#NORA BEANIE

[scripted-downfall]

I know that, in canon, the Latte Hatte is Zoey, but my headcanon is that Ted is actually referring to Nora because he's a pathetic wet cat of a man with a Type. There is no actual "Latte Hatte" because everyone just imagines whichever of the three Beanie's workers they like and rolls with it.

Ted's goes "ah, yeah, the Latte Hatte (Nora)" and Paul nods sagely "indeed, the Latte Hatte (Emma)" while Bill's like "Don't talk that way about her (Zoey); she reminds me of my daughter!"

[digital-roots]

Miscellaneous Hatchetfield headcanons (mostly family related)

- Richie's deepest darkest secret is that for a few years when he was little, he and his mom lived in Clivesdale.

- Richie and Trevor are twins separated from birth parent trap style. Trevor was raised in Philadelphia before his dad moved backed to Hatchetfield, thinking his wife and Richie were still in Clivesdale. The two brothers have not interacted ever despite their proximity with each other.

- Gary Goldstein is actually a clone of Paul, the first one ever made long before they started to make the others for the moon colonies. He escaped and changed his identity, went to law school in another state, and came back to be a sleazy attorney for very rich clients. Said rich clients include Linda Monroe, who he had an affair with and became the biological father of Jordan. He's a deadbeat but he does treat him nicer than Linda's other sons when they happen to be in the same room with each other.

- Gary also does not like musicals but he doesn't make a big deal about it. His go-to coffee order is a large caramel frappe.

- Nora and Jane were actually really good friends, with Jane actually helping Nora to open Beanie's. Nora only gave Emma the job because she felt pity about Emma losing her sister.

- Sylvia is Karen's estranged older sister who cut off her ties with their family after being fed up with their obsession with purity and conservatism. At 18, She moved in with her then boyfriend at the time (they've broken off since then). Grace still prays for her sinner aunt to change her ways.

- Girl Jeri and Boy Jerry went to Sycamore High along with Mark and Karen. They did Bible study sessions together.

- Pete's parents have always had a rocky relationship and by the time Pete is 18 they're finally in the middle of being officially divorced. Pete would sometimes stay at Ted's shitty apartment when things got really messy.

- a lot of the teens think Pete is the owner of Pizza Pete's which adds to why they think he's rich. Max in particular makes fun of him for this a lot despite Pete trying to tell him on numerous occasions that he doesn't own the place.

- Pete and Alice were childhood friends but drifted away by the time they were in high school. They bonded over their shared love of sweets and dysfunctional living situations.

- Ruth had a HUGE crush on Alice, and both were a part of the tech crew in their school theater group. When she found out Alice was dating local stoner and rebellious cool girl Deb she wailed in the bathroom for a solid hour.

[charlottesweetly]

together we run a no-nonsense cafe

[brackle]

Was bored as shit in school

[wetcatschwartzy]

gartic stuff

[paranormaltheatrekid]

I headcanon that Nora is one of those people who is skilled in latte art. She’s tried to get Emma and Zoey to do, but theyre both shit at it.

[hatchetfield]

TGWDLM + Mini Parallels

[teranobriss]

Headcanon that Zoey and Nora somehow convinced Emma to do sign spinning or something equally absurd for the coffee shop.

Emma goes to the corner every day with the sign but always seems to get roped into a conversation with this painfully charming guy from CCRP.

Zoey and Nora peer out the window to consistently find that the sign ain't getting spun any time soon. But hey, at least Emma seems to be hitting it off with the office man.

[blankensnappeas]

I think Girl Jeri should leave Boy Jeri for Nora an no I dont have any reasoning to give because any explanation is locked behind a 45 chapter fanfic I havent written

Bonus:

[starcanwrecked-confessions]

Nora’s last name being Beanie is very cute and adorable I gotta say. Nora BEANIE? Cutest name ever

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[lordbanquo]

BEANIES GIRLS (everyone cheers)

Beanies girls: booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs.

Pokey: despite being interviewed separately, they all gave the same answer.

[justarandombrit]

going off this post

Zoey would like Mean Girls. She loves the movie and her dream role is Regina George (because Mariah rose faith )

Nora would like waitress for the vibes. she relates to "What Baking Can Do" and sings I when she cooks a pie (she secretly LOVES Little Shop of Horrors or the Barbeque monologues.) ... my Nora is secretly a bloodthirsty freak and I love her.)

Sorry this took me so long to see, but HARD AGREE. I bet Zoey sings World Burn for audition songs.

Also, I can very much get behind bloodthirsty freak Nora. Girlie needs more screen time + some characterisation.

[charlottesweetly]

[thinkingabouttheimplications]

I need a fic where Emma, Zoey, and, Nora’s cycles line up and they have their period at the same time. Because it would be hell for literally anyone who would try to go to beanies and it would be hilarious.

[starcanwreckedpulp-doyoushipit]

do you ship it?

[textsfromhatchetfield]

(330):

The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes.