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getting so better that you only experience the horrors around your period is so fun and beautiful ❤️ until its time for your period.

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Cecil B. DeMented tattoos

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lonely hamster got apple stuck on head and just waited. you ever trusted your god so much that you just waited

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if I was a bunny I'd wish you all a.... hoppy new year!!!! 😊🐇

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im being aggressively bombarded by ads foR hanes womens underwear

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u not a real fujo if you never flicked that little legume to some Lou Reed Yaoi #realtalk

"please advise" is the professional email equivalent of "girl help"

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Honestly my reaction to my lovely little lady friends time of the month so to speak ….

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Transylvanian vanity

an evil car ran at me

and when i ducked away

it crashed into a canopy !

it caused quite a calamity

a fucked up fish swam at me

and in its drunken sway

i wondered if you were mad at me

i love you bridget Transylvanianvanity

I would never be mad at you

my special battty vallypoo

for you mean so effing muck to me

you make me smile you make me squee

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change your dastardly ways before its too late

No never plus I smell like sandalwood

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yeah dude it's exciting. we're all frigging our clits about it

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new york's hottest club is real person fiction

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How it felt to spill hot tomato soup all over my arms and rug today while crying………….. even tumblr gorta hear abt it. It was scary

dropping food when you're already sad is such an intense emotion. Just the most fucking wretched self indulgent pity. One time I spilled a bowl of ice cream when i had already spent most of the day sobbing and honestly im still chasing that high

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2000's apple emote tile stickers, plus assorted extra tile stickers

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the bunny with the lipstick … my GIRLFRIEMD AAYLA THATS HERRRRR :3

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i loooove being able to say i don't know what you're talking about when people tell me things happening on tiktok

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