it over, and words cannot describe how much I hated him for it. As the paper disappeared, I looked Phan in the eyes, and stuck out my hand. “Looking forward to working with you partner.”
He grinned and took my hand, shaking it. “Likewise, partner.”
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A Good Night's Rest - A Natemare x Reader Fic
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My finger clicked too fast lol But here are my current WIPS. Thankies for the tag loves! @leeus-writing
Youtuber/Ego Fics/One Shots: This Is Not A Dream {Darkiplier x Reader x Natemare} - ON HOLD ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Moon Knight Fics/One Shots: ___________________________________________________ You're My new Addiction - dark!JakeLockley x f!reader (one shot): In Progress Dark Secrets- This is a Bucky x reader x Moon Boys fic (originally just Bucky but honestly I said fuck it I want to give moon boys attention too lol)
Oscar Isaac Character Fics/One Shots: ___________________________________________ BFD!ModernDukeLetoAtreides x f!reader - (not started yet) Club!Blue x f!reader - oneshot (not started yet) PoeDameron x f!reader - one shot (not started yet) (Forgot to add) Through the Multiverse - Moon Boys x reader x Miguel o'Hara (and Reader x Apocalypse - platonic cause he calls reader his greatest weapon/his child)
Thank you for the tag @local-flower-girl ❤️❤️
Rules
Post the names of the files of your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you asks with the title that most intrigued them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it. If you want, tag as many people as you have WIPS.
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I have alot!
I won't include my requests but I will include my plans
Current fics
Union - Sephiroth x Aerith fic
Meteor falls - a Reno X OC fic (Will have more than one "book")
Dynamics - a Reno X Reader fic
Plans
Sephiroth x f reader (soldiers are Vampires)
Out of Ff7 fic not sure what it will be yet but it'll be DC based
Rufus X Turk fic
Another Sephiroth x Aerith fic (ABO dynamics)
Reno X Reader (Pirate themed arrrrrr )
Tags
@okarawrites
@milliebeeweasel
@thedarkcoven
#ff7#ff7r#fan fics#thedarkcovenrec <3#kitty's recs#<3#thedarkcovens wips#miguel o hara x reader x moon knight#moon boys x reader x miguel o hara#miguel o'hara#spiderman across the spiderverse#spiderman 2099#spiderman 2099 x reader x moon boys#moon boys x reader x bucky barnes#oscar isaac characters
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Hello! If you’re still doing fic recs, I’d love one!! My favourite egos are the Battles, but honestly they’re all cool! (I’m not sure if you’re picking a pairing off of vibe or from suggestions. My favourites are Phantom and Natemare if it’s by suggestion, otherwise I’m honestly down for whatever’s the most fun to write!) for a personality blurb, I’m 25, he/him. I’m quick-witted with jokes in conversation, I love making people laugh. I’m the token extrovert of my friend group, and I like to consider myself easy to befriend even if I’m a bit of a smartass. I try to come across as sure of myself and confident, but I can definitely fluster easily, lol. I hope this is what you’re looking for, and thank you!!
Ah, I think you picked the the right ego for yourself, among the Battles. I would have to pair you with Natemare. A witty smartass extrovert paired with another witty smartass extrovert, I could only imagine the conversations the two of you would have with eachother and the banter.
"I'm not gonna listen to a guy that smells like a burnt down campfire and cheap cologne."
"My cologne is not cheap, Y/N!" que the dramatic gasp with a hand over his heart.
But there are moments to share witty banner, and moments to care for one another;
Mare had been quiet all day, hardly any response to your quips. See the two of you were friends, just friends, and yet you saw eachother almost everyday and not a day went by where the two of you weren't texting eachother. Which is why his lack of response was starting to upset you.
Are you mad at me?
Mare was quick to type back a simple, No.
Then what's with the radio silence, dude?
I don't know.
Are you okay?
I don't know.
Come over, let's talk about it.
Okay.
Okay, see you soon.
And the messages were left at that, no more responses from Mare. Not even an hour letter when you asked him whether or not he was still coming over.
You're really starting to worry me, Mare.
Where are you?
After five minutes of no response, you peeked outside to check the weather. It was cold and rainy, which really started to worry you. Mare hates the rain, so maybe he wasn't coming over. It wasn't until you caught movement outside, on the front porch, did you sigh in relief. Mare was there, safe and dry; and despite how melancholy he looked, you couldn't help but feel your heart beat just the slightest bit faster.
You gently knocked on the window, catching the Egos attention. His eyes met yours through the glass, he almost looked distraught. You were quick to let him in. It was only then that you noticed his wet hair and damp clothes, you had no idea how long he'd been out there.
"I'll get you something to change into." You mumbled before you turned around to grab him something. Only for his hand to dart out and grab yours. The action caught you off guard, so did how cold he felt. He was never cold, always warm from the embers that burned inside his soul.
"Wait, Y/N..." Mare trailed, waiting for you turn back around to face him, "I want- ugh."
"Mare, whatever it is, you can tell me." You sighed out, not in exasperation but in worry. He paused for another moment before swiftly pulling you into him. You couldn't help but gasp, cheeks warming as he cupped your face; and before you even knew it, his lips were pressed to yours in an oh-so gentle kiss. When he pulled back, he rested his forehead against yours.
"Y/N... I- I think I'm in love with you..."
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Youtube Egos Incorrect quotes.
Natewantstobattle hyperfixation leave me alone. The ipliers and anti are here too ig.
Natemare: If Y/n and I were drowning, who would you save? Phantom: You two can’t swim? Y/n: It’s a hypothetical question, Phantom! Who would you save? Phantom: my time and effort.
Y/n: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Phantom: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Y/n: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Natemare: edible
Y/n: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Google: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Bing: Smad.
Y/n: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity? Phantom: *turning to Mare* How tall are you?
*Y/n and Mare sitting in jail together* Y/n: So who should we call? Mare: I’d call Phantom, but I feel safer in jail
Wilford: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* Dark: What did you do? Wilford: Nobody died. Y/n: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Phantom: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
Y/n: Must be hard not being able to laugh Dark: I do have a sense of humor you know Wilford: I’ve never heard you laugh before Dark: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
Y/n: Phantom and I don’t use pet names. Mare: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Y/n: Honey? Phantom: Yes, doll? Y/n: Mare: Don't ever lie to my face again.
Phantom: While I’m gone, Mare, you’re in charge. Natemare: Yes!!! Phantom, whispering: Y/n, you’re secretly in charge. Y/n: Obviously.
Natemare: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Y/n: Wasn't Anti with you? Anti: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Y/n: You have to apologize to Mare Anti: Fine. Anti: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
Phantom, trying to ask Y/n out: Would you like to stay for dinner? Natemare: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
Anti: I can explain. Y/n: Can you? Anti: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
Wilford: This is bothering me. Y/n: Well, you are hiding a corpse. Wilford: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.
#natemare x reader#natemare#natewantstobattle#nwtb egos#phantom nwtb#wilford warfstache#ahwm wilford#ahwm y/n#markipler egos#antisepticye#darkiplier#googleplier#iplier egos#youtube egos#markiplier x reader#jacksepticegos#jacksepticeye#natemare x male reader#nwtb x male reader#markiplier x male reader
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Sorry For Any Misunderstandings!
For “This Is Not A Dream” revamped I am going to be restarting it yet again because for some reason others can see my stories yet when I click the link its still saying nothing can be found. Sooooo to put me sort of at ease I am going to redo it again and fix whatever I didn’t like so I do apologize for any inconsistencies/things being different etc of this version of my story. Ill most likely redo my master list as well and restart everything so I do apologize for all my fics/one shots and what not poofing from my Master List. Love you guys! Sorry for inconveniences and my neurodivergent brain going brrrrrr and fixing my stuff this way xD
#trying to redo everything#thedarkcoven#thedarkcoven update#my work#renewing my blog#trying to fix everything#sorry if anything goes missing when I redo my masterlist#thedarkcoven master list#updating blog#fanfic writer#writers on tumblr#markiplier x reader#darkiplier x reader#natemare#natewantstobattle#nathan sharp#antisepticeye#sean mcloughlin#jacksepticeye#youtuber egos#marvel#loki x reader#bucky x reader#marvel characters x reader#marvel nerd#one shots#anime fanfic#game fanfic#minors dni on some/most stories#smut will be in most fics
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Hear me out.
Ego's reacting to the reader getting and using one of those custom 3D boob mouse pads of the Egos.
I only say this because I bought myself a Markiplier boob mousepad…
I adore this. It was so fun to write, I made headcanons out of it. You didn’t specify which egos, so I did a random wheel spin for characters!
YANCY
He…doesn’t understand
When he saw it he stared at it for a good several minutes
When you came home, you were surprised when he wasn’t waiting at the door
Like a lost puppy…as he usually does
You called out for him, but didn’t get an answer
When you walked into your computer room, you saw him holding your boob mouse pad of him
“Hun…what is this?”
“The best purchase I’ve ever made.”
He just…doesn’t get it
He’ll even try to hide it from you, but never actually throw it away
After a while, he starts to think it’s funny
But initially? Horrifying
BING
Literally. The best thing. EVER
He’s flattered you’d get something of him, but after all…he was the best there was
He’d even ask you where you bought it so he could buy one for himself
He more often than not stole it for his own computer until the one he bought came
“Bro. This is so cool, I’ve seen them on tik tok…but this is just too good.”
You then had matching mousepads
Was it weird he wanted one of himself?
Yes.
But also…hilarious
JJ
He…is so…distressed
How could you have something so unflattering of him?
He is over the top embarrassed
He would never throw something you bought away…but this was pushing it
He’s more upset that someone thought to make one of him in the first place
He will sign to you, “Please get rid of it immediately.”
“But I like it, I wanted it!” You’d respond
He would huff, and pout but drop the subject
He definitely didn’t like you having it, but if you wanted it…you could keep it
For now
MARVIN
Literally doesn’t care at all
He’d see it when it arrived, and he’d do a quick “heh” but otherwise not mention it
Every once in a while, you’d catch him staring at it
He couldn’t help it, it was such a weird little thing
Once, you heard him mutter to himself, “They would be bigger than that…”
You never dared to bring this up
But he would even joke about shapeshifting into a female so you’d both know how he’d look as a girl
Try him…just test him…he’d do it
MARE
The laughter that came from this man when he saw it…it almost sounded like it hurt
He picks it up and stares at it, laughing for several minutes
Turning to you, he’d get a dumb look on his face
“You know what this means, right y/n?” He asked
“What?”
“This means I can custom make one of you.”
He was finding this all too funny
“Mare…no.”
“Mare YES!”
And he would steal a picture from you to get one
Rather you had boobs or not, you did on his mousepad
PHANTOM
He would honestly just…sigh
“Darling…why did you get this?”
His serious reaction only made you laugh more
“Heheh…it’s funny.” You would laugh
He would roll his eyes, but smile after a minute
If this was something that brought you happiness, he welcomed it
It was…weird to see himself like that
But he had to admit, it was a little funny
Just a little
#yancy x reader#bing x reader#bingiplier x reader#jj x reader#jameson jackson x reader#marvin x reader#marvin the magnificent x reader#natemare x reader#mare x reader#phantom x reader#nwtb phantom x reader#markiplier egos#jacksepticeye egos#jacksepticegos#nwtb egos#natewantstobattle egos#x reader#gn reader#request
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