#NatTony siblings

[sunnysideprincess]

Prompt:

• Natasha AlianovaRomanoff Stark is trying to keep her baby brother safe. That's proven to be a difficult task, considering Tony's habit of running head first into trouble.

• Bucky knows Nat's brother is off limits. It's why Steve hasn't made a move—they all remember Tiberus Stone and his walk of shame. But a couple of drinks in, and the loud music of his favorite club, he wakes up next to Tony Stark. He doesn't even like the kid!

• Steve knows he's a no good, no name "crook". Doesn't help that Nat's dangerously protective. Doesn't help he's the leader of a masked vigilante group. Yet he can't stop loving Tony. Can't stop meeting him at their favorite café for late night snacks and caffeine fueled talks.

• The game is over. Nat has caught James in Tony's bed and is dead set on killing him. But wait! "We're not just fooling around, Nat. We're together!" Tony saves the day at the last moment. So of course, they have to fake date now.

• Stevie's heartbroken, Bucky's getting shovel talks left and right, and there's someone out there hunting the young Stark heir. Worse, he thinks he might be actually liking the guy he's fake dating to stay alive.

• No one knows this—Tony Stark has been in love with both Brooklyn boys since he first met them. So this might just be a golden opportunity for Tony to get his love life in order. He's gonna need help though. And who better to get the ball rolling than Nat's on and off boyfriend, Clint Barton!

[ash339273-blog]

I have seen many posts about ppl's phones correcting Tony to tiny... imagine Tony's reaction if someone sent him a text calling him Tiny. XD -teahusbands anon.

It’s the first time it’s happened. Natasha texted him, and she literally doesn’t care about proper grammar or being able to be understood. (When Black Widow texts, you figure it out.) 

But this is…unforgivable. She calls him “Tiny.” 

He is not tiny. 

She begs to differ. “You’re short,” she says. 

“And what, you’re towering over me?!” Tony asks. “You, with your five-foot-three frame? You can reach the top shelf?” Natasha scowls. 

“Neither can you, Bucky helps.” 

“Because he’s NICE!” Tony yells. “He also doesn’t call me ‘Tiny’!” Natasha rolls her eyes. 

“Not my fault autocorrect does that.” 

“Oh my god, unbelievable,” Tony says. “This means I have to reprogram everything from scratch because no one thought to tell me that it did that! TO me! Unbelievable.” 

“Don’t be such a drama queen.” 

“No.” Natasha laughs a bit as she pats Tony on the cheek. 

“You’re cute when you get angry. You’re like Bambi. Tiny.” 

“I AM NOT MOTHERFUCKING BAMBI.” 

Tony is…surprisingly agile. Natasha screams as he starts chasing after her, wanting to exact vengeance. 

“What are the siblings fighting about this time?” Steve asked. Natasha and Tony have this weird relationship where they both fight each other on almost everything, but refuse to let anyone else fight the other. It’s weird. 

“Natasha called Tony ‘Tiny,’ to which he took offense,” Jarvis answers. He seems tired. “They have been chasing each other for ten minutes. Natasha has used her socks to her advantage while Tony has used his extensive knowledge of the house to his advantage.” 

“WHO KNEW YOU HAD SECRET PASSAGES?” 

“ME! BECAUSE IT’S MY HOUSE, WHERE I CAN REACH EVERYTHING!” 

Steve sighs. It’s gonna be a long day.